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Tianyang Kyoto recently has a new thing.

The son of Marquis of Shuyang made great achievements in defeating Ximang, and the emperor granted him permission to return to Beijing to celebrate his father's birthday.There was also the long-lost Young Master of the Wei Mansion, who was escorted back to Beijing by Han Shizi.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is escort.

People in the capital have heard a little about the festivities between the Hou Mansion and the Wei family. How high-spirited the young master of the Wei family was when he became the No. one.But this little princess has always been spoiled, not to mention the unique golden bump of Shuyang Houfu's treasure, even the emperor loves her very much, so it is too fast for others to break this high branch.

Who would have expected that Luohua would be ruthless, and Wei Xuanming would leave when the two families were negotiating about their marriage, and this walk lasted five years.

Some people lamented that the little princess was infatuated with loyalty and waited for five years for no reason.

There are also some people who feel wronged for the young master of the Wei family. If the Shuyanghou's mansion hadn't been aggressive and forced the marriage, Wei Zhuangyuan wouldn't have been hiding for so many years.

Most of these people are women. Some of them once admired Wei Zhuangyuan's elegance as he roamed the streets, and there are also jealous people in the boudoir.When the little princess of Shuyang got engaged, many people in the capital brought up old stories again and caused a lot of trouble.

However, the new thing I want to talk about today has nothing to do with this little princess who is well-known in the capital.

It's still Wei Zhuangyuanlang, and the Shuyang Houfu, but the protagonist has changed from the arrogant and glamorous little princess to Han Zhan, the eldest son with great military exploits.

"Do you think why the little champion Wei refused to follow him back then, and why did he go away? It's not because he didn't like the beauty of the little princess, but this..." The storyteller tapped his palm with a folding fan and paused pretending to be mysterious. After a pause, he showed an ambiguous smile that any man could understand. "This young master Wei's preferences are different from ordinary people. He doesn't like the stunning beauty, but he likes the tough man's body. Such a shocking thing, even the closest relatives can't say it. Escaping marriage is a last resort."

"Wei Xiao Zhuangyuan has been in hiding for five years, and I don't know what experience he has, but the Shuyanghou Mansion and the Wei family have always lived in peace all these years."

"I never thought that Han Shizi would find the whereabouts of Mr. Wei's family so precisely on his way back to Beijing!" The storyteller laughed, "Where do you think he is hiding? It's in the wilderness, where grass turned into bandits!"

The audience was noisy, and the storyteller became even more enthusiastic, and said excitedly in his tone: "Then who is the son of the world?"

"We Tianyang's famous God of War, not to mention Wei Xiaojun, a frail scholar, even the [-] to [-] troops of Ximang, he is also able to come and go freely, his actions are like chopping melons and vegetables, and the enemy's head will fall It's all over the place. The old man heard that there must be more than a thousand people following the Shizi on the battlefield, and these people do nothing but follow behind the Shizi to pick up the head of the dog!"

"Pfft."

Gou Liang couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this.He opened a jade fracture fan in his hand, and while shaking it, he looked at Han Zhan, who was still drinking tea with a calm expression, leaned over and used the fan to cover their faces, kissed him on the corner of his mouth, and said with a light smile:

"I passed by here yesterday, and I was fortunate enough to listen to the story told by the storyteller about a ghost in the mountain who eats people. He said that the ghost only loves to dig out his heart, and there are thousands of little ghosts behind him. Picking up corpses and stockpiling food behind that ghost. It turns out that you are as powerful as that ghost in the eyes of the common people, general, what do you think?"

Han Zhan poured him a cup of freshly brewed tea and said, "I just need to be your god, that's enough."

Gou Liang immediately rolled his eyes with a smile.

The storyteller in the hall of the tea house was talking about his interest, drooling: "...that's why, Shizi killed the bandits with one sword in his hand and brought back Young Master Wei. I once thought that I would travel along this road, but there was something right and wrong."

