The fast travel opponent always teases me

Dark alleys, dim street lamps, and the bright moon of the fifteenth day.

I was born in this small town, which is always rainy and rainy.

My father told me that if you want to survive here, you must learn to detect changes and learn to distinguish between all good and evil.

Because outsiders can't enter here, don't know it, and they can never leave.

This small town is a shackle arranged by God in advance, as if waiting for us to be stripped away step by step.

Just like a huge tomb, our body will gradually rot here, and be buried in this black hole forever, falling into endless embarrassment.

—————— European and American vampire plane story background

"It's been a day for Wo Ri, what kind of barren things are these, and the relationship has become more and more tricky this month?"

In the space-time transfer station.

Su Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth in various ways, while pinching the little meat ball lying beside him, while shaking the yellowish A4 paper in his hand, he thought about his words, and asked hesitantly: "Little meat ball, why don't you quietly?" Please tell me, what question did you ask this month? In the past, the mission could give the names of the two protagonists, why did you give such nonsense now?"

After saying that, I couldn't help shaking, squeezed my throat and read a short passage in a hoarse European and American accent: "Like a huge tomb, our bodies will gradually rot here and be buried forever In this black hole, fall into endless slumber.

"

"Tsk tsk, making a Hollywood blockbuster?"

Little Rouqiu seemed a little confused, opened his mouth for a long time, and looked at Su Yiyang hesitantly, and then whispered after a while: "Me... I don't know very well about it."

He paused for a moment, as if he remembered something, his small eyes shone with a sudden light of wisdom: "Oh, by the way, there may be something I forgot to tell you as the host."

Su Yiyang, who was used to the little meat ball falling off all kinds of chains, nodded, touched his chin, glanced at the little meat ball quietly, and said casually: "Well, tell me."

Hearing the words, the little meat ball hugged Su Yiyang's finger and kissed it very dog-leggedly, and then said: "It's kind, because this Yuelao matchmaking system was jointly created by Yuelao and Western Cupid, so there is About Europe and the United States, it is generally set by Cupid, and before the system was created, Cupid was addicted to American dramas, so the task setting is a bit strange, which is understandable."

"Understandable?" The corner of Su Yiyang's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the task card in wonder, before saying after a while: "How do you understand? Are we going to enter this small town where the body will rot for self-volatility?" After a pause, he added He said: "Or let the heavens start to exploit us?"

"Forehead……"

The little meatball bit her chubby fingers, and said in a low voice, "Actually, this baby doesn't understand Cupid very well, and I naturally don't understand his brain circuit, but one thing is certain, Cupid is an extremely Eccentric person, host, don’t look at your task card, if you don’t keep it all in the big golden retriever, it’s full, everything should wait until you see the big golden retriever, you can discuss it together, right?”

Because he already knew about the relationship between Su Yiyang and Liu Chenfeng, there was still a smirk on his face at this moment.

Su Yiyang didn't care about it, he chased the little meat ball that came over like a fly, and said disgustedly: "It's done, then let's go quickly, and finish the mission of this shitty town as soon as possible."

"Don't worry~"

The little meat ball waved at Su Yiyang, then opened the store page on its own, and with some difficulty flew up and pointed to a new product, saying: "Well, the plane we are going to is the United States, so the host you The language is more or less unintelligible, so the store has developed a new product~~”

Su Yiyang raised his eyebrows, feeling that what Xiao Rouqiu said seemed to make sense, so he looked towards the place he was pointing at.

Commodity: Bombing Bombing language interlinked lollipop!

Effect: Because the system has tested the language level of the Yiyang host by itself, except for Chinese, which is relatively fluent, other languages ​​​​are not as good, so we hereby launched an artifact.

This artifact is easy to carry, one mouthful, delicious and easy to use!

It is a must-have product for going out to play, language barrier, and conscience!

Specific functions: At present, the same languages ​​include English, wizard language, werewolf language, and vampire language!

Effective time: one lollipop can last for two days!

Price: 999 love coins/root

"How is it, host, do you feel very excited?"

Maybe it was because of the rebates, at this moment, the little meat ball was flying around Su Yiyang's head in excitement, and it was almost like throwing flowers and setting off a salute.

However, Su Yiyang still thought about it for a while, then glanced at the little meat ball, and said indifferently: "NN, what do you mean by testing my language level by yourself? Why didn't you test the big golden retriever? Feelings are for me Tailor-made props? You are selling them forcibly!"

