Master, I really don't want to lay eggs!

"Qin Lang, what do you think you are? You are just a sidekick. You really think that without Qin Zhao, you can be the master of Qinglong Group?" table, pointed at Qin Lang's nose and scolded, "You are also qualified to teach me a lesson?"

This man is Qin Shanluan, the vice president of finance of the Qin family. As soon as he heard the name, he knew that he was the uncle of the direct line of the Qin family, Qin Zhao and others.

Sitting on the office chair, Qin Lang looked at the middle-aged man in front of him calmly, "I'm not qualified to teach you a lesson, I just fired you!"

He slammed the document in his hand in front of Qin Shanluan, "For the sake of your cousin, I won't bring this report to the board of directors. You can do it yourself."

Qin Shanluan grabbed the document and read it ten lines at a glance, his face turned from flushed to pale.

"Qin Lang, don't overdo things. Even if Qin Zhao is here, he won't fire me!"

Qin Lang got up, his condescending height made his eyes look very sharp: "When the third brother was here, he never treated anyone badly in terms of money. Similarly, since he did such a thing, he would never tolerate it blindly. If he is not here, you Qin Lang decides whether to stay or not!" He lifted his feet and walked out, not wanting to be entangled any more, seeing that it was time for the peacock to eat again, he and Qin Qiong would meet at the snake house every day.

Qin Lang walked out of the office and walked into the passage, suddenly felt the wind whistling behind him, he immediately turned his head, and a huge vase was thrown towards him, but he had already avoided it, and almost instinctively closed his eyes.

But the expected pain did not come, only a "plop", as if something heavy fell to the ground, followed by a woman's yelling and cursing: "Damn! Dare to sneak attack! Shame on you!" At the same time There were also collision sounds and painful groans.

Qin Lang opened his eyes, and then looked at the scene in front of him almost dumbfounded. He saw Qin Shanluan lying on the ground, curling up his fat body in pain, and Xu He, the chief secretary, was kicking him with his high heels. Holding Qin Shanluan's butt, the vase was tightly held in Xu He's hand at this moment!

"I did something nasty, Qin Lang didn't send you to prison to eat cheaply, and dare to plot against him! Dead fat pig! Go to hell!" Xu He kicked and scolded, Qin Lang was startled at first, and then slowly sank His face turned pale.

"Little shepherd boy." Qin Lang said coldly, "I know it's you."

The woman's voice and movement stopped abruptly...

Qin Shanluan wailed and wanted to get up, but he only supported one arm and fell down again. He pointed at the woman and then at Qin Lang: "Qin Lang...you ordered this woman to murder me! Wait, I'm going to sue you, I'm going to sue you!"

Qin Lang fixed a glance at "Xu He", called two security guards to come up, and then turned to Qin Shanluan: "There is surveillance in the corridor, whether I ordered someone to murder you, or you wanted to murder me first, the camera will tell the truth , and," he squatted down, and kindly helped Qin Shanluan to sit up, "Uncle, if the police ask about the cause and effect of this attack, I think you will be the most difficult person to explain, right?"

Qin Shanluan was so angry that the fat on his face was trembling, he gritted his teeth with hatred, but there was nothing he could do, it was just a momentary impulse to smash Qin Lang with a vase, now he calmed down and found that Qin Lang had important evidence of his commercial crimes, which was enough to make him The rest of my life is beyond redemption.

The security came up quickly, and Qin Lang ordered quietly: "Send Mr. Qin to the hospital, and the medical expenses will be charged to my name."

Soon there were only two people left in the corridor. Qin Lang narrowed his eyes and looked at "Xu He": "I told you, don't get on other people's body."

The woman looked up at Qin Lang helplessly, she seemed to want to turn the tide: "Qin, Mr. Qin, I can't understand what you are talking about..."

Qin Lang looked at her silently.

She lowered her head, put the vase back on the shelf in the corridor, and turned her back to Qin Lang, that figure looked very helpless and lonely.

"How many days have you been here?" Qin Lang's question was thoughtless, but the woman's figure trembled.

