Interstellar Ultimate Guardian

"Damn, why is my name harmonized?" Luo Danfang immediately expressed great dissatisfaction when he found that his name could not be typed at all, but the other party was even more dissatisfied. I have a feeling, otherwise I always feel that something is missing, and the effect will be greatly reduced.

Ling Sa put her chin on his shoulder, opened and closed her mouth and said, "I applied. I'm jealous of so many people calling your name."

Luo Danfang: "..."

Although I know you're talking nonsense, but it sounds like you can't fault it, well, changing your name to *** is acceptable for the time being.

Three chrysanthemums, what the hell!This sour sense of sight.

Luo Danfang complained silently in his heart and then acted as a keyboard man and wrote: "Does Ling Sa eat from you or owe you? He is paralyzed and has to report to you just because he is in a relationship? After so many years, Ling Sa Is it true that the positive image is not enough and you have to set up a flag for the rest of your life? In addition, I want to say, is it possible that when he was in a coma, his boyfriend was almost killed by someone, and the first thing he did when he woke up was not To seek justice for his boyfriend but to separate the relationship, so that you feel that he has established a positive image?

What a joke, if Ling Sa is really that kind of person, you people who have always regarded him as a moral reference should really worry about whether your three views have been crooked to outer space!

And those who say that Ling Sa is not worthy of his military rank, I will tell you now, he just woke up and went to perform the mission, and he didn't even have time to rest. How many of you can do it at his age? to this point?On average, Ling Sa spends more than eight hours of training every day. Who of you can do it?

I'm paralyzed, I think I know everything, but it's just bullshit and I don't know how to coax Bibi, it's so funny to me!

There is also the kind of person who makes Ling Sa get out of the public eye, I just want to ask you why?And you seem to have made a mistake. Ling Sa was not a celebrity or an Internet celebrity from the very beginning. He never accepted any interviews that had nothing to do with work and never allowed others to print his photos for profit. Isn’t this enough to make Do you see Ling Sa's attitude?

He doesn't want to be treated as a star at all. It's you who pushed him to the brightest and most eye-catching position. What does it have to do with him?If you really want Ling Sa to get out of the public eye, why don't anyone mention Ling Sa from now on, maybe in ten or eight years, the newborn children won't know that Ling Sa is that green onion!

The key is can you do it?

If you can't do it, you can say JB, a group of idiots who just say nothing. "

Luo Dan played in one go without even a pause, and after finishing the fight, he was about to enter the next round of battle, but was quickly stopped by Ling Sa's sharp eyes.

"Let go, see if I don't tear them up!"

"Did you tear up so many people?" Ling Sa pulled Luo Dan up and pushed him on the bed with a speechless expression, "I think you should pay more attention to my psychological shadow area."

"What kind of psychological shadow can you have? I think you are happy and calm now, and it doesn't affect you at all." Luo Dan Fang Chongling Sa rolled his eyes.

Ling Sa pressed him on the bed and pressed his body that was still struggling, and said: "Aren't you quite calm about this kind of thing? I used to scold you badly on Xiaonei and the Internet, and I didn't see you replying." .”

"Nonsense, if they scold me, they can scold you!" Luo Danfang blurted out.

After finishing speaking, both of them paused for a moment, and then they both laughed.

Luo Danfang did not care about the words that scolded him, and felt that it would be a waste of money to scold him again, but when he saw someone scolding Ling Sa, he couldn't bear it, and he went up decisively and started to fight with the other party, even if those scolding words only It may be a flash in the pan and soon be submerged, but this does not stop his tearing inspiration from gushing out.

It's like Ling Sa doesn't care much about those people's evaluation of him, but he can't stand others bullying Luo Danfang, and risking confrontation with fans all over the world to hold a press conference, they all care more about each other , ignoring itself.

Ling Sa touched Luo Danfang's forehead with a slight smile, and said: "I thought you didn't care about anything, that's enough, I have received your kindness, your reaction...hehe, it's really rare."

Luo Dan blushed, thinking of the things he did just now that he usually disdains to do, he pushed Ling Sa with some embarrassment: "Go away, don't show off in front of me, I just sympathize with you 1 A textbook of aristocratic etiquette ", even if you are called a fool, you don't know how to talk back, and I have to come forward to find a place for you, is it embarrassing? "

"You were beaten into such a stupid look, you just slapped your butt and ran away with a pretty face, and I had to come forward to scold you for you, are you ashamed?" Ling Sa imitated it back in a decent manner, with the same tone as Luo Dan a virtue.

Luo Danfang was choked hard, and pinched Ling Sa's buttocks: "Damn, you can't let me, you have such a small mind, why do I have a crush on you?"

No loss at all, that's it!

"I think you can see me everywhere." Ling Sa squeezed back, pressed Luo Dan's claws that were still trying to reach into his pants, and said slowly: "I only let my wife, if you admit you It's my daughter-in-law, I will definitely let you."

Luo Danfang was immediately laughed out of anger. He broke his fingers and made a "cracking" sound, and said, "I see that your skin is itchy. I'll loosen the skin for you. The fairy is rustling."

