Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

"Uncle!" A boy with a small dark blue schoolbag jumped up and down on his short legs, and threw himself into the arms of a young man.

"Little guy, it's heavy again!" Cheng Moyan picked up the little nephew and weighed it in his hand, "The food in the kindergarten is good, how many pounds have you gained?"

Yu Jiacheng usually lives in the kindergarten, and only goes home on Fridays. He hugged Cheng Moyan's neck with his two chubby hands, and asked in a childlike voice, "Uncle, why are you here to pick me up? Where's mom?"

"Your great-grandfather has a birthday today, and your mother is very busy, so I can only pick you up!"

"Then shall I buy a gift for my grandfather?"

"Are you rich?" Cheng Moyan opened the car door, stuffed the little fat man in, and pinched that fleshy little face.

The child opened his small schoolbag and took out a handful of change: "I have a lot!"

It's a pity that the upright Uncle Cheng would not tell white lies to children: "You can only buy candy for yourself with this little money, and grandpa doesn't eat candy."

The child pouted: "Then what does grandpa like?"

"Well, adults like gold and jade as gifts, so you can buy them when you grow up and have money." Cheng Moyan was perfunctory to the children while driving.

Yu Jiacheng's eyes lit up, he opened the innermost pouch of his schoolbag, took out a shiny golden object, and approached his uncle like offering a treasure: "Look, I have gold!"

Cheng Moyan glanced at it, turned his eyes away indifferently and continued to drive, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and slammed on the brakes, "Jiajia, show this to uncle."

The old man of the Cheng family usually likes to collect antiques, and Cheng Moyan has also dabbled in it a little under the influence of his ears and eyes. What the little nephew is holding in his hand is actually a flying phoenix hairpin!A green luan on the head of the hairpin is lifelike, and the exquisite craftsmanship can be called uncanny workmanship. What's more, there is a line of words engraved on the hairpin in official script: In the 11th year of Hongyuan, Shen Qing presented Feiluan. This is an antique gold hairpin !

"Where did you get this thing?" Cheng Moyan asked seriously.

The little fat man shrank his head, not understanding why his uncle suddenly became a little fierce, and he said honestly, "I picked it up." Afraid that his uncle would not believe it, the child added, "The teacher took us to the zoo the day before yesterday, and I picked it up there." Yes, I gave it to the teacher, but it came back to my schoolbag at night, I gave it to the teacher, it came back, and the teacher didn’t remember that I gave it to her, it’s so strange.” At the end , the child himself looked confused.

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Cheng Moyan called Qin Zhao without hesitation, and the other end answered quickly. Cheng Moyan briefly explained what had happened. Fortunately, Qin Zhao would also bring Lu Jiu to the Yu family's birthday banquet, and the two agreed. Meet at Yu's house.

Cheng Moyan took out a tissue to wrap the golden hairpin, and put it on the center console casually. The child watched eagerly and wanted to reach for it, but his uncle patted his little hand: "Don't touch it, it's weird, maybe it's not A good thing!"

The child opened his mouth wide in surprise, and said in fear, "Then let's throw it away!"

"Don't throw it away yet, let's show it to Brother Lu Jiu before we talk about it." Yu Cheng's family had thanked Lu Jiu many times after the bloody incident, so the child also knew Lu Jiu.

Cheng Moyan continued to drive forward, and he soon realized that something was wrong. Yu Jiacheng's kindergarten was less than 10 minutes' drive away from Yu's house, and there was no traffic jam on the road at 03:30 in the afternoon. It is reasonable that he should have arrived home by this time, but he I have been driving on this road at high speed, and there are still cars like flowing water and horses like dragons around me. Looking forward, there are no traffic lights, and the trees on the left and right sides will not back up. Looking back, the vehicles behind him always keep a constant distance from him, which shows that his car Not marching at all!

But the engine in the car was roaring, and his foot was on the accelerator, and he was obviously driving!

Cheng Moyan took a look at his phone, and sure enough, the phone he just passed showed that there was no signal at this moment. He calmly thought about the countermeasures, but he was fine, but the child was sitting in the car, and Lu Jiu cleaned Jiajia's memory once in the blood chief incident last time , If you are scared again this time, you can't help but wash it again.

