[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

After the intruder at the table left, Joe and Thorne could finally continue eating normally.Otherwise, there is a god of plague watching by the side, even if it is delicacies from mountains and seas, it will not taste good!

As for what the Elf King came to do, Thorne and Joe were actually at a loss, but neither of them talked about it tacitly.Joe felt that Thorne might not like the Elf King very much, so he didn't tell him about the guy who inexplicably threw an apple in her hand, but silently put the apple into the cloth bag she carried with her.

Thorne bought this cloth bag for Joe at the market. She came out of Hogwarts in a hurry and didn't bring much.Because of the loss of the magic pocket, the dwarf prince thought he owed Joe a little, so he said that she could ask for anything she wanted, as long as he could afford it.

Joe felt that it was not easy for the dwarves to move here with their families, and Thorne was responsible for the lives of a bunch of dwarves, so it was not easy to make excessive demands, so he just asked him for a cloth bag that could be worn on his body .Forget about clothes and the like—although the clothes in this world are more ancient, Joe didn't come to Middle-earth in a shirt or skirt.She was wearing the wizarding robes of Slytherin House, with long wide sleeves and a green trim, and the Snakeyard crest on the left breast.

Although this kind of large and gloomy clothing received some surprised looks here, no one raised much objection.After all, there are a lot of people in weird clothes, and some poor people even only wear a broken sack to cover their bodies.Qiao herself didn't care about these things, anyway, she lived here without clothes for more than a month!

Although I ordered a lot of dishes, I didn't spend much money when I finally checked out.Those iron weapons are much more expensive than this!The dwarves, despite their shabby clothes, had a lot of money on their hands. After paying the bill, Thorne ordered two more food packages, which were prepared as dry food for the road.

Everything was bought and the meal was finished.Thorne thought it was time to go back to the Lonely Mountain the same way, and Joe thought it was time to go around the town and have a good time.The opinions of the two began to diverge here.

"I thought you would be more anxious to get your pocket back." The dwarf prince frowned.

"But since they're all here, why don't you take a look around, the town isn't that big anyway." Joe tilted his head.

In order to buy things with Thorne before, they specifically chose tool stores and weapon stores, and bypassed many other places.Joe has been patient for a long time.

"But you have no money at all, and you can't afford anything you see."

"If you don't have money, just look around, I can just shop without buying." She used to do this in Diagon Alley, and she didn't even spend half a copper Knut after shopping for a whole afternoon.

Dissuasion had little effect, and Thorne was annoyed by Joe's insistence on walking around town.If it was another dwarf standing in front of him, he would have been yelling and reprimanding him.But Joe, who was neither a dwarf nor his subject or subject, helped him.The poor dwarf prince was very entangled in his heart, but the dwarf's stubbornness made him never back down. In the end, Joe really couldn't talk to him, and lowered his head to say yes, go up the mountain and up the mountain, and don't go shopping.Although Thorn won the final victory, he was not happy. He felt that the time they had quarreled just now was enough to walk a long way.

When holding a welcome banquet for Joe last night, Thorne actually wanted to suggest that the girl stay in the tribe for a while.He could see that the human or the deer had left its hometown for some reason, was wandering outside and had nowhere to stay.But after sobering up the next day, Thorne's thoughts were a little shaky.

Although the girl helped him retrieve the gold coins, it was just a transaction, and her identity was very unclear, so staying rashly might bring danger to the dwarves.In the entanglement, Thorne and the unidentified girl embarked on the road to River Valley Town.Joe's bargaining skills made his suspicion drop by ten percentage points, but the entanglement between her and the Elf King made his suspicion rise back "bass".

In addition, she is still disobedient and has a stubborn and reckless personality. Thorne felt that it would be troublesome for such a person to stay in the tribe, so he completely gave up the idea.Humans and dwarves really don't get along well!

Thorne is not the kind of person who is very good at hiding his emotions. Once he has an opinion in his heart, his face becomes gloomy.He didn't talk to Joe on the road, but walked on alone.Joe was very depressed by him, the mind of this dwarf uncle is even more difficult to figure out than a girl!Then she couldn't bear it anymore, rushed forward and grabbed Thorne's sleeve and shouted, "Hey, what's wrong with me? Why are you doing this to me!"

The scene of a beautiful little human girl and a handsome young dwarf jostling on the main road quickly attracted many people to gather around to watch.Inexplicably, Thorne felt that it was a little more shameful to be pulled by his sleeves like this, so he threw it away and said, "Don't touch me!"

Joe let go of his hand immediately, and raised his hand high to show that he hadn't touched him: "Is it okay this time, Mr. Dwarf?"

Thorne immediately went on.

Joe hurried to catch up, and said very angrily: "Mr. Dwarf, we are still in a cooperative relationship now, especially last night we did a lot of things (dancing and drinking) happily together. I was bullied when I was a big horned deer. That’s all, but now that I’m a human being, you should at least give me an explanation! Do you understand the explanation? It’s a reasonable and specific explanation of the reason for your sudden change of attitude towards me!”

Thorne: "There's no reason."

