My friends told me not to poison late at night

Xie Yuchen is serious about things, and Tang Di is also serious about things.

In other words, Tang's father and Tang's mother are very serious in their work.

The word "seriousness" seems to have been written into the bones of the Tang family.It also seems to have been passed down from ancestors.

After Tangdi decided to live broadcast, he spent money to buy a 4000-plus microphone set and a 1000-plus camera, installed it on the landline in his house, and prepared to use it for live broadcasting.This configuration is not too high.

Tang Di also spent money.

Then, Tangdi asked Zhang Fei how the others live broadcasted, learned how to write scripts and jokes, and then asked his cousin how the current pop songs and jokes are.

Because the live broadcast room number on the computer is the same as that on the mobile phone, Tang Di decided that in the future live broadcasts, he will use the mobile phone to broadcast live cooking first, and then use the computer to broadcast live singing and telling jokes.

Because of the live broadcast before, there are still many "old customers" in his live broadcast room, and he has been on QQ news, and the screenshots of him and Long Yuhao in the news are very handsome, so many people have come to the live broadcast to deliberately Find this gay couple.

Tang Di did not expect this.

He started a live broadcast, first cooking live.

What he made today was not fried vegetables, but cakes.

Internet celebrity dirty dirty treasure.

While preparing the materials, Tang Di said to the live broadcast room, "What I'm going to make today is the net red bread bun~ I don't know if you all have eaten dirty buns. Anyway, I haven't eaten them~ Two days ago I did see my cousin eat it once."

"Dirty buns are not good. Not as good as regular chocolate cake."

"Upstairs is correct. I think Dirty Treasure is so popular because of internet celebrities."

"Everyone eats dirty food, who really knows how to eat it?"

"My little brother has started to keep up with the trend of the times. He even knows about Dirty Bags! This time, I'm going to make Dirty Bags too..."

"A weak question, am I the only one who thinks dirty buns are delicious?"

"Upstairs you are not alone."

"Someone upstairs scolded you for not being human!"

Tang Di laughed as he watched the intense discussion in the live broadcast room. "I haven't eaten it, so today I'm going to live broadcast how to make dirty buns. By the way, I will taste what the dirty buns are like. I also know this dirty buns from my cousin. He likes to play more than me. cell phone."

"Speaking of which, my cousin is also broadcasting live, do you want to see what my cousin looks like?"

"Look!"

"Want to see +1"

"Want to see +2"

"It depends on + ID number!"

"I also want to see my little brother's cousin~ I don't know if he looks as handsome as my little brother."

"It depends on +10086 to keep the formation upstairs!"

Tang Di smiled.

The little girls are getting more and more interesting these days.The pursuit of beauty is undisguised.However, such a girl is also quite interesting.At least very sincere and transparent.

Tangdi walked into the room with his mobile phone.For the live broadcast, he also specially bought a mobile phone pole, and now he can hold the mobile phone more stably.

Tangdi tiptoed to Xie Yuchen's room, opened the door secretly, and...

"what!"

Xie Yuchen who was singing was taken aback, then turned around, patted his chest and said helplessly, "Cousin! You are so bad!"

Tangdi looked at his cousin with a smile and said, "I'm also broadcasting live, come say hello to the cute girls in my live broadcast room?"

Xie Yuchen straightened her hair immediately, and said hello to Tangdi's cell phone, "Hi~ How are you, lovely girls."

"Wow~ handsome boy~"

"My little brother's cousin's appearance is also online, little brother, I'm really curious what your parents look like."

"The ones upstairs are not cousins ​​but cousins. The ones from my father's family are cousins, and the ones from my mother's family are cousins."

"Father's father is called grandpa, and father's mother is called grandma..."

"Upstairs, I sang along with you strangely."

Tang Di pointed to the barrage and said, "Look, the girls in my live broadcast room are so cute."

Xie Yuchen said, "Cousin, I followed you to show up, and you also showed up in my live broadcast room~"

So Tang Di leaned over and showed his face in front of Xie Yuchen's camera, "Hello~ Our family, Yuchen, thank you for taking care of me."

Xie Yuchen covered his face and said, "Oh, my real name has been exposed."

He said to Tangdi, "Cousin, I always tell them my stage name Little Xingxing."

Tangdi rubbed Xie Yuchen's head affectionately, and said, "Our little Yuchen now has her own stage name, that's awesome!"

Xie Yuchen said shyly, "Ah, cousin! I've grown up!"

The interaction between the two handsome guys caused a burst of wolf howling from the girls, and many rotten girls used nouns such as "Nian Xia Nian Shang" in it.

Tangdi saw it and smiled slightly, "I'm sorry~ My cousin and I are not a couple, I have a husband." After finishing speaking, he turned around and left without leaving a cloud behind.

Xie Yuchen's live broadcast room was silent for a moment at first, and then the screen was immediately flooded with all kinds of yelling, and all kinds of rotten women's comments sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and the collective presence in Xie Yuchen's live broadcast room made others not The rotten girls are afraid to speak.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Oh my god, that little brother is really gay!"

"Oh my god! It's really worth watching the live broadcast this time!"

The above remarks and so on, etc., made Xie Yuchen confused.So there are so many rotten women hidden in his live broadcast room?

Really...

Can't see it at all?

There was also a howl of wolves in Tang Di's live broadcast room, but the reaction was much smaller than that of Xie Yuchen's live broadcast room, because the thunder had already blown up last time.Yes, that's right, Tangdi came out in the live broadcast room last time.

Then Tang Di started making dirty buns.

He found his production tutorial on the Internet. According to his cousin's recommendation, Tangdi found such an artifact at station B. There are many tutorials on station B, and Tangdi was taken aback for a while.The making tutorial of net red dirty bag is also found in station B.