"I, I just want to see you... I don't mean anything malicious..." She murmured, her voice sounded helpless, which made people feel a little pitiful for no reason.

"Going to someone else's body is to destroy one's own practice, you understand this truth better than me?" Qin Lang sighed, "You have been following me, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Anyway, anyway, I don't want to hurt you."

Qin Lang is a very keen person. He was the first to notice Qin Zhao's thoughts about Lu Jiu before, even earlier than Qin Zhao himself.Whether Hua Ling is trying to harm him, he can also feel it.

"I believe you won't harm me, but I can't keep you either." Qin Lang said frankly.

"I, I know, I'm leaving now." The woman said, and hurried out.

"Where is your body? I'll take you there."

She looked happy, and Qin Lang went on to say: "It's not a solution for you to wander around like this. I will send you to Fanshan Temple, and you can practice in the temple. If you can transform into a human form one day, you can walk in the world dignifiedly."

"Transforming?" The woman turned around and looked at Qin Lang in a daze, "If I want to transform, it may take hundreds or even thousands of years. By then, you will be long gone. Where can I find you?"

When Qin Lang heard this, his complexion couldn't help but change. He didn't want to be affectionate, but Hua Ling's words and deeds made him think too much. He took two steps back and lowered his eyes: "Then you go, you... ...and do it for yourself.”

"The two gentlemen are here again!" Xiao Zhu, the snake seller, had already piled baskets of prepared snakes at the door of the shop. Recently, he met a big customer who bought hundreds of catties of live snakes every day. One had two bars and three stars. He almost thought that these two people were going to do something great. After all, no one would think that so many snakes were brought back to eat.

"Today, there is a batch of green bamboo leaves, specially collected according to the two of you, the teeth are kept, you should be careful, if you are bitten by this thing, it will be terrible!" Xiaozhu kindly reminded.

It’s okay for the peacock to eat snakes every day, and he still needs to order menus. Qin Qiong fought with the peacock for some snake guts for the first two days, but now he puts the bamboo basket on the military card with a numb face, hoping that Lu Jiu will come back quickly and put the Send this guy away.

Qin Qiong also asked Peacock, since he came to deliver things, he should just put them down. His Royal Highness King Daming must have a lot of business, so it is not good to delay in the mortal world.Unexpectedly, Peacock said that he lost his spiritual power and couldn't even open the Qiankun bag, so he could only wait for Lu Jiu to come back.

"When will the third child and Xiao Lu come back? You still can't contact them?" Qin Qiong held an unlit cigarette in his mouth, held the steering wheel in one hand, and stretched out his hand to Qin Lang, "Lighter."

Qin Lang didn't move, as if he was in a daze.

"Hey! Hey!" Qin Qiong waved his palm in front of Qin Lang, "What are you thinking?"

Qin Lang sighed: "I'm thinking about that painting spirit."

"If you ask me, why did you let him go? Our family has enough goblins. Look, Xiaolu is a deer, Bai Luo is a panda, Manman is a phoenix, and there is a sleeping in the villa who eats hundreds of catties every day." Snake’s peacock, it’s no big deal to have one more painting!” Qin Qiong didn’t know about the painting spirit inducing Qin Lang to make a wish, only that Qin Lang let the painting spirit leave.

"He attaches himself to people to go out to have fun. If Xiaolu can tell at a glance when he comes back, according to Xiaolu's behavior style, I'm afraid he can't be spared." Especially since Hualing is still thinking about himself, Xiaolu will not be soft.

"Then what are you thinking about? You're out of your mind."

"I'm worried that something will happen to him if he keeps finding someone to possess him."

"Don't think about it. He's not a son. The third child treats Xiaolu like a son all day long. Don't imitate him."

Qin Lang laughed: "You are really... talking nonsense."

He took out a lighter from the storage compartment, flicked it twice and failed to ignite, then pushed open the doorway, "I'll go down and buy you a lighter."