At this time, Jiajia suddenly exclaimed: "Uncle! The gold is flying!"

Cheng Moyan followed the child's gaze, and saw that the golden hairpin, which had been wrapped up several times, had come out of the paper towel and floated on the center console. The child was picked up from the co-pilot and went to open the door.As expected, the door didn't move at all.

Cheng Moyan pressed Jiajia's head in his arms, and asked the golden hairpin in a deep voice, "Are you a human or a ghost? What do you want?"

The child cried "Wow" in his uncle's arms.

The golden hairpin that was floating horizontally stood up slowly, and the head of the hairpin shook like a human head.

Cheng Moyan tried to remain calm: "Can you speak? You can ask for anything. I have a friend who is proficient in ghosts and gods and can help you." He not only expressed his kindness, but also intended to warn the other party.

The hairpin was floating up and down, Cheng Moyan couldn't understand what it meant,

At this time, the hairpin slowly began to elongate at a speed visible to Cheng Moyan's naked eyes. The hairpin, which was only about ten centimeters, gradually grew to a foot long, and then to two feet, it was still elongating...

It didn't stop until the head of the hairpin reached the wall of the car, and swayed again, as if expressing that the space on the center console was too small, otherwise it could grow dissatisfied.

This thing didn't harm them after so long, Cheng Moyan felt a little relieved, he patted Jiajia's back, coaxed the child to stop crying, and asked the child to change into a more comfortable position and lie on his lap.At this time, the golden hairpin floated to the window glass, stroked the glass, and a line of words appeared on it: I wish to make a promise to Qin and Jin.

Cheng Moyan's eyes widened. Is this golden hairpin going to marry him?

"That..." He swallowed, trying to think of words, "Are you kidding me?"

Humans and golden hairpins, that's not a simple species isolation, it's separated by a sea!Cheng Moyan thought to himself, if he agrees first, and regrets the marriage after seeing Lu Jiu, what can this hairpin do to him!

Jinzan continued to write: swear by blood alliance, never betray.

Cheng Moyan just heard from Qin Qiong two days ago that Fang Jingxing was Sheng Yuanzong in his previous life, and Chu Wan's maid came to him to fulfill the promise. At that time, Cheng Moyan laughed so hard that he almost rolled under the table. Now, when he meets Hairpin, he wants to bleed with him If he swore, he gave up the idea of ​​delaying the attack, or he would not agree, and if he agreed, he would not be able to go back on his word.

He asked cautiously: "Then if I marry you, can I marry another person?" Heaven and earth have conscience, he has a sister and a sister, if he can only marry this hairpin, their old Cheng family will be extinct!

The golden hairpin shook, and flew over quickly, the head of the hairpin swayed to Jiajia's back, Cheng Moyan's eyes widened, and he gaped, "Are you going to give your body to my nephew?"

The golden hairpin shook up and down, as if nodding.

Cheng Moyan looked down at the little chubby who was lying in his arms and covered his eyes, not daring to look, and felt a little more relaxed than before.

The separation between the child and the golden hairpin should be smaller... right?

Cheng Moyan said with difficulty: "But I can't decide his marriage, you have to meet his parents..."

The hairpin floated back to the center console again, and lay down directly with a "click", as if telling Cheng Moyan to leave here when you promise, otherwise everyone will be so exhausted.

Cheng Moyan looked at his little nephew and was very tangled in his heart. This little ancestor would pick up things randomly when he saw them. Now it's all right, and he brought back a daughter-in-law for himself!He whispered to the child: "Jiajia, uncle asks you, if you have to marry a daughter-in-law now before we can go home, would you like it?"

Jiajia moved away the two chubby hands covering her eyes, looked at her uncle's expectant eyes, and nodded in a daze.

"But this daughter-in-law doesn't know how to cook, wash, or have children. It's useless for you to use it as a weapon except for fighting with others. Would you like it?" Cheng Moyan decided to clarify the stakes with Jiajia.

The child immediately pursed his lips and shook his head.

"Look, my nephew doesn't want to either." Cheng Moyan said helplessly to the hairpin.

Hairpin didn't say anything, just kept silent.

