My friends told me not to poison late at night

Tangdi is going back to his hometown to find a job.

Tang Di talked about this in the wechat group of her roommates.

Everyone expressed their understanding.Who wants to leave their hometown and go to a place far away if they can find a job close to home?But among the roommates, only Zhang Fei reacted the most.

"Aww! My little brother is going to abandon me! Little brother, you are so ruthless!"

Tang Di replied, "Probably because you are ugly."

"...Little brother, get out! Don't come back!"

So Tang Di returned the apartment, and then packed most of the salutes that could not be taken away on the freight, while he took the salutes that could be taken away, and took the train home.

There were not many people on the train, probably because it was not a holiday at this time, Tang Di still sat in a hard seat, because there were few people, so he could lie on the chair and sleep at night.

When he returned home after a tiring journey, his parents still came to pick him up by car, and it was his father who drove. When Tang Di came home, he saw a snack shop outside, and he couldn't help but get hungry.

"Dad, I want to eat spicy skewers and malatang."

Tang's father felt sorry for his son.Especially happy to see his son going home to find a job, regardless of Tang's mother always talking about those are junk food, she parked the car on the side of the road to buy snacks for her son. "Buy, buy, buy! Eat whatever you want! The food on the train is so bad, you must be hungry already."

"Yes, I moved back this time. I didn't buy anything before I left. I just ate a bowl of instant noodles on the train. Now I'm so hungry that I'm eating myself."

Tang's father was very distressed, "Oh, isn't your intestines absorbing your own feces now? This can't be done, hurry up, eat something."

Tangdi: "...Dad!"

Tang's father laughed out loud.

Tang Di was about to slaughter his father's wallet severely.So Tang Di not only bought spicy skewers and malatang, but also grilled cold noodles, grilled gluten, grilled squid, and candied haws.Bean paste stuffing!

Tang's father watched his son bury his head in eating, and felt relieved.

The son is still at home!

He always feels lonely when his son is not at home.

They couldn't eat in the car, and Tangdi was very hungry, so the two of them stood on the curb to eat - Tang's father couldn't help himself when he saw Tangdi's delicious food, so he ate together.

While eating, a young man walked over with two children in his arms and said, "Daddy will take you to eat once! Don't let your grandma know, do you understand? Oh, of course your grandma won't talk about Daddy!" Earth, but your father will be scolded!"

The young man approached, saw Tangdi and Tang's father sharply, and immediately greeted them. "Hi~ Tang Di, do you remember me?"

Tang Di stopped eating and glanced at the young man.

Tall, with wheat-colored skin, and a sunny and handsome face.

"you are?"

The young man showed his white teeth with a smile, and said, "It was in the small square over there before." He turned and pointed, "You brought my child to me."

Tang Di remembered.

"It's you!" Then he said with a smile, "Are you here to buy snacks too?"

The young man nodded, "Yes~ My mother always thinks that those are junk food and won't let me and my two babies eat them, so this time we came out to steal them!"

Tang Di was deeply convinced, "Yes, yes, my mother always said the same, and said that the roadside stalls are full of gutter oil, which cannot be eaten at all."

"That's right, my mother said the same thing. But..." The young man... no, because he should be a man, the man said with a smile, "I don't clean up, I don't get sick after eating, I haven't eaten anything since I was a child Question, is there no need to make such a fuss at all!"

"Yes, yes, I think so too." Tang's father said, "My wife is too superstitious about those so-called chicken soup texts."

The man said, "My mother also loves to read chicken soup articles! Not only that, but she also believes in those popular science articles in Moments! Hey, in fact, many of those articles are nonsense. I also read an article that said not to use a spoon Eating watermelon! It is said that it is harmful to your health, but when you click on it, you find that the reason is just because you eat too much watermelon with a spoon! Isn’t this nonsense!”

Tang's father said, "That's right, that's right, my wife is also like this. I can't believe the random articles posted in the WeChat circle. In fact, many of those articles are fake. People with education and level like me can tell at a glance. figure it out."

Both Tang Di and the man laughed.

Taking the opportunity, the man looked Tangdi up and down again, and he said, "I haven't told you yet, have I? My name is Si Nan Ke, Si Nan is my surname, and Ke is my first name, taken from Nan Ke Yimeng."

Tangdi said, "Your name sounds really nice."

Si Nanke said, "Where is it, your name is nice, Tangdi, Tangdi Zhihua, it sounds very elegant."

Tang's father said proudly, "That's not true! I took it!"

Si Nanke smiled and complimented Tang's father, "That's right, uncle looks like a cultural person!"

Si Nanke said, "I haven't said yet, Long Yuhao is my younger brother, I'll trouble you to take care of him these days."

Tangdi was stunned.

Tang's father was also stunned.

Si Nanke continued to explain, "Long Yuhao is my boyfriend's younger brother, that is, my younger brother."

Tang Di tremblingly said, "Are you... sister-in-law?"

Si Nanke smiled and showed his white teeth, looking cheerful, "That's right. Brother, hello~" As he spoke, he extended his hand and shook Tang Di.