"..." Ling Sa: Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Say it again?" Ling Sa's eyes swished coldly.

Luo Danfang sneered: "Heavenly Immortal Sa, Heavenly Immortal Sa, Heavenly Immortal Sasha!"

"Boom boom one by one!"

"Crack one by one!"

"Woolen cloth-"

Kelan, who heard the movement, thought that the two of them could lift the roof off, and couldn't help touching her chin and smacking her tongue and sighing: "The child now is so young, how could I dare to be so young when I was fighting goblins?" Presumptuous—when will you give birth to a cub for me to play with!"

Ling Chu covered his ears, and said innocently: "Xiao Chu doesn't know anything, Xiao Chu doesn't know what it means they are fighting with goblins."

Kelan: "..." If you say something like this, you must be a ghost if you don't know it!

His expression suddenly cracked, and he covered his head in horror and growled: "Where did you learn such a dirty word? If you say it, I promise not to kill him!"

Ling Chu giggled and said, "Brother said it."

No wonder, it was clearly learned from the optical brain!

However, Kelan felt that it was necessary to discuss with Ling Sa about Lingchu's education.

In the morning, Luo Danfang rubbed his old waist with one hand and covered his face with the other, like an old man with a worn-out age, he walked down the stairs step by step.

Kelan and Lingchu, who were already eating in the restaurant downstairs, looked at Luo Danfang with strange eyes.

——Well, it seems that the goblins fought fiercely last night.

"What are you all looking at me for?" Luo Danfang noticed two pairs of shining eyes, and suddenly felt that Bie Lingsha's painful face hurt even more.

"You guys made too much noise last night. Be more careful next time." Kelan solemnly assumed the attitude of a parent, and said earnestly, "Although I know that you are in a hurry to have a baby, it's too late. This kind of thing still needs to be done." Let nature take its course, the more anxious you are, the less pregnant you will be..."

"It's not you waiting!" Luo Dan let go of his hands, looked at Ke Lan with a face of confusion and horror, and said, "What kind of baby is pregnant? I just had a fight with Ling Sa last night. Can you please stop?" It's embarrassing to say this in front of children!"

After speaking, Luo Danfang rubbed his nose in embarrassment, then pulled out the chair and sat opposite Lingchu.

Kelan saw a bluish spot on his face, and the corner of his mouth was also scratched, which obviously couldn't be caused by goblins fighting.

His eyes widened immediately, and the fork in his hand was still waving: "Did Ling Sa rape you?"

"Yeah, my body hurts everywhere now, it's all caused by Ling Sa." Luo Dan let Ling Sa down, he couldn't help laughing, but he grinned and pulled the corners of his mouth, and couldn't help gasping Cool.

His mouth was indeed gnawed by Ling Sa, but frankly speaking, the pain everywhere in his body is not caused by the beating. Luodan woke up in the morning and moved his body, regretting the fight last night and then having sex with Ling Sa twice Pao, just do it as you say, it's not the first time, but it's the fault that both of them got agitated, and the emotion was confiscated all of a sudden, and then spread to the next cannon.

It turned out to be a sad one. It was more tiring to shoot a cannon than to fight. After finishing, the two of them lost the strength to even move their fingers. The things Ling Sa left in Luodan's body had to be cleaned up in the morning, otherwise how could he Make it look like this!

Ling Sa just happened to come down from upstairs, and after listening to Luo Dan's words, he turned black and sneered, "You have the nerve to say it's domestic violence? It's clearly your domestic violence, look at my face. The teeth marks you gnawed make me wonder if you were a little wolf dog in your previous life."

When Kelan saw Ling Sa's face, she immediately burst out laughing without losing face: "Ahahaha, what's wrong with Ling Sa's eyes? Is it the prehistoric national treasure panda of the COS Federation? Hahaha, no, I have to. Take two photos for you!"

As soon as the words fell, before Ling Sa covered her face and refused, Kelan quickly patted his face several times, and gave instructions in her mouth: "Come on baby, turn your face to the right, Otherwise, I won’t be able to take a complete picture of the panda eye on your left!”

Ling Sa suddenly became annoyed, turned his face and sat on the sofa in the living room angrily: "Don't eat!"

Luo Dan was so happy that he almost spit out the milk in his mouth, and after barely swallowing it, he turned on the mocking mode: "Oh, let me go, Ling Sa, you're not almost twenty this year, but you are only two years old. When you get angry, you turn your face away and don’t want to eat, do you want my brother to hold a bowl and a spoon and call you baby to coax you to eat?"

Ling Chu also started to boo, Jie Ling Sa's Lao Dier said: "But my brother will sneak into the kitchen to look for food, and Ke Lan has caught him several times!"

Luo Dan put: "Hahaha!"

Kelan: "Hahaha!"

Ma Dan has teamed up to bully him, can he still stay at home!

Although Ling Sa is always mature, stable, elegant and generous in front of people, he looks like a dog and can't find fault, in fact, he is quite childish at home occasionally, gets angry and loses his temper, and even makes things like "You guys If you bully me, I won’t eat” and other childish behaviors.

However, Yizheng is such a Lingsha, which makes Luodan Fang like it even more.