[Comprehensive] Using the sword as a medium, I will hire you to live forever

Let's talk about when Nuwa and Fuxi returned to Kunlun Mountain, the little girl was having a great time playing on the swing made of the chaotic fairy grass, where she was born.

Sometimes when I see a tiger that has not yet transformed, I grab its tail and pull its beard.The majestic spotted tiger among the beasts was bullied and ran away.It would be even more unlucky if a god came to report some chores to Shennong.Forcibly pulling her to play games with her, and punching her every time she loses.Where did the gods dare to beat the little princess of the heavens, they all pretended to lose, and were punched hard by the child a few times, and then they went away with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

As soon as the beaten people left the little girl's sight, they wiped off the bruises that had just appeared one by one, and burst into tears: "Little ancestor, what's so interesting about this game?"Is it interesting to toss like this every day?

This naughty, unlucky boy!Shennong is completely speechless about his own daughter. Is there any subject who likes to violently treat him so much?

Regarding her daughter's endless bullying of the gods in the God Realm, Shen Nong asked, "You child, why do you like beating people so much?"

"Hey, didn't you protect our home? Dad, I saw many transformed creatures because you punched me and I slapped you, and then those who lost all left with bruises and swollen faces. I don’t dare to seize other people’s territory anymore. This is obviously my father’s and me’s home, and those gods come to our place all day long and don’t leave for days. I’m afraid they want to grab the territory, so I’ll beat them away.” The girl said it confidently and with a hint of showing off.

The small eyes, the whole meaning is "praise me, praise me", Shen Nong Fu forehead: Hey, it is too busy to teach the children.Now the girl is still ignorant of this world, how can this be good?By the way, when will Brother Xi and his siblings come back? ! !Daughter needs discipline, but he really doesn't have time! ! !

"Hehe, big brother, this kid is really interesting." Nuwa hasn't been this happy for a long time. The little girl's innocent talk is true, and her small appearance is just like letting people rub her into her arms and spoil her. .

Nuwa was doing the same thing, hugging the little girl and kissing her hard: "Good boy, it's so cute. Isn't it, brother?" Where there is a comparison, there is a difference.This is really a pink and tender girl, unlike the cold and broken child of Zhu Rong's family.Well-behaved and cute, you can help her comb her hair and make clothes by herself.

Thinking of this, Nu Wa felt very happy!

The little girl was unhappy, she rubbed her pampered left cheek, and asked with wet eyes: "Who are you? And beautiful sister, why do you love your family, they are all loved by you."

When Nu Wa heard the name 'sister', her eyes almost disappeared from the smile, and her niece was indeed the cutest, so get out of the way!Nuwa expressed extreme resentment for the boy's cold face when he saw her.

"Little girl, you want to call me aunt, not sister. Also, the one next to aunt is uncle. We are all your elders, do you understand?"

'Aunt' and 'Uncle' have question marks in their eyes, what is that?elder?Is it someone like Daddy?However, Daddy has a big beard, and aunt(?) is so young, how can she look the same?The little girl is tangled: I really don't understand the world of adults!

"Brother, does your niece have a name?"

Speaking of the name issue, Shennong really forgot o(╯□╰)o there are so many things to do every day, and most of the time he has to develop elixirs, so how can he have other time to think about these?

Seeing Shennong's embarrassed expression, Nuwa knew that her elder brother must have forgotten.

But the little girl said happily: "If there is a name, I have a name! Daddy calls me Little Nvwa, and my name is Nvwa." After speaking, she smiled sweetly at Shennong.

Shennong felt that his daughter was his little padded jacket, and nodded repeatedly: "That's right, the child is called Nvwa, how about it?"

Nuwa also likes this name: "That's great, my name is Nuwa, and my little niece is called Nvwa. From then on, I will call you Wawa."

'Baby' and 'Baby' are really cute names, and Shennong and Nuwa are obviously very satisfied.

Fuxi covered his face: Do you want to decide on your niece's name so hastily?Brother and sister are too unreliable, right?

Fuxi looked at the doll who was smiling happily, and thought that the doll was still young, so it was okay to call him such a childish name when he was young, but if he was called that way when he grew up, the doll would cry, right?She must be crying, right?Thinking of Cangjue's name Changqin, he still dislikes such a good name, how can such a casual name for a girl be the name of Yandi Shennong's little princess?

"Brother, the name 'Nvwa'... is a bit of a joke, isn't it? The doll will still use this name when she grows up, so...won't you be thinking of one?"

Nuwa was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with calling me a baby? Didn't my brother still call me 'Wawa'!"

……younger sister!It's not the same at all, okay?This is a nickname between husband and wife, do you understand nicknames? !

"Ahem," Sensing that Brother Xi was on the verge of going crazy, Shen Nong intervened, "Then, then let's give it another name. The baby should be called by the elders."

