Rebirth of Beigu Sirius

One Hundred Questions about Sexuality

Author: Hello everyone, welcome to the scene of the Hundred Questions about Sexuality!This is Xianyuzhai, ah no, it's Xianyouzhai!First of all, let's invite our two protagonists——

Yun Zhuo (seemingly bowing to everyone in a serious manner): Hello everyone~

Situ Lin (pulls the stool and sits down, covering Pingping's face): Hurry up and finish the recording, I really want to sleep, yawn...

Author: Ahaha, Lord Mozun doesn't seem to have slept well today?Uh, here's our special host—Dao Zhaoying Duan!

Duan Zhaoying (sigh): I'm so bored, what the hell are you doing, you insist on being the host of such a shameful show.

The author (reporting kindly, waving at the three of them): Alright, my mother has slipped away, you three get along well!

Yun Zhuo: Daoist, what are you inviting us here for?

Duan Zhaoying (looking at the question booklet): It seems that you and Brother Situ are asked to answer the questions.

Situ Lin (scratching his head): Let's start quickly, just in time to go back to sleep after finishing.

1 Duan Zhaoying: Don’t you think the Taoist’s time is not precious!Cough cough, please listen to the first question, may I ask your name?

Yun Zhuo/Situ Lin: You don't know this?

Duan Zhaoying (spreading hands): It's not that Master Dao doesn't know, it's that this topic book is rather stupid.

Yun Zhuo (sigh): Yun Zhuo, whose name is Qianxuan, is the third child in the family, and his sword is called Wuqi, and people in the world call him...

Duan Zhaoying (reaching out her hand): Stop, stop, stop, just ask your name, are you chattering?

Situ Lin: Situ Lin, with the word Ruzhi, is probably the second most handsome in Jiumiao, and the first handsome is my senior brother.

Duan Zhaoying: ...You also answered beyond the outline.

2 Duan Zhaoying: The second question, what is your age?

Situ Lin: 25 at the end of the main story.

Yun Zhuo: You ask me the shell after rebirth, or the deity before rebirth?And later Cang Zhuo gave me demon power, so should his age also be counted?

Duan Zhaoying (inner os: this person is really poisonous): Uh, tell me?

Yun Zhuo: Rong Yu's shell should be 21, Yun Zhuo's real body is 24, and Cang Zhuo's demon power seems to be hundreds of years old?Hey, I suddenly felt that I should also count...

Duan Zhaoying (quickly raising her hand): Alright, next question!

3 Duan Zhaoying: The third question, what is the gender?

Yun Zhuo/Situ Lin: ...

Duan Zhaoying: They are all men, right? Pass!

4 Duan Zhaoying: The fourth question, what is your personality like?

Yun Zhuo: Very chivalrous, very upright, although he feels a bit out of the ordinary, but the way of a gentleman is written all over his body!

Duan Zhaoying: ...Yes, is it?Did not see it.

Situ Lin: A little lazy, a little black-bellied, and a little vengeful, right?

Duan Zhaoying: Are you sure it's just a little bit?

5 Duan Zhaoying: The fifth question, the character of the other party?

Yun Zhuo: Poisonous tongue, talkative, reckless about the consequences, loves to fool others, and is a sick person, it can be said to be very spicy!

Duan Zhaoying: Brother Situ, should you reflect on yourself?

Situ Lin: One muscle, special shaft, stupid, the kind who won't listen to it at all when it's sold by others!

Duan Zhaoying: ...

6 Duan Zhaoying: Alright, question six, when did the two meet?Where?

Yun Zhuo/Situ Lin: When I was a teenager, I lived in the Zizhu Forest in Jiumiao.

Duan Zhaoying: It's rare to be unified this time!

7 Duan Zhaoying: The seventh question, the first impression of the other party?

Yun Zhuo: Is this person sick?

Situ Lin: Isn't this person stupid?

Duan Zhaoying: ...

