The fast travel opponent always teases me
Chapter 101 Swiping My Card Randomly
"So if I heard correctly just now, the two of us were also included in the CP mission?"
Su Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, stretched out his hand and squeezed Liu Chenfeng's arm, and added: "Golden Retriever, if this is the case, I just calculated it, counting the tasks in the previous few worlds, both of us have completed five years now." Right on task."
Su Yiyang was a little excited. Such sudden joy made him overwhelmed for a while, and his voice was a few decibels louder: "That means we still have four CP tasks, so we can go back?"
After a pause, Su Yiyang rubbed his blushing face with excitement. If it is said that when he knew that they might not be able to escape this month's old matchmaking system, his enthusiasm seemed to be completely extinguished by a basin of water, then Now the notification just now from the system is undoubtedly like a raging fire, rekindling the raging light of hope in his heart~!
Fuck, I can go out again! ! !
Seeing that Su Yiyang was so happy, Liu Chenfeng also showed a smile on his eyebrows acting for a while. He reached out and rubbed Su Yiyang's hair, and smiled teasingly: "So happy?"
"Of course it is!"
Su Yiyang took out the strawberry ice cream he had bought earlier from the shopping bag, opened the lid and said with a smile: "Although the life in this system is not bad, it's all fake after all. How can it be as cool as real life?"
"Just now I asked about my system."
Liu Chenfeng handed the ice cream scoop to Su Yiyang from another bag, with undisguised pampering in his tone, and said with a smile: "If you really want to go out that much, I'll put all my tasks on yours first." Head, so you can get out?"
Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment, then dug a large spoonful of ice cream and stuffed it into Liu Chenfeng's mouth, frowned and said, "In your heart, I'm not the kind of bastard who abandoned his wife, right?"
Liu Chenfeng laughed uncontrollably, and corrected solemnly: "You are not abandoning your wife, but you are abandoning your husband."
Su Yiyang blushed, waved his hands again and again, and said: "Let's not care about what to throw away, anyway, don't say such things in the future, since I am with you, I will never leave you to go out by myself. "
After finishing speaking, Su Yiyang pursed his lips, his ears turned red, he handed his little finger to Liu Chenfeng, and said: "Since we are all orphans, let's make things clear today, no matter what happens in the future, We all have the same blessings and share the same hardships, in order to prevent you from going back on your word, come and pull the hook!"
Liu Chenfeng was startled, and glanced at Su Yiyang, who was blushing but full of seriousness, his heart felt warm, and his little finger stretched out uncontrollably.
"Hanging on the hook for 100 years is not allowed to change, whoever changes... er... Whoever changes, whoever changes... Uh...!!!"
Before Su Yiyang finished speaking, without waiting for his reaction, Liu Chenfeng pulled him into his arms, bowed his head and sucked his lips.
Su Yiyang's head thumped, his face turned red as if he was about to bleed, and the strawberry ice cream he was holding in his hand got stuck on Liu Chenfeng's chest because he couldn't hold it firmly.
The coolness was a bit heavy, Liu Chenfeng hissed, and then he bit Su Yiyang's lips even harder.
Su Yiyang's mind went blank, and he lost the ability to think for a moment. He didn't come back to his senses until Liu Yibai and Yuan Xi drove the car beside them and honked the car horn several times.
Liu Chenfeng finally let go of Su Yiyang, glanced at the latter's red lips, a trace of desire flashed in his eyes, and his voice became hoarse: "100 years is too short, at least 1 years, if one day you If you want to leave me, then I will..."
Speaking of this, Liu Chenfeng twitched a teasing smile, leaned his head into Su Yiyang's ear, and said ambiguously: "If you want to leave me, then I'll fuck you until you can't get out of bed, and you can't leave me no matter what. "
Su Yiyang: "..."
"I said—" Yuan Xi sat in the co-pilot, rolled down the car window, and gritted his teeth: "Can you abuse the dog at night? Let me tell you, if you hug and kiss for a while longer, Then someone should take a knife and cut you down."
Su Yiyang: "..."
"I…"
"Leave you and me alone, can you get in the car quickly?"
Liu Chenfeng rubbed Su Yiyang's hair, gave Yuan Xi a funny look, and said calmly: "My wife is timid, don't bully her."
Yuan Xi: "..."
Yuan Xi rubbed his forehead, tilted his head to look at Liu Yibai, and asked, "Boss, we remember you bought a kitchen knife in the supermarket just now, did you bring it with you in the car?"
Liu Yibai frowned and thought about it for a while, then he really took off his seat belt and stooped to look at the back seat, and said with some disappointment, "No, I forgot to take it just now, what a pity."
Su Yiyang: "..."
