The fast travel opponent always teases me

Su Yiyang nodded in satisfaction, seeing that Su Jinze had already packed up all the snacks around in just three to five minutes, he couldn't help but feel more refreshed.

When passing by Su Jianze, he did not forget to pat Su Jianze on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Little ancestor, wait for me for a while, and I will get you a glass of juice right away."

Su Jinze nodded repeatedly, rubbed his tousled hair, and replied, "Well, hurry up."

"understood."

Su Yiyang walked into the kitchen unimpeded all the way, opened the refrigerator and rummaged for a while before finding five lemons, then opened the cabinet and took out the juicer that seemed to have been dusty for a long time, after washing his hands , and began to squeeze juice for Su Jianze.

[Ding~ Dear host, the big golden retriever sent you a voice message, do you want to listen to it? 】

The long-lost system sound slowly rippling in my mind.

'Well, listen. '

After a pause, he added another sentence: "In the future, as long as there is news from the big golden hair, you can just play it to me." '

The little meat ball seemed to be a little disgusted and replied [Hey, this system of Boen Aixiu really wants to die. 】

Su Yiyang quickly replied: 'Oh, then go to hell. '

[Hey, host, you have changed, ever since you were with the big golden retriever, you no longer love me as much as before! 】

Su Yiyang directly inserted the fruit knife into the cutting board: "I want you to play the voice!"Talking blindly, tearing your little wings apart! '

[You must be dissatisfied with your desires! 】

Probably because the threatened heart was dissatisfied, the little meat ball suddenly became angry from the heart to the courage, and replied such a sentence very boldly.

Although the little meat ball is a system, it is rare but very witty. The moment he just finished saying this sentence, he directly clicked on the voice from Liu Chenfeng.

Liu Chenfeng's voice is very simple, just a short line, very concise.

"I've taken care of it here. After you feed Su Jinze and take the antidote, we'll start planning directly."

Su Yiyang replied in his heart: "Okay, I got it."

After finishing this sentence, Su Yiyang moved very skillfully and started to fry the juice.

Su Yiyang just put four and a half lemons into the juicer because Su Jinze is obviously a big lama, but he still wants to imitate other people's arty style.

The juice is being squeezed here, and the remaining half of the lemon is evenly cut and trimmed on the other side, and then placed on the rim of the glass.

After the finishing work is done, the juice on the other side is also squeezed.

Su Yiyang pursed his lips, stretched out his head and glanced furtively at Su Jinze in the living room, seeing that the other party was still watching TV, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

He carefully took out the medicine bottle in his pocket, quickly opened the mouth of the bottle and poured it all into the cup, and then poured all the squeezed lemon juice into it.

Su Yiyang looked at the juice in the glass, and found that the previous medicine powder had all dissolved, so he added a little honey, stirred it evenly with a straw, and walked out with it.

At that time, Su Jinze was lazily leaning on the sofa. When he saw Su Yiyang coming out of the kitchen, he glanced at the cup the other party was holding, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with some disgust: "Why is this juice yellow? How many?"

"..." The veins on Su Yiyang's forehead bulged, and he stuffed the cup into Su Jianze's hand, and said calmly, "Because lemons are yellow."

Su Jinze still had undisguised disgust on the brows and corners of his eyes. He first sniffed the juice, and after a while, he added hesitantly: "No, this taste is a bit too sour."

Su Yiyang rubbed his forehead, pursed his lips and said, "Lemons are sour, and I added a lot of honey to you just now. Although it smells sour, if you drink it, it will be sweet and sour."

Su Jinze still seemed a little disbelieving: "Really? But..."

"Come on, if you don't drink it, I'll drink it myself!"

Before Su Jinze could finish speaking, Su Yiyang had already yelled.According to his observations over the past few days with Su Jianze, Su Jianze's urination is different from that of ordinary people, and he always only eats hard things and not soft things.

Sure enough, after Su Yiyang finished yelling, he quickly drank a whole glass of lemon juice down his forehead.

After drinking, he still didn't forget to smack his lips, and complained: "Fuck, this taste is so barren and strange, I always feel that it has a beautiful smell."

"..." Su Yiyang glanced at Su Jinze quietly, and asked, "Have you ever eaten delicious meat?"

Su Jinze: "That's not even there."

Su Yiyang raised his forehead: "Then why do you feel a beautiful smell?"

Su Jinze blinked: "Intuition."

Fuck your fucking guts!

Su Yiyang didn't even bother to look at Su Jinze again, and directly sent a voice message to Liu Chenfeng through the system.

"Big golden retriever, it's done."

Liu Chenfeng quickly returned a voice message.

"Okay, then you wait for my news, and I will notify you after our arrangements are made."

