There is something in my mouth
Chapter 1 The Big Brother Runs Away
Wu Shi sat cross-legged on the bed, looking gloomy at the white paper crane in front of him.
Just now, this thing abruptly woke him up from his sleep.Although it was a body made of paper, it was really painful to peck it. Until now, he could still feel the tingling pain from his face.
The paper crane was just a simple technique, so it naturally couldn't detect other people's emotions. After a few dumbfoundes, it began to faithfully perform the duties entrusted to it by its master.I saw it trembling all over, a faint golden light rippling, the golden light flowing like water, gradually converging into a misty and illusory figure.
The figure coughed lightly and let out a deep voice: "Junior brother, good morning, how are you resting?"
Wu Shi thought to himself, without your interruption, he would definitely be able to sleep better.
"It's the season when green jade fruits are in abundance. When the brother passed by the market in the town, he saw that the fruits were very fresh, so he sent a few baskets to the sect. If I remember correctly, the younger brother should like to eat it? But green jade Although the fruit tastes sweet and crisp, it is a bit dry and poisonous, and eating too much is not good for your health. Brother suggests that you should not eat too much at one time..."
I don't know if I'm in good health or not, but I'm in a very bad mood right now!
Wu Shi raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, suppressed the ominous premonition that emerged in his heart, and muttered: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let the fart go!"
His clear dream was disturbed, his face smelled terrible.However, the opposite was just a pre-recorded video, and he couldn't vent his anger on the real master, so he had to swallow it again, as if he had eaten a rotten egg.
Perhaps anticipating Wu Shi's reaction, the portrait finally stopped the endless gossip, and said seriously: "Come back to business, brother watched the stars last night and found strange changes in the southeast, and this morning received a letter from the All-heaven Sect, it should be Something important has happened. The situation is urgent and there is no room for delay, so I have to rush to it immediately. During my absence, you will be in charge of the sect's affairs."
The other party's voice was unhurried, but Wu Shi's brows were quickly wrinkled.
Let's not talk about whether the elder brother has the ability to watch the stars and do fortune telling. This guy obviously never takes the world as his own responsibility. How can he be so active now?Is there really something important, or is it...
Just as Wu Shigang thought of a certain possibility, he heard the other party add: "If, I mean, if there is any trouble coming to the door, I will trouble you too."
Sure enough, this is the point!
Wu Shi was deeply speechless for someone's high-sounding running behavior.
There are always only two types of troubles in the mouth of the head brother, one is difficult women, and the other is super difficult women.No matter which category it is, it is by no means an object that is easy to be kind.
That guy once told his troubles to a few juniors and juniors at a sect gathering.There's a lot of ramblings, but the central idea is that he is personable and helpful, and I really don't understand why he can offend so many women.
In the end, the elder brother came to a conclusion on his own initiative: "Probably because I am so beautiful that even they are jealous."
Wu Shi remembered that the scene fell into a brief silence.
After a while, the third senior sister hit the nail on the head: "It's just that you used the wrong method to flirt."
Wu Shi deeply agrees with this view.Although the elder brother said it innocently and wronged, but causing so many troubles is inseparable from his promiscuous nature.
However, the dead fox also saw through his essence, so he felt relieved to throw the sect's stall on him.
"Please, Ashi, when senior brother comes back this time, he will definitely bring you a lot of rations."
Looking at the figure blinking his sincere eyes in front of him, Wu Shi snorted coldly, but the corners of his mouth turned down unconsciously calmed down a little.
Forget it, I'm used to it.
As long as the elder brother can bring back the rations as promised, everything will be fine.
***
After tidying up, Wu Shi strode out and walked to the little junior sister's residence as usual.
The junior sister Feng Yun pays attention to the quality of life but is lazy by nature. Over the years, she has recruited some disciples one after another. It is called a strong martial arts school, but in fact she has a selfish desire to let others help her with daily chores.Thanks to her, Wu Shi has a place for lunch every day.If it wasn't for worrying that his appetite would scare away these hardworking children, he might go there every day for a meal.
In Qianzhujuli, the aroma of food has already permeated.
Feng Yun was drinking thick porridge, and when she saw Wu Shi coming, she raised her eyebrows and showed a teasing smile: "Poor Fifth Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother has thrown the burden of sect to you again, right?"
Wu Shi was quite surprised: "How do you know?"
He himself had just received the news.
Feng Yun hooked her fingers, and the eldest disciple Lu Tu on the opposite side of the round table understood, and said, "Returning to the fifth master, when I went down the mountain to purchase in the early morning, I happened to bump into the head of the sect. body. The disciple stepped forward to say hello, and found out that he really needs to go out for a while."
Wu Shi thought to himself, you can just run away, there is no need to give that guy face at all.
However, because of the senior brother's promise, his mood is far from as bad as before, and now he is interested in another question: "Little sister, you are so unkind, you actually sent your disciples to go shopping early in the morning?"
