It's not a giant in women's clothing

Dog abuse?Si Wen liked this word very much, even though he and Wu Ji were pure friends, he glanced at Wu Ji next to him, "From now on, you're gay."

"???" Wu Ji looked confused, gay wool, gay, he is a straight man, a straight man!How many times does he have to say that!Why are today's young people so poor in comprehension?

Si Wen: "Live broadcast effect, understand?"

Wu Ji shook his head, turned off the microphone, and said to him: "I don't want any live broadcast effect, normal live broadcast is fine."

"I want, I saved you tonight, and you are not willing to meet this request?" After speaking, Si Wen actually looked a little resentful.

Wu Ji gritted his teeth, "If you're gay, you're gay, I want you to regret making this request."

Si Wen said to wait and see.

Quality Square waited for tens of seconds, 99 people got on the plane, and the two started talking in the game, which could be heard by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Si Wen: "Shall we skip school?"

Wu Ji: "No, I want to jump into your heart."

Live audience: "???"

"Oh, jump to school." Si Wen calmly opened his parachute and jumped off.

"Did you find the gun?" After landing, Si Wen picked up a s1897 (spray gun) not long after, and rushed towards Si Wen through two houses, naturally picking up some more things during the process.

Wu Ji: "Don't you have it on your body? I still need to pick it up? Take it out of your body and let me use it."

This sentence became dirty because of that word, and the live broadcast room——

"Fuck, what is the goose doing? Is he serious?"

"This is not the car to go to kindergarten, I want to get off!"

"Emmm, I can give you one too, and it's bigger and stronger than his!"

"Are you sure you weren't talking about phantom limbs?"

Si Wen took a deep breath, pretending to be calm and threw s1897 at Wu Ji's feet, and put another uzi (charge) in his hand.

But Wu Ji said: "I want uzi, I like fast ones, s1897 is not fast enough."

Studio--

"It turns out that he likes to go fast, but it's a pity, I can last for half an hour!"

"Five seconds to find out!"

"The anchor of the yellow accent is paying attention!"

"..." Si Wen suddenly felt very helpless, picked up the s1897, threw the uzi to Wu Ji, just after loading the s1897, footsteps came from outside the door.

"Someone is coming in." Si Wen reminded Wu Ji in a low voice, while squatting down and taking two steps cautiously to the right, hiding behind a table, aiming at the door, ready to fire at any time.

At this time, Wu Ji turned on all the microphones and said loudly: "People outside, listen, my future husband and I are living in a world of two, please don't disturb us, please?"

Is this really a straight guy?Si Wen stared.

Unexpectedly, that person really didn't bother them anymore, and his footsteps were getting further and further away.

Si Wen: "..."

The latter two still eliminated several people in the school. At this time, each of them was carrying a 98k (sniper) and an M16 (rifle gun). They found a Bengbeng (two-person desert karting off-road vehicle) and prepared to get in the car and leave , but argued over who was driving.

"Let me drive it? I drive this car very steadily, and I will never overturn it!" Wu Ji begged pitifully.

Si Wen: "Oh, I'm afraid of death, so let me drive."

Wu Ji: "Do you really want to drive my car that much?"

drive your car?Si Wen was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "Yes, I'm going to drive your car."

"Okay! You drive! Drive whatever you want! If you want to, you will occupy my car all the time and drive it forever!" Wu has obediently sat in the back seat.

"..." Si Wen was rendered speechless by Wu Ji, and drove away silently, thinking in his heart: This Wu Ji is really a little goblin, he is about to admit defeat.

However, just as the two of them were on the road, there was a gunshot, and a green patch appeared on Wu Ji's head, and then he fell to the ground.

"I was shot..." Wu Ji knelt on the ground, walking back and forth, lest the enemy take him away with another shot.

"I know, you wait, I will avenge you." Si Wen backed the car, guarding Wu Ji behind the car, and then got out of the car.

Aiming the gun, there was a muffled bang, and a person fell down on the roof of a building in the southwest direction, but he was not eliminated directly. It seems that his teammates are probably nearby, so where would it be?

"Honey, I can still rescue it." Wu Ji said pitifully as he knelt aside.

Si Wen snorted, and was about to go over and pull him up, but he didn't expect another sentence to come out of his mouth: "Don't you want to wait for me to die while it's hot?"

Don't you want to wait for me to die while it's hot?Don't you want to wait for me to die while it's hot!Si Wen felt that his head was going to explode, and wanted to put 98k on Wu Ji's head and shoot him, but the sliver of reason that remained stopped Si Wen, and silently pulled the little elf up.

The live broadcast room is irrational at all——

"Kill that goose and let me come, I want it while it's hot!"

"When Jingcha Shushu arrived, there was only one dead body left at the scene, and he had already packed away the things that could prove the murderer's crime."

"Ahead, when will I be as good as you?"

Si Wen pointed his gun at the rooftop, and within a few seconds, a figure appeared surreptitiously and ran towards the fallen man. It was obvious that the two were in a team, and this man wanted to rescue him.

Si Wen left Wu Ji, who was spraying medicine, and ran quickly towards the building, raised his hand and threw a mine on the roof, then felt that it was not enough, and threw two more.