8 Duan Zhaoying: So, what do you like about each other?

Yun Zhuo (suddenly laughing): Actually, I didn’t know what I liked about him at first, but if I have to say it, it’s probably... Although Brother Rin is slanted and doesn’t care about the consequences, every time he doesn’t care about the future, it’s for me. .

Duan Zhaoying: (What's the matter with this sudden pink bubble feeling?)

Situ Lin: Basically the same as above, although Yun Zhuo is stupid, but he is doing it for the good of others, especially when he blocked the door for me... I suddenly feel that such a stupid person should be protected by me.

Duan Zhaoying: ... other co-authors are blocking the knife, and you are blocking the door, but I still wish happiness.

Situ Lin (immediately raised his hand): It's not like he didn't block the knife!

Duan Zhaoying: When Nanzhao was hunted down by Mingyou?

Situ Lin (nods his head)

9 Duan Zhaoying: So, what do you hate about the other party?

Yunzhuo: Is there anything particularly annoying at the moment?After all, it is Brother Lin who I have admired and admired for so many years!

Duan Zhaoying: Please take a look at what you said in the fifth question.

Situ Lin: Probably because he put himself into it to save others, it's a bit annoying... But I can't help him with his temper.

Yun Zhuo (very unconvinced): Wow, Brother Rin, you speak as if you have never done something similar?

Situ Lin (with confidence): That's not for you!

Yun Zhuo (suddenly blushes)

10 Duan Zhaoying: Cough cough cough cough, stop, next question, do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Yunzhuo: Good.

Situ Lin: Good.

11 Duan Zhaoying: Next question, what do you call the other party?

Yun Zhuo: Brother Lin.

Duan Zhaoying: This is the only one.

Situ Lin: Yun Zhuo, San Shao, Yun San Shao, Lord Sirius, Xiao Zhuo, Qian Xuan... I'll think about it later, is there any such thing as a "sister".

Duan Zhaoying: ...All right, shut up, I don't want to hear any more.

12 Duan Zhaoying: Next question, how would you like to be called by the other party?

Yun Zhuo (sigh): Brother Lin has called him all the names he can, so let him do as he pleases.

Situ Lin (thinking): Really?I think "Brother Ruzhi" actually sounds better than "Brother Rin".

Yun Zhuo: Four characters are too long, why not call her name!

Duan Zhaoying: Very reasonable.

13 Duan Zhaoying: If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Situ Lin: Needless to say, his prototype is a wolf, the kind that is snow-white and has light in its eyes.

Yun Zhuo: Hey, I haven't thought about this... Hiss, it should be a black leopard?

Duan Zhaoying: A wolf can't beat a leopard, over.

14 Duan Zhaoying: The next question, if you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Yun Zhuo: Didn't I draw the hair with my own hands and bring it to him?

Situ Lin: Well, I like it very much.

Yun Zhuo (whispering): Hehe.

Duan Zhaoying: Where's Brother Situ?

Situ Lin: The hosta left by my mother, the kind I pasted up with my own hands.

Duan Zhaoying: ...Suddenly I feel a little cruel.

15 Duan Zhaoying: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Yun Zhuo: Brother Lin sent it, everything is fine!

Situ Lin: Hubing made by Yun Zhuo himself.

Duan Zhaoying: Uh, are you really not afraid of being poisoned to death?

Situ Lin (shaking his head)

Duan Zhaoying: ...Well, maybe this is a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer.

16 Duan Zhaoying: So what is your dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Yun Zhuo: Hurt me, and please refer to the fifth question.

Situ Lin (embarrassed): In fact, I was not dissatisfied, but recently I feel that it is a bit embarrassing for me to be crazy about contracting medicinal materials shops.

Duan Zhaoying: ...I think you guys are still showing affection.

17 Duan Zhaoying: What is your problem?

Yun Zhuo (full of confidence): Ben Shao is perfect!

Situ Lin (laughs): If physical problems are counted, it is probably due to three kinds of poisons.

Duan Zhaoying: What if it doesn’t count?

