[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

As a walking ham, Joe, whose status was much higher than black bread and potatoes, was finally handed over to the most authoritative dwarf prince among the dwarves after being scrambled by the dwarves.

This prince is His Royal Highness Thorne who would rather die than pay the protection fee.Of course, the dwarves usually only called him by his first name, not Your Highness, Your Excellency, and Joe wouldn't call him that either.This dwarf has only one name in Joe's heart, and that is the bastard tortoise!

Anyway, he couldn't understand it when he was called that in person.

After obtaining Joe's custody, Thorne also logically received Joe's belongings - a small bag tied with a red bow.It was the magic item that Joe brought out from Hogwarts, and her friend James Sirius Potter gave her a birthday present-a space pocket from "Weasley's Wizard Wheezes".There was a space of about two square meters inside, where she kept her wand, her cauldron, her straw owl, her herbalism textbook and two apple pies.

Jo watched helplessly as the dwarf looked up and down her bag, and tried to tear off the bow and tear the bag in two.Luckily her magic pockets are very strong and will never open without a spell.In fact, Joe also thought about rushing out, knocking down the Thorne dwarf, grabbing the bag and running away.In fact, she also planned to do the same, but at this moment, she happened to see the wonderful scene of the dwarf raising his flying axe and nailing the big centipede (about two feet long) on ​​the tree trunk more than ten meters away.

This centipede must have not looked at the almanac before going out, no, it must have not looked at the crystal ball.

Comparing the hardness of her own neck with the thickness of the centipede's shell, Jo silently drew back her hooves, and didn't even dodge much when the dwarf prince put the noose around her neck.She saw that there were still a series of throwing axes hanging from the waist of the Thorne dwarf.

But it's such a shame to be led around or something, and that nasty dwarf has been fiddling with her interspatial pockets all the way, blacking out the bow!Qiao was very resentful in her heart. She didn't dare to make big moves, but there were many small moves.In addition to staring at the dwarf all the way, she also deliberately kicked stones at his feet, pushed branches towards him with her horn, and dawdled while walking, and made some movements, which attracted the dwarf to turn around and then Hit the tree.

It's a pity that after a few times, the Thorne dwarves began to have doubts.Instead of striding ahead dragging the rope, he slowed down to keep pace with Jo, looking at her as he walked.Under such close gazes, Joe couldn't sneak up on his buttocks anymore, so he could only look down at the grass, pretending to be a well-behaved deer.

The dwarf's eyes stayed on her for a long time. Just when Joe felt that he was about to see a hole in his back, the Thorne dwarf finally looked away, and then he took off his hat and hung it on Joe. on the corner.

Despite being human for the past 15 years, Joe has turned into a deer since drinking that damn Polyjuice.And her transformation is quite perfect, whether it is the slender limbs, the furry tail, the wet black nose or the two pointed ears that can be raised or shaken at any time, they are indistinguishable from normal deer.

Except for one thing: as a female creature known as "Miss Field" all day long and clearly marked as "female" in the identity registration, Joe has a pair of broad horns growing on his head.Joe guessed that the deer hair that fell into his cauldron might have come from a stag.

It's fine to have horns on her head, but the fact that the Thorne dwarves use her horns as a clothes hanger unscrupulously makes Joe very unacceptable.Moreover, Thorne's hat is not the kind of bright hat used at the banquet, but a gray traveling hat, not to mention ugly, with a string of silver tassels hanging on it, made of real silver, fine and beautiful, showing The craftsmanship of the dwarves is unparalleled.It was a pity that Jo was not at all in the mood to admire it, for the tassel wobbled constantly as she walked, and now and then bumped against her nose and face.

So after walking a few steps, the not-so-beautiful gray hat got stuck on the branch, and the position was still a little high.The Thorne dwarf tiptoed to take off the hat with a puzzled face, thought for a while, and put it back on Joe's horn, and specially chose a fork that could catch the hat.Not long after it was put on, the hat fell to the ground again, and unfortunately floated into a puddle of mud because of the wind direction.

The Thorne dwarf's face darkened.He clutched his hat and looked at Joe, who flicked his ears innocently.It wasn't her fault, that's what it would be like hanging a hat on a deer.

"Stop!" The Thorn dwarf raised one hand and made a stop gesture. All the dwarves stopped and pulled the reins of the pony.Several of the dwarves with long beards jumped off their horses one after another and joined Thorne in a group.These dwarves whispered together and didn't know what to say, and looked at Joe from time to time with small pea-like eyes, which made the latter feel a little guilty.