Bang bang bang!The rooftop looked like a bombing zone, and after a while, the game prompted siwen233 to use thunder to eliminate two people.

"My dear, you are really great, can I touch your trophy?" Wu Ji said from behind, already full of blood.

Si Wen was silent for a moment, and said in a word: "I'm afraid you won't be able to touch it with one hand."

Wu Ji: "Oh, then I'll cut it into pieces and put it in the refrigerator to touch slowly."

"Oh." At this moment, Si Wen could only use this word to conceal the coldness of his legs.

After touching the two corpses on the roof, the two of them are already very rich, especially Wu Ji, who has a third-level head, a second-level, a third-level bag, and Si Wen's bag is still a second-level bag.

Si Wen: "Shall we attack City P?"

Wu Ji: "There must be a lot of people there, I'm afraid."

Si Wen: "When the time comes, I will be in front and you will be behind."

Wu Ji: "I'm behind...can your gun go around?"

"???" The pure Si Wen looked blank.

The two finally went to P City, stopped on the nearby mountain, and lay down on the top of the mountain.

Si Wen held the 98k equipped with an eight-fold mirror to patrol P city back and forth, and finally pointed the gun at a window reflecting light. Just now, a figure was standing there, and then suddenly squatted down.

The man seemed to have spotted him too.

Wu Ji was unaware of all this, and said leisurely, "Honey, do you want me to sing for you?"

"Sing." Si Wen said lightly while aiming at the window.

"Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the roses with thorns ahead... oh shit!"

Wu Ji cried out suddenly, because of a gunshot, Si Wen's body that was lying on his stomach became kneeling.

Si Wen: "..."

Wu Ji: "..."

Studio--

"Die to this wonderful song hahahaha!"

"Don't talk about it, your own person!"

"At this time, we should sing "Blessing Lovers"."

Si Wen took a deep breath and stepped back, "Help me up."

Wu Ji walked over obediently, but instead of helping, he said: "Call me dear and I will help you."

Is this really a straight guy?Si Wen had this question again.

Si Wen: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated."

Wu already heard the words and fell into a tangle, "Honey, what should I do if I don't want to make things difficult for you?"

Si Wen: "Just help me."

As a result, Wu Ji shot him down.

Si Wen: "What are you doing?"

Wu Ji was not in a hurry to answer, he threw a mine under his feet and ended it himself.

Then he said: "Honey, I will die with you."

The live broadcast room became a sea of ​​laughter, Wu had already taken off the microphone, and asked Si Wen with a smile: "Is my gay skill not bad?" The implication is, Si Wen, do you admit defeat?

"Are you always so gay?" Si Wen didn't answer, staring at Wu Ji.

Wu Ji shook his head, "No, maybe I was born with this talent."

Si Wen took a deep breath and said helplessly, "Let's start."

At the beginning of the second round, the two jumped to the military base this time, and there were at least five other people jumping here with them.

In mid-air, Wu Ji said: "Honey, I feel like I'm going to fall into a box."

Si Wen: "A person who dares to make a fool of himself, what are he afraid of falling into a box?"

Wu Ji: "Okay, if I really become a box, you have to avenge me."

"Revenge for killing his wife?" At this moment, Si Wen decided to be gay and go back.

Wu Ji was stunned, and asked back: "You have admitted that I am your wife so early? What if your parents don't agree?"

Si Wen: "You can dress up as a man."

"..." Wu was at a loss for words.

Studio--

"The silence of the big fan of women's clothing."

"Women's clothes? What kind of women's clothes? What's the relationship between goose and women's clothes?"

"The first [-]% are fake fans."

Wu Ji glanced at the bullet screen, thought for a while, and felt that he couldn't be so cowardly, "Did you not be able to straighten your waist when I was dressing as a woman?"

"No, I don't feel anything at all." Si Wen smiled.

At this time, Wu had just landed, and while searching for equipment, he said, "Hmph, duplicity, that's not what you said last time in bed."

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he was eliminated by the oncoming enemies. This... really fell into a box.

"I'm going to go, you lie down there." Si Wen picked up an M16 and rushed towards Wu Ji's body.

Wu Ji: "Honey, I'm already lying down, are you satisfied with this position?"

Si Wen didn't answer, but raised his gun and beat the guy who eliminated Wu Ji into a hornet's nest, and then put his teammates on the ground before walking in front of Wu Ji.

"What do you want to do with my dilapidated body?" Wu Ji asked.

"Lick the equipment." Si Wen said naturally, but Wu Ji didn't have any equipment on him, looked at it and walked away in disgust, and continued to lick the other two.

Wu Ji: "Honey, let me find out from Lei."

Si Wen: "No, I will continue to fight with your soul, ready to lie down and eat chicken..."

Later, the word "bar" was deliberately put away.

Wu Ji: "..."

Studio--

"When Jingcha Shushu arrived at the scene, the dead goose's body was intact, except for a few holes in the bloody forest. After the forensic examination, he still retained the protracted chastity."

"Protracted???"

"There's nothing wrong with this idiom!"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Wu Ji: "I'm great, right?"

Si Wen: "Is your mouth as good as yours in bed?"

Wu Ji: "Slipped away."