Situ Lin (with confidence): Then I am perfect too!

Duan Zhaoying: ...I have never seen such a brazen person.

18 Duan Zhaoying: What is the opponent's fault?

Yun Zhuo/Situ Lin: Refer to Question [-].

19 Duan Zhaoying: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Yun Zhuo: Call me a dog!

Situ Lin (explanation): This is ridicule, it's for fun.

Yun Zhuo (turning his head): No thanks.

Situ Lin: Press your head and let me drink tonic?

Yun Zhuo (following example): This is caring about you.

Situ Lin (miserable): Please, if you continue to care about me, I'm afraid something will happen.

20 Duan Zhaoying: What did you do that made the other party unhappy?

Yun Zhuo/Situ Lin: Ditto.

21 Duan Zhaoying: Uh...how far has your relationship reached?

Situ Lin (raising eyebrows): What do you think?

Duan Zhaoying: Okay, I see, you pair of broken sleeves.

22 Duan Zhaoying: Where did the two of you meet for the first time?

Yun Zhuo: Have we ever dated?

Situ Lin: On the eaves of the inn in Changyang Town?

Yun Zhuo: Barely can it be counted?

23 Duan Zhaoying: How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Yunzhuo: Very good, roasted sweet potatoes are delicious.

Duan Zhaoying: On a date, you only remember eating well?

Situ Lin: It's really good, but sweet potatoes with red hearts are hard to buy.

Duan Zhaoying: ...

24 Duan Zhaoying: How far did it progress?

Yun Zhuo: Actually, I don’t know anything, I always thought he liked Brother Li.

Situ Lin (positive color): No, I think it should be considered an ambiguous period.

Duan Zhaoying: ... I hope you can unify your answers.

25 Duan Zhaoying: Where do you often go to date?

Yun Zhuo: I didn't deliberately date, if I have to say it, it's probably Zizhulin?

Situ Lin: There are also eaves and leisure houses in various places.

Duan Zhaoying: Yes, yes, I understand. Anyway, you can show off whenever you want, and you are dating wherever you go.

26 Duan Zhaoying: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Yunzhuo: Sorry, I don't want to cook Hubing.

Situ Lin: Roasted sweet potatoes with red hearts are not easy to buy.

Duan Zhaoying: ...you are enough.

27 Duan Zhaoying: Who confessed first?

Situ Lin: Should it be me?Yes, that's me!Think back to the cave.

28 Duan Zhaoying: How much do you like each other?

Situ Lin (suddenly serious): He is my light.

Yun Zhuo (whispering): You too.

Duan Zhaoying: I'm blind, who will save me, this show can't go on.

29 Duan Zhaoying: So, do you love each other?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo (nods and nods)

30 Duan Zhaoying: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?

Situ Lin: It's time to drink the medicine.

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ?

Yun Zhuo: When did you call me husband?A chill came over my face.

Situ Lin: So you look at me like this, I'm so sad.

Duan Zhaoying: An aversion to cold.

31 Duan Zhaoying: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo (very uniform expression of disgust): Would anyone but me fall in love with him?

Duan Zhaoying: ...I didn't expect such an answer.

32 Duan Zhaoying: Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart... Well, I guess you haven't considered it through the previous question, let's pass it.

33 Duan Zhaoying: What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Yun Zhuo: If you can't date, you can't talk about being late.

Duan Zhaoying: ...Okay.

34 Duan Zhaoying: Which part of the other party do you like the most?

Yun Zhuo: Hey, I haven't thought about this question. It should be the eyes. Peach blossom eyes are super attractive, and they are ghost pupils.

Situ Lin: Hand?It looks good no matter when it is manipulating the mechanism or holding hands with me.

35 Duan Zhaoying: The other party's sexy expression?

Situ Lin (probing on the edge): Can you answer the last fifty questions?

Duan Zhaoying (righteous speech): No, we will talk about the last fifty questions after the last fifty questions.