Joe: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

Thorne: "... Well, then I can only say that you deceived me, and this incident disappointed me."

Joe: "What?"

Thorn: "You told me before that you have nothing to do with the Elf King."

Joe: "It doesn't matter at all."

Thorne: "You nonsense! If it doesn't matter, how can you get back the gold coins of the flames in his hand? The Elf King can't miss any wealth that fell in his forest!"

Joe: "I told you I found it in the woods! The Elf King is not a satellite, he is an otaku playing with deer in his den every day, and he never goes out at all!"

Thorne: "He also came to ask you to translate the treasure map."

Joe: "...that's not a treasure map! And he just came to me because he heard that I have a lot of knowledge, and he came here because of my reputation."

Thorne: "He gave you an apple when he left, and you hid it on purpose in case I saw it."

Joe: "...that's what he dropped and I picked it up! Because the Elf King is a bad character, I deliberately hid it and didn't give it to him!"

"What you said is true?" Thorn narrowed his eyes slightly.Although she kept saying that she had nothing to do with the elves, for some reason, he still felt that this guy was probably a traitor sent by the elf king to break into the dwarf group.Maybe she's already sold out the color of the dwarves' beards!

"It's all true, it's true! The elf and I are innocent!" Qiao quickly knelt down for him. This guy was not only suspicious, but also had thieves' eyes. He clearly saw the apple but didn't say a word!

"You have to say that, I have nothing to do, Miss Field." Thorne said, "In short, we will continue to travel together for a while, and please keep our itinerary secret during this period." After he finished speaking, he turned his head and stood upright. With a stalwart chest, he strode forward with short legs.Exhausted by him, Joe followed the dwarf's ass dejectedly.

I remember that when we were at Hogwarts, James’ younger brother Albus had a relationship with a little girl from Ravenclaw for a while, but the girl looked beautiful, but her character was an out-and-out demon, which tortured me a lot Albus for two weeks.In the end, Albus couldn't bear to break up with her, and the girl was looking for a life and death, and came to find a way to get back together, and finally let James clean up and be honest.

Joe felt very surprised at the time, because the girl's character was so speechless.But this time, she felt that her original vision was too narrow, and the dwarf prince Thorn's character was definitely not inferior to that girl!

She swears to Apple that she will stay far away from dwarves in the future!This species is really too difficult to deal with!

Behind Joe and Thorne, a group of human beings dispersed in satisfaction after hearing the gossip, and quickly spread the matter in their own language.In a small town like Hegu Town, there are very few things that people can use to have fun, and there are no movies, TV shows, comic books, or even a circus or cross talk show, so everyone is very boring.Now gossip about "dwarves, human girls, and elf kings" appeared on the street, and it quickly spread like smoke, and it continued to evolve in the process of spreading, and finally fell into the deer watching at the gate of the winery. When it was in the ears of Andrew, the story became like this:

A very beautiful human girl with a height of 1.8 meters (Joe: what?) is in love with a dwarf with a body of messy hair and a height of only 1.2 meters.She tried to propose to the dwarf, willing to marry the dwarf with all her wealth, but was cruelly rejected because the girl had an affair with the king of elves.The girl used to live such a happy life with the Elf King, but one day the Elf King fell in love with a big horned deer and abandoned the girl and the child in her womb. The human girl was very sad, and the child also Died unfortunately after birth.

The girl wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the lake, but was saved by the dwarf, so she empathized with another and fell deeply in love with this ugly and poor dwarf.But after the evil Elf King knew about this, he deliberately sent a walking apple over, told the dwarves about the relationship between him and the girl, and tried to break them up.The dwarf believed the apple's words, felt very sad, and wanted to leave alone.But the girl refused to give up, and chased the dwarf all the way to Hegu Town, expressing her heart bravely.At the end of the story, the dwarf and the girl cleared up their misunderstanding, and the two happily went to the lonely mountain to give birth hand in hand...

The story actually has a follow-up, but when the storyteller got to this point, he suddenly found an elf standing beside him, so he ran away in a hurry.And Andrew unfortunately heard such a terrible fact, and fell into a sluggish mental state for the whole time.

I heard that the king disappeared every night, and it turned out that he was dating a human girl...

Then she gave birth to a baby in just half a month... Really worthy of being a king!

But how could the king's daughter-in-law run away hand in hand with the dwarf?Even if the king is chaotic and abandons, he can't choose a big horned deer in the end!What if a half-orc is born...

The more Andrew thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and the flagon in his hand fell to the ground.Seeing that something was wrong with him, Tractor next to him gently touched him with his horn, but when Andrew raised his eyes and saw Tractor, he couldn't help being shocked, and then took a step back!

Andrew: ... Your Majesty's favorite ride is this big-horned deer. Could it be that it belongs to His Majesty... If I didn't feed it just now, will it sue His Majesty for mistreating it?I patted it on the head before, will it secretly tell the king that I molested it?

Tractor: This elf is so strange today. I have to talk to the king later. Let them drink less alcohol when they go out. Why do they tremble when they see me?