Liu Chenfeng smiled helplessly, raised his wrist to glance at his watch, and said, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"
Before Su Yiyang recovered, he shook his head like a little wife, pointed to several large shopping bags piled aside, and whispered: "Not yet, the ones I just bought are all for dinner."
"It's not too late, let's take you to eat something?"
Before Su Yiyang could reply, Yuan Xi's eyes lit up, feeling aggrieved that his daughter-in-law would have to eat it after raising other men for so long, she raised her hands in agreement: "Okay, okay, there is a newly opened restaurant on the side of Saintess Road. The western restaurant is too old-fashioned, so why not go there?"
"Which western restaurant can fill you up with a steak? It's better to eat barbecue by the side of the road."
Su Yiyang glared at Yuan Xi, tugged at Liu Chenfeng's sleeve, and said, "Don't listen to him."
Yuan Xi was not happy anymore, reached out and knocked on the window of the car, and said, "Yangyang, people will not be happy after hearing your words. We can eat two steaks if we can't eat enough. If two steaks are not enough, we can eat three steaks." If you don’t have enough to eat three yuan, you can eat it all the time, we have money.”
After all, the Yuanxi thief took out the gold card given by Liu Chenfeng from his arms with a smile, shook it in front of Su Yiyang with a smile, and said proudly: "Swipe it casually!"
"..." Su Yiyang: "You also..."
"Get in the car first." Liu Chenfeng rumpled Su Yiyang's hair with a smile, walked to the back of the car and opened the trunk, picked up the things they bought before, and after placing them one by one, opened it for Su Yiyang The car door teased lightly: "What? The car door won't even open?"
Su Yiyang's face was still a little red, and when she moved her lips and was about to say something, Yuan Xi, who was sitting in front of her, had already taken a step forward with her throat squeezed: "Oh, people say that men and women in love have zero IQ, once they leave you Within one meter, the size of the brain shrinks, and you can't do anything~~~"
"..." Su Yiyang was in pain again, feeling that something would happen sooner or later if he indulged Yuanxi so much, so he suddenly opened the passenger's door, and at the moment Yuanxi was in a daze, he pulled him off and pointed at his butt So he slapped Yuan Xi wildly a few times, and let Yuan Xi go until he screamed.
The suppressed anger in his body was released, Su Yiyang breathed a sigh of relief, clapped his hands and put Yuan Xi aside, and while getting in the car, he quietly added: "Hey, there is a sentence that I don't know you have I have never heard of it. Not only does the man in love have zero IQ, but because the other party spoils him so much, he has always had a bad temper. He may fight if he disagrees with each other. The strikes are not serious. Please bear with us. ~"
After a pause, he stretched out his head to look at Yuan Xi again, released the final blow, and smiled amiably: "But having said that, a single dog like you should not be able to understand people in love like us, right? "
Yuan Xi: "...Fuck."
After beating someone, Su Yiyang's mood became better and better, and he even hummed a little song.
Liu Yibai glanced at him from the rearview mirror, and curled his lips: "Sister-in-law, your friend is very funny."
Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment, and smelled a faint smell of hormonal exposure. He squinted his small eyes, glanced at Yuan Xi who was about to get in the car, and replied in a low voice: "Why, are you interested in him?"
As soon as the words fell, Yuan Xi just opened the car door and sat up cautiously.
It was probably because Su Yiyang felt a little bit angry just now, he took a breath, and began to complain: "Fuck, Su Yiyang, you boy is really cruel enough, it's no use for me to treat you so well, but now you hit so hard!"
After a pause, he added another sentence: "Forget it if you start hard, the last sentence you just said just now is too f*cking to be beaten?!"
Su Yiyang shrugged his shoulders, and seeing Liu Chenfeng also got into the car, he said awkwardly: "This is a good saying, a filial son is born under this stick, and the beating is about love and family abuse. Everything I did just now was for Hello~!"
"What a barren!"
Yuan Xi replied viciously: "I don't care, anyway, I've been injured by you now, so I have to steal a meal anyway, and I'm going to the western food restaurant on Shengnv Road!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you. I'll buy you as much as you want. I'll treat you."
It wasn't Liu Chenfeng or Su Yiyang who said this, it was Liu Yibai who was sitting in the driver's seat.
While starting the car, he glanced at Yuan Xi who was in a daze, and said amusedly, "What's wrong? Could it be that you don't want to eat this meal?"
"No ..."
Yuan Xi scratched his hair: "You and I are not related, why did you invite me to dinner?"
Liu Yibai turned on the left turn signal to start, and said with a smile, "Why are we not related? You are also my employee after all. Isn't it normal for the boss to invite the employees to dinner?"
After all, Liu Yibai drove the car into the main road, and continued: "And there are my brother and sister-in-law in this car, and it's not just you, why are you surprised?"