In his opinion, waking up early is one of the most painful things in the world.
Feng Yun muttered twice with a silver spoon in her mouth, and Lu Tu immediately cooperated with the explanation: "Master misunderstood, this is the disciple's initiative. Fruits and vegetables preserved by magic techniques are always not as good as freshly picked ones. Everyone likes to eat fresh ones." Things. And in the process of going up and down the mountain, the disciples can just take this opportunity to temper their bodies and harden their hearts, which can be said to serve multiple purposes."
Wu Shi was stunned, his eyes swung between Feng Yun's nod and Lu Tu's sincere expression, and finally he had nothing to say.
One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. It can be described as a harmonious and healthy teacher-student relationship.
What else can this say?
Shaking his head with emotion, Wu Shi didn't say any more, and picked up his special sea bowl to drink the porridge.The bottom of the bowl was filled in a short while, but his stomach didn't show any signs of being satisfied, so he managed to fill a bowl full for himself.
Seeing this, Feng Yun frowned and complained: "Sooner or later, I will be poor here by you."
Wu Shi showed no embarrassment, and even waved his hand: "It's okay, I'm the head now, and I will allocate a special fund to you someday to improve the school's food quality."
"That's pretty good." Feng Yun paused, showing a narrow smile, "I just want to ask the head brother, how much money is left in the sect's treasury?"
"..."
Wu Shi opened his mouth, but couldn't speak for a long time.
Only then did he remember that he happened to look at the account book a few days ago, and if he remembered correctly, there was a pitiful number on it...
Under the young junior sister's deep gaze, Wu Shi smirked and turned his head away: "To be honest, Xiaoyun, you have a lot of money, why would you care about such a small amount of money?"
Feng Yun sneered.
Wu Shi was about to say something when he heard a childish and panting voice from outside the house.
"Master, Master, something is wrong!"
The next moment, Feng Yun's little disciple He Qi also appeared at the door, his little face flushed from running fast.
Feng Yun asked strangely: "Xiao Qi, what happened?"
Seeing that Wu Shi was also there, He Qi hurriedly bowed to him, and then hurriedly said: "Second Senior Uncle is fighting with someone else!"
As if to increase persuasion, his voice fell, and everyone heard a loud noise.
The brothers and sisters at the bottom of Shanshuimen's ranking looked at each other, and they all saw shock in each other's eyes.
Wu Shi murmured: "It's strange, it's strange, the second senior brother has always been immersed in his own way of swordsmanship, and he doesn't say a few words, but now he is still fighting with others?"
Feng Yun touched her chin and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Maybe I have met an opponent worthy of a fight."
After a pause, her expression became weird: "Fifth senior brother, go and have a look, if it's later, maybe they can cut off the entire mountain."
Wu Shi recalled the summer five years ago, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I also have an ominous premonition."
He felt that it was necessary for him to prevent a possible sabotage event, and he couldn't let this become an excuse for the elder brother to withhold his reward.But the little junior sister was not interested in this, so she picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, waved her hand and said, "Senior brother, go by yourself, I'm not full yet, I'm too lazy to go there."
Rumbling——There were several loud noises again, almost like a reminder, which made Wu Shi dare not stay any longer.
After pouring all the porridge in the bowl into his stomach, he asked loudly, "Where is Second Senior Brother?!"
He Qi replied: "It's on the Wusi Cliff where he usually practiced sword."
As soon as the voice fell, Wu Shi had already rushed out.
Hopefully it's not too late, he thought.
***
In fact, there is good news and bad news.
The good news is that Wu Shi did not go too late.At that time, the two had just started fighting.And this kind of competition with the nature of learning from each other often starts with simple moves.So when he arrived, only the surrounding trees and bushes suffered, and it was far away from the hilltop being smoothed.
The second senior brother Ouyang Fuyu is a sword idiot, once he falls into a certain frenzy, often ten kui oxen cannot be pulled back.But what happened five years ago made the old and unscrupulous senior brother furious, and left him with a certain shadow that could be remembered for many years.So at this moment, Wu Shi only needs to yell "Elder brother will get angry if this trouble continues", and he succeeded in making him stop abruptly.
Glancing at Wu Shi with some displeasure, Ouyang Fuyu turned around and left.
At the same time, his opponent also stopped.
Only then did Wu Shi notice that it was a charming-looking woman with fair skin like snow and good facial features.
The woman seemed to mutter something, then put the three-foot long sword into her palm with her backhand, raised her eyebrows and asked brightly, "Is Lan Ziqing here?"
Her voice was clear and sharp, which was somewhat discordant with her delicate appearance.
It took Wu Shi a few breaths of time to realize that Lan Ziqing was one of the many nicknames of his elder brother.
Wouldn't this be the so-called trouble? !