"As I said earlier, the youngest champion of the Wei family doesn't like women, but likes to be close to blue-faced confidants. Han Shizisheng is majestic, handsome and extraordinary. This old man is fortunate to have witnessed the true face of the late son. The number one scholar has been hiding in the mountain den all these years, facing some rough men with scars and beards, and at first sight, he fell in love at first sight, and he had an unreasonable desire for the eldest son."

"My son can't bear him. New and old grudges are added together, so it is inevitable to warn him with words and fists. But Wei Langjun is infatuated. No, it only takes half a month to turn around from the border, but the young master of the Wei family He used some scheming to tie the son of the elder son to an unknown place. He stayed there for a full month and almost missed the birthday of Lord Shuyang. I don't know what the two of them have experienced in this month. Young Master Wei appeared in the Marquis of Shuyang's mansion in a grand manner, and the Shizi never turned him away. In this way, many people speculated..."

The storyteller played tricks again, "Don't talk about the mystery here, don't talk about it."

The storyteller gulped down a bowl of tea, and the listeners were all whetted with appetite, shouting: "Since Mr. Wei's family kidnapped General Han with tricks, then tell me what you have experienced this month." !"

"That's right!"

"It's strange to say that the Shuyang Hou's mansion has always been honest with the little champion of the Wei family, but I heard that Wei Langjun always went to the house of the eldest son when he came to the door, and he never stopped him. Two People are very speculative, could it be that month...hehehe."

"Can't it, this man and man?"

"Why not, the south wind is not uncommon. It's just that the eldest son Jiyue Qingfeng, and Mr. Wei's family are also as beautiful, why?"

"Didn't you also hear that it was the Wei family who made the first move and used tricks to trick the elder son into a place where he ate and lived together for a month? It's not surprising what he did during this period, man, have you tasted it?" The taste is always tender."

"Then tell me, who will go up and who will go down between Shi Ziye and Mr. Wei's family?"

"Does it need to be said, Han Shizi is also a master of martial arts, how can he be suppressed so easily? Besides, the son of the world is much taller than the little champion, and the object must be more imposing, hehe~"

"—nonsense!"

There was a heated discussion in the teahouse, and the spectators were expressing their opinions. Unexpectedly, one of them slapped the table angrily, and scolded: "Is the heir of the Shuyanghou Mansion also you people can arrange at will?! You, you, you don't know what to say!"

The visitor was petite, and he could not hide his daughter's demeanor in a man's attire at any time, but the heroic spirit between his brows and the spirit of one against ten were not in vain.

She scolded with angry eyes and gnashing teeth: "General Han went through life and death to protect his family and the people on the battlefield. If you people don't have his protection, how can you gossip here? Hmph, all of you are simply An ungrateful villain who opens his mouth to talk about right and wrong, so with such a bad reputation, isn't he afraid of having his tongue pulled out and going to hell after death!"

Listeners also felt quite ashamed when they heard her talk about General Han’s achievements and sacrifice for their country, but they couldn’t help but refute after hearing it: “As the saying goes, there is nothing wrong with it, and we are just saying a few jokes. It's just words..."

"How dare you make excuses!"

At some point, a whip appeared in the woman's hand, and she swung it on the table, and the tea bowl split in two and fell out.

Others were dissatisfied with her arrogance, but the storyteller who had deliberately left blank to listen to the audience's imagination just now was taken aback.He recognized that it was a daughter, and there are not many women who swing whips in the capital. The one he knew was the little princess of Shuyang Hou Mansion. Seeing her so angry at this moment, he knew that this person's identity was scary. It's almost the same.

Annoyed and unlucky in my heart, this person who is not in the mansion waiting to get married came to this teahouse to watch the excitement.

He quickly pretended to smooth things over and said: "Everyone, don't say a word, what you come to the teahouse to listen to is music, and you can't take it seriously. Today, this old man is here, let's go, let's go."

After finishing speaking, he wiped his sweat and was about to leave, when a whip suddenly exploded at his feet, making him tremble violently.

Looking back, I saw the little Princess Shuyang rolled up his whip and said: "Next time, if you dare to talk nonsense about the Shuyang Hou Mansion, I will smash your teahouse!"

The storyteller obediently agreed, and when he raised his head again, the little princess had already left the teahouse in a big way surrounded by his servants.