Cheng Moyan's watch and mobile phone have stopped changing the time, but he is a professional soldier, and he can estimate from his experience that he has spent at least an hour and a half in the car. He hopes that someone will come out to look for him after he has not returned for a long time, especially He also made an agreement with Qin Zhao.

He held Jiajia and sat in the car for another hour.

At this time, he felt that something was wrong. It should be dark at this time, but the sky outside was like afternoon, and the car behind him didn't even move.The time in the car is out of sync with the time outside the car.

If one day is in the car, one year is outside, or one second is outside for one year, then it will be a big deal. Will I have to confront Jiajia and hairpin here forever?

"Uncle," Jiajia scratched Cheng Moyan's face with her little hand, "I'm hungry."

Cheng Moyan said weakly, "I'm hungry too, but we are either hungry, or you have to marry a useless wife. You choose."

The child was silent. Even such a young child understands that marrying a useless wife is more miserable than not being able to return home. Cheng Moyan knew better that if he really agreed to such a ridiculous thing, he would never go home. He was shot dead.

I don't know how long it took, the child was so hungry that he started to cry. Cheng Moyan said that there was nothing to eat in the car except cigarettes, so he had to try to reason with the hairpin: "If you starve both our uncle and nephew If you die, you won't be able to marry any of them, we have to discuss the matter of marriage carefully, we can't buy and sell like this, can we?"

A green light flashed, and a grilled chicken appeared on the center console. It was oily and steaming. Cheng Moyan hurriedly took it over, broke off a chicken leg and gave it to the child first. The child took a bite, what? He didn't even bite it off, and cried loudly with a "wow".Cheng Moyan hesitated and took a bite. His upper and lower teeth "cracked" together, and he couldn't bite into anything. This roast chicken was actually a hallucination!Cheng Moyan twisted his face in disbelief, he almost had the urge to bite the golden hairpin into it!

This fucking is worse than starving people!

However, it turns out that the bad guys are never the worst, only worse. After the roast chicken, more and more food appeared on the center console, such as fragrant duck in sauce, golden prawns in oily sauce, and hoof with thick oily red sauce. , exquisite and beautiful cake......

The child gulped, Cheng Moyan stared straight at the eyes, the uncle and nephew were staring at the endless delicious food exuding endless aroma, knowing that they were all fake, they couldn't help stretching out their hands. .....

Yu Jiacheng was the first to succumb: "Uncle, I'll marry you, I'm so hungry... Woooo... I'll leave later..."

Cheng Moyan covered the child's mouth, little ancestor, you can't say that, who knows if this hairpin will go crazy!

Sure enough, the hairpin floated up again, scratching on the glass repeatedly: never abandon, never betray, never betray...

The uncle and nephew sat in the car all night.With no food, no water, no bed and no bunk, Cheng Moyan took off his coat and used it as a quilt for the child, shivering all night.

He also stopped counting on Lu Jiu to rescue him, it was already a night, if the other side found out, it would have come long ago.

In the end, the child couldn't hold on anymore. He lay down in front of the center console and stared at the hairpin. He seemed to be impatient with the hairpin or something.

"If I marry you, will you listen to me?" the child asked in a low voice.

The hairpin slowly floated up and nodded.

"Then will you become a human?" the child asked again.

Hairpin nodded again.

Now even Cheng Moyan, who had been paralyzed there with his eyes closed and resting his mind, straightened up. Why didn't he think of asking this question?If the hairpin could transform into a human form, all problems would be solved!

"Then will you play with me?" the child asked again.

Hairpin nodded again.

"Alright then." The child nodded heavily, "Then I'll marry you!"

The hairpin slowly floated towards the child, Cheng Moyan was startled, and remembered what the hairpin said "swear by blood", and quickly hugged Jiajia: "What are you going to do?"

The hairpin ignored Cheng Moyan, a green light flashed between the child's eyebrows, and a drop of blood emerged and floated into the hairpin.

"Dididi--" a horn sounded, Cheng Moyan suddenly turned his head and looked out, the car behind was honking its horn desperately, he looked down at his watch, it turned out to be the time he just finished calling Qin Zhao yesterday!

Is it a dream?Cheng Moyan looked at the co-pilot, and he broke out in a cold sweat when he saw that Jiajia was gone!