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Chapter 60
One model, like a marathon supply station, volunteers handed a glass of water to the sweaty and panting runners, patted on the shoulder and said resolutely: "Old iron, hold on, the last mile!"
Hold on tight, the last two months!Everyone's stomach twitched when they heard it.
The April and May Communication Office is followed by the city's second model, almost giving them a break to catch their breath, forcing Qing Yi's senior high school student to fuck with his mouth full.The rate of passing the line was severely suppressed, and the head teacher also suffered. Putting Wei Yiquan on the young and energetic teacher, refreshing his mind, but shaking a can of Red Bull with two packs of coffee and shaking it well, anyway, you can change it as soon as you grit your teeth. It's a new class; if you change to the old class, the three-high old people and the waist are not very good. Two months before the exam, two years of life will be lost.At the beginning of April, he still ran to the classroom eight times a day. In the middle of the month, he came to the classroom simply. He moved a stool and sat at the door of the classroom to mark papers.
According to You Kaifeng's words: I'm so fucking afraid of drinking water!I was afraid that he would trip me if I ran too much in the toilet, saying that I was not thinking about studying and looking for reasons to run around.
Li Yuan is considered a miracle in the third and second year of high school. After the recommendation process is completed and all kinds of miscellaneous things are finalized, he will wait for the acceptance letter of the big profit in July. It is said that he will cross the catastrophe and become a fairy one step ahead of time, let alone fly away immediately. Let's go to Singapore, Malaysia and Tailang, at least you have to sleep for three days and then fight in the Internet bar until dawn, right?He didn't, as if he didn't get recommended, he still rode to and from school on time with his schoolbag on his back, he took as many notes as others took, and he wrote as many papers as others wrote.
Going hand in hand, never look ahead to the content of the next four years.
You Kaifeng pretended to be confused, and deliberately scolded him: You are just here to pretend, right?As a result, his head was pressed like a melon, and Li Yuan slapped him brutally.
The old class understood what he was thinking, so he didn't say anything, and only half-jokingly and half-seriously said to the class: Now you can use your vice-squad leader as the mascot of the college entrance examination, if you have any questions, you don't have time to ask me, take advantage of it, don't take it, Go ahead and ask him.
Peng Xiaoman really wanted to put down his pen, hugged Li Yuan and said to the people who rushed to ask questions: I am exclusive, so everyone quits.
Peng Xiaoman's recent weight loss is obviously strange. He used to be a girl who envied a group of girls with a small v-face. In the past half month, he looked like he was going to become a snake spirit, and he just found a house in front of Zhujiatang's house. Well, looking at the whole head at this moment, it may be as big as a loach.Avoiding talking, Li Yuan didn't dare to get close to him at school, so she could only use the corner of her eyes to cling to him.
Li Yuan found that he had a thick stack of Tianli Mathematics real test papers, with messy fonts. He tore off the two answers at the end and corrected them by himself. The rate of wrong questions was quite high when he chose to fill in the blanks. He hummed Grass, make a bright red triangle, if you make a mistake, you don’t know how to make a mistake, just jump out of your seat with the paper between your hands to look for the old class; find that he flipped through the vocabulary too frequently, and the footer of the page turned over, smearing all kinds of pen marks , with an A4 inside, used to write silently while covering the words. It’s a stupid and stupid way, but it’s the most solid method; I found that he didn’t spend enough time drinking water. It turned out that a glass of water was not enough in the previous class. I might not be able to take a sip in the morning.
Realizing that he was desperately trying to catch up on sleep, he collapsed into the pile of books and closed his eyes, preferring to sleep without having lunch.
Li Yuan didn't dare to scold him at all.Let's do it in one go, just hope that the countdown on the wall will be torn down faster, and it will be June soon.
Baby Li Yuan's method is rather boring and perverted. Academically speaking, it is called "follow the punishment", but in practice, if Peng Xiaoman doesn't eat, he won't eat much.Try to go to the school gate as soon as possible to buy a good hot food and yogurt to stuff in his drawer. When someone wakes up, he is willing to grab it and eat it in two bites. If he doesn't want to eat, he doesn't ask for more.Li Yuan tried her best to buy time, carrying her things, ran up to the sixth floor against the crowd in the direction of the cafeteria, entering the third and second grades, and usually could catch up with an empty classroom where only Peng Xiaoman was left sleeping on his stomach.Stacks of books, fans, and a blackboard with formulas.
