wild cranberries

In Qingyi in June, the rain is more frequent than in previous years. According to the Qingnan proverb that the old people often talk about, it is called "cloud twisting cloud, rain drenching".The subjects of Lu Gao Senior Two entered the final stage of final review, and the workload was like the level of the Wunan River, soaring day by day, so much that he vomited blood.Once the awn seed is over, the life test of the third year of high school is also turning around and it is in front of you.

On the day when the third-year students tore the books, the school leaders were quite open-minded. They opened their eyes and closed their eyes. They only set up a small rule: you can tear it up, throw it away, but remember to stay after school to clean up.Also, be careful, don't throw your teachers and classmates downstairs when you get excited.

After all, he believed in the evil of the students.Fortunately, the projector and the blackboard could not be removed from the wall, or they would have to be thrown downstairs that day.

It was the second teaching building before evening self-study that evening. The corridors on the first to fifth floors were crowded with students who joined in the fun. , let the tiger out, and finally carnival.I couldn't tell which boy it was, put his hands around his mouth and yelled "action" heart-piercingly towards the building opposite, which was equivalent to an order, accompanied by the screams and cheers that instantly boiled over, and all arrows flew together. hair.

At that time, Li Yuan was teaching Peng Xiaoman how to write three-dimensional geometry under the order of her old class, and she was full of wtf.I am not a person who can explain questions to others at all. Li Yuanxin said that the old class has not understood it for so many years. Mathematics is clearly only comprehensible but not expressible. It all depends on enlightenment. A little rubbish who has just applied for an account is not at the same level, so how to teach?

"This is an auxiliary line, understand?" Li Yuan knocked on the three-dimensional triangle with complicated lines comparable to the Xizhimen overpass, and she was quite patient.

"Understood." Peng Xiaoman bit his pen and nodded fiercely.

"I understand what you do, and I watch you do it."

"Um……"

He knows a furball.

"Look at it." Li Yuanxin pulled his blank paper and drew two rays on the paper. The auxiliary lines made by Xueba are all precise and elegant, and they are extremely beautiful. "Extending MN and CD to meet point E can make the NE becomes the projection of CE in the plane AMN, so that you can prove that EN is perpendicular to PN according to the known conditions, and finally get the final result of the topic, this is the general idea."

Her mind was quite good, she immediately understood, and looked at Li Yuan in awe.

"Come on less." Li Yuan Mingchao sneered, "This is the foundation of the foundation."

"Don't ask me based on your foundation of being a top student." Peng Xiaoman's face fell down.

"It's not my foundation, it's the foundation of the college entrance examination."

You Kaifeng sat in the front and was the least happy to hear it.He turned around and pointed an inch below Li Yuan's Adam's apple with a pen and awl, "Hey, why didn't you see you being so detailed when you solved the problem for me back then? Saying two more words would kill you." Yes! Is it a double-standard dog?"

You Kaifeng has always liked to use a fountain pen, and it is a limited edition of various colors of the German brand LAMY. The equipment is top-notch, and the writing is still extremely ugly.But I am willing to change the style every three days, like a vicious capitalist.

Li Yuan brushed off the tip of his pen, and said flatly, "After all, if Peng Xiaoman's mathematics is a lame person among normal people, your mathematics is like a corn on a lame foot."

"Fuck you!"

You Kaifeng clapped his hands together in front of Li Yuan's eyes to make a fuck-enhanced version. Gou Zhong Qi and Zhou Yiqing listened and laughed like crazy in the back row.

Peng Xiaoman stretched out his hand to praise him from the side: "Young hero is very good at cursing, double killing, I can't tell that he is hurting me unless I listen carefully."

Gou Zhong Qi took off his glasses, took the napkin handed over by Zhou Yiqing, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked You Kaifeng: "Didn't the old class arrange a master for you? Mathematics is not much worse than Li Yuan .”

"Who? You said this is Zhao?" Zhao Jin went to the cafeteria for dinner and hadn't come back yet. The chair was empty, and You Kaifeng raised his leg up, "You can pull it down a little bit."

You Kaifeng pointed at Zhao Jin's table, "Take a look! Can't you see the long-eyed one? His uncle's books are piled up like a small bunker. I sit at the same table with him. How can he help me?" I made a private room! Lectures? Nonsense, I can see where his head is in class, it’s not bad, big brother, it’s as good to guard against me as the guerrillas guard against devils.”