Su Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, stretched out his hand and squeezed Liu Chenfeng's arm, and added: "Golden Retriever, if this is the case, I just calculated it, counting the tasks in the previous few worlds, both of us have completed five years now." Right on task."
Su Yiyang was a little excited. Such sudden joy made him overwhelmed for a while, and his voice was a few decibels louder: "That means we still have four CP tasks, so we can go back?"
After a pause, Su Yiyang rubbed his blushing face with excitement. If it is said that when he knew that they might not be able to escape this month's old matchmaking system, his enthusiasm seemed to be completely extinguished by a basin of water, then Now the notification just now from the system is undoubtedly like a raging fire, rekindling the raging light of hope in his heart~!
Fuck, I can go out again! ! !
Seeing that Su Yiyang was so happy, Liu Chenfeng also showed a smile on his eyebrows acting for a while. He reached out and rubbed Su Yiyang's hair, and smiled teasingly: "So happy?"
"Of course it is!"
Su Yiyang took out the strawberry ice cream he had bought earlier from the shopping bag, opened the lid and said with a smile: "Although the life in this system is not bad, it's all fake after all. How can it be as cool as real life?"
"Just now I asked about my system."
Liu Chenfeng handed the ice cream scoop to Su Yiyang from another bag, with undisguised pampering in his tone, and said with a smile: "If you really want to go out that much, I'll put all my tasks on yours first." Head, so you can get out?"
Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment, then dug a large spoonful of ice cream and stuffed it into Liu Chenfeng's mouth, frowned and said, "In your heart, I'm not the kind of bastard who abandoned his wife, right?"
Liu Chenfeng laughed uncontrollably, and corrected solemnly: "You are not abandoning your wife, but you are abandoning your husband."
Su Yiyang blushed, waved his hands again and again, and said: "Let's not care about what to throw away, anyway, don't say such things in the future, since I am with you, I will never leave you to go out by myself. "
After finishing speaking, Su Yiyang pursed his lips, his ears turned red, he handed his little finger to Liu Chenfeng, and said: "Since we are all orphans, let's make things clear today, no matter what happens in the future, We all have the same blessings and share the same hardships, in order to prevent you from going back on your word, come and pull the hook!"
Liu Chenfeng was startled, and glanced at Su Yiyang, who was blushing but full of seriousness, his heart felt warm, and his little finger stretched out uncontrollably.
"Hanging on the hook for 100 years is not allowed to change, whoever changes... er... Whoever changes, whoever changes... Uh...!!!"
Before Su Yiyang finished speaking, without waiting for his reaction, Liu Chenfeng pulled him into his arms, bowed his head and sucked his lips.
Su Yiyang's head thumped, his face turned red as if he was about to bleed, and the strawberry ice cream he was holding in his hand got stuck on Liu Chenfeng's chest because he couldn't hold it firmly.
The coolness was a bit heavy, Liu Chenfeng hissed, and then he bit Su Yiyang's lips even harder.
Su Yiyang's mind went blank, and he lost the ability to think for a moment. He didn't come back to his senses until Liu Yibai and Yuan Xi drove the car beside them and honked the car horn several times.
Liu Chenfeng finally let go of Su Yiyang, glanced at the latter's red lips, a trace of desire flashed in his eyes, and his voice became hoarse: "100 years is too short, at least 1 years, if one day you If you want to leave me, then I will..."
Speaking of this, Liu Chenfeng twitched a teasing smile, leaned his head into Su Yiyang's ear, and said ambiguously: "If you want to leave me, then I'll fuck you until you can't get out of bed, and you can't leave me no matter what. "
Su Yiyang: "..."
"I said—" Yuan Xi sat in the co-pilot, rolled down the car window, and gritted his teeth: "Can you abuse the dog at night? Let me tell you, if you hug and kiss for a while longer, Then someone should take a knife and cut you down."
Su Yiyang: "..."
"I…"
"Leave you and me alone, can you get in the car quickly?"
Liu Chenfeng rubbed Su Yiyang's hair, gave Yuan Xi a funny look, and said calmly: "My wife is timid, don't bully her."
Yuan Xi: "..."
Yuan Xi rubbed his forehead, tilted his head to look at Liu Yibai, and asked, "Boss, we remember you bought a kitchen knife in the supermarket just now, did you bring it with you in the car?"
Liu Yibai frowned and thought about it for a while, then he really took off his seat belt and stooped to look at the back seat, and said with some disappointment, "No, I forgot to take it just now, what a pity."
Su Yiyang: "..."
Liu Chenfeng smiled helplessly, raised his wrist to glance at his watch, and said, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"
Before Su Yiyang recovered, he shook his head like a little wife, pointed to several large shopping bags piled aside, and whispered: "Not yet, the ones I just bought are all for dinner."
