[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

"Has your husband ever given birth to a child?" The Duchess asked suddenly, patting the child in her arms.

"What? Ah, no, no birth." Qiao was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly replied.

"Then he is not a good husband." The Duchess said, "You should use three pieces."

"Uh, actually I don't have a husband yet, and I'm only 15 years old this year."

"15 years old?" The Duchess looked up at her again after hearing the words, and at the same time patted the butt of the child in her arms, "The men here can have children at the age of five."

"...That's really good, the man over there won't give birth after five thousand years." Qiao laughed.The Duchess did not answer her this time, but turned to talk to the Frog Servant.After the latter No. 13 conveyed the contents of the queen's invitation letter to him, the duchess finally expressed that she understood, and at the same time threw the child in her arms into Joe's hands without hesitation.

"I'm going to play deer croquet with the queen, please take care of him for me." The duchess with the face of an elf king stood up as she spoke, and she didn't forget to add before going out, "If you find it troublesome, let him go." into the frying pan."

In the frying pan... Is this really biological?Well, maybe it was born by her husband. I don’t know what kind of person the husband of the duchess who looks like the elf king is. He must be a good person who is willing to bear a child for her.But having said that, this child looks too much like Thorn. The Elf King's height of nearly two meters can produce such offspring. Damn it, this duchess probably wants to be a mother... And it really doesn't matter if the baby has hair and beard and such a vicissitudes of face...

Not only did the baby look a lot like Thorne, but he also had a similar personality, and he looked very serious, trying to convey something to Joe.However, it may be because it is too small, the only sounds he can make are the tones of "wah wah wah".Joe said he couldn't understand half a syllable.

The maid in the room disappeared inexplicably, the cat disappeared, and the servants didn't know where they all went.But in the blink of an eye it seemed as if the whole house was empty.Joe didn't want to stay here anymore, but she couldn't just throw the dwarf into the frying pan and go away by herself. After some hesitation, she finally went out with the dwarf in her arms.But the dwarf baby didn't seem very willing to go with her, he kept struggling and made weird noises.Joe really couldn't understand what he was saying, and finally had to bring him paper and pen under the sign of the dwarf, and then the other party struggled to hold the pen with both hands, and wrote these words on the paper:

Dogs and men, stay away from me! ! !

In order to express strong emotions, a few exclamation points are added after the word.

Joe stared at the line in bewilderment.Who are the dogs and men?Besides, she is the only one here, where is the dog man? (Involuntarily brought herself into the dog girl.) Since the dwarf really didn't want to be hugged by her, she let go, and then the dwarf baby released a puff of black smoke from the buttocks, and his whole body was covered. Wrapped up, it didn't take long for him to become a baby-sized orc, who ran into the forest howling.

The tea party outside the room was still going on, and there were a lot of teacups and dishes that needed to be washed by the Elven King and Antal in the top hat.Before any eager eyes could be cast in Jo's direction, the poor little girl hurried away, half covering her face with her dress.She doesn't want to be a dishwasher for the Elf King for the rest of her life!

Anyway, the forest is just too big.Joe couldn't get out no matter how she walked, and finally she was so depressed that she began to cast spells on the tree with her wand, intending to leave a mark to prevent herself from going to the same place again. As a result, she found that the uncle had been knocked on the tree by the spell. out a door.

Maybe the path out of the forest turned out to be inside the trees.

Thinking this way, Joe used the door opening spell to open the brass lock on the door, and there was a long corridor inside the door.This was a strange thing, for the tree was no longer as long as a deer.Joe walked into the door on the tree with the mentality of giving it a try. This corridor was unusually long, and every time he walked a certain distance, a small transparent glass door would appear next to him, through which he could see the scene inside.However, these doors were full of fighting and blood without exception, and Qiao would feel inexplicable heart palpitations when she saw it, so she didn't enter any of them, ignoring all of these doors.

I don't know how long I walked, but a garden appeared among the countless dark little doors.Joe quickly opened the door and went out. She really didn't want to see those dark and weird things anymore.

