[Comprehensive] The owner of Haifang just wants a new dress

The next day, the two who had just slept together for the whole night opened their eyes one after another under the first ray of sunlight in the morning.

Zhu Fanghai, who was still a little sleepy, didn't realize that there was something wrong with his posture. He put his arms around the opponent's waist and rubbed against his chest in a daze. chuckle.

The warm breath fell on the ear, Zhu Fanghai took a few seconds to pull himself out of sleepiness, and then spent a few seconds thinking about the current posture of the two people, and then, his face turned red all of a sudden .

Last night, both of them slept together in their clothes, his head was now pressed against Huang's chest, and the clothes on Huang's chest were already crumpled by him.

Looking at his own clothes, it’s not much better. His chest is more exposed and the style is wider. Now after sleeping all night, not only his chest is completely exposed, but even his shoulders are not spared. How ugly was his sleeping appearance last night that he slept in such a ghostly way with his clothes on.

And the posture of the two made him even more embarrassed, his arm was ambiguously draped over Huang's waist, one of Huang's arms was resting on the side of Huang's neck, and the other hand was stroking his tenderly. The hair and the legs of the two people were also intertwined. The whole scene made Zhu Fanghai feel as if he was blushing to the point of bleeding.

"I'm sorry!" Zhu Fanghai sat up in embarrassment, and couldn't stop apologizing to Huang, "I fell asleep while chatting yesterday, I must be ugly when I sleep, right? Did it make you sleep badly? Uh, your arm is numb It’s not numb, do you want me to rub it for you?”

Seeing Zhu Fanghai sitting up, Huang also sat up, and he put the arm that Zhu Fanghai had been resting on behind his back without any trace, but he was still noticed by the other party, and he was immediately pulled over to massage gently.

"I'll sleep on the floor tonight," Zhu Fanghai said with a bitter face, "My sleeping posture is too ugly."

You must know that his sleeping appearance since he was a child is notoriously wild and uninhibited. When he was a child, he could flip out of the crib when he fell asleep. When he grew up, he never dared to choose the upper bunk in the dormitory. I became disabled, and the first thing I did when I lived alone after graduation was to buy a kingsize bed for myself, so that I no longer have to worry about rolling out of bed to the floor every day when I get up in the morning.

When he lived in the courtyard before, there were many rooms, and he lived by himself. The rooms in the courtyard are all Japanese-style, so to speak, there is no bed, and he can roll around as he pleases.Yesterday, he was going to sleep on the floor bunk after explaining to Huang, but he didn't expect to fall asleep like that when he was too sleepy, and even slept on the human body all night.

Thinking about the posture of the two of them when they just woke up, he still blushed a little, obviously they were both men, so that posture was fine, why he couldn't help being awkward when he thought of it...

"Sleep together," Huang said, grabbing Zhu Fanghai's hand who had been massaging him, "You slept soundly last night."

Zhu Fanghai couldn't help but cover his face, he was a little self-aware of his sleeping appearance, although he was relieved to be comforted, but looking at the clothes of the two of them, it can be seen how much he slept last night!

Anyway, the clothes the two of them are wearing now can't be worn out, so Zhu Fanghai went to the courtyard again to take out several sets of clothes bought in the previous world and this world, and picked them out for a long time, driven by selfishness, and handed them to them. Short of a suit.

A light blue shirt, a navy blue vest and suit, a low-key tie with dark patterns printed on it, and very neatly pressed suit trousers. A set of clothes on Huang's body makes Huang's waist, slender legs, long and tall figure even more flattering.The white little dragon who has been following Huang has grown up a lot recently, and is still hanging on Huang's shoulders at this time, adding a touch of bright color to this suit.

Huang lowered his head and straightened his tie. This was the first time he had come into contact with such clothes. The tie was tied by Zhu Fanghai for him. It seemed a little tight. He stretched out his slender fingers and inserted into the edge of the tie to try to loosen it. Before it was finished, I heard a crisp sound coming from beside me.

