i refuse to be your boyfriend

"Shut up, roof lizard!"

Tang Ling did not know where to learn the weird voice of broadcasting and commentary, and there was a taste of needing to be beaten. Lu Zhuge couldn't bear it anymore and gave him two punches.

The car finally quieted down.

Half an hour later, the kangaroos left with their scarred eggs, and Luzhuge and his party were able to continue driving.

After learning where Lu Zhuge and the others were going, Wali was pleasantly surprised, "It's just across from my house!"

"Oh?" Tang Ling raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, "Then are you familiar with that family?"

Wali waved his hand with a smile, "I don't know you well, there is a road between us!"

When we arrived at Luzhuge, we realized that there was indeed a wide road, but only a few minutes away, and we could see each other's yards.

He gave Wally some tips to express his gratitude, and he accepted it bluntly, telling them that he had time to come to his house to play.

"Hey! Zhuge—" From afar, Lu Zhuge heard someone calling his name, and a man stood at the gate of the courtyard, waving at Lu Zhuge.

His muscles were bulging all over his body, and the shorts and shorts he was wearing were stretched tight. If Lu Zhuge hadn't called out his name, Tang Ling and the others probably wouldn't have linked such a person with a cyber hacker, "He's more like a gangster." Do coolies." Tang Ling said sourly, why do you have so many muscles?Can't eat again!

Cheney didn't change much, except for the beard around his mouth, he still seemed to be the same person Lu Zhuge knew.He stepped forward and stretched out his arms to give Lu Zhuge a hug.

Tang Ling stood in front of Lu Zhuge, stretched out his big hand and firmly grabbed the opponent's arm, grinning: "Hello!"

Seeing the people behind Lu Zhuge, Cheney's face darkened, "My dear Zhuge, I didn't tell you to bring any extra people here."

"We are not superfluous people, we are just tourists here." Tang Ling let go of his hand, said without distraction, and did not forget to give Wan Gonghan a hand, "Really, Lao Wan!"

Cheney looked at them coldly, then sneered, "I've seen you guys from the WCO when I checked the employee directory, but it's useless to come here. Do you think you can find information if you have more people?"

He looked at Wan Gonghan's cold-proof equipment, and his ridicule deepened, "I said, this man, if he hasn't gotten used to the horrible weather in America, he should just go back!"

Tang Ling and Wen Wenyan looked at each other, thinking that the last person who dared to say that about Lao Wan was in the belly of a snake.

Lu Zhuge couldn't understand his superior appearance, "Okay, you don't have to say a few words."

Cheney's expression was more sincere when facing Lu Zhuge, "Baby..."

"Hey!" Tang Ling yelled.

Cheney glared at him, "What are you doing?"

Tang Ling said: "I'm sorry, my nickname is Baby, if you don't believe me, just listen—" He poked at Lu Zhuge indiscriminately. Normally, Lu Zhuge would ignore him at all, but the current situation is special, he Reluctantly said: "Baby..."

"Hey!" Tang Ling roared angrily.

Cheney: "..."

He closed his eyes, he didn't have the intention to tease Lu Zhuge at first, and said to him: "Your room is upstairs, I have cleaned it for you, as for the others...it's a pity that there is no room at home. "

Lu Zhuge didn't comment on this, he just hugged Wen Yan, "He slept with me."

Cheney frowned unhappily at such a strange kid, "Who is he?"

"My son." Lu Zhuge replied.

On the way here, several people discussed the countermeasures. Lu Zhuge estimated that Cheney would definitely not let Tang Ling and the others live in the house, but Tang Ling was worried that Cheney would do something bad to Lu Zhuge, so he proposed to let them live in the house. Wen Wenyan accompanied Lu Zhuge, anyway, in the eyes of ordinary people, Wen Wenyan was just a child with few words.

And because Wen Yan's mental age is too young, he has not been recorded on the employee list, so Cheney probably doesn't know him.

As for where Tang Ling and Wan Gonghan lived, Tang Ling patted his chest and confidently told Lu Zhuge not to worry.

"Your son? You have such a big son in just two years?" Cheney didn't believe it or not, but asked in surprise.

Lu Zhuge didn't answer his question either, but just patted Wen Wenyan's head: "He's very good."

Gentle Yan smiled shyly at Cheney.

Cheney stared at Wen Wenyan expressionlessly for a long time before reluctantly agreeing.

After Tang Ling and the others sent Lu Zhuge into the house, they were kicked out by Cheney. Lu Zhuge went upstairs to pack his luggage. To be honest, letting him live under the same roof with the person he hated really made him a clean freak. He was very disgusted, but when he thought of Professor Wen Shu's research on the experimental data for so many years and Cheney's proud demeanor, Lu Zhuge felt angry, and he must punish Cheney severely!

Cheney followed Luzhuge, and just about to follow up into his bedroom, he was blocked by a small flat-headed brother. Cheney didn't pay attention to him at all, "Kid, get out of the way!"

Wen Wenyan remained motionless, Cheney stretched out his hand to push him, the person looked small, but his strength was not weak, Cheney didn't push him, he felt a little bit stunned, and pushed him hard again, Wen Wenyan staggered and fell to the ground .