The doll who was the center of the topic didn't care so much, she jumped off Nuwa's arms long ago, and continued to bully the tigers and beasts in Buzhou Mountain.

Fuxi nodded, sat on the ground, and made a fortune for the baby: "Hey, the baby's fortune is very strange. It is both friendly and offensive with water? This is strangely tight."

Shennong still believed in Fuxi's divination ability, but such contradictory numerology is really unheard of.

"The doll is conceived by the Chaos Immortal Grass, maybe it is the difference of the Chaos?" Shen Nong guessed.

"Oh, so the doll is the chaotic fairy grass. Let me just say, when did the eldest brother find us a sister-in-law who can give birth to such a cute doll?!" Nuwa did not admit that she was envious and jealous. They have been married for more than [-] years, and they have no children yet.The ten thousand year bachelor brother has a daughter casually, so how can she really be embarrassed by Nuwa! ! !

Fuxi was a little embarrassed by the acetic acid in Nuwa's words, hehe, you understand ╮(╯_╰)╭.

"Maybe it's just what the elder brother guessed. Why don't you name the doll a little fish that lives in the water as a good omen?" Fuxi hurriedly said, kneeling in his heart: Wawa, what do we need to go home? How about going?Please don't talk about private topics between husband and wife in front of big brother, please! ! !

"Then why not call it koi, how about it?" Koi is both beautiful and delicious, especially the koi roasted by my brother is even more delicious. Nuwa's favorite fish is koi.

Shennong felt that the name was good, so he decided on it immediately: "Okay, let's call it Koi." After speaking, he asked his daughter to play the game of "Dolls Chasing Tigers" in some corner, and told her that she now has a nice name. Name: Koi.

Fuxi is about to complain about his incompetence: Why is the name of the horse doll 'Koi'?Wawa, did you really care about choosing your name?Brother, are you really serious about your promise?You are not love dolls, you are pit dolls, soulless!

When Shennong chased his daughter, the baby was riding on the head of a big monster.This monster looks like a wild cat but has a white head, and its name is Tengu.Isn't the Tiangou supposed to be in Yinshan this day? Why did it appear in Kunlun?Shennong felt very strange.

"Daddy, I caught a strange big wild cat." The baby happily showed off to Shennong.

"Baby, this is a tengu, not a wild cat."

"Eh? It's not a wild cat? It doesn't look like a dog either?"

"Well, its name is Tengu, and it has nothing to do with its appearance."

"Okay then, Tengu, you will be mine from now on. I'll name you 'Maomao', how about it, doesn't it sound nice?" The baby thinks that Tengu is too pitiful, because it looks like a cat, and it's still being treated like a cat. Called a dog, it really means a cat is a dog!See how kind she is, think more about it!

Shennong felt that his daughter was almost invincible. Didn't he see the moon-eating dog who was bullied by the doll and almost cried? How can he be cruel to others?

"Okay, baby, your uncle and aunt and I have chosen a nice name for you, called 'Kinkoi'. From now on, baby can only be called by the elders. When introducing yourself to others, you can say that you are 'Kunlun Yandi's'." Daughter—koi', do you understand?" Shen Nong told her in detail when to say her two names and when not to mention them.I'm really afraid that this daughter's head is tied up for a while, and she doesn't know how to introduce herself.

"Okay, okay, daddy, I know. Only daddy, uncle and aunt can call me doll, and I will introduce myself as Koi to everyone else. It's so simple, daddy knows it without mentioning daughter. "Koi said nonchalantly.

Shennong was worried about this daughter to death, and he was not a person who could educate his daughter.The issue of her daughter's education has now become a serious concern for Shennong.

"What, big brother, did you throw the doll to me to teach?" Nuwa was stunned!I thought my eldest brother was a good father and would want to take care of the doll himself.But now I let myself teach the doll, this is a surprise, isn't it? !

Shennong thought that Nuwa was unwilling to teach the koi, and explained: "Sisters and sisters, you also know that I spend a long time on alchemy every day. I really have very little time to accompany her and teach her. Now the baby even I don’t know some basic common sense, I am really afraid that my daughter will become more and more stupid when she is with me... (╯﹏╰)”

o___o"...o__o"...o__o"...Nuwa was speechless for a moment, but thinking about it carefully... In the eyes of Nvwa, Shennong, who only knows how to dig mud and plant grass and study elixir all day long, is a certain person compared to her husband. To a certain extent, he is really a fool. If the baby learns from Shennong and keeps talking about purple flowers, rare glass fruits... a series of herbal names, it will be really fatal! From this point of view, Shennong really raised his daughter It's possible to be stupid. No, no, no, the doll is so cute, how can it be taught to be stupid?!

Nu Wa immediately hugged the doll in her arms, left the silly father, and quickly returned to her Wa Palace.