"Oh Ka~"

After dealing with this series of things, Su Yiyang lay down beside Su Jinze contentedly, reached out to take a bag of potato chips from the snack pile, and casually watched TV.

The memory-recovering medicinal powder probably works relatively quickly. Su Jinze looked groggy after drinking the glass of lemon juice just now. He glanced at Su Yiyang and said in a low voice: "Xiaoyang, I...I feel that there is something wrong with this juice. Why does my head hurt as if it was fried just after drinking it...I..."

Before he finished speaking, he completely fainted.

Su Yiyang twitched the corner of his mouth, and the potato chips in Yuan's hand fell to the ground with a 'click'.

"Grass holding...it's like sweat medicine!"

After Su Jianze fainted, the little meatball also transformed into a magic ball. It fluttered a pair of small wings, flew around Su Jianze twice, and said unhurriedly: "I have to say, even Lord Cupid He gave me a hush money, and I think he did too much."

Su Yiyang: "!!!"

"Look, this plug-in is so ruthless." The little meat ball flew back to Su Yiyang's side, sighed: "Even the medicine for restoring memory is given so much, and I am really willing to part with it." Put your money down."

After finishing speaking, the little meat ball stretched out his round hand to touch his chin, pondered for a while, and said: "Based on the calculation of this system, Su Jinze should have recovered all his memories within half an hour."

However, Su Yiyang's focus is not here. He narrowed his eyes, quickly grabbed the wings of the little meatball, and said lightly: "Hush money? Tell me, how much hush money will he give you?"

"..." The little meatball started to struggle desperately, but Su Yiyang was holding on to his wings, and the little meatball's hands were too short, no matter how much he could reach, he couldn't reach Su Yiyang's hand, which looked very funny.

"I... I didn't say anything about hush money, it must... must be the host, you misheard!"

"Don't talk."

Su Yiyang flicked the little meatball's forehead with his fingers, and raised his eyebrows: "If I'm not wrong, Cupid's little trick this time should also be hidden from Yuelao. As for how you guys cheated, I don't know, but As far as I know, once Yuelao finds out about this, he will definitely not let it go."

Su Yiyang held his chin, shook the little meat ball, as if he was playing with a plush toy, and continued casually: "Maybe Yuelao can't fight with Cupid, but it should be inevitable to fight with you."

After all, I still didn't forget to sigh faintly: "Hey, I don't know if I pass this matter on to Yuelao, how will Yuelao punish you this time? Should I take it back and remake it, or..."

"I--"

The little meatball trembled, turned back tremblingly and glanced at Su Yiyang, with a resentful expression: "Host, don't scare me...I don't want to go back to the furnace and rebuild, I...I'll tell you that."

Su Yiyang nodded in satisfaction, and glanced at the little meatball.

Xiao Mian, just like you, I can't cure you? !

uh-huh.

Little Rouqiu's attitude was very pious, and he frankly said every word: "Actually, since Yue Lao intervened last time, this Cupid used some tricks to stun Yue Lao again, and then..."

"Speaking of the key points, how much was the hush money paid to you?"

Little Rouqiu gritted his teeth, and said for a while, "Not much, only [-] love coins."

"Hold the grass, half of each person."

It was about a while that he couldn't accept Su Yiyang's change, and the little meat ball looked a little confused: "Ah...ah?"

Su Yiyang replied calmly and righteously: "Ah, what, I want you to share my [-] love coins, otherwise I will report to Yue Lao!"

Little Rouqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and replied: "It's easy to talk about, as long as you don't talk about it with Yuelao, the host, everything is easy to talk about."

"Yeah, don't worry ~ keep it secret."

As soon as the voice fell, I heard a notification from the system.

【ding~

Notice:

Your system has sent you [-] love coins, please pay attention to check. 】

Seeing this, Su Yiyang let go of the little meatball contentedly, and began to teach sincerely: "Little meatball, listen to me, we are also grasshoppers on the same rope anyway, I don't have any objection to you earning extra money usually, But as the saying goes, there are blessings and hardships, since you have the opportunity to earn extra money, how can you leave me behind?"

As he said that, he pushed the little meatball, and said calmly: "Next time, if there is such a good thing again, you must let me know?"

After finishing speaking, he sighed again: "After all, the world is too shallow, and after all, it is a bit petty. The Yuelao matchmaking system is just a space created by Yuelao and Cupid. To them, this love coin is just a string of data. .”

"Ok?"

Little Rouqiu seemed to be a little confused about Su Yiyang's words.

Su Yiyang gave him a disgusted look: "I mean that your condition was too low at that time, [-]? You needed at least [-] or [-] to be a bargain!"