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Bai Changzhi's words belonged to his younger brother and Yu Shu'er, which made Bai Fengtang and Yu Tang confused. Bai Fengtang was very embarrassed, and Yu Tang was even more embarrassed.

"That...Master Bai, what's the trouble with you? What's the relationship between us? I didn't know you before?"

Bai Changzhi let out a long sigh, looked at the two children, then took out the cigarette case from his pocket, took out a cigarette, and handed it to Yu Tang, who repeatedly waved his hands to express his disapproval.Bai Fengtang brought the ashtray, found a lighter and lit a cigarette for Bai Changzhi, then nestled on the sofa and started the story listening mode.Yu Tang was also full of curiosity. Originally, he thought that there were only four relatives in the family: grandfather, uncle and aunt, and Yu Chi, but he didn't expect that there was another uncle Bai. How could it not be surprising.

Besides, Bai Changzhi took a deep puff of the cigarette and exhaled a smoke ring, which caused Bai Fengtang to stay far away, and sat beside Yu Tang involuntarily.Bai Changzhi opened his mouth and said, "Twenty years ago, your parents and I were classmates, and we both went to school at Nong'an Teachers College. Now that college has responded to the call of the country and has been expanded into a normal school, but when we went to school, it was just a school. College. Your father and I have a very good relationship. We were close buddies when we were in school. After graduation, your parents got married, and I also attended their wedding. Later, with your father’s introduction, I worshiped your grandpa As a teacher, I learned some skills, and even today, I still rely on these skills to earn a living." As he spoke, Bai Changzhi felt lost, and his tone was full of helplessness and remorse, "If it weren't for the accident that happened back then, I would have lost my life." Your father lost his life, and I will not be kicked out of the school by your grandfather, and I have no face to go back to see his old man."

Yu Tang's heart churned for a while, but in the end he sat quietly without saying a word.Seeing his unusual calmness, Bai Changzhi asked, "Did your grandfather tell you everything about that year?"

Yu Tang shook his head and replied, "On the contrary, he didn't mention a word, and I don't know anything."

Bai Changzhi was taken aback for a moment, and then he gradually became relieved, "It seems that the old man, Master, still refuses to forgive me. Hey... Do you want to know what happened back then, so I can tell you?"

"No!" Yu Tang said firmly.

The reason is very simple. Grandpa never mentioned this matter to me, which means that if I know the whole story of this matter, it will definitely be bad for me, or even dangerous.As for Bai Changzhi, grandpa never mentioned it to him, which meant that grandpa didn't want to have anything to do with him.Judging from the fact that he can put zombies in his daughter's room and use the coffin as a bed for her to sleep in, it shows that he is not a good cake.For such people, it is better to keep a respectful distance.

Yu Tang's pursuit in life is very simple, buy a building where he can poop in the house, marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, make money to support his family, be filial to his grandfather, and live an ordinary life.Although it is impossible for Mr. Yin Yang like him to live a truly ordinary life, he still wants to be as ordinary as possible and avoid some earth-shattering and dramatic life events, because generally people who experience these events do not end well. , which he concluded from history books and novels.As for the accident of my father, I have no interest in it. Why would someone who has been dead for more than [-] years find out?In Yu Tang's childhood, there were only his grandfather, uncle and aunt, Yu Chi and the watchdog Biaozi.

Bai Changzhi obviously didn't expect Yu Tang to be so decisive. He didn't want to know the reason for his father's death, so he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed, but he still said: "No matter what, I'm still your grandfather's apprentice, even if he kicks me out of the teacher's school , I have to respect him as an old man. Yu Tang, from now on, we will be called brothers and sisters. If you don’t want me to call you Uncle Yu, we will have our own opinions. Senior brother will not meddle in the affairs of you young people Of course, if you want to know about your father, you can come to me at any time, senior brother, I know everything, and I can talk endlessly."

