i refuse to be your boyfriend

With Jiang Mengyu's lessons learned, Lu Zhuge went to the Internet to check the strategy when he went to apply for a visa. Unexpectedly, when he got there, Tang Ling took out his work permit and gave it to the visa officer, who stamped it without saying a word.

Lu Zhuge: "..." He felt that he was even more sorry for Jiang Mengyu.

Originally thinking that he would leave immediately, Tang Ling said, "Go to the northeast first and find someone."

So the three of them embarked on the train to the northeast in a mighty way.

The journey was long, and Wen Wenyan was worried that Wen Yan would be bored. Before Lu Zhuge came, he downloaded various games and movies to his mobile phone, and the children enjoyed playing there alone.

"Who are we going to find?" Lu Zhuge asked.

"My friend and colleague." Tang Ling replied.

Lu Zhuge has never been to such a northern place since he was so old. He took out his mobile phone to check the strategy, "Do we have enough time? There is a very famous church there."

Tang Ling was drowsy, and yawned boredly, "What church are you looking at? We'll go to Russia to make you full."

Lu Zhuge: "Well...then I'm going to eat authentic Northeast dumplings."

Tang Ling: "What kind of Northeast dumplings are you eating? I invite you to eat Northeast stew."

Luzhuge: "...and Siberian tiger garden!"

Tang Ling: "Why do you go there? If you want to see Siberian tigers, I'll take you to the breeding center."

Lu Zhuge couldn't take it anymore: "Shut up, roof lizard!"

Tang Ling's eyes widened for a moment, "What did you call me? You, you, you——I'm a fucking dragon, dragon! Aww!"

Lu Zhuge’s mobile phone page has changed from Northeast Chaotic Stew to Stegosaurus Encyclopedia at some point. He pointed to a passage and said to Tang Ling with a smile: “Stegosaurus’s head is very small, so it’s not very smart...you His brain is even smaller than a dog's... No, you can't bully a dog like that, poof."

Tang Ling: "..."

Lu Zhuge seems to be born with a kind of misty and rainy atmosphere in the south of the Yangtze River, and a certain hazy attraction in his coldness. He has good etiquette and upbringing. When he smiles, the corners of his mouth curl up and his eyes narrow into crescents. He is exactly the same as Tang Ling. Two kinds of people.But when the two are together, there will be a strange sense of harmony.

Facing such a reed song, Tang Ling realized that he had no temper at all. He turned his head aside, "Sleep, sleep, the idiot is going to sleep, don't talk to me!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, the train came into the station. Tang Ling said that it was too late today and he would find a hotel to stay for one night, and then go find someone tomorrow.

Lu Zhuge was in charge of where to live, so he went to Zhongyang Street to eat spring pancakes and dumplings as he wished, and then stayed in a high-end hotel. For the convenience of the journey, he booked a family room when he booked the room. At first, he didn't think so. Under the ambiguous eyes of the young lady, Lu Zhuge realized that they seemed to have been misunderstood.

Tang Ling and Wen Wenyan obviously didn't feel anything, and Lu Zhuge consciously ignored their attention.

Anyway, those who clear themselves will clear themselves.

At dawn the next day, several people set off.

Although there is no snow in this season, the unfamiliar and brand-new scenic streets also attract Lu Zhuge, "Where are we going?"

Tang Ling hadn't woken up yet, and he leaned lazily on the seat, "The Center for Artificial Breeding of Cats, Hu Qin is a consultant there."

The Siberian tiger, also known as the Siberian tiger, is currently the largest tiger in the world. Due to the scarcity of the species, the country established a breeding center more than ten years ago to artificially breed the Siberian tiger.

Hu Qin is a feline expert of WCO and a special consultant of the breeding center. He stays with tigers all year round as long as he has nothing to do.

Almost two hours later, the car slowly stopped on the side of the road, and everyone who had slept in the car got off one after another. When the cold wind blew, Lu Zhuge woke up.

Wen Wenyan lay in his arms, unwilling to show his small face to face the gust of wind, so Lu Zhuge had to wrap him tightly with his clothes.

"Why is no one coming to pick you up?" Tang Ling muttered dissatisfiedly, "I don't even have any love from my colleagues."

It felt like just after entering the gate, Lu Zhuge could smell the faint smell of felines in the air. The two walked for a while, and Tang Ling pointed it out to him: "Enter that gate, there are all Siberian tigers inside, what? There are all kinds."

At this time, a person came out of the door, wearing work clothes, and seeing them asked, "Are you here to see Teacher Hu?"

Tang Ling nodded and took out his work ID to show him, "What about others?"

The staff member said: "In the back, in the woods, I'm playing with tigers."

Following the direction pointed by the staff, Lu Zhuge and Tang Ling walked into the woods, surrounded by tall trees, Lu Zhuge asked: "Did he release the tiger?"

Tang Ling: "That's right, a tiger won't run away if he listens to him."