Hearing what he said, Li Yuan raised her eyebrows, "Then you might as well sit on the edge of the podium, where the air is ventilated in summer and the brain is refreshed in winter."

"I don't!" You Kaifeng pouted at Li Yuan, twisting his snowflake meat, which was extremely greasy and hot-eyed, "I want to sit with you~"

The surrounding people quickly turned their heads and pretended to be retching violently.

Hearing that Lu Qingyuan suddenly stood up in the class, Peng Xiaoman pointed out the window and shouted: "Oh, tear it, tear it!" He looked out in the direction Lu Qingyuan pointed, and saw a few pieces of white snow at first, leisurely Spinning, it descended tentatively and unhurriedly, but in the blink of an eye, the amount of snow suddenly increased sharply, and fine pieces of paper fell all over the sky, almost like a heavy snowfall in June.

The group of sophomores and sophomores didn't know what the hell they were being excited about together, they immediately started cooking, put down their fountain pens and tutors, and flocked to the corridor outside the door screaming.Lu Qingyuan joined in the fun with Kaifeng and was used to leading the charge. Peng Xiaoman jumped out of the seat and followed closely behind. When he turned around and saw Li Yuan sitting still, he reached out and grabbed his arm, dragging him out. "You're the only one who can pretend."

What a snow day.

Peng Xiaoman was crowded among the students on the third floor inside and outside the corridor, barely showing half of his head on tiptoe.

There is a teaching building on three sides, and the gap on one side forms a cave-like space. The evening wind blowing from all sides is always filled with moist water vapor from the Wunan River, soaking in the papers that flow in from top to bottom.

The last warm color of the sky in the evening was smoothed out by the clouds, and the hot temperature seemed to be being inherited by another warmer way.The senior high school students were tearing and shouting, and the demons danced wildly. It was almost unbelievable that what they shouted was actually a slogan called: My heart is heroic, I will never say never.

The school opened the teaching building on the east side at the right time, and the LED display screen under the copper characters of the school motto of Mingli Duxue, after a brief beep and a blue screen, the prelude to Mayday's "Stubbornness" sounded, pushing the cheers of the teachers and students of the school to another wave of orgasm.

The school actually understands it very well, and is actually very provocative.

Peng Xiaoman always felt that Ashin's singing skills were not good, and he always sang high notes like him, short of breath, unable to go up, and always felt that someone needed to pinch him from behind.But it seems that it is precisely because of his powerlessness that all five fans can feel a kind of indomitable effort and never give up in his singing. There is no way to keep your fingertips from swollen and motionless.

Originally, it was just singing along sporadically, and after half of the chorus, it evolved into a chorus for the whole school.

Me and my last stubbornness, hold hands tightly and never let go

Whether the next stop is heaven, even if you are disappointed, you cannot despair

When Peng Xiaoman realized that the wet evening wind was blowing into his eyes, it was too late. He was squeezed among clusters of students, facing forward, and only blinked once, tears fell down.

Peng Xiaoman didn't even know why the hell, did he watch Qiong Yao too much? !

Cry a furball!

He was a little flustered, sniffing, wondering who was behind him, wondering if turning around like this would scare others, spoil the warm atmosphere, and cause the surroundings to look sideways.He suddenly felt the panic and helplessness that he hadn't felt for a long time, and quickly raised the back of his hand to wipe away a tear, and immediately dropped a new one.

Li Yuan was always behind him, watching the torn papers falling from the front with a lack of interest, and listening to Peng Xiaoman singing "Stubborn" in a low voice.His voice is rustling, muffled, and unexpectedly metallic, so it is unique among the harmony and catches the ear.But after a while, he couldn't hear the sound anymore. Li Yuan looked over and found that he was lowering his head. He was not tall, but now he was curled up, making him look even thinner.Li Yuan couldn't help but leaned over to look, her chin was almost resting on his shoulder intimately.

"I said." Li Yuan was stunned when she saw the back of his wet hands, "You—"

Knowing that Li Yuan was behind him, Peng Xiaoman immediately grabbed his wrist that was resting on his leg and held on tightly.

"Why are you crying?" It was the first time seeing him cry so closely, Li Yuan didn't even realize the tenderness in his words, it wasn't like him at all.Subconsciously, he leaned closer to him, as if encircling Peng Xiaoman, and naturally covered the sight of others, bent down and smiled, "Is this touching? Are you a girl?"