Unlike those gates that are covered with clouds, rainstorms and fires, the sky in this garden is clear and beautiful.There were many apple trees in the garden, and Joe noticed that there were several gardeners dressed in Antares and Grants standing on the shelves and battering the apples.

"What are you doing?" Joe asked curiously.She is no longer surprised that there is another Antal here. There are three Elf Kings, and two Antares are no big deal.

"As you can see, we're dyeing the apples white," Grant replied. "You know, white apples are supposed to grow here, but all the trees are producing red apples, green apples. And yellow apples. If the queen finds out, we will all have to be sent to clean the toilets, so we can only do our best to remedy it now."

"But I never heard of white apples." Jo tilted her head.

"I haven't heard of it either, but the queen requested this, and her favorite color is white."

So it turned out that Joe noticed that the hats and shoes of the gardeners in front of him were all white, and the trunks and leaves were also painted white, which seemed to be the queen's request.Perhaps it should be fortunate that the queen's favorite color is not green, otherwise people in this country will definitely have a headache when wearing hats.

"Do you want me to help you brush?" Seeing the hard work of the gardeners, Joe couldn't help but want to help. The gardeners were not polite, and they all handed over their work to her. There are three more brushes.

"You have to work faster." The gardeners began to point fingers, "It will be terrible if the king sees it later!"

"King?" Joe asked, wiping a dab of batter off his face, "does kings like white too?"

"No, the king is... not good!" Grant had only half answered before his expression suddenly changed.In the distance, a guard dressed as Andrew ran over with a long gun in his hand, shouting back as he ran: "The king has an order, ordering you not to paint the apples white any more, and to send all the apples to you within a quarter of an hour." Go to the palace of the king! If you dare to delay the time and inform the queen, behead!"

After Andrew finished speaking, he ran away all the way, leaving Antal and Grant frowning under the tree. They waved to Joe to stop painting and told her to come down quickly.

Joe wondered at their sorrow, and wasn't it nice that the king wanted all the apples?Saved a lot of effort.But Antal and Grant were so worried that their hair was almost graying.

"You don't understand." Grant sighed, "Our king... our... Hey!" His eyes suddenly lit up, and after looking at Antal, Grant shouted : "Aren't you going to help? Help us deliver the apples into the temple!"

"Isn't that good?" Joe hesitated, she always felt that these two guys seemed to be trying to trick her, "I don't know your king well...and I don't know you too well..."

"It's okay, you're from outside, you're different from us!" Antal and Grant yelled together, and at the same time they pushed Joe to the front of the apple cart that had been loaded at some point, and began to beg again she.On the one hand, Joe couldn't hold them back, and on the other hand, he was also curious about what the king would do with the apple, so he agreed hesitantly, and was escorted by the gardeners Antal and Grant to the front of the palace.It was the soldier Andrew who came out to meet her. He in white armor fiercely led Joe and the apple cart into the inner hall, and then reported to the king: the apple has arrived.

"Bring up all the apples!" ordered the king.

Andrew lifted his chin at Joe, who had to push the apple cart slowly towards the throne.After parking the apple cart in front of the throne, when she heard the king grab the apple and start to eat it, she couldn't help but quietly looked up to see the king's face.I saw that the king had long brown curly hair, a small pointed chin, and green eyes. He was wearing a black and green Slytherin wizard robe, with long boots on his feet, and the tip of a wand sticking out of the sleeve.Joe couldn't help opening his mouth, stretched out his finger to the king and turned to Andrew and said:

"You king look exactly like me!"

"What's the same?" Andrew frowned, "How could our king look the same as you!"

"But it's all the same everywhere. You see, even the clothes and shoes are the same, and the crooked bow on the magic pocket is also the same. Except that she has more crowns on her head than mine, everything else is obviously the same!"

"It's not the same at all!" Andrew cried, and he took a step forward as he spoke, as if he wanted to catch Joe, but at this moment, the king who was gnawing on the apple on the throne suddenly groaned, and fell into it with his arms around the apple. in the car.