Yu Tang nodded, thinking that Bai Changzhi had said something useful, then got up and said, "In this case, I will call you senior brother. Senior brother, burying a dead body at home is like attracting ghosts to your door, so I won't say much about you." I also understand that it's better to deal with it as soon as possible, it's good for you and Bai Fengtang. If there's nothing else, I'll go back first, junior brother, today is regarded as playing truant, I have to go back to class."

After hearing this, Bai Changzhi turned his head to look at Bai Fengtang: "That's right, girl, why didn't you attend class today, and also played truant?"

Bai Fengtang pouted, and said, "You've brought zombies into your house, can I stop? Give me money!"

"What money do you give, the school has to pay tuition again?" Bai Changzhi asked.

"Of course I paid for my accommodation. There is a dead body at home, so don't expect me to still live at home." Bai Fengtang said angrily.

Bai Changzhi took out the money and said, "Okay, little ancestor, I'll just give it to you. How long do you plan to live outside?"

Bai Fengtang: "Then it's uncertain. Who knows when you, the zombie, will be taken away? I can't bear to take this one away and get another one back."

After hearing this, Bai Changzhi stuffed back the money he took out, and Bai Fengtang said urgently when he saw it: "Why, you took what you took out and took it back?"

Bai Changzhi shook his head helplessly, threw a bank card on the tea table, glanced at Yu Tang again, and said, "Be careful."

Bai Fengtang picked up the bank card and was about to follow Yu Tang, Bai Changzhi asked: "Junior brother, let's meet for the first time and have a meal together?" Unexpectedly, Bai Fengtang shook the bank card in his hand and said : "I invited you for you, you hurry up and deal with the zombies."

With a bang, the door was slammed shut. Bai Changzhi lay on the sofa smoking a cigarette, squinted his eyes, and said to himself, "Old Tie, I never thought I would see your son again. Don't worry, I will." Those who take good care of him for you will definitely find that picture and pay homage to your dead soul."

On the other side, the two of Yu Tang took the elevator downstairs.In the elevator, Yu Tang's complexion was not good. Bai Fengtang said: "At first, I thought it would be miserable enough for me to have no mother, but I didn't expect you to be worse than me. You don't have any parents, so you are really not interested in your father's death." ?"

Yu Tang glanced at her, "Not interested."

Bai Fengtang: "I said why my dad always hugs a memorial tablet and cries in Xiangtang. It turns out that it is your dad. In this way, we two are really destined."

Yu Tang didn't speak, but Bai Fengtang said again: "It's a coincidence, you are still my father's younger brother. Forget it, I will treat you to a good meal for him. It is a reward for you to go home with me. If you want to eat What?"

When he talked about eating, Yu Tang was really hungry. He touched his belly and said, "I want to eat dumplings, stuffed with pork and sauerkraut."

"No problem!" Bai Fengtang snapped her fingers, and the elevator door opened in response. When they reached the first floor, the two walked out of the elevator and came to the door of the community. Delicious dumplings!"

Yu Tang rolled his eyes and followed Bai Fengtang into the taxi.

The two found a restaurant and ordered two plates of dumplings. When the hot dumplings were served, Yu Tang picked up the chopsticks and was about to pick them up, but Bai Fengtang protected the dumplings and said with a look on his face, "Wait a minute, I want to eat dumplings. You have to answer a few questions for me first."

Yu Tang: "What, are you one hundred thousand why?"

Bai Fengtang: "Yes, my sister just has a lot of questions, so I won't give you food if you don't answer."

Yu Tang threw his chopsticks, "Then I have a hundred thousand, why not!"

Bai Fengtang giggled, and Yu Tang stared straight at him. He couldn't resist beauties and dumplings, so he simply ignored it and said, "Forget it, ask me quickly, I'm still waiting to eat dumplings." , I'm hungry."

Bai Fengtang: "First question, how old are you this year?"

Yu Tang: "You were born in 94, how old do you think you are?"

Bai Fengtang picked up a dumpling in Yu Tang's bowl with chopsticks, "Cut, it's not as big as me."