Turning his head in doubt, there was another sound, but when he looked closely, it was Zhu Fanghai who was facing him with something the size of a palm, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"Haha, I couldn't help but want to take a photo to commemorate it." Seeing Huang discovered his behavior, Zhu Fanghai became more blatant, and began to find various angles to capture Huang, "Modern technology is advanced, go find it before you leave here A place to develop all the photos and make them into albums as souvenirs.”

"Let's hand over the others to take a photo together!" Zhu Fanghai continued to take pictures for a while before saying, "By the way, I also have to take a photo with Teacher Qiyu!"

"After I finish changing, let's take a group photo first!" After working for a long time, Zhu Fanghai finally remembered that he hadn't changed yet, put the camera in Huang's hand and began to rummage through a pile of clothes.

It's a pity that because he is still dragging a tail, modern clothes are no longer relevant to him.

"I also want to try a suit." Zhu Fanghai looked greedily at Huang who was wearing a suit and said, "When will I get rid of this tail!"

"How about this one?" Huang said while holding a piece of clothing, "It won't affect your tail."

"That's for girls." Zhu Fanghai looked at the dress in Huang's hand with a look of despair. Although the dress was black and simple and low-key, it couldn't hide the fact that it was a dress!Huang, you must not have done it on purpose, right?Don't think about letting him wear women's clothing anymore, right!

【I'm more concerned about why you buy women's clothing...】The system asked weakly.

[Of course it's for female shikigami! 】Zhu Fanghai replied, 【Otherwise, why do you think it is? 】

【Nothing, nothing...】

In the end, for the sake of convenience, Zhu Fanghai chose a bathrobe and went out. Although he still longed for modern clothes in his heart, he could only give up with hatred because of the tail.After all, he couldn't make a hole in the back of his trousers and put them on, otherwise he might be treated as a hooligan and beaten to death.

The two found a restaurant to solve the problem of breakfast simply, because the clothes and appearance of the two attracted the attention of some people, and they were surrounded by spectators throughout the meal. to weirdo.

As for work and making money, Zhu Fanghai felt a little headache when he thought of this, and life here suddenly became difficult after he couldn't exchange currency with the system.Because they were randomly placed here by the system, he and Huang are now black households in this world, without a legal identity, which means that everything they do will be blocked everywhere.If you want to take out some jewelry and sell them for money, you are afraid of being targeted by the police, let alone find a decent job.

Things that could be solved with money in the past, but now they can only think of other ways without money.

"Hey! Those two boys over there!" There was a burst of yelling from behind that made people feel very uncomfortable. At first, Zhu Fanghai was still immersed in thinking and didn't realize that it was them who were called, until the road in front of him and Huang was blocked. Someone blocked it, only to realize that the two of them seemed to be being targeted.

"Grandpa, I called you just now, didn't you hear?" A tall man with a very fierce face on the head of the plane squinted at him and asked, "Could it be a deaf man?"

"Hahaha, I haven't even said a word for so long, maybe I'm still dumb!" The people with various weapons beside them laughed arrogantly, and they knocked on the ground with sticks in their hands.

Huang frowned and stopped Zhu Fanghai behind him. Just as he was about to make a move, Zhu Fanghai stopped him with a backhand. Seeing these people, he suddenly had an idea.

"Oh? Could it be that you are the bodyguard with the little boy behind you?" The head of the plane opened his mouth and laughed, "It seems that you are no better than the little boy behind you, why don't you two take advantage of my good mood now and kneel down?" How about giving me the money and giving it to me to lick my shoes, and let you go?"

"Shoe licking! Shoe licking! Shoe licking!" A group of gangsters waved their weapons and shouted excitedly. Several sticks were drawn across their faces several times, as if they were threatening them.

Faced with such an insult, Zhu Fanghai was also a little uneasy. What does it mean that he is a little boy and Huang is his bodyguard?He sees this group of people as blind!He dressed Huang so handsomely and went out to be recognized as a bodyguard?Also, he was so masculine and handsome, why did he become a little boy?

He took a moment to look around, probably because he accidentally walked into an alley while he was meditating, and this group of gangsters followed them at some point, seeing them enter a place with few people. Surrounded.

But where are they staring at him and Huang!They are also poor now!

But... now this situation should be the best way to use black and white to eat black, and there are some things that can't be done openly, so you can't go wrong by asking them.