What's wrong?what happened?Joe was taken aback, and Andrew had already run forward at this time, checked the state of the king, and yelled in a panic.

"It's not good, come quickly!" he shouted loudly, "I passed out after eating too many king apples!"

Another Andrew, dressed as a doctor, rushed in from the side door. After examining the king with the soldier Andrew, he concluded: "The king is overwhelmed because he ate 250 apples in a row, and he is now dead."

Don't you deserve it if you eat so much and get stuffed to death...

But although the king died from eating too many apples, the two Andrews quickly turned their attention to Joe.They all said with one voice that the king was killed by the apple brought by Joe. In short, the king was killed by Joe!So Joe will be sent to the gallows to pay for the king's life!

The Andrews did what they said, and they pulled out their spears and scalpels in the next second to catch Joe.The poor little girl was just trying to help paint an apple at first, but in the end she became a murderer, and she was the one who killed herself. There is no reason for this matter!But at this time, she suddenly had an idea, rushed to the side of the apple cart, pulled out the king whose head had been stuck in the apple, grabbed the crown and put it on by herself, and the Andrews stopped immediately.

"See His Majesty the King!" They saluted in unison.These guys really are the masters who recognize the crown but don't recognize people.And the moment Joe put on the crown, the former king lying on the apple cart suddenly turned into a deer.There were countless apple-shaped spots printed on its body, and it spread its long legs and ran out of the palace.

Isn't it already exhausted...

"The queen has orders, please go to the garden to play croquet at once!" A frog servant jumped into the palace and croaked.And before Joe was about to find a chance to escape, the legendary queen also walked into the palace with a group of servants and soldiers.As before, the queen also has the same face as the Elven King. She wears the same small white crown as Joe, and wears a dress decorated with various jewels. He glanced sideways at her.

"I remember telling you to eat less apples." She said dissatisfiedly, "Who pushed this cart?"

Soldier Andrew and doctor Andrew looked at each other.Qiao smoothed things over and said, "I made it myself. I just don't want to eat it. Don't be angry."

"I have nothing to be angry about," said the Queen, "but I am not in a good mood, so there is nothing I can do if I make you cry tonight."

night, night what?Why is the king made to cry by the queen at night?What's the reason?

The queen didn't intend to answer Joe's question, she stretched out her hand to hold Joe's arm—this action was quite strenuous because of her height, finally the soldier Andrew found a pair of stilt shoes specially made for the king, and Joe stepped on them so that the queen could He managed to grab his arm.It's just that it's a bit strenuous to walk like this. Joe had to half rely on the queen who looked like an elf king to walk forward, and then he was disgusted by the other party and walked like a duck.Really, didn't she need to wear this kind of shoes to match this guy's height!

"It's a fine day for croquet and beheading," said the Queen. "I think it would be a good way to neutralize them, and cut off the heads of all who miss the ball, don't you think?"

"...I don't think so well," replied Jo, who could barely stand now, but the Queen's hand was still holding her firmly to prevent her from falling.The temperature in the opponent's palm was very high. Even though Joe was wearing a thick wizard robe, he could still feel the scorching heat, and the heat spread from his arms to her face.

The queen also noticed that Jo's face was getting very red, and she reached out to touch it, so that Jo's face became even hotter.The queen felt very surprised, but she didn't say anything. She just turned her head and told Andrew to prepare a bucket of ice water for the king to bathe later.Qiao overheard the words "wash together", and couldn't help feeling nervous.When she was so nervous, she couldn't stand firmly on her feet, and she threw herself forward!Then was caught by the queen before falling.

"What's the matter with you?" The queen said unhappily, "You can't even walk well, useless thing! Forget it, I'll take you away." After she finished speaking, she pulled out her long arms and hugged Joe Keep going on the chest.

The surrounding soldiers turned a blind eye to this, as if this scene had happened many times.Joe, on the other hand, was so shocked that his face was red and his ears were red. He couldn't speak, and he didn't know where to put his hands.As a result, she accidentally touched the queen's chest when she tried to move her hand to other places that could not touch the queen's body.Then... Joe couldn't help touching it again.