"It's not too late, let's take you to eat something?"
Before Su Yiyang could reply, Yuan Xi's eyes lit up, feeling aggrieved that his daughter-in-law would have to eat it after raising other men for so long, she raised her hands in agreement: "Okay, okay, there is a newly opened restaurant on the side of Saintess Road. The western restaurant is too old-fashioned, so why not go there?"
"Which western restaurant can fill you up with a steak? It's better to eat barbecue by the side of the road."
Su Yiyang glared at Yuan Xi, tugged at Liu Chenfeng's sleeve, and said, "Don't listen to him."
Yuan Xi was not happy anymore, reached out and knocked on the window of the car, and said, "Yangyang, people will not be happy after hearing your words. We can eat two steaks if we can't eat enough. If two steaks are not enough, we can eat three steaks." If you don’t have enough to eat three yuan, you can eat it all the time, we have money.”
After all, the Yuanxi thief took out the gold card given by Liu Chenfeng from his arms with a smile, shook it in front of Su Yiyang with a smile, and said proudly: "Swipe it casually!"
"..." Su Yiyang: "You also..."
"Get in the car first." Liu Chenfeng rumpled Su Yiyang's hair with a smile, walked to the back of the car and opened the trunk, picked up the things they bought before, and after placing them one by one, opened it for Su Yiyang The car door teased lightly: "What? The car door won't even open?"
Su Yiyang's face was still a little red, and when she moved her lips and was about to say something, Yuan Xi, who was sitting in front of her, had already taken a step forward with her throat squeezed: "Oh, people say that men and women in love have zero IQ, once they leave you Within one meter, the size of the brain shrinks, and you can't do anything~~~"
"..." Su Yiyang was in pain again, feeling that something would happen sooner or later if he indulged Yuanxi so much, so he suddenly opened the passenger's door, and at the moment Yuanxi was in a daze, he pulled him off and pointed at his butt So he slapped Yuan Xi wildly a few times, and let Yuan Xi go until he screamed.
The suppressed anger in his body was released, Su Yiyang breathed a sigh of relief, clapped his hands and put Yuan Xi aside, and while getting in the car, he quietly added: "Hey, there is a sentence that I don't know you have I have never heard of it. Not only does the man in love have zero IQ, but because the other party spoils him so much, he has always had a bad temper. He may fight if he disagrees with each other. The strikes are not serious. Please bear with us. ~"
After a pause, he stretched out his head to look at Yuan Xi again, released the final blow, and smiled amiably: "But having said that, a single dog like you should not be able to understand people in love like us, right? "
Yuan Xi: "...Fuck."
After beating someone, Su Yiyang's mood became better and better, and he even hummed a little song.
Liu Yibai glanced at him from the rearview mirror, and curled his lips: "Sister-in-law, your friend is very funny."
Su Yiyang was stunned for a moment, and smelled a faint smell of hormonal exposure. He squinted his small eyes, glanced at Yuan Xi who was about to get in the car, and replied in a low voice: "Why, are you interested in him?"
As soon as the words fell, Yuan Xi just opened the car door and sat up cautiously.
It was probably because Su Yiyang felt a little bit angry just now, he took a breath, and began to complain: "Fuck, Su Yiyang, you boy is really cruel enough, it's no use for me to treat you so well, but now you hit so hard!"
After a pause, he added another sentence: "Forget it if you start hard, the last sentence you just said just now is too f*cking to be beaten?!"
Su Yiyang shrugged his shoulders, and seeing Liu Chenfeng also got into the car, he said awkwardly: "This is a good saying, a filial son is born under this stick, and the beating is about love and family abuse. Everything I did just now was for Hello~!"
"What a barren!"
Yuan Xi replied viciously: "I don't care, anyway, I've been injured by you now, so I have to steal a meal anyway, and I'm going to the western food restaurant on Shengnv Road!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you. I'll buy you as much as you want. I'll treat you."
It wasn't Liu Chenfeng or Su Yiyang who said this, it was Liu Yibai who was sitting in the driver's seat.
While starting the car, he glanced at Yuan Xi who was in a daze, and said amusedly, "What's wrong? Could it be that you don't want to eat this meal?"
"No ..."
Yuan Xi scratched his hair: "You and I are not related, why did you invite me to dinner?"
Liu Yibai turned on the left turn signal to start, and said with a smile, "Why are we not related? You are also my employee after all. Isn't it normal for the boss to invite the employees to dinner?"
After all, Liu Yibai drove the car into the main road, and continued: "And there are my brother and sister-in-law in this car, and it's not just you, why are you surprised?"
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