It's not a giant in women's clothing

This is the photo of Wu Ji's first time in women's clothing, which Si Wen found with great difficulty on the Internet. In fact, he prefers Wu Ji's second time in women's clothing, but unfortunately there are no photos.

"You like Wu Xiaoxiao?" Wang Yusi opened her mouth in surprise.

Wu Xiaoxiao?Si Wen was stunned for a while, then took back his mobile phone and looked carefully, not to mention, Wu Ji's women's clothing really resembles Wu Xiaoxiao, but Si Wen likes Wu Ji's women's clothing, but has no feeling for Wu Xiaoxiao, probably because Wu Xiaoxiao It's a girl.

He was a little embarrassed, coughed lightly, and said, "I know the girl named Wu Xiaoxiao you mentioned, but you read it wrong, this is not her."

"Oh." Wang Yusi believed Si Wen's words, and then asked jealously: "Then who is this girl? This photo of her seems to have been taken in the bathroom, and it was in our school..."

The implication is, why is this girl taking pictures in the bathroom, how strange!

Si Wen raised his eyebrows. If he told her that this photo was taken by a boy wearing women's clothes in the men's bathroom, what would she look like?

Of course, he would not pretend to say this, but replied wittily: "She is not from this school. She came to me not long ago and took this photo."

Wang Yusi: "How did you know each other?"

"We met by playing games, we are considered...online dating." Si Wen felt that he was a liar, hey, this was also a helpless move.

"Okay, I see, I wish you happiness!"

As Wang Yusi spoke, he stood up and left with his dinner. After a few minutes, Ding Ding Ding Si Wen received three WeChat messages, all from Wang Yusi, and they were three official account articles——

"Shock!The female netizen whom the man has been in love with for two years is actually a man? ! "

"A Middle-aged Uncle in S City Was Defrauded of 20 in an Online Dating"

"Fate to meet thousands of miles away, a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall"

Si Wen: "..."

Wang Yusi sent him another WeChat message: "Brother Wen, I found a few articles for you to read. I have no other intention, just to remind you not to be fooled."

"Thank you, I know." Si Wen replied.

Wang Yusi: "However, even so, I still won't give up! [Come on]"

Si Wen: "My relationship with her is unbreakable."

Wang Yusi stopped talking, Si Wen felt that she would not let it go, hey, it's hard for this girl.

Not long after dinner, Si Wen received a WeChat message from Wu Ji: "My sister is coming to the apartment tonight."

Si Wen: "What do you mean?"

Wu Ji: "You don't want to see her?"

Unexpectedly, Wu Ji still wanted to bring them together, Si Wen shook his head and replied: "Comparatively speaking, I want to see you more."

Wu has shut up.

The next morning, before Si Wen woke up in the dormitory, his cell phone rang suddenly. It wasn't an alarm clock, but Wang Yusi called.

He pressed answer suspiciously, only to hear Wang Yusi say on the phone: "Brother Wen, I brought you breakfast downstairs in your dormitory, can you come down and get it?"

"Do you know which dormitory building I am in?" Si Wen was surprised.

Wang Yusi: "Yes, I know Liu Miao from your class. She seems to be your roommate's girlfriend, so I know where you live."

"Wait for me for 5 minutes." With that said, Si Wen hung up the phone and started dressing and washing.

When I ran downstairs, I saw Wang Yusi standing there carrying two breakfasts.

"Why did you suddenly think of buying me breakfast?" Si Wen looked at Wang Yusi with complicated eyes.

Wang Yusi smiled softly, "Because I want to buy it for you, here, take it quickly."

Si Wen took a piece of breakfast, looked at Wang Yusi, was about to thank her for her kindness, and tactfully told her not to do this again, when that little guy appeared.

"Si Wen, Wang Yusi, do you know each other?"

It's Wu Ji.

Wang Yusi glanced at Wu Ji, her cheeks blushed, said a few words hastily, then turned and ran away.

Wu Ji smiled and said to Si Wen: "I said, why are you so lukewarm to my sister? It turns out that you already have a girlfriend. I didn't expect that. But you may not know that Wang Yusi and my sister are good friends. It's kind of embarrassing."

"Wang Yusi and I are just ordinary friends." Si Wen explained lightly.

Wu Ji didn't believe it, and pointed to the breakfast in Si Wen's hands, "A normal friend will come over early in the morning to bring you breakfast? Think I'm a three-year-old child?"

Si Wen looked at Wu Ji, and asked lightly, "Are you jealous?"

"Eat woolen vinegar!" Wu Ji's face turned a little red, and he left a sentence: "Eat your love for breakfast!" and walked away.

Seeing his strong reaction, Si Wen became more and more suspicious that he was jealous. Is this...jealousy among friends?interesting.

Seeing that Wu had left, Si Wen looked at the breakfast in his hand, shook his head slightly, and ate it from the dormitory.

Don't forget to send Wang Yusi a WeChat message: "Yusi, thank you, but don't bother me in the future."

But Wang Yusi mentioned another matter, "Brother Wen, I always thought we were born as a couple."

"..." Si Wen really wanted to know why she said that.

Wang Yusi: "Your name is Si Wen, and I'm Yusi. Both your surname and the last character of my name are pronounced si. The second character of my name plus the last character of your name is language. This is definitely not a coincidence."

