Weibei Jiangdong

It was raining outside the window, and Jiang Yi was sitting by the window against the wall and playing with his mobile phone. The rain would occasionally come in and hit the screen of the mobile phone, irregularly like small magnifying glasses.The wall is very cold. When Jiang was a child, he loved eating popsicles against the wall in summer. His mouth was cold and his back was cold, and his elbows were cold when he pressed the wall. He warmed up one wall and replaced it with another. After a circle, the first piece is cold again.It seems that after his 23rd birthday, Jiang felt uncomfortable every time he stuck to the wall, especially his arms and legs, which would hurt for a long time after being cold for a long time. Jiang Yi asked his mother for help, and his mother sent it to him immediately. He asked him to sleep with a moxibustion blanket wrapped around him. He said that covering his pores and sweating would relieve the cold from his joints. In the summer of 38 degrees, Jiang Yi slept with an electric blanket wrapped around his arms, and his arms would not be affected by the air conditioner. It was so hot that prickly heat was about to grow, but it was useless, so the next day I stuffed the blanket in the glove box under the bed. His mother called to ask if it worked. Jiang Yi said, it worked. It doesn't hurt at all.

Dong Sansan asked Jiang Yi to have dinner, and they rented a house together. Dong Sansan gave birth to the Virgin Mary, raised flowers, fish, cats, and gay honey.Jiang Yi was the kind of poor ancestor who left his world behind and loved to ignore anyone.

He said he didn't want to go, and wanted Dong Sansan to bring a bowl of wonton stew when he finished eating, but later he felt it was inappropriate, so he said you go, I'm not hungry, so I went to eat it myself.Dong Sansan was very enthusiastic, saying what do you eat and I will bring it for you.Jiang Yi waved his hand, no need, how long will you be back?Dong Sansan tilted her head, let's go for an hour, and stop by the supermarket after dinner, don't you really want to go together?Jiang Yi said, don't go, don't go, you should eat and have fun.

Dong Sansan went out, the door was closed lightly, Jiang Yi hooked his head and looked out the window, saw Dong Sansan came out of the corridor and opened the umbrella, then took out his mobile phone to call for takeaway, checked Weibo and waited for dinner, Dong Sansan The [-] update popped up, with a photo of a rainy day just taken, showing the corner of her rainbow umbrella on the bad street.Jiang Yi's comment: support discrimination and anti-gay!Dong San replied in three seconds: You are stupid!

Jiang Yi rested his chin on his mobile phone and thought, if he can call each other stupid/pussy, can he be regarded as a good friend?The takeaway never came, Jiang Yi watched the videos on a hungry stomach, and the homepage always pushed him cooking bloggers. When he got angry, he threw his phone away and lay on the bed to let go.

A rare weekend.Jiang Yi thought, it would be a pity not to waste it.

Someone called, but there was no signature. Jiang Yi picked it up, thinking it was a takeaway, when he heard Li Congee’s voice on the microphone, he was immediately discouraged. Dong Sansan, Jiang Yi is not called Jiang Yi either.Li Congee said, have you considered it?Jiang Yi pretended to be stupid: what are you thinking about.Li Congee said: Your mother is awesome.Jiang Yi didn't know how to answer the conversation, he didn't say anything for a long time, and Li Congee didn't say anything, Jiang Yi gave another hello, Li Congee said, hello, answer.Jiang Yi couldn't say it.Li Conge asked him why he didn't go, Jiang Yi thought why else, he didn't have money, he didn't want to say it, and replied, lazy, I'm waiting for takeaway, don't fuck me.Li Congee scolded, stupid/forceful, then hung up the phone, and sent Jiang Yi a picture of him standing outside Anfield holding a selfie stick in a silly photo on WeChat.Looking at the photos, Jiang Yi didn't feel envious, but felt that there was nothing to be ashamed of when Li Congee, a Manchester United fan, stood in front of Liverpool's stadium to take pictures.

Being called stupid/forced by two people within half an hour, does it prove that I am quite popular.Jiang Yi pondered, when the meal arrived, he didn't want to think about it. Before the lid was opened, Dong Sansan called back, but it was very straightforward. Li Conge asked me if you were short of money recently.Jiang Yi said, yes, but don't tell him.Dong Sansan seems to have hesitated for a while, he is chasing you.Jiang Yi said he knew.Dong Sansan said again, so you didn't respond?Jiang Yi replied, he didn't say clearly how you want me to react?Dong Sansan is in hot pursuit, so what does he want to say?Do you agree?Jiang Yi said, I don't know, I haven't thought about it.

Not long after hanging up on Dong Sansan, Li Porridge called again from a long-distance overseas call. Jiang Yi had just put the first spoonful of lobster rice into his mouth. Dao, fuck/you/mom, fuck a fart, I can't afford it.