"Is it okay to be a girl?" Peng Xiaoman's eyes were red and he was still rubbing them.

Li Yuan suddenly couldn't bear it anymore, "I'll go in and get you some paper, girl, you get trachoma so easily."

Peng Xiaoman held on to his hand, as if afraid that he would run away.

"Give it up, girl?" Li Yuan didn't break free, and smiled.

"Don't go away yet." Peng Xiaoman couldn't help but blow his nose again, looked up at Li Yuan anxiously, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "What, what should I do, I'm especially afraid that others will see me crying. ...Hey, I'm so stupid."

"Who do you think you have kung fu to laugh at you?"

"This is not a matter of laughing or not, this is—" Peng Xiaoman held back for a long time, "This is a matter of male dignity!"

Li Yuan immediately laughed out loud, not giving him masculine dignity.

Just when he didn't know what to do, Li Yuan hooked Peng Xiaoman's neck with a chokehold without saying a word, turned him 45 degrees on the spot to get out of the crowd, and covered Peng Xiaoman's wet eyes with his right hand. , go towards the stairs at the end of the corridor.

Peng Xiaoman moved his eyelids, and felt an uneven strip covering the eyeball. After two or three seconds of doubt, he remembered that this was the cut in Li Yuan's hand. The line was gone, leaving a brand new scar.Peng Xiaoman would feel sorry, but Li Yuan didn't care at all, saying, anyway, it's the palm of your hand, and you won't be able to see it once you hold it.

Li Yuan's palm could almost cover half of Peng Xiaoman's face, and he didn't know whether to say his hands were big or the other person's face was small.Only the tip of Peng Xiaoman's mouth and nose were exposed to the air, as if he was caught blind in the dark and staggered forward under Li Yuan's armpit.

"Can't you be gentle? It's too rough!" Peng Xiaoman broke his arm, not to mention the pain in his collarbone, and he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Impossible." Li Yuan cheered up, held a revolver with her left hand, and lightly pressed the tip of her index finger against Peng Xiaoman's left temple: "Be honest."

"You are also a showman." Peng Xiaoman obeyed his duty as a hostage, and immediately did not move.

Li Yuan retracted her gun, "I can't compare to you, and I will recommend you as a graduate student at Xijing University."

You Kaifeng lowered his head and saw that Zhao Jin's mother had gone downstairs to pick up tutors. He was about to make fun of him in a strange way when he turned his head and saw Li Yuan running away with Peng Xiaoman in his arms. He shouted, "Where are you going?" you two?"

"bathroom."

"Wait for me and I will go too!"

Li Yuan raised her hand and shook him: "Those who weigh more than [-] won't cooperate with us to go to the bathroom."

"day!"

It was only when she got to the toilet that Li Yuan let go, and threw the person to the sink like a burden, and turned her back to the urinal to get water.Peng Xiaoman's eyeballs were pressed all the way by him, and now they are full of snowflakes.He rested his hands on the sink for a while, then sniffed loudly, "I'm going blind, you're the one who presses it."

"It's good to be blind." Li Yuan pocketed the bird into the gate, zipped the lock, and the sound of her voice caused the voice-activated light in the toilet to light up, "Look at A Bingjian, Beethoven, Helen, Keller, and Euler Homa. , all masters, all blind."

"How do you remember so smoothly?" Peng Xiaoman rubbed his eyes, convinced, "Did you go online to find some blind masters when you have nothing to do, and save a piece to play with?"

"Haven't you memorized the test composition materials that Zhou Yumei compiled for you? Those who are physically disabled, those who have died bravely, those who are high-spirited, plus the top ten people who touched China this year, she has summarized them all, and can write big essays and go straight to the top."

"Then what should we do to impress China next year?"

"Change again."

"What kind of thing, why... I don't have any impression?"

"The stack of A4 that was distributed with the Chinese volume last week." Li Yuan compared the width of a few millimeters, "It looks like twenty sheets, and the words "Bao Dian" are printed on it."

"Grass." Peng Xiaoman patted his thigh, "I think I wrote a sunflower on it and threw it away!"

"Then keep on crying." Li Yuan couldn't stand it, he kept rubbing his eyes, the circles around his eyes were red like a rabbit, and he kept rubbing them, reaching out and pulling his arm, "You will really get trachoma like that."