Sit back in the seat and help him cover the uncapped pens one by one, so as to prevent the red and black stains on the clothes, which grandma can't wash off; Okay, put them in order and tuck them back in lightly; there is usually an apple or pear in the side pocket of his schoolbag, which is stuffed by his grandma for school, take it out for him to wash in the toilet sink, and wave his hand The frontier guard woke up and forgot; in the end he either stared at him sleeping with his chin resting on his back, or leaned closer and kissed him quickly.
Usually Peng Xiaoman can't sleep completely, the posture of lying on his stomach is against ergonomics, and his hands and feet are often numb.Most likely Li Yuan felt it when he stuffed the yogurt into his table belly.He pretended not to open his eyes, but he was really sleepy. He listened to the small movements at his hand, and fell asleep halfway.In the end, he would deliberately turn his face towards Li Yuan for the simple purpose of making it easier for the hero of the idol drama to secretly kiss him.
One time the play didn't go well, and when Li Yuan came over with a good smell, he laughed heartily, with a puff, his eyelids trembled, and he choked.
"Damn." Li Yuan was taken aback, then retracted quickly, and laughed angrily: "A dramatist also stumbles."
Peng Xiaoman pressed his face to his arm, rubbed his eyes, drooped his eyelids and said slowly, "Chow Yun-fat also has NG moments, right?"
Li Yuan shrugged, turned her head and said nothing.
"I pretend I didn't see it, I fell asleep." Peng Xiaoman closed his eyes tightly again, pouted his lips and hummed softly: "I fell asleep."
Still have to be like a thief.Li Yuan looked out of the window, looked around, and repeatedly made sure there was nothing unusual, touched his slightly flushed side face from sleep, and lowered her head to kiss him.Peng Xiaoman took the opportunity to stick out his tongue, casually licked his lips, and licked again.They are all greedy and fearless, so they can kiss as long as they can.It's a pity that I'm still timid, so I didn't dare to embrace and kiss together while no one was around.
From mid-April, the sunshine in Qingyi became better and better, clean and clear, and the temperature was slightly hot.
Before the second model, the physical examination for the college entrance examination was arranged in Lugao. The physical examination date for shifts [-] to [-] was Friday morning. On an empty stomach, I was taken to the disease control and epidemic prevention station in the suburbs of Qingyi by three big pulleys.Standing broken, two floors, leaning against a metasequoia forest, it looks like a deserted sanatorium in some PC games at first glance. If you walk in and don't pay attention, you will have the feeling of a bloody nurse swinging a chainsaw.But no matter how insidious the place is, it is afraid of popularity. The five crew members go to the entrance of the lobby and stop, and it turns into a train station in minutes.
The aunts at the epidemic prevention station are quite scary, their white coats are dazzling, their hands are so strong that they are so painful, they twist their Korean-style semi-permanent eyebrows, and they often shout: "Lu Gao Class [-]! Let's measure the height and weight first! According to you The student numbers on the watch line up in a line and don't talk! Students who wear lace-up shoes untie the straps in advance, and you can't wear shoes when you get on the measuring instrument, you hear that?"
It was the girl who broke out first: how much fume did I go here?Can one person send out a disposable mask in advance?
But the annoying thing about boys is not only the general smelly feet, but also the lack of people, but his mother likes to watch girls measure their weight. When they meet a considerable value, they will laugh and tease. After eating fat for a while, the cheap girl wished she could cut her head with a machete all by herself.Zhou Yiqing was not spared. As soon as he took off his sneakers and put on the scale, he surrounded a row of heads and stared at the instrument. The medical examiner knocked on the table with a pen and shouted, "I can't see it if I block it." : "1.62, 55." Zhou Yiqing wanted to jump up and curse.After the soda incident, she lost weight all the way, and went to the scale, and pointed at 42 with a flick of the needle, which aroused the girl to cry.Zhou Yiqing had the impression that she had lost more than ten catties, so he suppressed his voice in surprise and asked, "Are you living on immortal energy? You are 1.6 meters tall!"