"You have a really rich imagination." Si Wen commented.

"I'm not afraid of trouble, just tell me what you want for breakfast." Wang Yusi returned to the topic just now.

Si Wen: "I don't have the habit of eating breakfast."

Wang Yusi was silent, and after a while, he sent several official account articles to Si Wen——

"warn!Skipping breakfast is slow suicide! "

"He lost ten years of life because of this habit..."

"How many people are ruined by not eating breakfast!" "

Si Wen suddenly felt suffocated, does this girl live on the official account?Aren't these articles the favorite of grandpa and aunt?

Si Wen felt that it was necessary to pull her back from the wrong path, so he replied: "Many articles on the official account have no scientific basis, so don't believe them completely. Also, I really don't eat breakfast."

In order not to trouble Wang Yusi, Si Wen lied one after another.

Wang Yusi actually said, "Okay, then I won't eat it either."

Still have this kind of operation?Si Wen was dumbfounded. If such a thin girl doesn't eat breakfast in the morning, will she become a paper person?

No, I can't let her do that, Si Wen thought for a while, and persuaded wittily: "But I like girls to eat breakfast, are you sure you don't want it?"

"Then do you like girls who eat breakfast?" Wang Yusi asked back.

Si Wen: "As long as you like breakfast, I like it regardless of whether it's a boy or a girl."

The conversation finally came to an end, and Wang Yusi probably would not bring Si Wenqiang breakfast anymore, which made him heave a long sigh of relief.

However, this girl's problem is far from being solved.

He didn't like any girls, including Wang Yusi naturally, and he didn't want to waste her affection.

After thinking about it, I finally sent Wu Ji a WeChat message for help, "Little guy, do me a favor?"

Wu Ji was extremely dissatisfied with the title of little guy, "You're just a little guy, I'm big, okay!"

Si Wen: "How old is it?"

Wu Ji: "I'm already 21."

Si Wen: "Oh, I thought you were [-] centimeters, do you have one?"

Wu Ji: "Why are you such a hooligan?!"

Si Wen replied: "You and I are both boys, what's wrong with discussing the size? Do you have a girl's heart?"

Wu was already confused, "Is it normal for boys to discuss this?"

Si Wen: "Yes."

Wu Ji: "Okay, next time I will measure and tell you the result."

Si Wen: "Before you get the result, you are a little guy."

Wu was silent over there, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Si Wen, I seem to be only...five centimeters, is this a disease?"

Si Wen: "I'm talking about the built-up size."

Wu was silent again, and spoke for a longer time, "It seems that it has never been built before."

When Si Wen saw this WeChat message, he didn't find it funny at all. Instead, he became worried about Wu Ji. After thinking about it, he finally decided: "I'll go to the apartment at night to help you heal."

Wu Ji: "How to treat it?"

Si Wen: "Don't worry, I'll make some preparations and talk about it tonight."

Wu Ji: "Can you do it?"

Si Wen was full of confidence, "I am a weapon system and launch engineering major."

Wu Ji: "..."

Wu Ji must be thinking in his heart, what is the connection between this major and his problem?

After a while, Wu Ji asked, "What did you ask me to do just now?"

Si Wen: "Heal your illness first."

Si Wen borrowed his roommate's computer, copied some things with a USB flash drive, and went straight to the apartment at night.

As soon as he entered the door, Wu Ji couldn't wait to ask: "How to treat it?" Like a terminally ill child.

Si Wen: "Go to your bedroom and turn on the computer."

Wu Ji did as he said, Si Wen inserted the USB flash drive into his computer, opened it, pointed to the video files inside and asked Wu Ji: "Have you seen these things?"

"No... why are you showing me this?" Wu Ji reacted greatly, his face turning purple.

"I'll give you treatment. You can watch it, whether you like it or not, keep watching it for a while, and call me when you set it up... It's okay if you don't." After speaking, Si Wen took a deep breath, turned and walked out.

He closed the door and sat on the sofa depressed: What the hell am I doing?Wu is so pure, I actually showed him those!

But thinking about it carefully, Si Wen himself hasn't seen many videos of these men and women, but as for the men and women, he has seen some.

Thinking about it again, in that USB flash drive, there seems to be a man and a man?

Half an hour passed, and there was still no movement from Wu Ji's side. Si Wen was very bored, so he had to play "The Fifth Personality". After two and a half rounds, Wu Ji finally opened the door and walked out.

"Okay?" Si Wen stood up and asked.

Wu Ji shook his head, "No, I feel a little sick."

Si Wen: "How many videos have you watched?"

Wu Ji: "I didn't use the computer, let it play three in sequence..."

Si Wen sighed, hesitated for a moment and said, "Actually, I also hate this kind of video."

Wu Ji stared, "Then you still let me see?"

Si Wen raised his eyebrows, "Why don't you try the one that I don't hate?"

Then Si Wen played the video of that man to Wu Ji.

Within 10 minutes, Wu Ji ran out of the bedroom, but ignored Si Wen, turned around and went into the bathroom.

Si Wen: "..."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Wu Ji flipped the table: "What did you show me? It's not pretty at all!"

Si Wen: "Is it because the actors are not good enough or the filming is not aesthetically pleasing?"

Wu Ji: "I don't know! Anyway, no! Good! Look!"

Si Wen: "Oh, I see, it's the wrong gender."