There is a newsstand not far away. Qin Lang bought a lighter. When the boss was looking for money, he flipped through the newspapers on the stall. Recently, the news of the disappearance of many children is being paid attention to. The Ministry of Public Security has dismissed several deputy ministers. Boiling, the police stations from all over the country frantically investigated, but none of the children were found, and more and more were lost.

The old man at the newsstand handed over the change he got back. Seeing Qin Lang staring at the news, he shook his head and sighed: "It's a good thing that these children can't be found. God wants to punish mortals, but it also wants to keep the last seeds of human beings, baby." My son was picked up by the gods, and when the baby is picked up, the heavens will punish me!"

Qin Lang's eyes flashed, and he looked at the old man: "What do you mean?"

Xu felt that the young man was good-looking and polite, so the old man said a few more words: "A celestial master said that nowadays human beings don't respect gods, and they have done many immoral things that destroy mountains and dry up lakes. But they all live in deep mountains and marshes, and humans destroying the environment in these places is copying the homes of the gods, and the gods will of course punish humans!"

"Which god wants to punish humans?" Qin Lang asked enthusiastically.

"Of course it's the Jade Emperor!"

Qin Lang smiled: "But the Jade Emperor lives in the sky, and he doesn't live in the mountains."

The old man was not very happy when he was bullied: "You are ignorant, and the affairs of the gods are all under the control of the Jade Emperor. Even if he lives in the sky and his subordinates are ransacked, he has to help the people under him to vent their anger. ! Let me tell you, the catastrophe of the earthquake and tsunami these days is a sign of God's wrath!"

Qin Lang was speechless for a while, the earthquake was caused by Xuanyuan Zhou destroying the dragon veins, and the child was also taken away by him, why in some people, this heinous devil turned into the "God" who is about to judge mankind?But the so-called "celestial master" in the old man's mouth caught his attention. A serious heavenly master would never say such things to people.

He rolled up a few newspapers, pushed the change back to the old man, and asked sincerely: "Since the celestial master can see the will of heaven, can he have a way to save mankind?"

The old man looked Qin Lang up and down for a while: "Young man, if you want to survive this catastrophe safely, you must repent to the gods. If the gods forgive you, they can take you away and send you back after the punishment of heaven passes. , to build a new human world."

"How to repent?"

"Well, this is naturally arranged by the Heavenly Master."

Qin Lang wanted to ask again, but Qin Qiong waited impatiently in the car and came over: "Why did it take so long to buy a lighter?"

The old man shrank his neck in fright when he saw the two cents on Qin Qiong's shoulder, and swallowed back what he wanted to say to Qin Lang.

Qin Lang had no choice but to go back to the car with Qin Qiong, and told him what the old man said, Qin Qiong frowned: "Probably some kind of liar, pretending to be a ghost to scare these old people, cheating money?"

Qin Lang shook his head: "Ordinary people will only think that the child's disappearance is abducted and sold. How can it be blamed on some god? Although this statement is absurd, at least one thing is close to the truth, that is, the child is indeed not kidnapped by mortals. The one who was kidnapped, this so-called 'Heavenly Master', is probably not aimless."

Qin Qiong was smoking a cigarette and thinking about it, he looked out through the open window, suddenly his eyes lit up, he stretched out his head and shouted: "Guo Ziqiao! Guo Ziqiao!..."

Guo Ziqiao was coming out of a candle shop. He was wearing a white double-breasted gown, and a cloth bag embroidered with gossip patterns was slung across his body. It looked like he came out of a Taoist temple. He looked around when he heard the shout. After a while, he finally found Qin Qiong across the street.Unable to be overjoyed, she stepped forward: "Second Master Qin, Young Master Lang!"

He looked up at the military card of the tall horse: "What are you two doing? Driving such a big guy?"

Qin Qiong and Guo Ziqiao have shared life and death twice, and they regard each other as friends from the bottom of their hearts. If there is such a rare thing as the Peacock Daming King, they want to invite each other to watch it together.Qin Lang was more thoughtful, he beckoned the little Taoist to get into the car, and told Guo Ziqiao about the old man at the newsstand, Guo Ziqiao got out of the car and walked towards the newsstand without saying a word.

