fight to the death

The incident of Yu Shen being bitten by a dog probably became Jiang Huai's joke for half a year. Every time he saw Yu Shen, Jiang Huai couldn't help but bring it up again, and then he couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Dog." Yu Shen glanced at Jiang Huai who was lying on the table beside him with an inexplicable smile, "Stop laughing."

"Okay." Jiang Huai nodded, sat upright, turned his head to stare at Yu Shen, "Okay...I won't laugh anymore. Damn! Yu Shen, I found that you look very funny! Hahahaha Ha ha......"

"Hey." Yu Shen rubbed his temples, grabbed a handful of tissues from the drawer, crumpled them up and stuffed them into Jiang Huai's mouth, "Drool, slobber."

Jiang Huai raised his eyes to look at Yu Shen, took a few serious glances, and then spat out the paper in his mouth. Yu Shen quietly put his hand behind Jiang Huai and pinched it: "I didn't say that ...You're so...fuck! Why are you pinching me!"

"Ah." Yu Shen raised his hand and patted it, "My hand...is out of control, it's just so...suddenly...to you."

Jiang Huai rubbed his back and took a deep breath, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Yu Shen's smile trying to hold back, he tilted his head and rolled his eyes at Yu Shen: "Damn... I know you're a bastard. Sun did it on purpose."

"Brother Dog." Yu Shen leaned over and said, "Are you afraid of dogs?"

When Jiang Huai heard this, he turned his head and opened his eyes wide, holding his chin up with a confident look: "Afraid... What's wrong with the dog? Do you think I look like you? My mouth is tough."

"Ah." Yu Shen nodded and asked, "What did you just say about me?"

"What, what?" Jiang Huai didn't respond for a while, and then he glanced at Yu Shen's green hair before suddenly remembering, "I said you look pretty."

"Ah?" Yu Shen moved closer again, "I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again?"

"Fuck." Jiang Huai picked up a book and slammed it on Yu Shen's head, "I'm making progress, I said you are tall, pretty, and pretty. Do you hear me clearly, sir?"

"Oh." Yu Shen smiled very satisfied, "I also think I look good-looking." As he spoke, he even flicked his own bangs.

"Terrible." Jiang Huai clicked his tongue a few times, "Shameless."

Yu Shen didn't speak, and after hearing the class bell, he put on his earphones and lay down on the table to continue his dream of spring and autumn.After Lao Deng came in, he yelled at the audience first, and then said earnestly what he repeated every day.The people in the audience were still doing what they should do. Hearing what Lao Deng said every day, Jiang Huai felt sorry for him if he didn't applaud him.

"Lao Deng is in a good mood today." Bai Yang at the front table leaned against Yu Shen's table, and then bumped into each other, "I heard that he's the one to talk to."

"Ah." Jiang Huai responded, looked up at Lao Deng who was speaking with relish, and at the top of Lao Deng's head, which was almost bald, "I thought he already had grandchildren. "

"That won't work." Bai Yang said, "Old Deng is just thirty."

"Fuck?" Jiang Huai was a little surprised when he heard it, and widened his eyes staring at the top of Lao Deng's head, "It doesn't look like it. Isn't the pressure a bit too much?"

"He shaved it himself." Bai Yang couldn't help laughing, "He said it was cool after shaving."

Jiang Huai immediately wanted to scold "crazy".

At this time, a piece of chalk that was broken in half flew over and just hit the back of Bai Yang's head. Old Deng put his hands on his hips and took a sip from his teacup, spit out the tea leaves in his mouth with a "pooh". .

"Bai Yang!" Lao Deng's eyes were wide open, and Jiang Huai seemed to be able to see Lao Deng's hair flying up on both sides, "What did I just say, can you repeat it?"

"Ah?" Bai Yang stood up and glanced at the people around him in bewilderment, but the rest of the people seemed to have a tacit understanding, and they all bowed their heads tacitly to pretend to be ostriches.

"Ah? Ah?" Old Deng stepped down from the podium and went to Bai Yang's side, "Every time you get up to answer a question, what else do you know?" Then he looked at Jiang Huai, "Just now you two said what?"

Bai Yang looked up at Lao Deng: "No...no."

"Not yet?" Old Deng tapped Bai Yang's forehead, "I almost grinned to the back of my head, and said no?"

"No, Lao Deng, you misunderstood." Bai Yang replied while dodging Lao Deng's hand, "Jiang Huai and I were talking about metaphors just now."

"A metaphor?" Lao Deng frowned, "What metaphor?"

"Ah, this...that..." Bai Yang froze his machine, bumped into Jiang Huai's desk quietly, and winked at Jiang Huai, who nodded.

Metaphors... Where the fuck do you want me to find you a metaphor?

"That..." Jiang Huai stood up, looking at the top of Lao Deng's head, "Old Deng's head... is like a ball!"

"Kick to the department store building!" Bai Yang suddenly answered at this moment. Just as he said this, Bai Yang's expression froze instantly, and Lao Deng gradually retracted the hand that was pointing Bai Yang's forehead.

Classes [-] and [-] were quiet for a few seconds, and then everyone roared with laughter. Some even patted the table without holding back. Even Yu Shen, who had been quiet next to him, could see his gently shrugging shoulders at this time. .

"Quiet! Be quiet!" Lao Deng picked up the book in his hand and patted it on the table a few times, then walked back to the podium, took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, "Smile, what's so funny! Jiang Huai, sit down, Bai Yang, you continue to stand... What are you looking at me for? Read a book for me!"