Situ Lin: Let's talk about the last fifty questions.

Yun Zhuo: It should be the expression when he said he wanted to go to Nanzhao with me.

Duan Zhaoying (to Situ Lin): You learn from others, don't be so impure.

36 Duan Zhaoying: When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Situ Lin: If you can’t answer the last fifty questions, just skip it.

Yun Zhuo: Ah, when the relationship is not clear, just looking at him makes my heart beat faster.

Duan Zhaoying: Situ Lin, I doubt what you are thinking about every day.

37 Duan Zhaoying: Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Situ Lin: I lied about the scars on my hands and the reasons for my weak constitution.I think my skills in cheating and deception are still very strong.

Yun Zhuo: Is there only one time to leave without saying goodbye?I don't think I'm very good at lying.

Duan Zhaoying: I seem to hear the feeling of abuse again.

38 Duan Zhaoying: I feel the happiest when I do something... Well Situ Lin shut up, I know what you are going to say again.

Yun Zhuo: We are very happy to be together.

Situ Lin: Second!

Duan Zhaoying: It's amazing that I didn't answer the last fifty questions.

39 Duan Zhaoying: Have you ever quarreled?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo: Every day!often!

Duan Zhaoying: ...Okay, I understand.

40 Duan Zhaoying: What kind of quarrels are they? ...Okay, I answered for you, teasing and sarcasm each other, and then suddenly fired for trivial matters.

41 Duan Zhaoying: How to reconcile later?

Situ Lin: Annihilation of grievances in one shot?

Duan Zhaoying: The content of the fifty questions after I said don’t answer!

42 Duan Zhaoying: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo (nods and nods)

Duan Zhaoying: Well, I wish you a lifetime of evil fate.

43 Duan Zhaoying: When will I feel loved?

Yun Zhuo: I don't think about this question deliberately. If I have to say it, it will be from the moment after I found the broken hairpin.

Duan Zhaoying: Very serious answer, what about Situ Lin?

Situ Lin: When forcibly feeding me medicine.

Duan Zhaoying: ...

44 Duan Zhaoying: How do you express your love?

Yun Zhuo: Since he said it all, it is a contracted pharmacy, right?

Duan Zhaoying: ...

Situ Lin: I still want to answer the last fifty questions.

Duan Zhaoying: Shut up!

45 Duan Zhaoying: When did you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Yunzhuo: Is there any?I wonder if it counts when he likes Brother Li?

Situ Lin: Back then when I left without saying goodbye.

Yun Zhuo (hugging): I was wrong.

Situ Lin (Shun Mao)

46 Duan Zhaoying: What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Situ Lin: Needless to say, his house has been prepared as standard, sprinkle golden plums.

Yun Zhuo: Actually, I want to say Zizhu?

Duan Zhaoying: ... Is bamboo a flower?

Yun Zhuo: Bamboo can bloom.

Duan Zhaoying: All right, pass.

47 Duan Zhaoying: Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Situ Lin: Yes, there are many, and I basically kept it from myself.But then there is no more.

Yunzhuo (nodding his head)

48 Duan Zhaoying: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Yun Zhuo: Say it again, Ben Shao is perfect, don't make me say it a third time.

Situ Lin: Then I second the proposal?

Duan Zhaoying: ...I don't think I should participate in this program.

49 Duan Zhaoying: Is the relationship between the two of you public or secret... Well, it’s too public. Daoist, I really don’t want to know that you two are broken sleeves.

50 Duan Zhaoying: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Situ Lin: For a meaningless question, the answer must be yes.

Yun Zhuo: Then I second the proposal.

Duan Zhaoying: Well, it’s time to enter the last fifty questions, and you can let yourselves go.But I have a premonition that I will be critically attacked.

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51 Duan Zhaoying: Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Yunzhuo: What do you mean?

Situ Lin: I am Gong.

Yunzhuo: What does this mean?

Situ Lin (whispered):! @#￥%...&*

Yun Zhuo: Damn it!

