i refuse to be your boyfriend

"No." Lu Zhuge explained the situation with a few words, and Tang Ling let out a long "oh" when he heard it, not knowing what it meant.

Seeing that Lu Zhuge didn't want to talk to him, Tang Ling touched his nose and started playing with John.

"Are you a biologist?" Lu Zhuge said suddenly after a while.

"Yes!" Tang Ling puffed up his chest, looking very proud.

"Then what kind of dog is John?" Lu Zhuge asked.

Tang Ling touched John's rhubarb head and said casually, "Akita."

Originally planned to leave the next day, I didn't expect something more serious to happen.

Li Changqiang and his wife came back at dawn. Before they could catch their breath, someone came and said that an elephant fell into the pit on the mountain!

Li Changqiang was startled, he hurried out without even having time to eat breakfast after changing clothes.

There are many pits of different sizes on the mountain. This morning, a patrolman found a female elephant fell into the pit. Her head and two forelimbs were exposed, and her body was stuck in the hole. Rescue operations are urgent!

Lu Zhuge couldn't help but think, the life of an elephant is really rich, one thing per day.

He had just packed his luggage when Luo Junmei hurried over to tell him that the little black-eyed peas were gone!

Also missing was Tang Ling.

Lu Zhuge's first thought was that Tang Ling kidnapped the child with a liar.

He comforted Luo Junmei, "Sister-in-law, they should have gone out to play, don't worry, I will go out and look for it."

Lu Zhuge wanted to leave by himself, so he wanted to take the little black-eyed peas to Luo Junmei until he found his parents. Unexpectedly, he stopped staring for a while, and the child disappeared.

Lu Zhuge searched around the village but found no one. He looked at the mountain not far away and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

He inquired about the location from the villagers, and began to climb the mountain wheezingly. Facts proved that his intuition was correct. From a long distance, he saw Tang Ling's big man, the little Black-eyed Peas sitting on his shoulders.

After walking into Luzhuge, they realized that they were not the only people who were curious about eating melons. Many villagers stood aside and watched. The local forestry bureau, forest police, and armed police forestry troops all came to carry out the rescue.

Lu Zhuge hugged the little Black-Eyed Peas angrily, and said to Tang Ling: "How could you bring him to such a dangerous place? You can't harm the child even if you don't want your life."

Tang Ling was dumbfounded by what he said, "Huh? But he came on his own initiative..."

Lu Zhuge glared, Tang Ling made a gesture of surrender with both hands, and closed his mouth.

He moved his nose, leaned close to Lu Zhuge's chest and sniffed hard, "I'll just say what the smell is, why are you so fragrant?"

Little Black Eyed Peas lay on Lu Zhuge's chest, separating Tang Ling's big head, and he looked at him dissatisfied, showing his white teeth.

Tang Ling patted his head, "As for what?"

Little Black Eyed Peas: "Aww..."

Reed Bamboo Song: "..."

weirdo!

The rescue operation was not as smooth as expected. The female elephant was irritable and very resistant to people. Once the police approached, it roared and the elephant's trunk shook vigorously.

Worried that its cries would attract elephants, the police did not dare to act rashly.

Lu Zhuge wondered why the elephant had such a violent temper, Tang Ling explained to him enthusiastically, "In fact, it was not one elephant that fell, but two." He stretched out a finger and pointed down. , "There is a baby elephant under it."

elephant?

Lu Zhuge thought it was no wonder that the female elephant was so irritable because she was afraid that people would hurt the baby elephant, "But if things go on like this, both of them will be in danger."

If you want to rescue an elephant, you have to dig a big hole first. It is not so difficult to dig a hole without disturbing the elephant.

Several officers and soldiers first took tools to dig on the back of the elephant, and some people observed the movement of the elephant herd in a further area.

It is said that the excavator is also on the way, but it will take a while to come.

Li Changqiang came over to evacuate the crowd, "Huike, Huike, it's dangerous here!"

He saw Tang Ling and Lu Zhuge, "Why are you here too?"

Lu Zhuge looked at Tang Ling speechlessly, Tang Ling looked serious, and said: "It's not like you don't know Li Daguo, I'm a biologist, although elephants are not my research scope, but it's rare to be able to come into contact with elephants so close. I'm so excited!"

Li Changqiang suddenly said, "Hey, it's a pity that this fall is too dangerous, otherwise you can study it carefully."

Tang Ling patted Brother Li on the shoulder, "The cauldron, this is too big to fall into the hole, how could it fall into the ke?"