Queen: "What are you doing?"

Joe: "...I'm sorry, but that, you seem a bit flat here..."

Queen: "Aren't all women flat? Only you men have breasts."

Joe: "...oh."

Then the two sides walked silently to the open space in the middle of the garden.The duchess, who was waving a feather fan, came to meet her. After seeing the queen appearing with Joe in her arms, she couldn't help but shake the fan a few times, and said coldly: "Your Majesty is really precious, such a small way Let the queen hold her too. But it’s true, after all, it’s not been long since my child was born, so it’s time to take good care of it.”

Joe: "..." Is the child who looks like Thorne actually born to the king and the duchess?What kind of rotten relationship is this!

Then the queen and the duchess quarreled about the king, the apple, and the croquet. It was really drunk to see the two elf kings talking coldly here.In the end, the duchess was defeated because of her slightly lower status, and was dragged out and beheaded by the queen's order.As a result, the Duchess threw down several soldiers with her two fans and walked out of the garden without anyone daring to stop her.

The queen, too, forgot her order, and began to let the others play croquet.After being put down just now, Joe quietly took off the stilts on his feet and stood in his place.A soldier sent a bat, but it was a live deer with four legs tied up with ropes to serve as a club, and it used its head to hit the ball.The balls are replaced by apples painted white.

The deer that was sent as a bat was almost as tall as Joe's body, and it was so heavy that Joe could hardly lift it.Coupled with the fact that Hualu was still looking at her with blinking black eyes, it was really hard to do anything.The queen didn't care about that. She just picked up a deer and hit the apple towards Joe with the horns on the deer's head. As a result, Joe couldn't even pick up the deer, let alone hit it back. The apple hit her directly. head!

The queen's strength was great, and the apple directly sent Joe flying backwards. She felt dizzy, and her eyes were dark.

"Joe."

It sounded like someone was calling her name.

"Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell..."

Jo shook her head, and her eyes were full of shaking gold stars.Behind Venus is the anxious queen for a while, the gray-black cave wall for a while, and the dark rainy night for a while.

"Is the king dead? Fetch the apples, and ask for the white ones!"

"Thranduil, why isn't she awake?"

"After so many years, it should be my turn..."

A huge consciousness invaded her mind, and her vision was suddenly pulled away.The garden and the queen turned into phantoms and disappeared, while Joe slowly closed his eyes in the darkness.At the same time, the eyes of the Elf King who was sleeping quietly in the cave suddenly opened, and he felt that the life consciousness in the body of the person leaning on him became extremely weak!

As soon as he turned his head, the Elf King met a pair of pitch-black eyes. The ink in the girl's eye sockets was darker than the night sky.She moved her head away from the Elf King's shoulder, and said expressionlessly, "Hi."

"What about her?" The Elf King asked in a deep voice, frowning slightly.Hearing this, the girl stretched out a finger, with a faint light shining in the knuckle: "She was swallowed by this."

"what is that?"

"It's that one." The girl hooked her fingers, and a ring flew out from the dwarf's corpse in the distance.The ring automatically adjusted its size in mid-air, and then accurately blended into the girl's fingertip, becoming a dazzling sapphire ring.

"The ring wanted her, but you were here, and it couldn't find a chance. Then it found an opportunity and devoured her, so I came out." The girl explained succinctly.Although the words were unclear, the Elf King could understand them.He held his chin and thought for a while, then started a new question.

"Was that you on the train?"

"It's not me, it's us. She forgot you, but I still remember." The girl replied.

"Then who are you?"

"I was a part of her that was cut off. She gave me the safekeeping of unwanted and most important things, but I couldn't control myself, so she didn't let me out."

Yes.That guy should have cast forgetting magic on himself many times, causing part of his soul to be cut off, so now the ring has found a chance to invade?The Elf King mused.But while he was thinking, he noticed that Joe beside him had raised his wand and flicked his wrist in the direction of the dwarf...