Su Qi had a high EQ, pointed to his head and said, "My braids are worth five or six catties."
Boys can peek at the weight of girls, and girls can peek at the height of boys. When they meet one who is less than 1.7 meters, an eye for an eye is an eye for an eye.Lu Qingyuan, You Kaifeng, Li Yuangou and Zhong Qi, are the "Four Great Persons" in the third and second grades of high school. According to legend, they grew up on snacks and hormones. Sixth, the monotonically increasing function has raised the average height of boys in the third and second grades of senior high school.This made Peng Xiaoman, a 1.7-meter "B class disabled" who risked his head a little bit, extremely self-doubted, and wanted to say with emotion that people are really different.
90.00% of the students had never had blood drawn before, and it was the first time in their lives that it was a scene.The number one student in the class was the first to roll up his sleeves. Everyone in the class respected him as the first human hero who died in battle. They pushed him forward, weeping blood every step of the way.He stared at the needle that was not too big and not too small like looking at the unearthed cultural relics, and pushed the needle quickly, neatly, and half a tube of blood was filled in one sip.Those who hadn’t checked grabbed those who had finished, and asked in a panic whether it hurt. 90.00% of them pressed cotton swabs and answered: Mosquito bites you.Actually, don't be too nervous.
You Kaifeng was the best of the year in this category. He was probably dizzy from blood and needles. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. He couldn't help but tense his muscles when he was too nervous.The nurse did not draw blood out of the first injection, so she said "hold tight and then relax", and the second injection came, and she didn't know what she did, so she took another time.You Kaifeng was terrified, wishing he could kneel down to the nurse, and the nurse was terrified, and softly asked the person beside him: "Is it because the blood is too thick?" There is no chance of throwing a pillow over and shouting: "I'm fat but I'm not tall!"
It was replaced by a white-clothed aunt who had experienced many battles, and she was able to do it with one needle.You Kaifeng yelled at the little nurse in his heart: Seeing nothing is a technical trouble, learn a little bit about my sister!
This is not over, You Kaifeng swears and walks towards the class members with his clothes on and holding a cotton swab, and is about to spit out a wave, but suddenly a white light buzzes from his head, and the breeze blows from his armpits, I want to fuck Penglai, facing Peng Xiaoman, Bangdang knelt down.There was a burst of "oh hoot" in unison, startling a group of gulls, and Peng Xiaoman didn't have time to reach out to help him, so scared that he almost opened his mouth and shouted.
The old class sneaked into the group of students holding a stack of lists, shouting, "What's the matter, what's the matter with You Kaifeng?!"
"It's okay, it's okay." Auntie in white poked her head, helped You Kaifeng, who was as tall as a mountain and as fragile as a water, in the astonished onlookers, helped him sit on a small bench in the corner, waved her hands, and couldn't hold back her smile: "I'm a little dizzy from needles. I haven't eaten in the morning and I'm a little hypoglycemic. Just sit down for a while and get him a glass of sugar water." She didn't hold back, and the others couldn't hold back after hearing this.
Graduation is approaching, and there is a great humiliation.
Afterwards, You Kaifeng was so angry that he jumped up and smashed the wall.
Peng Xiaoman just didn't expect that there would be a medical history check.The boys lined up alone into a small dark room on the second floor. The old man in white was wearing a stethoscope, and in front of him was a bed covered with a blue medical pad.I don’t know which slobber asked fiercely, “Won’t it be an anus check?”, causing a burst of loud laughter, and the white-clothed old man raised his head and said, “Don’t talk nonsense, the college entrance examination doesn’t check the anus and intestines, come here and let me Listen to heart sounds, unbutton your clothes, if you have undergone major surgery, heart disease, appendicitis, etc., tell me what it is in advance.”