Yu Tang hurriedly picked it up and swallowed it in one gulp, it made him hiss when it was hot.

Bai Fengtang asked again: "Who else is there in your family?"

"What are you doing, check your household registration?" Yu Tang asked rhetorically.

Bai Fengtang knocked on the table, "Do you still want to eat dumplings?"

"Okay, okay, I said." Yu Tang rolled his eyes, "Grandpa, uncle, aunt, dog Yuchi."

"Gou Yuchi?" "Gou and Yuchi, Yuchi is my cousin."

"What about Sun Feiliang?" "It's not Feiliang, he's called Hu Jiji, he's a vixen."

"Hu dick?" "Fox dick."

"...Then why does Sun Feiliang look like that?" "I told him to change, as long as he wants, he can also change into your look."

"So amazing? Can you lend me a few days to play?" "No!"

"Why?" "Even if he is a vixen, he is still a male fox. There is a difference between men and women, this coquettish fox always plays nude art, do you want to see naked men every day?"

Bai Fengtang shook his head, looking disappointed, Yu Tang seized the opportunity and asked back: "Let me ask you a few questions instead."

Bai Fengtang nodded: "Ask."

"You are very brave. You are a female ghost and a zombie. Now you can still eat dumplings with me as if nothing happened?"

"My father has always been a gods and gods. He is full of ghosts and snakes every day. I have been used to it since I was a child. Even if I see it with my own eyes, I will be afraid for a while, and it doesn't matter after it passes."

"Then you're not interested in your dad's career?" "I've asked many times, but every time he's vague, I'm not interested. Anyway, I can make money and spend it on me."

Yu Tang smiled awkwardly, and said in a low voice, "I guess...just my guess, I think your father should be a grave robber."

Bai Fengtang was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "You've read too many novels. If my dad was a grave robber, he would have been caught by the police sooner? And I haven't seen him interested in any antiques for so many years."

Yu Tang: "Your father may have stolen the corpse."

As soon as he said this, Bai Fengtang's smile immediately froze, and he became worried, and then asked: "Are those corpses dangerous?"

Yu Tang pulled a dumpling out of his mouth and said while chewing: "Generally speaking, the corpse is dead and there is no danger. At most, it is like a mob in an online game. It will be killed after a cutscene. But The one in your bedroom is definitely NPC-level! I don’t know what your dad did with this old monster, it might be because of the high price.”

After hearing this, Bai Fengtang grabbed Yu Tang's hand: "Isn't my dad in danger? You should think of a way to save him. I'm just such a relative. What should I do if something happens to him?"

Seeing that she was really scared, Yu Tang quickly comforted her and said, "Don't worry, it's me according to your father... My senior brother, generally speaking, he should be able to handle it."

"What if it's an unusual situation?" "An extraordinary situation... It depends on how many percent of the spells he has learned from my grandfather. If it is less than [-]%, it will be dangerous."

"Ah! Then if my dad is in danger, will you help?"

"No...ah yes." Yu Tang was about to cry when he saw Bai Fengtang, so he quickly changed his words.

Bai Fengtang felt relieved now, and pushed a plate of dumplings in front of Yu Tang with a smile.

After eating the dumplings, Yu Tang burped and asked, "Where are you going if you can't go home?"

Bai Fengtang thought for a while, and said: "Go to your place, your place is close to the school, it is convenient to go to school, and you are my father's younger brother, you have the responsibility and obligation to take me in."

"No." Yu Tang shook his head like a rattle, "I don't have any extra beds."

"Go and buy a bed, it's OK, your two bedrooms and one living room are more than enough for two people." Bai Fengtang blinked, flickering, very beautiful.

"It still doesn't work, you go to a hotel, anyway, you have money, I'm used to living alone."

"I'll help you share half of the rent and utility bills, and I'll treat you to dumplings every month, stuffed with pork and sauerkraut."

"make a deal!"

I swear, I just want to eat dumplings, Yu Tang said to himself.