With some luck, he cautiously asked back: "Girl, you are here to give the green jade fruit, right?"
Just now, this thing abruptly woke him up from his sleep.Although it was a body made of paper, it was really painful to peck it. Until now, he could still feel the tingling pain from his face.
The paper crane was just a simple technique, so it naturally couldn't detect other people's emotions. After a few dumbfoundes, it began to faithfully perform the duties entrusted to it by its master.I saw it trembling all over, a faint golden light rippling, the golden light flowing like water, gradually converging into a misty and illusory figure.
The figure coughed lightly and let out a deep voice: "Junior brother, good morning, how are you resting?"
Wu Shi thought to himself, without your interruption, he would definitely be able to sleep better.
"It's the season when green jade fruits are in abundance. When the brother passed by the market in the town, he saw that the fruits were very fresh, so he sent a few baskets to the sect. If I remember correctly, the younger brother should like to eat it? But green jade Although the fruit tastes sweet and crisp, it is a bit dry and poisonous, and eating too much is not good for your health. Brother suggests that you should not eat too much at one time..."
I don't know if I'm in good health or not, but I'm in a very bad mood right now!
Wu Shi raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, suppressed the ominous premonition that emerged in his heart, and muttered: "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let the fart go!"
His clear dream was disturbed, his face smelled terrible.However, the opposite was just a pre-recorded video, and he couldn't vent his anger on the real master, so he had to swallow it again, as if he had eaten a rotten egg.
Perhaps anticipating Wu Shi's reaction, the portrait finally stopped the endless gossip, and said seriously: "Come back to business, brother watched the stars last night and found strange changes in the southeast, and this morning received a letter from the All-heaven Sect, it should be Something important has happened. The situation is urgent and there is no room for delay, so I have to rush to it immediately. During my absence, you will be in charge of the sect's affairs."
The other party's voice was unhurried, but Wu Shi's brows were quickly wrinkled.
Let's not talk about whether the elder brother has the ability to watch the stars and do fortune telling. This guy obviously never takes the world as his own responsibility. How can he be so active now?Is there really something important, or is it...
Just as Wu Shigang thought of a certain possibility, he heard the other party add: "If, I mean, if there is any trouble coming to the door, I will trouble you too."
Sure enough, this is the point!
Wu Shi was deeply speechless for someone's high-sounding running behavior.
There are always only two types of troubles in the mouth of the head brother, one is difficult women, and the other is super difficult women.No matter which category it is, it is by no means an object that is easy to be kind.
That guy once told his troubles to a few juniors and juniors at a sect gathering.There's a lot of ramblings, but the central idea is that he is personable and helpful, and I really don't understand why he can offend so many women.
In the end, the elder brother came to a conclusion on his own initiative: "Probably because I am so beautiful that even they are jealous."
Wu Shi remembered that the scene fell into a brief silence.
After a while, the third senior sister hit the nail on the head: "It's just that you used the wrong method to flirt."
Wu Shi deeply agrees with this view.Although the elder brother said it innocently and wronged, but causing so many troubles is inseparable from his promiscuous nature.
However, the dead fox also saw through his essence, so he felt relieved to throw the sect's stall on him.
"Please, Ashi, when senior brother comes back this time, he will definitely bring you a lot of rations."
Looking at the figure blinking his sincere eyes in front of him, Wu Shi snorted coldly, but the corners of his mouth turned down unconsciously calmed down a little.
Forget it, I'm used to it.
As long as the elder brother can bring back the rations as promised, everything will be fine.
***
After tidying up, Wu Shi strode out and walked to the little junior sister's residence as usual.
The junior sister Feng Yun pays attention to the quality of life but is lazy by nature. Over the years, she has recruited some disciples one after another. It is called a strong martial arts school, but in fact she has a selfish desire to let others help her with daily chores.Thanks to her, Wu Shi has a place for lunch every day.If it wasn't for worrying that his appetite would scare away these hardworking children, he might go there every day for a meal.
In Qianzhujuli, the aroma of food has already permeated.
Feng Yun was drinking thick porridge, and when she saw Wu Shi coming, she raised her eyebrows and showed a teasing smile: "Poor Fifth Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother has thrown the burden of sect to you again, right?"
Wu Shi was quite surprised: "How do you know?"
He himself had just received the news.
Feng Yun hooked her fingers, and the eldest disciple Lu Tu on the opposite side of the round table understood, and said, "Returning to the fifth master, when I went down the mountain to purchase in the early morning, I happened to bump into the head of the sect. body. The disciple stepped forward to say hello, and found out that he really needs to go out for a while."
Wu Shi thought to himself, you can just run away, there is no need to give that guy face at all.
However, because of the senior brother's promise, his mood is far from as bad as before, and now he is interested in another question: "Little sister, you are so unkind, you actually sent your disciples to go shopping early in the morning?"
