[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

Because of drinking too much and not having a good rest before, Joe didn't wake up until noon the next day.Of course, she woke up in her own bed, not a wicker chair.

In short, when Joe woke up, he felt sore all over his body, of course it was only the soreness of his limbs, maybe he was pressed by his poor sleeping position.But the strange thing is that the head doesn't hurt too much. Joe used to have a headache after waking up after drinking.

She still has some previous memories. She vaguely remembers that she stole some wine in the wine cellar, and was caught by the elf king. In the end, she was forced to conjure up a pot of wine and drink it all by herself. What happened after drinking the wine? She didn't know at all, and she didn't know if she had done anything bad.Speaking of it, it seems that she drank too much in front of the Elf King for the second time, remembering that she was drunk in his palace when she was just a deer.It is said that he broke many cups of the Elf King at that time, and he was so angry that he refused to ride himself...

In short, let's go and apologize, it's definitely not a good thing to get drunk in someone's dormitory—even though that guy forced her to drink.Joe swung his arms and kicked his legs. After easing the discomfort in his limbs, he went out to find the Elf King.

Although he lived in the jungle palace for many days, Joe still felt uncomfortable.As a human being with a poor sense of direction, it is really dizzy to walk in a bunch of dense corridors all day long!And even though there are fluorescent magic lamps hanging everywhere, the castle is still a bit gloomy. No wonder many wood elves have built wooden houses outside and don't like living in the castle.

Because it was close to noon, the Elf King was having lunch when Joe rushed over (the Elf King has a small private dining room), and when he saw Joe coming over, he hooked his finger at her.

Joe:?

Dian Dian Dian ran over.

The Elf King pointed down a little, and Joe looked down, and saw that he was pointing at a high-backed chair across the table.

Hey, is this asking her to sit down and eat together?Joe touched his empty stomach, thanked the elf king, and sat down on the chair.Soon, the two wood elf guards brought up two more plates of food, placed them in front of Joe, and retreated silently.

"Is this... for me?" Joe still couldn't believe it. She had lived in this castle for so long, but it was the first time she had a meal with the Elven King face to face (not counting the ones in the cave)!I heard that the Elf King eats alone except at the banquet, so is he rewarding her now?Could it be that she didn't do anything bad last night but did something good instead?So don't you need to apologize?

"Well, it's for you." The Elf King didn't cast a cold glance at her or raise his chin casually this time, but replied seriously.After he finished speaking, seeing that Joe was still staring at the plate in a daze, he couldn't help smiling, stretched out his hand and pushed the plate in front of her, and smiled again: "Eat."

Joe: =口=!

This guy actually smiled at her, even twice, and it was so, so... weird!Yes, how could something like gentleness appear on the Elf King?Absolutely spooky!Coupled with the fact that the guy gave the man a face that was white and blind, this smile is like the death light that can purify all things!

No, I can't see him anymore.Joe managed to forget the dream he had in the cave a few days ago, and he didn't want to recall it again.God knows how difficult it is to forget the queen who looks exactly like the elf king's various actions towards her!Why did she have to be given something by a man wearing a skirt before she even had a boyfriend?Still a person who looks better than her in a skirt!

After finally calming down her grief and indignation, Joe sniffed, grabbed a fork and began to eat.The elf king's lunch consisted of a vegetable salad plate, a fruit plate and a jug of wine. Joe's wine was canceled here, and there were only vegetables and fruits.The girl picked up a piece of apple with a fork and put it into her mouth. As soon as she chewed it, she suddenly covered her mouth with a painful expression on her face.

Seeing this, the Elf King couldn't help but pause, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"..." Joe changed his hand and covered the corner of his mouth.She swallowed the piece of apple with difficulty, and said with a bitter face, "It's strange, the corner of my mouth is broken, I accidentally touched it when I was eating an apple, it hurts so much!"

"...Probably you bit it when you weren't paying attention." The Elf King touched his nose unnaturally, and looked away.Joe was very angry at his irresponsible statement, and retorted loudly: "It's impossible! My teeth are not canines, and they can't reach the corners of my mouth at all. You see, I can't bite here at all, unless I use dentures to pick it up." Come out and bite!"