Perhaps it was some great sin for these dwarves to lose their hats?

Before Jo could figure it out, the dwarves had finished talking and strode towards her.Soon, a mass of hats quickly parachuted onto her horns.

"If you dare to lose half of it again, I'll chop off your little head!" a gray-bearded dwarf said fiercely to Joe, and then he slapped Joe's butt hard, causing the other dwarves to laugh.Jo's nose was red with anger, but she had to bear the humiliation and walk with those hats on.This time she walked steadily, no matter whether she was crossing a small puddle or jumping over a rock, she didn't lose her hat.As a result, not long after they left, the dwarves began to pile together again, watching her from a distance and chirping.

This feeling of being watched made Jo feel uncomfortable, and she raised her hoof, intending to move towards the dwarves or stay away from them.At this moment, a vine rolled over, and before Joe could scream out in surprise, he was wrapped around her body by the vine, dragging her completely backwards!Joe struggled to turn around, only to see a piranha-like thing opening its bloody mouth, intending to devour her!

No no no no!Help, who will save her!

Jo yelled and yelled in panic, but the vines were getting more and more entangled, and there was no good way for a deer to get out of its restraints.She could only struggle in vain and be dragged towards the huge mouth.At this time, a roar suddenly came from the ear, and a burly dwarf descended from the sky, holding a huge ax and slashing at the rattan!

With a "plop", the white plant slurry sprayed Joe's face, and the man-eating plant was chopped up all over the ground by the other dwarves who rushed up.Thorne kicked the rattan away and wiped off the juice splashed on the giant axe. After seeing Joe who was struggling to get up, he stretched out his hand and flicked the back of the axe, saying, "Mr. Gerry should have told you just now that there must be one of the seven hats."

What, what!Did the hat fall off?Joe froze, and quickly tilted his head to check the number of hats on the corner.One, two, three... well, Joe straightened his head doubtfully, the hats are all there.

"Yes, you counted correctly, they are all there," Thorne said.The next second, he leaned over suddenly and grabbed Joe's neck.

"I've been suspicious since before, Mr. Deer." Thorne said, "In this dark forest where even the birds dare not sing, a lively deer suddenly appeared .Do you think I don't know who sent you here?!"

She has become a bestiality who breaks into the enemy's interior so inexplicably!Qiao couldn't tell, so he could only let the dwarf grab his neck and start a series of threats and teachings.

"I don't care what they sent you for, or how many secrets you overheard about the dwarves. In short, if you still want your little head to stay on your neck, then you'd better listen to me."

Okay, listen, listen, in fact, she has been very good all the time, and she hasn't lost a single hat.

"I know you are familiar with the route of this forest." Thorne continued, "maybe those guys told you to lure us to their territory, but unfortunately this kind of thing will not work for me. You If you want to live, you'd better get us out of the forest, and I don't want to see even half an elf on the road! Do you understand?"

Uh, do you understand...Jo struggled to pull her neck out of Thorne's relaxed palm, she simply...

"What, are you going to reject my proposal?" Thorne stretched his hand to his waist, and Joe noticed the giant ax that was about the size of her head before his eyes, and shook her head vigorously.

"Then lead the way." Thorn reached out and made a "please" gesture.

Joe shot an "Avada Kedavra" spell at him with his eyes, and led the way ahead resentfully.But soon, the rope around her neck was tightened again.

"It seems that you are still dishonest." Thorne said sinisterly. The handsome face of the dwarf prince looked a little scary at the moment. "Are you going in a strange direction on purpose to challenge my patience?"

"..." Joe looked at the tip of his own hoof in silence, without saying a word.

"Next, I will lead the way, and you will point out the direction when you encounter a fork in the road. If I encounter any elves or half-orcs on the road, I think you will know what will happen."

Joe nodded silently.Thorn glanced at her, and strode up, pulling the rope, his strength was a little too strong.Although Joe could keep up, he still had to be distracted to take care of the seven hats on his head, so he staggered a little, looking very embarrassed.Soon, the first fork in the road appeared.

"North or east?" Thorne asked coldly.

Joe hesitated before the fork in the road.Where is East?Seeing that Thorn's eyes became impatient, she could only point in a direction with her hoof.