Tang's father hesitated and said, "I remember, Long Yuhao's brother is called Long Yuchen, right?"

"Yes, that's my husband." Si Nanke nodded decisively.

At this moment, the child in Si Nanke's arms yelled, "Dad, Chuan Chuan!" "Dad, you've been chatting with them for a long time!"

Tang's father looked at Si Nanke in admiration, and said, "You can hold the two children so steadily, the young man is very strong!"

Si Nanke said proudly, "That's right, I was born with strength. People have always said that I have great strength since I was a child!"

Si Nanke put down the child, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened WeChat to scan the QR code, and said, "We will be a family from now on, why don't we add a friend?"

Tang Di hurriedly put down his food, took out his mobile phone, and scanned a QR code for Si Nanke. Si Nanke's children started to make trouble again, so Si Nanke apologized to them, and then went to buy spicy skewers with the children in his arms. .

At this time, Tang's mother also called to remind her. After Tangdi walked over to say goodbye to Si Nanke, she also picked up the food and drove away with Tang's father.

In the evening, when Si Nanke came home, he saw his mother-in-law sitting on the sofa, and his father-in-law sitting on the side sofa, sitting upright.

Si Nanke stuck out his tongue, leaned over with a smile, and said, "Mom, I met Tangdi today."

The mother-in-law originally put on the posture of three trials, and wanted to ask Si Nanke about taking the child to eat junk food again, but when she heard this sentence, her eyes lit up, and she tilted her head and asked Si Nanke, "Did you see Is our second child's favorite? Is he handsome? What kind of personality? Is it offensive or passive?"

As a result, the father-in-law's face turned black.

"What is Tangdi not Tangdi? What kind of mess are they? Don't get in touch with that kind of person in the future. Maybe they are here to cheat our second child... Ouch!"

A high-heeled shoe was slammed on the father-in-law's face, smashing him to pieces.

The father-in-law died down.

The mother-in-law was still leaning against Si Nanke in a docile manner, asking this and that.

Si Nanke replied, "He's pretty handsome! He's so handsome with a gentle and bookish air! He's a gentle person at first glance. As for Gong Shou... I think it should be Shou!"

"What bookishness! If you are really a scholar, you shouldn't mess around with any messy relationship between men and women... Damn!"

The other high-heeled shoe slammed on the father-in-law's face again, the strength was even stronger than the previous one.Father-in-law, died.

"Really? That's really great." The mother-in-law was so happy that her face was blooming.She suddenly yelled, "Son! Bring Mama's checkbook here! Mama must carry it with you at all times!"

Si Nanke was puzzled, "What are you doing with the checkbook, Ma Ma?"

The mother-in-law said, "Mama wants to feel the thrill of throwing a 500 million check in someone's face!"

Si Nanke couldn't help but think of his jade bracelet that was promoted to become a family heirloom just before the wedding.

……

Ma Ma's interest is really the same as before, it's strange...

Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Walking down the stairs alone, he saw his mother snuggling up against his wife, his face darkened, "Mama! Don't take advantage of our little Sinan! Little Sinan is mine!"

The mother-in-law's face turned black, "Oh, Xiao Sinan is so handsome, what's the matter with letting others rely on you? Your father is old, middle-aged, greasy and has a beer belly,"

Hearing the words, the father-in-law, who finally recovered his breath, immediately sucked in his stomach.

"Not as handsome as our little Sinan!"

"Handsomeness is mine too!" Humph, Ma Ma is robbing Xiao Sinan from others, big villain!Long Yuchen's attitude was very firm.

"Hmph! Boss is a big villain!" The mother-in-law stuck out her tongue at Long Yuchen.

Si Nanke was sitting on the sidelines laughing.

Very good, it seems that the matter of taking Niuniu and Doll to eat at the roadside stall this time is over.

Long Yuhao also came down from upstairs, and asked Si Nanke, "Sister-in-law, have you seen Tang Di? Where did you see him?"

Si Nanke said, "It was still around the square last time, and he was eating snacks! I... just met him after a cough, and we chatted for a while."

Long Yuhao couldn't help laughing, "Is he a very good person?"

Si Nanke nodded, "Yes, very good, handsome, and very talkative, that's pretty good."

The mother-in-law said proudly, "Oh yes, my two sons have good eyesight!"

Then she came to her senses and realized something was wrong, her face turned dark, and she directly twisted Long Yuchen's ear, "Boss!!! How many times have I told you! Keep an eye on Xiao Sinan and Niuniuwa, don't eat them!" The roadside stall outside!"

Long Yuchen, who was reluctant to let his wife be scolded, bravely resisted all the guilt, and assured his mother in a low voice, "Mom, there will never be a next time..."

Si Nanke covered his mouth.

Oops……

Still let mom remember.

He looked at Long Yuchen sympathetically, and hurried up to persuade him.

Long Yuhao was thinking of his little boyfriend, and his smiling mouth was as sweet as honey.

Then, he turned around and went upstairs again.

To continue chatting with my little boyfriend!

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