"Fuck." When Jiang Huai sat down, Bai Yang said, "Why?"

He tore off a piece of paper and wrote a few words on it with a pen, then poked Bai Yang's back.

Good student with privilege.

After class, Lao Deng carried Bai Yang out, and several people were still shouting, "Lao Deng's head is like a ball, kicked it to the department store." Lao Deng gave them a glare, and hurried away with Bai Yang's collar out of the office.

"Have you laughed enough?" Jiang Huai turned his head to look at Yu Shen who was still lying on his stomach, "The table is about to collapse under your shock."

"En..." Yu Shen raised his head, his face turned red from holding back his laughter for so long, "I didn't expect, Brother Gou, you are really suitable to be a comedian."

"Damn." Jiang Huai couldn't help laughing, "Fuck you."

Yu Shen sat upright and yawned, then took out the guitar hanging behind his back and put it on his lap, and plucked the strings a few times with his fingers, all the other people in the classroom went to Jianghuai after hearing the sound of the guitar. The table took one look, then turned and continued with their own business.

Just as calm as Yu Shen often does this, only Jiang Huai was slightly taken aback and still felt that he was abnormal.

Also, there are a group of teachers and students with abnormal brains in the School of Psychopathy. If there is a sudden concert that day during class, it is probably not unusual.

"What?" Jiang Huai looked at Yu Shen's posture and said, "You always improvise and want to compose a song?"

"No." Yu Shen shook his head, patted the guitar lightly, and played a melody, humming, but there were no lyrics, "I just want to play it, play it."

"Then I won't disturb your old interest." Jiang Huai took out a book, but accidentally lost his grip, dropped it on the ground, and slid out a pink envelope from the book.

Frowning, Jiang Huai picked up the book and the letter, flipped it left and right, Yu Shen at the side put away the guitar and moved over, snatched the envelope, watched the words on it read out one by one : "To Jianghuai, I am..." He deliberately paused, raised his head and looked straight ahead, and then returned the letter to Jianghuai meaningfully.

"Love letter." Yu Shen muttered, shaking his legs, "Brother Gou, you are very lucky."

"Get out." Jiang Huai put the letter back in the drawer, "Who wrote it."

"Look for yourself." Yu Shen shook his head again, "I wrote it, do you believe it?"

"Fuck." Jiang Huai rolled his eyes at him, "Don't you be so disgusting?"

"Wen Jing." Yu Shen said, "Don't you take a look?" As he spoke, he poked his head into the Jianghuai drawer.

"Look at the fart." Jiang Huai slapped Yu Shen on the head, "Look at it and poke your eyes blind. Who is Wen Jing?"

"Squad leader." Yu Shen covered his head, and pointed to the girl sitting at the door who was quietly looking back. Jiang Huai looked in the direction Yu Shen pointed, and just met her eyes. Wen Jing looked a little flustered, and hurriedly He turned back and lay down on the table.

"Ah." Jiang Huai nodded, "This...you let it go?"

"It's not me!" Yu Shen raised three fingers, "I swear to God!"

"It's useless to send four." Jiang Huai took out the love letter and stuffed it into Yu Shen's hand, "Give it back to her."

"Why?" Yu Shen asked, "Haven't you watched it yet?"

"I don't want to watch it." Jiang Huai replied very simply.

"But it's all in the heart of the people."

"Look at it if you want." Jiang Huai pointed out the window, "If you don't look at it, get out."

"Come on!" Yu Shen returned the love letter to Jiang Huai, leaned on the window sill and looked downstairs, then tugged at the corner of Jiang Huai's clothes, "Brother Dog, come out with me."

"what."

"Do big things!"

As he said that, he took a compass from Bai Yang and ran out in a hurry.

When the back door of the No. [-] Middle School is not over after school, except for some young couples who will come here for a tryst, there is no one there.The back door is where some students put their bicycles. No one cares about it. I don’t know if my car will be stolen, but it is quite common to have a tire punctured.

As soon as Jiang Huai arrived at the back door, he knew what Yu Shen was going to do.

He stood behind and watched Yu Shen swayed into the pile of bicycles for a few times, and then carefully looked at the appearance of each bicycle, until he saw a black bicycle that looked like it had experienced vicissitudes of life and stopped in front of it.Yu squatted down, pulled out the compasses he took from Bai Yang, and punctured the tire of the bicycle.

He didn't look like a veteran, and Yu Shen was even stabbed several times by himself.

"Ah." Jiang Huai watched Yu Shen move from behind, "A big deal?"

"Do bad things." Yu Shen raised his head and smiled at Jianghuai, then ran to the front wheel and continued to stab a few times.

"Who is this?" Jiang Huai was a little curious about who offended this old man, "You retaliate like this?"

"Xu Song." Yu Shen stood up and shook his arms, "That's Yu Xi's boyfriend."

"You two are really in love with each other." Jiang Huai said, "So, why did you call me here? Is there anyone for you?"

"Ah." Yu Shen thought for a while and replied, "No, I just want to find an accomplice." After speaking, he smiled at Jiang Huai.

Jiang Huai looked at this man and smiled strangely: "Clarify...what accomplice?"

"Just the two of us." Yu Shen pointed at himself with one hand, and spread out the compasses in his hand with the other, "Here, the crime tools, people, Jiang Huai and Yu Shen."

"No." Jiang Huai was suddenly amused, "What does it have to do with me?"

"If I'm caught, I'll say we did it together." Yu Shen narrowed his eyes, "We are accomplices."

"Hold."

The author has something to say: These two people are a bit skinny...