Peng Xiaoman subconsciously looked at Li Yuan through the person, and Li Yuan subconsciously looked at him through the person and looked at each other.
Li Yuan raised her eyebrows—are you okay?
Peng Xiaoman pursed his lips first, then blinked his right eye, and smiled—it's okay!
"Unbutton the two buttons on the top of the clothes." The old man in white pushed down his glasses, pinched the sound guide tube, and asked Peng Xiaoman, who was lying flat, "Have you had any major surgery before?"
A group of boys found out that Zhao Jin had had an appendectomy when he was in junior high school, and they all thought it was a very, very small probability. They didn't expect Peng Xiaoman to say that he had a heart surgery.After he finished talking about "Double Chamber Embedding", everyone was silent, their eyes met, conveying a feeling of astonishment, and ended at Li Yuan.Li Yuan folded her arms and said nothing, her knuckles resting on the tip of her nose, and she pursed her mouth.
"Congenital heart disease, right?" the old man asked.
Peng Xiaoman looked at the pale beige old ceiling of the epidemic prevention station, stared at the dim ceiling lamp, and replied, "Well, hypertrophic cardiomyopathy."
The silence turned into whispers, and someone whispered, "What cardiomyopathy?" in exchange for a continued "Shh".
"When did you do it?"
Peng Xiaoman thought for two seconds, then frowned and answered, "Ten...fourteen?"
The old man raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
Peng Xiaoman tapped his eyebrows apologetically, and smiled with his eyes bent: "I'm sorry, it's only fourteen, I kind of forgot."
It was only today that You Kaifeng suddenly realized that Peng Xiaoman still had such a problem. The pimple that he always thought was unreasonable had suddenly disappeared.I heard from Peng Xiaoman that he had a chest surgery at the age of 14, which is very young.He looked at Li Yuan in a little astonishment, with the usual cool boy posture, his eyes were as quiet as the water under a tree, but shimmering, flashing small emotions similar to resentment and helplessness, the two intertwined.
In human history, it can be interpreted as a kind of "distressed".You Kaifeng understands.
"Look at your knife edge, okay?"
Everyone's secret voyeurism was brought up, and Peng Xiaoman panicked, not because of a knife, but because of his own tattoo. He said to himself, just because I have a tattoo, it won't hinder the college entrance examination, right? !This is considered an art, so it won't delay my admission, right? !He hesitated and unbuttoned the button, and pulled the front of the front, and goonforever came into his eyes, which startled the boy and let out a low cry.
But in fact, there was no disdain in that whisper, but a kind of incredulity and envy in astonishment, just like meeting a handsome guy riding a Lifan motorcycle on the road, the boy couldn't help but sighed roughly: "Fuck you!" So fucking handsome".
The anxiety dissipated in an instant.
The cold stethoscope was attached to his heart for a long time, and Peng Xiaoman suddenly felt warm, smooth and calm.The fearless thing is still a bud, but it has broken through the ground and is swaying in the wind.
Go on forever, he squeezed the doily, go on forever.
Peng Xiaoman jumped out of bed, followed the instructions of the old man in white, jumped out of the bed and went out of the room to report the medical history to the aunt who had just drawn blood.Squeezing through the line, seeing Lu Qingyuan and Gou Zhong Qi giving him a thumbs up, he was stunned for a moment, then turned to see You Kaifeng giving him a heartbeat, completely happy.He coughed in embarrassment, and beckoned everyone to keep a low profile. He was blocked by Li Yuan when he went out, and when he raised his head, his eyes were dazzled by the rising sun, he covered his brow bone with his hand, and whispered to him: What are you doing?
Li Yuan pretended to raise her hand to make way for him, but in reality she calmly and boldly embraced him.Peng Xiaoman was taken aback.
Playing charades with people you like is always sweet and never enough.Peng Xiaoman felt that this gesture was gentle and gentle, and guessed what he meant: You are awesome.
"Water." You Kaifeng got on the bus with two bottles in his hand, sat next to Li Yuan in the back row, and handed him a bottle: "Where's Mr. Xiaoman?"
Li Yuan unscrewed the lid and took a sip, "Go to the toilet."