Zhu Fanghai smiled, gave Huang a look, and the two shot at the same time. After a few short screams rang out in the dark and narrow alley, a group of people who had been screaming just now were lying on the ground.

"Don't...don't kill me..." In the end, only the boss of the plane head was left in the group, and this was the result of Zhu Fanghai's release of water. Lili suddenly panicked, "Are you guys from the Heroes' Association? You little ones don't know Taishan, and you lost your sight. The two adults have a lot of people, so let's go around me this time!"

At this moment, the aircraft head wished he could kneel on the ground and slap himself wildly. At the beginning, he saw that the two of them were handsome and delicate, and the clothes on their bodies were made of high-quality clothes, so he became hostile. people.

"Kneel down? Huh?" Zhu Fanghai squatted in front of the nose of the plane, who was about to piss in fear, and asked with a smile, "You want to lick your shoes?"

"I'll kneel down for you two! I'll lick your shoes for you two!" The head of the plane immediately knelt down and made a gesture to hug Zhu Fanghai's feet and lick them.

"No need!" Zhu Fanghai took his feet back in time. You must know that he is wearing clogs now. If he let this thing lick his exposed feet, he would be disgusted for the rest of his life. "Be honest, I have something to do." I want to ask you."

"I'm satisfied with the answer, I'll let you go, how about it?"

"You ask, you ask!" Ji Ji nodded his head like a pest, and at this moment, Zhu Fanghai would probably do it if he asked him to take off his clothes and walk around.

After a while, Zhu Fanghai and Huang, led by the head of the plane, found a hidden small door and entered the ground through the small door.

After a while, Zhu Fanghai left here with Huang with a satisfied face.

After they left, one of them sneaked out from another place and went in through the small door, but was shocked by the scene in front of him.Their secret stronghold in front of them seemed to be flooded by a flood at this time, with wet water everywhere.Some of the members guarding the stronghold were also in a coma, and only one person barely remained awake.

"What's going on?" The members who just came back pulled up the sober person and questioned them. The strength of the guards of their stronghold is quite good. Who could make the stronghold like this?Could it be that he was blackmailed by his opponent?

"Two people, come here..." The man said tremblingly, "Brought by Inoue..."

"How could two people defeat all the brothers?" He still didn't believe it, and felt that the person in front of him was very suspicious, "Why are you awake?"

"They... asked me to make fake identities for them." Thanks to his skill, he was spared from this disaster. Looking at the members of the organization who collapsed on the ground around him, he thought of the way those two people were raging here just now. I couldn't help shivering, "It's a supernatural power, they have supernatural powers."

And the culprit who caused the overall paralysis of a certain underground stronghold was counting money happily at this moment.

Not only did they get a new identity certificate just now, but they also took all the cash in the underground stronghold by the way. This kind of money that may have a problem in itself has no psychological pressure for him to hold it. Although the amount is not large, but At any rate, they can persist for a while without a source of income.

"I didn't expect the identity to be obtained so easily," Zhu Fanghai sighed. You must know that in his world before, it took several months to get an ID card without spending money and speeding up. Here, it was completed in less than a day, and there were more than one. , "I still think that if I can't finish it right away, I will catch him back and watch him do it!"

"I don't know if it's reliable if it's made so fast. It would be bad if it's found out." It's probably due to the bad nature of people. If you do it too slowly, you will be disgusted, and if you do it too fast, you will doubt it. Then he fell into endless entanglement, "Shouldn't it be easily discovered?"

"Has Fang Hai thought about what to do?" Huang also understood that they came out this time to find weird people, and to solve the income problem. Now that they have a new identity, the next step is to find a job. .

"Well, I really can't think of any job that is suitable for us..." He was a little embarrassed, he really couldn't imagine Huang going to work no matter what.As for himself, the tail behind him is a problem, "Since we have an identity now, why don't we go and sell some things in the courtyard." Thinking of the end, he also felt a little helpless, after all, they are just It's just an identity, but there is no formal place to hire them without academic qualifications and work experience.

Although I don't want to take out the things in the garden to attract attention, but there is nothing I can do now...