Who is Guo Ziqiao?He was a six-year-old who was able to hang out in the market and deceive people without paying for his life. With a three-inch tongue and a pair of piercing eyes that can read people's words, he disdained "charlatans..." This group has been small for 20 years, so the old man coaxed the old man to make an appointment with him to meet the celestial master at night. As long as he brought 20 cash, he didn't need to worry about anything else.

"Should be a liar." Guo Ziqiao's mood was a bit complicated. He had learned some common sense of Feng Shui in the past. In this way, he only charged a few dozen dollars for one visit, and occasionally he could earn a few dollars from a big customer. Thousands and tens of thousands of people can be happy for a long time. This liar will cost 20 yuan if he catches a few incomprehensible words.According to what the old man said, there are quite a few people who believe in this "celestial master". Three of them went with the old man tonight, including Guo Ziqiao.

"He said Tianshi had a divine beast that could predict the future." Guo Ziqiao shook his head and laughed. "It's probably an ordinary domesticated animal. He used some methods to scare people. Animal trainers in zoos know how to use these methods." .”

Hearing the mythical beast, Qin Lang and Qin Qiong exchanged glances. Isn't there a peacock living in their own home?

"Go back to our place first, Qin Lang and I will accompany you for a walk at night." Qin Qiong started the car.

"Then you have to hide well, the old man only let me go to see him alone." Guo Ziqiao added.

The military card was fast, and soon arrived at the villa in the suburbs. Guo Ziqiao followed Qin Lang into the hall, and was shocked at the first glance. The most gorgeous brocade in the world is even brighter. Guo Ziqiao's eyes widened and he was speechless: "This, this, this... this is..."

Usually during the day when there is no one around, Li Changgeng would come over to help watch the peacocks. When he heard the movement outside, he walked over from the dining table with his notebook in his arms: "Aren't you that little Taoist priest with seven yins and yangs?"

During the battle in Ling County, everyone knew about the relationship between Li Changgeng and fellow Lu Jiu. Guo Ziqiao restrained his expression and saluted respectfully: "Senior, you are polite."

Li Changgeng waved his hands, smiled and sat on the sofa, treating it like his own home, sitting cross-legged with his bare feet and his notebook resting on his lap, and beckoning to Guo Ziqiao: "Do you usually read novels? **文学网Don’t have an account? I opened a new novel, you come to add a favorite to me, remember to buy the whole book after joining V, I will send you a red envelope!”

At this time, the peacock smelled the smell of a live snake, jumped up from the ground, "Zhi Liu..." and jumped out by itself.

Guo Ziqiao managed to recover from his astonishment, and sat down respectfully beside Li Changgeng: "I have an account, and I usually like to follow novels, ah, speaking of which, my favorite Da Da has the same name as you, and his name is 'Shi Shi' The most handsome Li Changgeng', he writes mythological novels, jokingly speaking, it’s funny..." Guo Ziqiao suddenly widened his eyes, "You you you...you are... .”

"Haha!" Li Changgeng smiled triumphantly, his fat face could not even see his eyes, "I am the most handsome Li Changgeng in history."

At this time, because Qin Qiong opened the lids on the bamboo baskets for the peacocks in the back compartment of the military truck, he came in a step late. He heard Li Changgeng's self-introduction as soon as he stepped into the living room. After a pause, Qin Qiong walked excitedly. Walking over, he stared at Li Changgeng with eagerness and admiration: "You are actually Li Changgeng? The Li Changgeng who wrote "Those Things About Chang'e and the Emperor Canopy"? Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Qin Lang was sitting on the sidelines bored, not understanding why he just went home and witnessed a small meeting between the author and the readers. The two book fans asked for autographs at the same time, expressing their endless reverence for Da Da. It's like seeing each other late, holding each other's hands for a long time and not letting go.

"In the future, don't throw mines at me anymore. The commission on the website is too high. Come on, let's add a WeChat/letter and just send me a red envelope..." Li Changgeng didn't have a lot of self-cultivation, and his eyes were full. The symbol of the coin is very similar to the deer nine. The gods come down to earth, and everyone loves money like their lives. Where did this problem come from.