52 Duan Zhaoying: Why did you make such a decision?

Yun Zhuo (suddenly desperate): I just found out that I was deceived by Ling Xun’s broken sleeve booklet, because the description in that booklet is like this...

Situ Lin (whispered): Master did a great job!

53 Duan Zhaoying: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Yun Zhuo: Can I say that I am not satisfied now?

Situ Lin: Rejected, next question.

54 Duan Zhaoying: Where is the first H?

Situ Lin: Leisurely fasting.

55 Duan Zhaoying: How did you feel at that time?

Yun Zhuo: Because I know the truth, I am emotionally excited, and it hurts... Well, it has a dual meaning of body and mind.

Situ Lin: Satisfied, but slightly shocked by his sudden devotion.

56 Duan Zhaoying: What did the other party look like at that time?

Yun Zhuo: ...No, I didn't pay attention.

Duan Zhaoying: Are you patronizing and indulging in your own thoughts?

Yun Zhuo (nods): Mmmmmmm.

Situ Lin: Wouldn't it be a shame for me to say that, only I know what he looked like at the time, so you can stay where you are cool.

Duan Zhaoying: How do you talk to people?Well though I'm not interested either.

Situ Lin: Then...be forbearing and seductive?Although I took the initiative, I was completely at a loss during the process, and my usual appearance was so different that it was simply too uncontrollable.

Duan Zhaoying: ...Shut up, don't hurt the straight man's heart, okay you guys.

57 Duan Zhaoying: What was your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Situ Lin: Good morning.

Yunzhuo: Good morning.

Duan Zhaoying: ...why is it so boring?

58 Duan Zhaoying: How many times per week?

Situ Lin: Who knows, it depends on your mood.

Duan Zhaoying: It's hard to believe that you are so Buddhist.

59 Duan Zhaoying: How many times a week do you think is the most ideal situation?

Situ Lin: I haven't thought about it, just do whatever you want, when you're interested, you'll just roll together.

Duan Zhaoying: ...that's enough, next question.

60 Duan Zhaoying: So, what kind of H?

Situ Lin: There are all kinds of developments... What do you want to hear?

Duan Zhaoying: No, I don't want to hear it.

Yun Zhuo: H who suddenly rolled into bed while talking?

Duan Zhaoying: Damn, you haven't spoken for a long time!why suddenly...

Yun Zhuo: I am still immersed in the emotion of being deceived by Ling Xun.

Duan Zhaoying: ...

61 Duan Zhaoying: The most sensitive||sensitive part of me... What the hell is wrong with this!

Yun Zhuo: I don’t seem to have paid special attention to this...

Situ Lin: This is a question worth thinking about, but it seems that there is really no research on it.

62 Duan Zhaoying: What is the most sensitive||sensitive part of the other party?

Situ Lin: I was wondering if the ears would be very sensitive if the cloud was a half-beast... I must try it next time.

Yun Zhuo:? ? ? ?You will not be given this chance!roll!

Duan Zhaoying: Enough is enough, I can't listen anymore.

63 Duan Zhaoying: Use one sentence to describe the other party at the time of H... My God, why is this kind of problem.

Situ Lin: Usually he is a little wolf dog, and when he is H, he is a little milk dog. People can't help but want to bully more.

Yun Zhuo (blushing suddenly): You!

Duan Zhaoying: I will give you a chance to fight back.

Yun Zhuo: Only when he was in H did I not doubt his health.

Situ Lin:? ? ?It seems necessary to correct you in the future.

64 Duan Zhaoying: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Yun Zhuo (seriously confessing): I like it.

Situ Lin: I like it.

65 Duan Zhaoying: In general, where is H?

Situ Lin: ... Xianyouzhai?In fact, the Lantern Palace also has

Duan Zhaoying: Are you worthy of your brother? You!

66 Duan Zhaoying: Which H location do you want to try?

Situ Lin: Junfengtang.

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ? ?What is this operation?

Cloud Zhuo: Purple Bamboo Forest.