Peng Xiaoman avoided, "Did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

"..."

This is called a good donkey that kills the mill, and a good bridge that is demolished when crossing the river.Li Yuan's temples twitched when Peng Xiaoman said it, and she thought that if you were You Kaifeng, this hand would directly hit your mouth right now.

Peng Xiaoman suddenly stared at the collar of Li Yuan's school uniform, and then pointed, "I hope you calm down."

Li Yuan looked down, and there was a blue-black ink stain on her collar.

Damn it, You Kaifeng's sum leaked, what's the quality?

Don't you say good German imported pens?

"I calm down." Li Yuan raised her hand and took off her shirt, "That must be after I went back and crippled their arms."

Peng Xiaoman saw him standing in front of the sink with his upper body naked, turning on the faucet to rinse his collar, and kicking the door behind him with extra thoughtfulness, in order to prevent any innocent girl passing by from inadvertently peeping into the room, and was scared out of his wits , "The young man is so heroic, he really doesn't treat me as an outsider."

In fact, it was the second time seeing Li Yuan with her upper body naked, Peng Xiaoman felt nothing.It's just that that time he seemed to be kicked by the second kick, he hid too fast, and only had time to see an outline clearly, this time he was completely calm and unconcerned, so Peng Xiaoman saw it in detail, and Li Yuan can be said to be meticulous. now.

Tall and thin, with a flat chest, her collarbone is like a girl's, and it is beautifully carved.

It is a very good Asian teenager figure, which is two to three points above the average level. It can be shown to others frankly, without a lump on the stomach and two buttocks on the waist. People who are used to vegetarians will see it This scattered skeleton can be licked with a body of lean meat.

"Can your hands get wet like this now?" Peng Xiaoman saw the light blue laundry water dripping from between Li Yuan's constantly rubbing fingers, accumulating on the bottom of the snow-white sink.

"Okay, it doesn't hurt anyway."

"After the stitches are removed, the doctor will definitely advise you not to touch the water for two to three days. I have more experience." Peng Xiaoman pushed him, and Jie took his clothes, "You get up."

Li Yuan didn't let go, "Will you wash you?"

"Underestimate me." Peng Xiaoman pulled the clothes over in a daze, and turned down the faucet. "I admit that I am not working properly now, and I am used to it, but I have always lived on campus in Yungu."

"Aren't boarding schools all coin-operated laundry machines?" Li Yuan found a cigarette out of nowhere, and pointed to the compartment behind her, "I'll come out after smoking, please keep an eye on it, it will be soon."

Peng Xiaoman let out a "hmm", and rubbed the smeared ink stain with small force and high frequency under the thin stream of water, skillfully, "I don't use the washing machine, because they even put stinky socks and panties in it and twist them together. , who can wash it after seeing it.”

"I can." Anyway, no one is cleaner than anyone else.

"You can get venereal diseases like that, have you heard of syphilis?"

"Why don't you say genital warts?"

Peng Xiaoman was laughing by the pool, listening to Li Yuan talking in the cubicle, his voice would reverberate slightly, shaking the dust particles floating under the light.

Peng Xiaoman was actually not complaining, let alone complaining, but at the moment, he thought of such a trivial matter left in his memory, so he told Li Yuan.

"...Hey, it suddenly occurred to me that when I was a freshman, someone messed with ink, white clothes, and his sister's red ink, and messed with me. I don't know, it's the big Someone told me during the class break, but I was already unconscious, and it looked like I was stabbed twice from the back by someone, and I turned my head and exploded."

Li Yuan was enjoying herself in the cubicle, and coughed twice after the music was over, "Did you use your back to make a draft?"

"Then he wouldn't dare." Peng Xiaoman spread the ink-stained cloth on the palm of his hand. The color was already very light, but a blob of light blue traces could still be seen clearly. "He flicked the pen behind me." .”

"CS is pretty good, isn't it so accurate?"

"He was aiming at me on purpose."

Li Yuan didn't speak after hearing this.

After a while, Peng Xiaoman felt that what he said was wrong, and added: "It should be said that he probably didn't do it intentionally when he flicked it the first time, but it might have been intentional when he flicked it the next few times."

It took Li Yuan a long time to ask him.

"Because you look good?"

Peng Xiaoman choked, then giggled and laughed, and nodded immediately, "Yes, I'm really smart, because I'm good-looking."