A few minutes later, Lu Zhuge vaguely saw a yellow figure appearing in the distance. Several Siberian tigers were lying on the ground leisurely. When they heard footsteps, they turned their heads to look at them.

Lu Zhuge stopped immediately, his whole body was stiff, it was too stressful to be stared at by the king of beasts.

Tang Ling didn't seem to see a few fat and big tigers, "Hey, Lao Hu, you are coming to see you!"

After waiting for a while, Lu Zhuge didn't see anyone at all, and suddenly he found a pair of shoes protruding from the tail of a certain tiger.

dead, dead?

The next second, the pair of shoes moved, and Hu Qin crawled out of the tiger's arms, "I beg you, you are not welcome."

Only then did Lu Zhuge realize that this person was sleeping in the arms of a tiger just now?

Well, well - so envious!

These Siberian tigers are fat and strong, with excellent coat color, fluffy and soft, and Luzhuge really wants to touch them.

Hu Qin is tall and burly, unlike Tang Ling's undressed and fleshy physique, he can see bulging muscles even with clothes on, and he is a foreigner.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Tang Ling stepped over a tiger and walked to Hu Qin's side, grabbing his collar, "Daddy Wen is gone, you still have the mood to kiss me and me with a tiger, what about your conscience?"

Hu Qin looked shocked: "What are you talking about? Why is Daddy Wen gone? Hey! Brother Pingtou, are you yelling?"

The strong cat smell woke Wen Wenyan, and before he opened his eyes, he rushed out, leaving behind a pile of clothes.

I saw a few big cats being chased around by honey badgers that were not as tall as their legs.

Hu Qin was so anxious that he took a big breath and chased after him, "Where is the baha? Brother Pingtou, don't bully them!"

Just as Lu Zhuge was about to call Wen Wenyan to stop, his hand suddenly itched. He looked down and saw a tiger beside him, rubbing against his hand.

This is a beautiful white tiger. Looking at its bright eyes, Lu Zhuge suddenly became less afraid. He stretched out his hand, slowly and carefully put it on the white tiger's head bit by bit, and touched it. Squinting his eyes, he actually showed a comfortable expression, and took the initiative to send his head to Lu Zhuge's palm.

So cute!

Lu Zhuge squatted down, "Hello!"

No one can stop Pingtouge from going crazy. Although he won't really hurt the tiger, but Tang Ling couldn't bear to see the tigers so cowardly. Hu Qin said to him angrily, "What are you watching? Hurry up and stop it." he!"

Tang Ling wanted to ask Lu Zhuge to call Wen Wenyan back, but found that the other party was already addicted to masturbating cats and couldn't extricate himself.

Tang Ling: "!??"

This white tiger is not as big as other Siberian tigers. On the contrary, he is "petite" and feels comfortable being touched by Luzhuge. He is so happy that he throws him down. Luzhuge hugged him, "Eh? so cute."

Hu Qin ran back angrily, "Damn it! When did my Xiaomei like humans so much?"

In the end, Tang Ling couldn't see it, so he hugged the white tiger away, "Your son is crazy, hurry up and take a look!"

Only then did Lu Zhuge remember, "He Yan! He Yan!"

Not long after, a small black figure approached from far to near, Wen Wenyan ran over, and threw himself into Lu Zhuge's arms, suddenly smelled a strange smell, Brother Pingtou was furious all over: "Roar!"

Hu Qin also came over strangely, "What's the smell on you? So fragrant?"

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

Several people talked while walking, Tang Ling explained the matter clearly, "So, let's go to Russia together."

The white tiger called "Xiaomei" has been sticking to Luzhuge all the time, and Hu Qin is amazed to see that Xiaomei is a Bengal tiger with a white gene mutation. He was rescued from the black market and had serious skin diseases when he first came. The limbs are bloody and bloody from the iron chains. Due to long-term malnutrition, even though it is an adult, it is half the size of an ordinary tiger.

She is docile and timid, and she is usually very shy. Hu Qin is her closest person, so when she saw Xiaomei take the initiative to get close to Lu Zhuge, Hu Qin was so surprised.

Lu Zhuge said, "Maybe it's my smell."

Wen Wenyan and Tang Ling walked aside, Brother Pingtou was very angry, and Tang Ling was still fanning the flames, "See, this is a man, he likes the new and hates the old!"

After sending the Siberian tigers back to their room, Hu Qin pointed at them, like an old father grieving, "Look at you, you don't have any overlord spirit, a mere honey badger scares you like this, Bai grows so big! "

Tigers bred in captivity tend to lose their ferocious nature, so besides raising them, Hu Qin has to teach them the ability to hunt prey. He thought it had begun to take effect, but he didn't expect a flat-headed brother to fight back to his original form.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Luzhuge is obsessed with masturbating big cats and cannot extricate himself.

Wen Yan: "..."

Tang Ling: "Oh, man!"