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ? ?Sorry to bother you.

67 Duan Zhaoying: Should I take a shower before H or after H?

Situ Lin: If conditions permit, there will be.If not allowed, usually after H?

68 Duan Zhaoying: Is there any agreement at H?

Yun Zhuo: Don't call me a dog.

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ?I don't understand your operation more and more.

Situ Lin: Don't cry.

Duan Zhaoying: Are you so fierce?

Situ Lin: I'm wronged, it's because he likes to make random associations.If I say go to bed, go to bed, don't think about the tragic past, right?

Duan Zhaoying: Oh, in the final analysis, the plot is too cruel?

69 Duan Zhaoying: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Yun Zhuo: I really want to, but I've never even held a girl's hand.

Situ Lin (kind eyes): Oh?Do you want to?

Yun Zhuo (suddenly counseled): No, no, I haven't thought about it, it's good like this.

Situ Lin: No, although I was dragged into a brothel, I fell asleep.

Duan Zhaoying: I can't afford to be offended.

70 Duan Zhaoying: Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get your heart, you should at least get your body"?

Situ Lin (sneering): Isn't this Tao Qingyan?

Duan Zhaoying: Huh?

Yun Zhuo: Probably what he meant was that he couldn’t keep the life of the person he likes anyway, so he chose to make her a puppet, thinking about others after seeing things. This mentally retarded thinking obsessed with the past is very meaningless.

Situ Lin (seriously): He also made your corpse into a puppet, so I suspect that he also has unreasonable thoughts about you.

Yun Zhuo:? ? ?I think he is just trying to embarrass you.

Situ Lin: But you are his junior, and I am similar to him in a certain sense.

Yun Zhuo:? ? ?It doesn't even look like a broken sleeve.

Duan Zhaoying: Yes, yes, yes, don’t think that everyone gives like you, the villain also has dignity.

71 Duan Zhaoying: If the other party is raped||raped by thugs, what would you do?

Situ Lin: If it is burned, it can also be considered to burn his whole family.

Duan Zhaoying: ...Why does it feel weird.

Yun Zhuo: Kill them, or else they will wash their sect with blood.

Duan Zhaoying: Wow, does this sound like something a cleansed upright devil can say?

Yun Zhuo: I have already taken the blame, so I can consider making good use of it.

Duan Zhaoying: All right.

72 Duan Zhaoying: Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Situ Lin: No.

Yunzhuo: No.

Situ Lin: I reported it, I think he will after H.

Duan Zhaoying: How should I say it.

Situ Lin: Because he acted too proactively when the front rolled together, but in fact he is very thin-skinned?

Yun Zhuo: ...shut up.

73 Duan Zhaoying: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Situ Lin: I don't have this kind of friend. As you said, broken sleeves are a rare phenomenon.

Yunzhuo: Second proposal.

74 Duan Zhaoying: Do you think you are good at H?

Yun Zhuo: Not bad.

Situ Lin: ...Who gave you the courage.

Yun Zhuo: Huh?Well, that's unlikely.

Situ Lin: I think I'm okay.

Yun Zhuo: I don't think so.

Duan Zhaoying: It's really rare that you guys who dislike each other got together and didn't become the scene of a car accident.

75 Duan Zhaoying: So what about the other party...well, I've passed this question.

76 Duan Zhaoying: What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Yun Zhuo: There is no hope, just don't hurt me.

Situ Lin: Don't recall the past, don't persuade me to take medicine.

Duan Zhaoying: I still think it's weird.

77 Duan Zhaoying: What kind of expression do you like on the other side during H?

Yun Zhuo: Tolerating an emotional and satisfied expression?

Duan Zhaoying: Hey, why suddenly...

Situ Lin: The brave expression makes people feel distressed.

Duan Zhaoying: Hey, the painting style is wrong, right?

78 Duan Zhaoying: Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo: No.

79 Duan Zhaoying: Are you interested in SM?

Yun Zhuo: What is this?