Li Yuan threw the cigarette butt into the toilet, pushed open the door of the cubicle, and saw Peng Xiaoman's silhouette cast on the wall, almost half of him.

That night, the third year of senior high school tore up nearly a few hundred catties of study plans and teaching aids. In the small square below the teaching building, Ruixue generally covered it with a thick layer of white and clean.In the end, it was all torn up, and its formation was comparable to an uprising. The blackboard was wiped, the washbasin, the broom, the dustpan, and the small bucket were all thrown downstairs while crackling.However, extreme joy begets sorrow, a boy in Class [-], Grade [-], threw down a broken iron basin, which was not eye-opening, and dented a female teacher's little black Audi with a bang.

If you adjust the monitoring, whoever is responsible, even if you are admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, you will have to pay.

That's why Li Yuan didn't let the books be torn up when she graduated, and she was ungrateful, and sent four security guards to guard the stairs, to prevent students from going upstairs.

Qing Yi's final exam for her sophomore year this year is the joint exam for seven schools in the south of the Yangtze River, which sounds like the seven monsters in the south of the Yangtze River.The so-called Jiangnan Seven Schools refers to the Qingnan Seven Schools bounded by the Wunan River, including Luzhou High School and Qingyi No. [-] Middle School, which are old rivals.So the old class seemed to elevate the personal performance of this exam to the level of a collective problem, and warned him earnestly - if anyone fails the Qingba test this time, he will lose Lu Gao's face, I will let you go, The teaching director will not let you go, he has good tea there, just waiting for you to taste it.

When he said this, the head teacher's face suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, like the squeaking Voldemort calling for Adava's death; or the gangster boss in To Qifeng's movie, shining brightly The temperament is like a small orchid Tang suit, holding a purple sand pot in one hand, and a dragon and phoenix cloisonné enamel health ball in the other hand, bowing his head and smiling to ask you something.Your head is pinned to your trouser belt, trembling, you didn't answer a sentence correctly, and the bodyguards behind you just drew their guns at you.

Since ancient times, when a student meets a teacher, it is a Chinese tradition that a mouse sees a cat, and Lu Dongbin sees a dog. I don’t know what bullshit it is.

The student numbers were broken up, and the seats were randomly assigned before the exam. Some families were happy and some were sad: Lu Qingyuan's character exploded, and he didn't know what great virtues his ancestors had accumulated. You can sleep halfway through the exam, wipe your mouth when you wake up, and then copy it when the time is right.This kind of insane luck was so lucky that he didn't get a point and went to the sixteenth examination room. The lonely You Kaifeng had a crooked nose, so he almost went to the podium and grabbed the collar of the old class and scolded-hey, you are playing cards. number?Who shuffled the cards?Haven't broken up yet?

Li Yuan and Zhou Yiqing were in the second examination room. Unfortunately, Li Yuan was shot and sat in the first row, facing the invigilator.In fact, he didn't pay much attention to where he sat for the test, but he was afraid that he would be assigned to the invigilator who would not hand in the papers in advance. At the end of the test, he would be bored and wish he could draw a comic strip, and the invigilator would often have to talk nonsense.

Li Yuan turned her head to look at Peng Xiaoman's admission ticket, and was so stupid that it flew up on the side of a photo of the admission certificate, which said the eighth exam room.

"The eighth examination room is Wei Yuzhu's invigilator." Li Yuan reminded him.

"Who?" Peng Xiaoman, who was belatedly aware of it, quickly covered the ugly photo, not knowing the person Li Yuan was talking about, "Who is Wei Yuzhu?"

"A female geography teacher in the liberal arts in the second year of high school. She is very manly. She likes to wear her keys on her belt. Her nickname is Horqin Hawkeye."

Peng Xiaoman stared.

"I advise you not to make small moves." Li Yuan folded up the admission ticket and put it in the side pocket of her schoolbag, "The exam room where she invigilates has a 90.00% cheating error rate, she will really scold you until you sit on the ground and cry Kind of."

Especially a little crying bag like you with a delicate body and a soft body.Li Yuan didn't say that.

"...I have a bad heart, can I apply for a postponement?"

"No."

"You said that if I take another [-]-something math test this time, the old class will beat me as the math class representative?"

"will not."

"why?"

"Irony."

Peng Xiaoman fell on the table with a groan, and Li Yuan couldn't help laughing.