He first took out a piece of butter, cut it into pieces, put it into oiled paper, folded it into a flat piece of butter, smashed it with a rolling pin to soften it, put it in the cold dining room of the refrigerator, and then added eggs, water, and sponge to the basin. White sugar, high-gluten flour, low-gluten flour, cocoa powder, milk powder and yeast, the ratio of high-gluten flour and low-gluten flour is 5:1 respectively.After mixing everything with your hands, you can start kneading the dough.

Knead vigorously.

Knead.

Press and knead again.

"Little brother is so strong, so many things are kneaded into dough so quickly."

"This speed is about the same as my mother's."

"It's not too strong, is it?"

"My little brother is so handsome when kneading dough!"

Tangdi is handsome, and he is serious when cooking. Isn't there a saying that a serious man is the most attractive, and Tangdi is of course pleasing to the eye when cooking.

After kneading the dough, Tangdi took out the butter, cut another piece, and put it in a pot to heat it over water. After the butter was half melted, he added the butter into the dough, added two teaspoons of salt by the way, and then continued Press and knead.

After the dough was completely kneaded, Tangdi put the dough into an upside-down basin and began to wake up.

"Now wait for the dough to ferment."

Tang Di said, "What am I going to do during this time?"

"Little brother, take a rest, you must be tired after kneading the noodles for a long time."

"How about a chat? Just chat for a while."

I don't know what organ was touched by the second sentence, and many questions popped up one after another.

"Little brother, are you really gay?"

"Little brother, do you know that you are on the news?"

"Brother, that boyfriend seems to be the CEO of a certain company. Brother, do you know that your husband is the president?"

Tang Di looked at them seriously and said, "Yes, I am indeed gay. I know that in China, there are not a few people like me. Everyone hides in places where others can't notice, and passes by secretly. In my own life, I am luckier than others. I was able to find a homosexual person who loves me enough and can stand upright in front of everyone, so I am very grateful. Thank you for giving me the ability to stand in the sun Opportunity."

"Are you really gay?"

Suddenly such a sentence popped up in the barrage, and then that person said another sentence, "You gays are all social viruses!" and then ran away.

There was an explosion in the live broadcast room!

God knows how many girls today are rotten girls, and how powerful the rotten girls are!

Not long after, the person who sent the barrage was scolded bloody, but that person was too clever and ran away after scolding, so he didn't know.

Of course Tang Di was sad for a moment, but this sadness was quickly soothed by the lovely girls in the live broadcast room.

The girls comforted Tangdi one after another, and said that they supported Tangdi, that Tangdi was okay, we all understood what you said.

Tangdi said playfully, "Although I was scolded, I am not sad at all. From his words, it can be seen that he is a man. Although he scolded me, I was rejected by the girls he likes." I've been comforting you for a long time~ Tell me, do I count as grabbing a girl from a straight man?"

There was a burst of hahaha in the live broadcast room.

Many girls echoed, "That's right, that's it."

"If straight men are like this, I'd rather spend my whole life with gay."

"Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with grabbing girls with straight men."

Looking at the girls, Tang Di calmed down again.

After the dough wakes up, Tangdi rolls the dough into long strips, puts the refrigerated butter on the surface, rolls up the bread, wraps the butter in the center, then rolls it flat again with a rolling pin, folds it well, wraps it in plastic wrap, and puts Put it in the refrigerator for a while, chat with the girls during this time, then take out the dough, roll it out again, fold it, and then freeze it again. After repeating this several times, take out the dough, cut it into pieces, put the chocolate Take it out, cut it into long strips, cover the chocolate with the dough and roll it up.

After the dough is rolled, hold it in a basin and wake up for a while.

After waking up the dough, Tangdi put the dough into the oven and preheated it to 180 degrees, then baked for 10 minutes.

During the baking process, Tang Di began to prepare the chocolate sauce.

Chop the chocolate, prepare the whipped cream, heat it over water, then put the chocolate into the whipped cream and stir to melt. Finally, when the bread is baked, take out the bread, pour the chocolate sauce on it, and then sprinkle a dense layer cocoa powder.

The sweet aroma of cocoa powder and chocolate permeated the air. Because the kitchen door was not closed, Xie Yuchen shouted immediately in the room where Xie Yuchen was, "Cousin! What are you doing? It smells so good!"

Tang Di picked up the Dirty Bun, put it on a plate, walked to Xie Yuchen's room with his mobile phone, and said, "I made Dirty Buns that are popular online, do you want to eat?"

Xie Yuchen immediately jumped up and said, "I want to eat! I must eat!"

Tang Di and Xie Yuchen ate dirty buns in front of the two live broadcast rooms.

Xie Yuchen said while eating, "Mm~ delicious! The hot one is much more delicious than the cold one sold outside. This croissant is so crispy! Delicious! The chocolate flavor is so strong!"

Tang Di smiled and said, "Yes, I put a lot of cocoa powder and chocolate."

After eating, he left two for his parents, then went to his room and switched to live broadcasting on the computer. "Dear little girls, that's the end of today's cooking time! Next, I'm going to talk about jokes and sing live, do you like it?"

"Oh~ little brother, are you planning to do a live broadcast professionally?"

Tangdi said with a mournful face, "Yeah, that's right, I'm going to do a live broadcast professionally, because I don't have a job now, and I'm short of money~"

"Little brother, let's live stream! I'm looking forward to it~"

Tangdi said, "Just look forward to it, so, what song do you want to listen to?"

"Qingmeihu! Qingmeihu! Qingmeihu!"

Tang Di smiled, he clicked on the background music, opened the music software, found Qing Meihu, and began to sing. "Out at night ~ green fox demon..."