Li Changqiang sighed, "Strange, this is the first time I've seen them. They were pushed by a male elephant!"

Hearing this, even Tang Ling was surprised, "A male elephant?"

"Yeah, that's the problem, that he helped my dad and broke his leg!" Li Changqiang said.

Lu Zhuge's heart moved, "The one with the scar on the ear?"

Li Changqiang nodded, "Yes, yes."

He waved his hand, "Okay, let's not talk, you guys go back to Ke."

Lu Zhuge and the others walked a few steps, and saw another patrolman running up the mountain, "Ah Qiang is not good, the problem is like entering a village!"

Li Changqiang's head was getting big, "What's going on?"

In the blink of an eye, an idea came to Lu Zhuge's mind. He asked Li Changqiang, "Are all the police here?"

Li Changqiang grimaced, "Needless to say, most of them will come, not enough even the armed police will come. No, I have to notify the director immediately!"

Tang Ling understood Lu Zhuge's thoughts, "You suspect that the elephant deliberately pushed the female elephant into the pit to attract the police, and then it ran into the village to make trouble? Isn't this too smart? It's a trick? Sun Tzu's art of war?"

Lu Zhuge also felt that it was impossible, this was not the IQ that an untrained wild elephant should have, but he felt that was the case.

"Never mind him, he will know if he knows it!" Tang Ling rolled up his sleeves and ran down the hill.

"Oh... woo..." The little Black-Eyed Peas was also very passionate, waving his little hands, broke away from Lu Zhuge, and disappeared immediately after.

Lu Zhuge: "..." Why do one or two like to die?

According to the patrolman, the elephant has arrived in the field and there are signs of entering the village. Someone has been sent to notify the villagers urgently, but the behavior of the elephant seems extremely irritable. They are worried that the elephant will wreak havoc in the village.

Lu Zhuge ran after Little Black Eyed Peas, children nowadays, it's not good to like anything, if they like to die, really!

He ran into a field with the two of them, and as soon as he took a step, the patrolman next to him came to chase them away, "Come out, come out, the elephant is inside!"

Before Lu Zhuge could say anything, he was pulled out, and he shouted to the patrolman, "Just now, an adult and a child ran in!"

The patrolman was surprised, "What, don't they know there are elephants inside?"

Luzhuge: "..." They just ran into Keke because they knew it!

The patrolman hurriedly informed the others, "I'll take a look, don't be in a hurry when you go that way, karma!"

Lu Zhuge nodded obediently.

As soon as the patrolman left, Lu Zhuge stooped and walked in quietly. He was worried about the little Black Eyed Peas, although he was also a strange child.

The elephant's scream suddenly pierced the quiet air, making Lu Zhuge jump.

He could vaguely see figures moving in the distance, and just as he wanted to get up, the scene in front of him made his eyes widen in disbelief.

……

The elephant with lightning-like scars on its ears was found in front of a family who had passed out. The family was terrified and hid in the kitchen. After a long time, they didn’t hear the sound and found the fainted elephant. It was half broken, the fields it passed were in ruins, and all the hard work of the villagers over the past year was wasted.

The forest police and patrols quickly rushed over and surrounded the elephant. Lu Zhuge stood behind the crowd, watching all this with a blank expression.

Tang Ling stood next to him, tsk tsk, "Interesting, it will attack its companions, attack humans, and Sun Tzu's art of war. This elephant may go to heaven."

Little Black Eyed Peas ran over and hugged Lu Zhuge's leg, "Hold... hug..."

Lu Zhuge picked him up and gave him a hard slap on the buttocks, "You scared me to death, do you know that, don't run around in the future."

Tang Ling ignored the warning eyes of the little black-eyed peas, and bent over silently laughing behind her.

Lu Zhuge originally thought that elephants would be returned to the forests. Unexpectedly, Tang Ling passed through layers of crowds, walked up to the local Asian elephant director, and after a few words, he inexplicably became an Asian elephant breeder and director. Rescue Center Experts!

And I don't know how he fooled everyone, they agreed with him to transport the elephant away.

That is a first-class national protected animal!

Why don't you approve it?

A few hours later, a huge trailer pulled the elephant away, and Lu Zhuge looked at Tang Ling like he was looking at a liar.

Tang Ling saw Lu Zhuge looking at him after making the phone call, "Do you think I'm handsome?"

Lu Zhuge rolled his eyes.

Tang Lingsi smiled and didn't mind.

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