Gou Liang smelled the fragrance of tea, and said with a smile: "Your younger sister is really powerful now, tell me, if she catches you and me in the bed later...you have to tear me apart from the bed, right?"

Han Zhan said with a smile: "You just have to have fun."

Gou Liang drank the tea, pulled him to stand up, and said, "Then let's go meet this little princess. Back then, Wei Xuanming didn't try to reason with her but just ran away after hearing that she was amazing. Yes. I want to be taught, too."

They stayed on the holy mountain for a month, and had a very happy time with delicious food and beautiful women. They didn't set off for Beijing until the birthday of Lord Shuyang was approaching.

They have to stay here until the end of their lives, and it is impossible to live on the holy mountain all their lives, so it is better to go to the countryside and do as the Romans do, and respect the plot set by a certain creator dog.

Tianyang's national style is open, and the people can speak freely, as long as they don't make up the old emperor's right and wrong, and don't talk about the official affairs of the officials, they can't help talking about the affairs of the rich and powerful.

The old Prime Minister Wei has not yet successfully retired and returned to his hometown, but he also no longer went to court due to "illness", and he has a hidden attitude of being honored.

Gou Liang followed his old man's wishes and went to the Marquis of Shuyang to make a gesture of pleading guilty and admitting his mistakes, so that the two families who have been fighting against each other for these years have a step to step down.If there was no greeting card from the old prime minister, Gou Liang would have been shut down and released to the dogs before he stepped into Shuyanghou's mansion, but this is not the case at all when word spread.

It has only been three days since they returned to Beijing, and there have been several versions of the story about them, and the one they heard today is considered the most elegant.

That day, Gou Liang didn't see the little princess in the Hou's mansion. He heard that her aunt was sick and left the mansion to visit. When I saw her today, it turned out that her temper was not a bit gentle and elegant that women are looking for nowadays.

After Shuyang Princess returned to the mansion, she was the first one to ask, "Is my elder brother back? Where is he now?"

She has calmed down her anger all the way back, only the longing and joy of her brother whom she hasn't seen for five years.As for the nonsense that was said in the teahouse, except for the part where Han Zhan beat Gou Liang, she didn't take a word of it to heart.

The steward said: "Go back to the princess, the son was invited out, and he said that he will not have dinner at the house today."

"Invited? Whose invitation?"

The princess was thinking about his brother's friends of the same generation in Beijing, the second youngest of the Chi family or the boss of the Ouyang family?

But she didn't want to, and the steward uttered a name she didn't expect and was also the last name she didn't want to hear: "Princess, it's... the young master of the Wei family."

As the steward said, he glanced at her carefully, as if he was afraid of offending her.

But the master of Shuyang County was just stunned, and after a long time, he found his voice: "Wei Xuanming? Why is it him? Big brother doesn't have any friendship with him, right?"

She asked again and again, the shock in her heart can be imagined.

The steward bite the bullet and said: "Go back to the princess, the old slave doesn't know either."

The owner of Shuyang County was in a state of confusion, and he still walked towards Han Zhan's courtyard, intending not to leave until he came back to ask questions clearly.

And when the master of Shuyang County sat in Han Zhan's courtyard recalling the nonsense he heard in the teahouse, and his face turned black and white, Gou Liang and Han Zhan were drinking and laughing with people.

When they left the teahouse, they "coincidentally met" each other's old days in Beijing—Han Zhan's fifth younger brother Han Yi, Chi Tao's second son Chi Tao, Ouyang's eldest son Ouyang Zhuo, and the remaining one had a special identity. Prince Xuanyuan Xu.

"Some time ago, I heard that you were beaten by Brother Han so much that you couldn't even get off the ground. I was scared for a while. Now that you can sit with us and Brother Han for a drink, it really echoes what you said before, world affairs There are no absolutes."

Xuanyuan Xu laughed and said.

He is the youngest son of the old emperor. He is only 20 years old this year, three or five years younger than the grandson of the emperor. Although he does not interfere with the government, he has always been favored by the emperor, so he dares to joke in front of the two parties if others keep secret.