Snapped!

This beam of green light missed the stone wall of the cave because it was hit by the Elf King on the wrist.The light pierced the mountain wall to a depth of several inches. One can imagine that if it hit the dwarf, the result would be three feet of blood!

The girl turned her head in confusion, looked at the elf king and asked, "Why?"

"You can't do that." The Elven King grabbed her wrist tightly with one hand, and at the same time snatched the wand from her hand.The girl didn't resist, she just looked down at her hand, then at the Elf King, then shook her head and said, "No, I want to kill."

"I hate living life. The birds in the sky, the fish in the water, the beasts on the ground, the insects in the earth, and all human beings. I want to kill them. I like to see others suffer. I like to see blood bloom. Hua'er." The girl was still expressionless, but a madness gradually appeared in her eyes.She suddenly raised her hand towards the stone wall, smashing the cave wall into pieces, and then dragged out several orcs from inside.These orcs were all chopped to death by her palm, and blood flowed all over the ground.

"Where did the orcs come from?" the Elf King frowned.

"It was sent by that guy. A man named Dolokhov, I saw him when I was a child." The girl said as she reached into the blood on the ground and grabbed a bright red rose in the blink of an eye. The flowers came and handed to the Elf King.

"For you," she said.

The Elf King didn't answer, he just continued to frown and look at the person in front of him, his face was full of thick black that couldn't be melted away. "Are you going to kill me too?"

"No, I won't kill you." The girl replied, "I like you."

These words made the Elf King's complexion even darker.He heard the girl continue to say: "Because I like you very much, I helped the ring swallow her. As long as she is not here, I can come out to find you, and I want to be with you. I can give the whole world to you." You, if anyone blocks you, I will kill them all!"

"World?" The Elf King sneered, "You won't have this chance." He pulled out his sword from his waist, pointed at the girl with black eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Let her out."

"I can't do it." The girl replied, "She has been swallowed by the ring spirit."

"You can do it." The Elf King said coldly, "Give me the ring now. You can refuse, but I will get it in another way."

"I thought you liked me too." There was a little sadness in the girl's black eyes, "You once smiled at me. I gave all her skills to me. She is weak and stupid, and she doesn't deserve you."

"She is worth it. She is completely different from you." The elf said kingly, "Bring me the ring."

The girl was silent, and the Elf King quietly waited for her action, he was ready to fight.But the girl never rushed over, nor did she do anything to the sleeping Thorne.After a long time, she took the sapphire ring off her finger, put her palms together, held the ring in her palm, and started exerting force.Just when the Elf King was about to snatch the ring back, he suddenly heard a scream, and saw a white figure forced out of the ring, whose appearance was exactly the same as the dwarf corpse that fell on the ground before.The girl quickly pulled out another magic wand from her magic pocket, and pointed at Bai Ying, who let out another scream, and her entire soul melted into the air.

"Okay." The girl said, and while speaking, she put the ring back on her finger, and then pointed her wand towards the center of her eyebrows, and a black hole that kept rotating appeared on her forehead. "You can come here and look for her, if you want."

"What shall I do?" asked the Elf King, taking a step forward.The girl grabbed his hand and pointed her fingertips at her forehead.The Elf King raised his finger without hesitation, and in the next second, he pinned Joe under him.

Well, actually lost consciousness and passed out.Because he was too big, by the way, he pushed the girl under him.And the latter didn't mean to push him away, just left a sentence of "I will watch you", and then turned into black light and got into the ring.All that remains in the cave is a husk with both souls absent.

Thorn, the dwarf prince who was almost killed and didn't wake up after quarreling in the cave, and the orc whose head was twisted, finally woke up.He yawned, looked outside the hole, and found that the moon was still hanging in the sky.Uh, I feel like I've been asleep for a long time, isn't it dawn yet?Looking back, Thorne just turned his head, and turned back the next second!

What are you doing in the middle of the night?Do you dare to carry someone behind your back!