"That's what you did. You've been messing with me for a while since you got drunk yesterday, Miss Field. If you don't want to eat, but want to hear something else, I don't mind giving you a good time." Talk."

"...No, no, no need. I'll eat, eat." Joe wilted instantly, and after picking up and eating all the apples, he lowered his head and pricked the lettuce leaves on the plate with a fork.She doesn't like eating vegetables very much, and she didn't want to eat them after pricking them several times, and finally she simply threw away the fork and straightened up.

"Exquisite... Thranduil. Do you want to try the dishes of my hometown?" Joe tentatively suggested, "Will you not get tired of eating mixed vegetables every day? My hometown is a country of famous cuisine in the world !"

"Oh? You can do it?" The elf king raised an eyebrow, he put down the silver fork in his palm, wiped his hands with a piece of white silk cloth, and there was a trace of curiosity in his eyes.Joe quickly waved his hand and said, "Of course I won't do it, but I can change it! It's like changing wine last time!"

"Then try it." The Elf King leaned back lazily, tilting his head.Qiao inexplicably felt as if she had become a brat playing a hero in front of a beauty. She shook her head to drive away the thought, pulled out her magic wand from her sleeve, chanted a spell, pointed towards the tabletop, and the light flashed. The salad disappeared, and a black sauce-like object appeared on the plate, surrounded by five crooked eggplants like celestial flowers.

"This is eggplant wrapped in chocolate sauce. The white one is cream and the black one is chocolate. The eggplant is also very delicious!" Joe happily introduced this dish.

Elf King: "..."

Then came the second course.Jo flicked her wand again, and with a "sizzling" sound, the plate of fruit salad in front of her with apples picked out turned into a plate of pie.The whole pie is golden in color, made of potatoes, eggs and flour, and exudes a tempting aroma.But there are seven fishes distributed around the pie, all of them are standing at attention deeply in the pie, only one head is exposed, the eyes of the fish are wide open, and the mouth is facing the sky in a high-spirited posture!

Joe: "This is a traditional delicacy in our country, 'Looking up at the Stars Pie'! It is said that this pie was invented in memory of a brave farmer who saved a village in Cornwall with a large number of sea fish in the [-]th century. The pie is also very delicious Yummy!"

Elf King: "..."

Then Jo conjures up luscious green salmon covered in cucumber slices, and her own “pea flour seafood roasted bell peppers” with a beetroot or something drizzled on top that looks bloody ...

The Elf King silently raised his hands to cover his eyes.He struggled with his reason for a long time before he managed to restrain himself and did not stand up and leave. Instead, he used a fork to fork a piece of pie that Joe handed over, carefully avoiding the dead fish head inside, struggling to bite Take a sip.

……

Joe watched him nervously.

The Elf King's expression changed several times, and finally returned to his original state, and he commented lightly: "Not bad."

Joe was overjoyed, and hurriedly cut a bigger piece of pie to put on the elf king's plate.The latter's hands trembled slightly, and then he stood up abruptly.

"...I still have some government affairs to deal with." After dropping these words, the Elf King went to the meeting hall without looking back, and his always upright back seemed to be running away, and disappeared in the blink of an eye. up.Joe couldn't help feeling a little depressed as he didn't send out half a piece of pancake with pea, seafood and beetroot juice.

It seems that the Elf King is not very interested in these delicacies.Fortunately, she also specially selected a few dishes that she saw in books and TV, and racked her brains to change them to him.You must know that these kinds of dishes were specially recommended by James to her, saying that if she has a very important male friend, she can cook them for him.Perhaps the Elf King prefers vegetarian dishes over pasta or meat, or else try strawberries and mustard sauce for him next time?

Anyway, it's fine if the Elf King doesn't like it, he should be full after eating for a long time just now, but she is the one who is hungry.Thinking to herself, Jo shook her wand, and transformed the dishes into her favorite frost-topped green apple pie, fish steak, Yorkshire pudding and lemon cream chicken, and poured a jug of wine It turned into hot Ceylon tea, and then happily sat down and began to feast on it.

On the surface it seems to be gone, but in fact, he is hiding in the shadow of the corner and secretly observing the elf king here: "..."

If one day he accidentally strangled or raped a human being to death, it must be very excusable.