In his opinion, waking up early is one of the most painful things in the world.
Feng Yun muttered twice with a silver spoon in her mouth, and Lu Tu immediately cooperated with the explanation: "Master misunderstood, this is the disciple's initiative. Fruits and vegetables preserved by magic techniques are always not as good as freshly picked ones. Everyone likes to eat fresh ones." Things. And in the process of going up and down the mountain, the disciples can just take this opportunity to temper their bodies and harden their hearts, which can be said to serve multiple purposes."
Wu Shi was stunned, his eyes swung between Feng Yun's nod and Lu Tu's sincere expression, and finally he had nothing to say.
One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. It can be described as a harmonious and healthy teacher-student relationship.
What else can this say?
Shaking his head with emotion, Wu Shi didn't say any more, and picked up his special sea bowl to drink the porridge.The bottom of the bowl was filled in a short while, but his stomach didn't show any signs of being satisfied, so he managed to fill a bowl full for himself.
Seeing this, Feng Yun frowned and complained: "Sooner or later, I will be poor here by you."
Wu Shi showed no embarrassment, and even waved his hand: "It's okay, I'm the head now, and I will allocate a special fund to you someday to improve the school's food quality."
"That's pretty good." Feng Yun paused, showing a narrow smile, "I just want to ask the head brother, how much money is left in the sect's treasury?"
"..."
Wu Shi opened his mouth, but couldn't speak for a long time.
Only then did he remember that he happened to look at the account book a few days ago, and if he remembered correctly, there was a pitiful number on it...
Under the young junior sister's deep gaze, Wu Shi smirked and turned his head away: "To be honest, Xiaoyun, you have a lot of money, why would you care about such a small amount of money?"
Feng Yun sneered.
Wu Shi was about to say something when he heard a childish and panting voice from outside the house.
"Master, Master, something is wrong!"
The next moment, Feng Yun's little disciple He Qi also appeared at the door, his little face flushed from running fast.
Feng Yun asked strangely: "Xiao Qi, what happened?"
Seeing that Wu Shi was also there, He Qi hurriedly bowed to him, and then hurriedly said: "Second Senior Uncle is fighting with someone else!"
As if to increase persuasion, his voice fell, and everyone heard a loud noise.
The brothers and sisters at the bottom of Shanshuimen's ranking looked at each other, and they all saw shock in each other's eyes.
Wu Shi murmured: "It's strange, it's strange, the second senior brother has always been immersed in his own way of swordsmanship, and he doesn't say a few words, but now he is still fighting with others?"
Feng Yun touched her chin and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Maybe I have met an opponent worthy of a fight."
After a pause, her expression became weird: "Fifth senior brother, go and have a look, if it's later, maybe they can cut off the entire mountain."
Wu Shi recalled the summer five years ago, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I also have an ominous premonition."
He felt that it was necessary for him to prevent a possible sabotage event, and he couldn't let this become an excuse for the elder brother to withhold his reward.But the little junior sister was not interested in this, so she picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake, waved her hand and said, "Senior brother, go by yourself, I'm not full yet, I'm too lazy to go there."
Rumbling——There were several loud noises again, almost like a reminder, which made Wu Shi dare not stay any longer.
After pouring all the porridge in the bowl into his stomach, he asked loudly, "Where is Second Senior Brother?!"
He Qi replied: "It's on the Wusi Cliff where he usually practiced sword."
As soon as the voice fell, Wu Shi had already rushed out.
Hopefully it's not too late, he thought.
***
In fact, there is good news and bad news.
The good news is that Wu Shi did not go too late.At that time, the two had just started fighting.And this kind of competition with the nature of learning from each other often starts with simple moves.So when he arrived, only the surrounding trees and bushes suffered, and it was far away from the hilltop being smoothed.
The second senior brother Ouyang Fuyu is a sword idiot, once he falls into a certain frenzy, often ten kui oxen cannot be pulled back.But what happened five years ago made the old and unscrupulous senior brother furious, and left him with a certain shadow that could be remembered for many years.So at this moment, Wu Shi only needs to yell "Elder brother will get angry if this trouble continues", and he succeeded in making him stop abruptly.
Glancing at Wu Shi with some displeasure, Ouyang Fuyu turned around and left.
At the same time, his opponent also stopped.
Only then did Wu Shi notice that it was a charming-looking woman with fair skin like snow and good facial features.
The woman seemed to mutter something, then put the three-foot long sword into her palm with her backhand, raised her eyebrows and asked brightly, "Is Lan Ziqing here?"
Her voice was clear and sharp, which was somewhat discordant with her delicate appearance.
It took Wu Shi a few breaths of time to realize that Lan Ziqing was one of the many nicknames of his elder brother.
Wouldn't this be the so-called trouble? !
With some luck, he cautiously asked back: "Girl, you are here to give the green jade fruit, right?"
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