"Ouch~"

The little meatball flew up and bumped into Su Yiyang's shoulder, and added as if to please: "Dear host, isn't it because you are with the big golden retriever? If we publicize it like this, then the big golden retriever will definitely love the house and buy it too." A little."

After a pause, the little meatball turned around again, and said unhurriedly: "Besides, it is also clearly stated later that this lollipop can not only translate English, but also translate wizard language, werewolf language, The language of vampires! It can be used for four purposes!"

"whispering sound."

Although he was upset, Su Yiyang had to admit that this English is his flaw. Based on the idea that this thing is a necessity for the next plane, he thought about it for a while, and then waved his hand very boldly: "Success, first Let's buy three."

"Okay okay."

The little meat ball hurriedly responded, and even before Su Yiyang could react, he bought three for him in an instant.

【ding~

Account Property Change Notice: You purchased three lollipops in the same language!

Total consumption: 2997 love coins!

Current balance: 7110 love coins! 】

"You..." Su Yiyang pursed his lips, forcibly suppressed the urge to slap the little meat ball flat, and asked quietly: "Tell me honestly, how much kickback can you get?"

Little Rouqiu looked terrified: "Host... How did you know that I can get a kickback, host?"

"Say."

"Eh..." Little Rouqiu glanced at Su Yiyang cautiously, couldn't help but take a few steps back, and said hesitantly, "Also... only three hundred love coins."

After a pause, before Su Yiyang could say anything, he hurriedly added: "Oh, host, you also know that our system needs to live, you... don't worry about it, it's more important to go to the world of vampires as soon as possible, um Yes, let's cross over quickly, shall we?"

"Tch." Su Yiyang gritted his teeth, and raised his middle finger at the little meatball. If it weren't for the fact that this item was really useful, plus a total of [-] kickbacks would not be too much, he really planned to tear off the wings of this meatball :"let's go!"

"Okay, please close your eyes, the host, we will travel to the world of western vampires in ten seconds!"

At the same time, Xiao Rouqiu let out a long sigh in his heart, and sighed secretly, the original host at home is still very good, and each candy draws a commission of 900 yuan, which is [-] yuan, hahahaha, you can turn around Buy delicious food!

Of course, Su Yiyang couldn't guess what was going on in Xiao Rouqiu's heart at this time.

This time he learned to be smart. In order to avoid the little meatball’s mistakes in the previous worlds, he closed his eyes early, and opened them carefully after waves of weightlessness came. Eyes opened.

The bright and clear moon in my impression is turning into a strange red bit by bit, as if it is dyed red with blood, and even the air has a faint sweet smell of blood.

"Hey holding grass, what the hell kind of place is this..." Su Yiyang frowned, holding the translation lollipop he just bought in his mouth, he looked at the blood moon in the sky speechlessly, and said, "Tsk tsk, this special effect is amazing. good."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, sweet little guy, aren't you afraid of meeting bad guys when you come out so late by yourself?"

Su Yiyang was startled, and the cold voice made goose bumps all over his body.

It is true that, just like in American dramas, the people in the blood clan are all born with handsome looks and sharp edges and corners.

The young man in front of him looked about eighteen or nineteen years old. He was wearing a black cape, a suit, and brown high-top shoes. He was obviously dressed in the most ordinary way, but he looked very good-looking.

The long and sharp fangs bit the lower lip lightly, and a strand of hair that grew to the lower jaw was blown off the corner of the mouth by the wind.

"Heh, what is little brother staring at brother like this?"

Almost in the blink of an eye, this person's figure suddenly flashed, but he flashed in front of Su Yiyang with just a snap of his fingers.

"Hold the grass, so awesome?"

Su Yiyang looked at the handsome man in front of him who seemed to come out of a painting in a daze.

Before he could react, the young man had already put his pale hands on his shoulders, and his cold lips, with a faint sweet and bloody smell, rubbed against his neck intentionally or unintentionally. .

"Don't bother, work."

Su Yiyang patted the young man's brown hair, feeling a little timid in his heart, and gave a dry smile: "I know you Americans are always more open, but it's not good to bite me when we meet?"

"Chinese?"

The young man raised his eyebrows slightly, lowered his head and buried himself in Su Yiyang's neck, sniffed deeply, moved his lips, and was just about to say something.

"Let him go."

Another cold voice came over, cutting through all the noise in the town, passing through the deathly silence, solemn and melodious.

"Grass-holding big golden retriever!!! Come and save me!!!"

As if seeing a savior, Su Yiyang suddenly kicked the boy in front of him.