Situ Lin: Probably not.

Duan Zhaoying: Should... should?

80 Duan Zhaoying: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Yun Zhuo (contemplation): I am not in good health, maybe I should take medicine.

Situ Lin (hair standing on end): No, no, no.

81 Duan Zhaoying: What do you think about rape?

Yun Zhuo: This is inconsistent with etiquette and morality.

Duan Zhaoying: You seem to have just said that you are going to make good use of the name of the devil to avenge your personal revenge?

Yun Zhuo: You heard it wrong.

Duan Zhaoying: ...

Situ Lin: The behavior of the mentally weak is very similar to what Tao Qingyan can do.

Duan Zhaoying: How much hatred do you have with him?

82 Duan Zhaoying: What is the more painful thing in H?

Yun Zhuo: They suddenly started spraying each other?

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ?What kind of pain is this?

Situ Lin: Sudden nosebleed because of drinking tonic?

Duan Zhaoying:? ? ?What the hell is this?

83 Duan Zhaoying: In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Yunzhuo: Lantern Shadow Profound Hall.

84 Duan Zhaoying: Have you ever been seduced by Fang?

Situ Lin (hand raised): Yes, and many times.

Yun Zhuo: ...

85 Duan Zhaoying: What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Situ Lin: Enjoy the results, wait for the opportunity, eat and wipe clean.

Duan Zhaoying: Well, I know you can use idioms.

86. Duan Zhaoying: Did the attacking side have violent||violent behavior?

Situ Lin: No!

87 Duan Zhaoying: At that time, the recipient's reaction was... a good one.

88 Duan Zhaoying: For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Situ Lin: There is no ideal type, the person you like is the ideal type.

Yunzhuo: Same as above.

89 Duan Zhaoying: Does the current partner meet your ideals?

Situ Lin/Yun Zhuo (nods and nods)

90 Duan Zhaoying: Did you use small props in H?

Situ Lin: Does the hair tie count?

Duan Zhaoying: Forget it, forget it...

91 Duan Zhaoying: When did your first time happen?

Situ Lin: 25.

Cloud Zhuo: 24.

92 Duan Zhaoying: Was the object at that time the current lover... Well, I knew it must be when I heard the age.

93 Duan Zhaoying: Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Yun Zhuo: I haven’t thought about it in particular…

Situ Lin (sorrow): Eyes, although they haven't been kissed.

94 Duan Zhaoying: Where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Yunzhuo: I haven’t paid much attention to this, but I like to play with his hair hhhh

Situ Lin: I said that I might be silenced, so forget it.

Duan Zhaoying: ...

95 Duan Zhaoying: What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Situ Lin: You should be able to please me by obediently shutting up.

Yun Zhuo: Oh, you are quite self-aware.

Duan Zhaoying: What about you?

Yun Zhuo: No mention of taking medicine, no mention of the sad past?

96 Duan Zhaoying: What would you think about when you were H?

Situ Lin: I usually concentrate on the experience?By the way, think about it, oh, Xiaoying is so cute!

Yun Zhuo: Is it time to change the cups in Xianyouzhai?

Situ Lin: ...

97 Duan Zhaoying: How many times did you have sex in one night?

Situ Lin: Follow fate.

Duan Zhaoying: ...you are really scary.

98 Duan Zhaoying: During the H, did you take off your clothes yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Yun Zhuo: Usually he takes it off by himself, and sometimes he is picked up by me.

Duan Zhaoying: Big brother, big brother.

Situ Lin: I'll just second him, it's basically true.

99 Duan Zhaoying: What is H to you?

Situ Lin: A way to express love?

Yunzhuo: A natural result after the relationship develops to a certain level?

100 Duan Zhaoying: Please say something to your lover.

Situ Lin: Ah, it's finally the last question, let's go home, sleep in the cage and fish for a day!

Yun Zhuo: Alright, let's go.

Duan Zhaoying: Hey, hey, you guys, is this kind of attitude really okay?