My friends told me not to poison late at night

While chatting with Long Yuhao, there was another WeChat message reminder. Tangdi clicked on it and found that it was sent by Zhang Fei. The message was very short, only one sentence, but Tangdi was stunned.

"Little brother, I may become a pan-taker."

Tang Di hurriedly responded to the message and asked, "What's going on?"

There was no news from Zhang Fei for a long time.

On the contrary, Long Yuhao has been teasing Tangdi persistently on WeChat.

Tang Di was very worried, but no matter how he sent a message to Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei had no answer, and he was helpless, so he could only talk to Long Yuhao first, and then called Zhang Fei.

"jingle jingle jingle jingle..."

The melodious singing sounded, and after singing two or three more lines, the person on the other side picked up the phone, "Hello?"

Tangdi said, "It's me, Zhang Fei, what happened when you said in WeChat that you became a Panxia?"

Zhang Fei sighed again and again on the phone, and said, "Hey, it's just my bad luck. Didn't I tell you before that I found a new girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"My girlfriend...she's pregnant."

Tangdi's heart skipped a beat.

"Then... are you still going to be with her?"

Zhang Fei's voice was very anxious, "I don't know, I'm in a mess right now," and then the voice of drinking came from the phone, and Zhang Fei smacked his mouth and said, "I'm absolutely I won't raise other people's sons! But...but Xiaofei..."

Tangdi said, "Don't worry, just calm down and think about it after you clear your mind. Drink less wine!"

Zhang Fei said helplessly, "What can I do? I just hope to get drunk and relieve my worries. I really don't know how this kind of thing can happen to me. I am obviously such an excellent young man. "

Tangdi responded helplessly, "Yes, yes, you are so good and outstanding, it is all unfair. You should drink less, and don't forget that you got otitis media from drinking too much before! If you don't want to have otitis media again Just drink less!"

Zhang Fei didn't agree, and said vaguely, "The only way to relieve my worries is Du Kang. Let's not talk for now, I'm in a mess." Then hung up the phone.

Tang Di looked at the phone, feeling helpless.

He hung up the phone without waiting for him to reply. It seems that Zhang Fei is really in a bad mood this time.

Having said that, Zhang Fei found out that his girlfriend Li Lingfei was pregnant shortly before sending Tangdi a WeChat message.

He was carrying a lot of lo mei at that time, preparing to surprise his girlfriend.

My girlfriend is a young girl who came out to work at a young age. She has a poor education and graduated from a junior college. She works as a cashier in a supermarket next to a community in the city where Zhang Fei works. The monthly salary is [-], which is true. It's not high, but it's low enough to maintain the little girl's monthly living expenses.

Of course, this is to maintain life, no amount of enjoyment is definitely impossible.

Li Lingfei likes to eat lo mei, but these days, everything is expensive, and good lo mei is not cheap. In order to save money, she doesn't often buy it. She only buys some when Zhang Fei is looking for her, and gives it to Zhang Fei, a good wine guy. Have a drink and satisfy your hunger by the way.

Zhang Fei knew that his girlfriend was greedy, and also knew that his girlfriend usually saves money, so he didn't inform his girlfriend this time, and bought a lot of lo mei to make a surprise attack, planning to surprise her.

Who knew, instead of giving him a surprise, he gave his girlfriend quite a shock.

Li Lingfei felt something was wrong with her body half a month ago. Although her stomach was still flat, Li Lingfei sensitively felt that her taste had changed.In addition to stewed meat, she also likes to eat fishy meat and mutton, but recently she has changed her taste. She likes to eat sour and sweet, and also likes spicy food, and she feels like vomiting when she smells fishy.

Li Lingfei couldn't believe that she was pregnant, but she was very cautious.

So, one day, Li Lingfei bought a pregnancy test stick at the big pharmacy next to her apartment.

She also hesitated for a long time.

During this period of time, she has been convincing herself that she probably just changed her taste occasionally, and she is not really pregnant.But at the same time, she was also afraid of what would happen if she was really pregnant.Therefore, she took out the pregnancy test stick for more than a week after she bought it, that is, the day Zhang Fei came to her for buying lo mei.

When Zhang Fei knocked on the door, Li Lingfei was taking a pregnancy test. After the knock on the door, she didn't even have time to see the result, so she hurriedly put the pregnancy test stick under the pillow.

As a result, Zhang Fei, a brat, insisted on playing around with her, so he went directly into her room, and pressed Li Lingfei on the bed for rubbing, and finally, he rubbed out the pregnancy test stick that he hadn't received in time.

Zhang Fei was stunned when he saw the pregnancy test stick. Li Lingfei immediately sensed that something was wrong, so she lied at the time, "This pregnancy test stick is not mine, but my friend came to play with it!"

Zhang Fei was in a hurry, picked up the pregnancy test stick and looked, scared!Two bars!

He realized that he might be a panchayder, and he was so angry that he said, "What kind of joke are you kidding! What kind of friend can walk around with a pregnancy test stick! Li Lingfei, you can do it! I like you so much, but in the end you just Take me as a taker!"

Li Lingfei's face turned pale, and she quickly explained, "No, I... I didn't know I was pregnant. Wait, I haven't watched the result yet!"

Li Lingfei snatched the pregnancy test stick from Zhang Fei, and she was also dumbfounded.

Two bars.

pregnant!

She said in a daze, "What's the matter... How did I get pregnant... Just a few times, how did I get pregnant..."

Zhang Fei threw a few bags of lo-mei and left directly.

The door was slammed against the wall with a loud "Boom!"