The noise caught Lu Zhuge's attention, and he hurried over to hug Wen Yan and glared at him: "You don't even let the children go?"

Cheney: "..."

After a stalemate for a long time, Cheney raised his hands in surrender and walked downstairs.

After simply packing their luggage, they received a text message from Tang Ling, saying that they had found a place to live. Lu Zhuge asked them where they lived, but Tang Ling didn't say anything, but replied with a mean expression.

Lu Zhuge knew that this man was going to be a demon again.

He walked downstairs with Wen Wenyan, Cheney was fiddling with the computer, he saw Lu Zhuge looking at him, and said: "I was just checking whether your precious experimental materials are still there, baby... remember to remind me, if somewhere God, I accidentally forgot to post it all at once, so don't cry so ugly."

Lu Zhuge ignored his yin and yang threat, Wen Yan was hungry, so he went into the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat.

As soon as he opened the refrigerator, there was a deafening sound coming from outside the house, and the familiar folk tune suddenly stimulated Lu Zhuge's nerves. He ran out and found that Cheney had already gone out to watch it.

The culprit is easy to find. He was in the courtyard across the road. When he saw two people coming out, Tang Ling, who was pretending to be wearing a pair of sunglasses, greeted Lu Zhuge coolly, pointed at them, and shouted into the microphone in his hand. , "BBQ! Comebaby! Joinus!"

Lu Zhuge shouted, "What are you doing—"

Tang Ling said: "Uncle Wali is really a good man. We said we wanted to borrow a few nights and he agreed as soon as we gave the money!" After speaking, he twisted his body coquettishly.

Uncle Wali came out with a bottle of wine, and the two brothers embraced Tang Ling, "The house hasn't been this lively for a long time, can you eat barbecue?"

Lu Zhuge was speechless.

But obviously, Cheney, who saw this scene for the first time, was not as calm as Lu Zhuge. His complexion changed vividly, and the veins on his forehead bulged. Lu Zhuge thought that if he was going to beat Tang Ling at this moment, He shouldn't have stopped it.

In the end, Cheney endured it without saying anything, and slammed the door into the house.

Wen Wenyan took the opportunity to pull Lu Zhuge over to join this small party. The fresh and tender meat was covered with a layer of sauce, which glowed beautifully in the sun. Tang Ling said that this seasoning was the material he used from Uncle Wali's house The exclusive secret recipe produced is guaranteed to be delicious.

Lu Zhuge didn't believe his so-called exclusive secret recipe at all, but it was definitely delicious.It's just that the barbecue will take a while, Tang Ling took out a bag of marshmallows, "We can eat this first."

Lu Zhuge took a step back, "I love roasted marshmallows."

Tang Ling snorted, "That's because they didn't taste good." He lit the marshmallow on the fire and blew it out quickly, then sandwiched the scorched hot marshmallow and chocolate into the biscuit In the middle of the day, Lu Zhuge took a bite, because the high temperature of the marshmallow would melt the chocolate, so the two melted together in the mouth, soft and brittle.

"Is it delicious?" Tang Ling asked him.

"It's delicious, but it's too sweet." Lu Zhuge couldn't help frowning, "It's so sweet that my teeth hurt."

Tang Ling fed the remaining biscuits into his mouth, "Is it very sweet?"

Lu Zhuge nodded, looking eagerly at the meat on the grill, "I still like to eat this."

Finally, Wan Gonghan was willing to take off his cotton-padded jacket and put on a coat. He swayed around the grill, "Why didn't you grill the soft-shelled turtle?"

Tang Ling was very disgusted, "Can you eat that thing after baking?"

Wan Gonghan was also very disgusted, "You can't even roast soft-shelled turtles, are you embarrassed to show off your cooking skills?"

Lu Zhuge hurriedly ate a few mouthfuls and was about to go back. He was worried that it would be bad if he was too arrogant and angered Cheney.

Tang Ling was full of displeasure, and reluctantly watched Lu Zhuge leave. He told Wen Yan, "Protect Zhuge!"

Wen Wenyan gave him an "ok" gesture calmly.

Watching Lu Zhuge enter the door, Tang Ling still kept his eyes fixed on it, as if he wanted to see a flower through the cracks in the drawn curtains.

"So worried?" Wan Gonghan said lukewarmly from the side, "What's the rush, he's still a man no matter what."

Tang Ling sighed, and said solemnly to Wan Gonghan: "You don't understand, my bamboo song is so charming, unlike you, who is both motherly and sinister, no one dares to approach you."

Wan Gonghan's eyes flashed fiercely.

It was already afternoon when Luzhuge and the others arrived, and after such a toss, it soon became dark. There was no TV in Cheney’s house. Luzhuge watched him always squatting in front of the computer, and knew that this person was the same as before, even sleeping. Everyone has a computer.

After Lu Zhuge bathed Wen Wenyan, he planned to go to bed after simply rinsing. It was really tiring for a person who often sits for a long time by plane or train.

What's more, in the next few days, he will have to face a man who is as uncertain as a cockroach.

Just as he was about to go to bed, he turned around and saw Cheney standing behind him, staring at him sullenly.