Qin Lang pressed his temples to endure for a long time, and resigned to his fate, he went to the kitchen to make dinner.It has been a long time since Lu Jiu had hired a servant in the villa. Since Lu Jiu came back from the Underworld, this is their hidden base. When several people are here, the meals are all handed over to him. Forced to show decent cooking skills.

"Grandma, the life in heaven you wrote is so down-to-earth, as if you have experienced it yourself. I like your nonsense nonsense about the emperor of heaven and the fairies the most..." After the three of them chatted There was no taboo on the topic, and Guo Ziqiao gradually let go.

"Who said Da Da is talking nonsense!" Qin Qiong dissatisfied, "Obviously it is a documentary novel, and the Peacock Daming King lives in our house, so what Da Da wrote must be true, right Da Da?"

Qin Eyes of Little Stars Book Fan Qiong looked at Li Changgeng eagerly.

Guo Ziqiao fell off the sofa directly, and the decibel vibration made the roof of the villa tremble more than ten meters high: "What are you talking about? Peacock Daming King!"

Qin Qiong looked at him strangely: "Didn't you see it just now? I think he ran out of this living room?"

Guo Ziqiao tremblingly climbed up from the ground: "Peacock Daming King? Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King?"

Li Changgeng said: "Actually, Maha is not considered the mother of the Buddha, it's just a biography in the world. The Buddha came out of his back, not born."

Guo Ziqiao continued trembling: "Then you...your name is Li Changgeng," Guo Ziqiao remembered that this person had introduced himself to Yiwen when he was in Ling County, "The Taoist name is Taibai, and he studied under the Tushi Palace Taishang Lao Zu..."

Li Changgeng nodded: "Exactly."

Guo Ziqiao knelt down again with a "plop": "Daozu... Daozu..."

"Hey!" Li Changgeng quickly waved his hands, "Ancestor Dao is the teacher, so don't shout!"

Guo Ziqiao felt that he was really proud of himself, if his master had heard that he was here, he would have passed away screaming, but he was still awake, eating at the same table with Taoist patriarch Taibai Jinxing!Although his legs were weak, his hands were shaking, and his teeth were chattering and chattering.He mourned silently for the master in his heart. At that time, Taibai Jinxing took the initiative to report his family name, but his master still kept him at a respectful distance. What did he say when he heard it? "Alchemy is a crooked way, and my orthodox way is disdainful!" That heavenly deity, please forgive Master for his blindness!

Not long after the meal, Qin Qiong and Qin Lang sent Guo Ziqiao to the old man's house in the newsstand. Guo Ziqiao didn't wear a tracker, but Qin Lang gave him a sound transmission talisman, which was folded into a small triangle and embedded in his collar. Works better than any bug.

The old man's surname was Zhang. When Guo Ziqiao knocked on the door, there were already two people in Zhang's house, a middle-aged man in his forties and a woman in her fifties. Did not speak.

Old man Zhang took them into a car, and the driver was a young Shamate young man in his twenties.The car traveled through the city for half an hour, and finally stopped at a very ordinary residential building.That building looks very old, too, the property management of the new building is generally strict, if there are people who often enter and exit a room, the property management will have noticed it.

Several people followed old man Zhang into the corridor and stopped on the third floor. Before old man Zhang could knock on the door, the door opened with a "squeak". The living room was actually empty.

"Uncle Zhang, why is there no one in this room?" Guo Ziqiao asked strangely, while looking at the living room, which was several tens of square meters in size.

There is a shrine at the entrance, on which there are several white lime statues. Guo Ziqiao, an orthodox Taoist priest, can't recognize which gods he is offering. There are many futons scattered on the ground, which should be for people to kneel down. Yes, in addition to this, the most conspicuous thing in the living room is the huge stick in the northeast corner. The stick is about three meters high and more than one meter in diameter. The stick in an ordinary temple is only this big, and it is densely filled with bamboo sticks.