Li Lingfei looked at the pregnancy test stick in her hand and knew that Zhang Fei had misunderstood, but she also felt a sudden fear in her heart, so she didn't catch up.

So, Zhang Fei, who was overwhelmed with anger, ran back to his home, bought a bunch of beer, and started drinking decadently at home.He couldn't figure it out, couldn't figure it out at all.Is he too nice?Or look too much like a fool?How can I be regarded as an "honest person"?

In the past, he would have a good time when he saw the jokes about Jie Pan Xia, saying "Happy to be a father", but when it was his turn, he couldn't enjoy it at all.

Now he is sad and angry, drinking is as tasteless as drinking water, and his mouth is full of bitter taste.

He really likes Li Lingfei.

Li Lingfei does not look pretty, at most she is handsome, but Li Lingfei treats him very well, gentle, considerate, obedient, and has never been in a hurry with him. He always meets some beautiful girls at work Li Lingfei never cared about it, she just said that she knew it was his job, and as long as he didn't really cheat, she would accept it.

Zhang Fei thought that this was why Li Lingfei was better than other women.

look!His wife, who is obedient and sensible, can manage the house and live without being jealous or jealous, is much better than other women who are clamoring for food, drink, lipstick, and famous brands, and they are so heavenly that they will die!

But, thinking about it now, where would a woman be so obedient.

Those who think they are caring, actually don't care!

There is such a joke on the Internet, now that I think about it, it is so fucking right!

There is this kind of woman who doesn't quarrel, doesn't get jealous, doesn't get jealous, doesn't ask you to take care of her, doesn't ask you to do this or that, and doesn't interfere with your playing games, but this woman doesn't love you either.

Isn't this fucking talking about Li Lingfei!

Everything that is sensible and well-behaved is fake!

fake!

This is clearly because I feel ashamed for letting someone else become a receiver!

What kindness and gentleness are all fake!She just felt that she was cheap, so she didn't dare to be so arrogant!

Zhang Fei's resentment turned into alcohol addiction. One bottle of wine, two bottles of wine, three bottles of wine... Before long, the floor of his apartment was full of beer bottles.

After all, Tang Di was also worried about his roommate.

So after he brought Xie Yuchen back home, he settled down with Xie Yuchen, took the train and returned to the city where he worked before.Zhang Fei and him work in the same city.

Then, Tang Di took a hasty rest for the night in his apartment - after several days of train rides, and a few days without a good rest, he was a little bit overwhelmed.Moreover, Tang Di had a hunch that it would take a lot of effort to persuade Zhang Fei.So he just slept in the apartment for the night first.The next day, I just bought some steamed buns and side dishes and rushed to the place where Zhang Fei lived.

I was so anxious that I didn't even eat breakfast.

Arriving at Zhang Fei's apartment, Tangdi rang the doorbell for a long time before someone inside opened the door.

As soon as the door was opened, the smell of alcohol rushed out of the room, making Tangdi frown.

Then Tang Di dragged Zhang Fei's collar into the room, and sure enough, he saw beer bottles all over the floor.He sighed, "I told you to drink less. You're not afraid of having otitis media again!" Zhang Fei loves to drink, but whenever he has something on his mind, his hobby doubles.I had an otitis media attack after failing the postgraduate entrance examination before, and my ears were half deaf, not to mention still hurting to death.

Carrying Zhang Fei to the sofa and sitting down, Tangdi put the side dishes and steamed buns on the table, went to the kitchen to get chopsticks to eat, and said, "Hurry up and eat something, put it on the bar. Your ears are not working, don't I ended up with a bad stomach after drinking it."

Zhang Fei looked at Tangdi's delicious food, and he didn't eat seriously for two days, and he was hungry.Gurgling.He picked up the pair of chopsticks that Tang Diduo had brought over, and started to eat too.

The side dishes are cold gluten and pig ears, and there is also a mixed cold dish, not many, just fill the stomach. Tangdi eats fast, Zhang Fei eats a lot, and eats up all the side dishes in a short time, Tangdi Say, "Okay, now tell me what's going on?"

Zhang Fei was still unsatisfied after eating, and said, "Why did you buy such a small amount? It's not enough to eat at all."

Tangdi laughed, "These are your usual two meals. I have been busy these two days, so I haven't eaten well. I guess you haven't eaten since yesterday, so you feel that it is not enough."

Zhang Fei sniffled, he was full, his stomach was full, and he had time to think.

Thinking about it this way, he felt wronged.I'm really wronged, the kind that I want to cry out when I'm wronged.

But Zhang Fei wasn't full yet, which made him feel even more wronged. "I still have a few barrels of instant noodles here. Brother, you are a good cooker. Please help me make them. I will tell you when I am full."

Tang Di stood up, feeling that he was indeed not full.After saying "OK", he went to the kitchen, took out four or five buckets of noodles from the refrigerator, and took a kettle to boil water.

In the end, five buckets of instant noodles were soaked, and they were placed on the table in a row, looking extremely objective.

Zhang Fei was stunned when he saw the five buckets of instant noodles, "So much?"

Tang Di took a bucket and started to eat, "If you don't eat it, leave it to me. Things like instant noodles are not enough to support two buckets, but when people are hungry, three buckets are not enough. I am hungry."

Zhang Fei rubbed his nose and said, "I'm hungry too. I won't give it to you!"

Tang Di asked while eating, "Tell me, what's going on?"

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but Zhang Fei wants to cry when he talks about it.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu like whoa.

"She still lied to me, saying it wasn't hers! What the hell! Someone took it from her house! Who went out to play with friends and brought a pregnancy test stick!"