Gou Liang put his arm around Han Zhan's shoulders, touched his wine glass, raised his head and took a breath, then let out a quick breath and laughed, "Do you believe this kind of nonsense? All handsome people have the right of immunity. Not to mention a handsome guy like Quan Tianyang like me who can't find a second one, who would go down and beat me up? Don't you think so, Han Zhan?"

Han Zhan drank the wine he had clinked just now, put it down and said, "Sit down."

He seldom talked during the banquet, but at this moment he rarely took the initiative to explain to Xuanyuan Xu: "Those words are all misinformation, please don't believe them, Your Highness."

Han Zhan has been at the border for a long time, and he has a natural aura on his body. At this time, his gentle and smiling expression looks no different from that of a noble son in the capital, but in fact, there is a kind of indifference that rejects people thousands of miles away, making him People dare not make mistakes.

At least, Xuanyuan Xu couldn't move his hands and feet like Gou Liang in front of him. He subconsciously sat up straighter when he heard him talking to himself: "I think so. Even if Xuanming owes a good beating, Brother Han There are a lot of adults and they won't care about him."

Han Zhan smiled at him, saw that Gou Liang was holding a chopstick of chicken shreds, and his eyes were on the small golden fish placed in front of Han Yi, so he picked one for him, dipped it in sauce and put it in his bowl.

Gou Liang happily ate, smiling and bending his eyes, looking heartless.

Han Yi stopped talking to Chi Tao and Ouyang Zhuo, his teeth itching with anger.

Although Lord Shuyang has turned against his brother, his seven sons and one daughter have a very good relationship, and he, Han Zhan and the princess are descended from the same lineage, so they are naturally closer than others.It was also because of this that he hated Gou Liang so much, he didn't give him a good face after meeting, and he didn't speak to each other because of etiquette.

But now seeing how his elder brother took care of his enemy, he couldn't hold back anymore.

Han Yi sneered and said, "Wei Zhuangyuan is so imposing, he actually asked my heir from the Shuyanghou Mansion to give you vegetables."

The dinner immediately quieted down, as if waiting for something good to happen, especially Xuanyuan Xu, who had personally experienced Gou Liang's poisonous tongue, and he was really mad at people without using dirty words.

Gou Liang looked up at Han Yi, then suddenly stopped eating and sat up straight.

Everyone waited with bated breath, but who would have thought that he would pick up a small fried crispy fish gracefully and accurately and put it in Han Yi's bowl, and said with a sincere smile, "Fifth brother eats it too, you're welcome."

Han Yi: "..." Who is your fifth brother! !

Xuanyuan Xu: I haven't seen you for a few years, it seems that Young Master Wei's level of slander has sublimated again.

Chi Tao and Ouyang Zhuo thought at the same time: Sure enough, they are as black-bellied as Young Master Han, no wonder they share the same smell.

Seeing that Han Yi was so aggrieved that he was about to explode, Han Zhan thoughtfully changed the topic: "Chang Lin, I just heard what you said. You will be transferred to the military department after the next year?"

Changlin is Chi Tao's nickname, and upon hearing the voice, he quickly replied, "That's right, but he's just a fifth-rank official, not as majestic as a second-rank general like you."

Han Zhan toasted him with a glass of wine, "It's so good. This year, the military department of the Shuyang Army has not been able to spare any manpower to look at it. You happened to be in charge of the approval of military merits in the past, so I will take care of you. Brother Yu, thank you in advance."

Chi Tao: "...You really still have the virtue of going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, hmph, how about trying to trick me into doing errands for you with a glass of wine? If you fill it up, let's go together, don't drink up the general Come on, don't let anyone leave today."

The atmosphere at the wine table became lively all of a sudden, and they didn't know that the party ended until nightfall.

The master of Shuyang County is not good because she is waiting for a married woman, and she still wanders in her elder brother's courtyard at night, so she came to the door early the next day, but she didn't want to.

She asked Han Zhan's entourage, "Where's elder brother, are you doing morning exercises?"

Isn't General Han doing morning exercises?