"...The following is our guest for today, Sweetheart Mask!" Not far away, a variety show was broadcasting on the screen upstairs, and a very handsome man appeared on the screen, "Hi everyone, I am Sweet Mask~"

The man blew a kiss to the camera, and almost all the women around Zhu Fanghai screamed excitedly in unison.

"Ah~ Master Sweetheart Mask!"

"So handsome! So Su! I feel like I'm going to suffocate!"

"It's the No. [-] hero in A-level Sweetheart Mask!"

"Mom, I want to marry him!"

"...Everyone, my new movie will be released soon, please support me a lot!" The man on the screen kept looking at the camera with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "I will continue to work hard to protect you~ Bye ~"

"Ahhh! I love you!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Today I'm being protected by Sweet Mask-sama too!"

After the broadcast of the program, the protagonist in the following advertisement seemed to be the man just now, and there was another burst of excited screams in the street.

Zhu Fanghai: "..." Is it so coquettish?So is this man a hero or an actor?Looks are all that matter, he is a straight guy who can't get any handsome at all.

But he seems to have heard the name 'Sweetheart Mask' somewhere...

"Ah! You are the two who saved people that day!" Suddenly, a girl in a student uniform approached Zhu Fanghai and asked when Zhu Fanghai was not paying attention. Recognize it!"

"You guys were so handsome that day!" The girl stared at Zhu Fanghai and Huang's faces full of excitement, "Is it a newly registered hero? Or a hero who is about to register?"

"Actually, we..." Zhu Fanghai wanted to explain, but the girl was obviously very excited and said on her own, and didn't give Zhu Fanghai a chance to explain, "Actually, I think you are more handsome than Sweetheart Mask!" The girl shyly looked at Huang With a glance, he said, "If you become a hero, I will definitely support you!"

"Of course you're not bad, but the one next to you is my favorite, so..." The girl noticed Zhu Fanghai's eyes and added a little embarrassedly, "If you become heroes, you can accept endorsements like Sweetheart Mask I will also support it if I make a movie!"

"That's it! I will always pay attention to you!" The girl left very readily after she finished speaking, like a rational and conscious fan, she would leave automatically after expressing her idol worship, and would not cause any meaning to others Troubled, it makes people feel good.

"Huang already has fans here!" Zhu Fanghai exclaimed, gold shines everywhere, and Huang, who is as bright as a star, should be sought after by everyone no matter which world he is in!

"Does Fanghai also want to have fans?" The word "fans" is often on Zhu Fanghai's lips these days. He has heard it a lot. Even if he didn't understand it before, he can probably understand the general meaning. If a person likes Another person, and wants to express his love for him, this person can be called another person's 'fan'!

"It would be nice if there was one?" Zhu Fanghai imagined himself being surrounded by fans, and felt a little refreshed.

"Then I'll be Fanghai's fan." Huang looked at Zhu Fanghai's profile and said seriously, "I will always pay attention to you, love you, and support you."

"Huh?" Zhu Fanghai was taken aback by Huang, and didn't know how to respond for a moment.

"That's what the girl said just now." Huang frowned and said, "Isn't it right?"

"Hahaha," after listening to Huang's explanation, Zhu Fanghai held Huang's shoulders and bent over laughingly, "Why are you so cute!"

"Strange?" Huang was even more confused. Isn't this a way to express love?

"No, no, I'm really honored to have you as my fan." Zhu Fanghai wiped away tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "But that girl reminded me."

"Let's go be heroes!"

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angels for watering mua~

读者“十三”,灌溉营养液+10///读者“帅的惨绝人寰”,灌溉营养液+2///读者“浅风”,灌溉营养液+10///读者“枳生淮北”,灌溉营养液+1///读者“信服谎言”,灌溉营养液+10

—————Small theater dividing line—————

I made up my mind about how Huang went to work...

Huang: Stupid human being, what exactly do you want?

Fangirls: Ahhh!I want you to speak more harshly!You look cool with a cold face!bring!feel!

Zhu Fanghai: ... Let's quit!go home!

———————The author's broken thoughts—————

In the next world, tutoring is tentatively decided, then Natsume’s account of friends, and then there are two more worlds, probably, there may be some changes, and the relationship will be determined in the tutoring and account of friends.

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