"What's wrong with him, what's wrong with him?" You Kaifeng dutifully downed half a bottle, wiped off the drops of water dripping down his chin, and pointed to his chest.
Li Yuan turned her head and glanced at him, and said, "It's hereditary."
You Kaifeng opened his mouth, frowned quickly, understood at once, and nodded: "Understood." Then he joked: "I said, why do you look more refined than my rough old men? Obviously, my hometown is farther north than us. , just like a cowardly little prince." He bent Li Yuan's elbow and teased, "I'm making you feel sorry for me, isn't it, big brother dei?"
Li Yuan first raised her eyebrows, then smiled, closed her eyes, and put her hands behind her head: "He will come and destroy you after hearing this. He has repeatedly emphasized that he has masculine dignity."
"Hey, I'm not insulting his masculinity. On the contrary, I think he's better than the two of us. We're the only ones who worry about our children's relationship all day long. He has risen to the level of philosophical speculation about life and death." You Kaifeng rubbed his nose, and said quite firmly: "There is a big difference between a person leaving and a person dying. I bet, Xiao Manjun's ability to deal with things is actually stronger than yours, not weaker. Do a good job." If you are ready to cry on his shoulder, you should take care of your own male dignity first."
Outside the car window, in the crowd, Peng Xiaoman and Lao Ban were standing side by side. Li Yuan saw that they were having a conversation, but seeing Lao Ban opening and closing his mouth, he couldn't hear what Lao Ban said, and then Peng Xiaoman made an OK gesture to Lao Ban , looked up and smiled.
Li Yuan is like a flower appreciator, carelessly immersed in the aftermath of the moment when it blooms.
"It's okay to cry, just lie on his shoulders, it's quite painful." Li Yuan moved her waist and asked You Kaifeng sincerely: "Do you know how to make people fat? You have experience, right?" ? Tell me I'll try it later."
"Go to your uncle." You Kai smiled coquettishly, and pointed his middle finger: "I'm so crazy about your question... Thank you for the invitation! The main topic is a bowl of pork belly rice every day before going to bed. Let me know?"
The two laughed together for 5 minutes.
Hold on tight, the last two months!Everyone's stomach twitched when they heard it.
The April and May Communication Office is followed by the city's second model, almost giving them a break to catch their breath, forcing Qing Yi's senior high school student to fuck with his mouth full.The rate of passing the line was severely suppressed, and the head teacher also suffered. Putting Wei Yiquan on the young and energetic teacher, refreshing his mind, but shaking a can of Red Bull with two packs of coffee and shaking it well, anyway, you can change it as soon as you grit your teeth. It's a new class; if you change to the old class, the three-high old people and the waist are not very good. Two months before the exam, two years of life will be lost.At the beginning of April, he still ran to the classroom eight times a day. In the middle of the month, he came to the classroom simply. He moved a stool and sat at the door of the classroom to mark papers.
According to You Kaifeng's words: I'm so fucking afraid of drinking water!I was afraid that he would trip me if I ran too much in the toilet, saying that I was not thinking about studying and looking for reasons to run around.
Li Yuan is considered a miracle in the third and second year of high school. After the recommendation process is completed and all kinds of miscellaneous things are finalized, he will wait for the acceptance letter of the big profit in July. It is said that he will cross the catastrophe and become a fairy one step ahead of time, let alone fly away immediately. Let's go to Singapore, Malaysia and Tailang, at least you have to sleep for three days and then fight in the Internet bar until dawn, right?He didn't, as if he didn't get recommended, he still rode to and from school on time with his schoolbag on his back, he took as many notes as others took, and he wrote as many papers as others wrote.
Going hand in hand, never look ahead to the content of the next four years.
You Kaifeng pretended to be confused, and deliberately scolded him: You are just here to pretend, right?As a result, his head was pressed like a melon, and Li Yuan slapped him brutally.
The old class understood what he was thinking, so he didn't say anything, and only half-jokingly and half-seriously said to the class: Now you can use your vice-squad leader as the mascot of the college entrance examination, if you have any questions, you don't have time to ask me, take advantage of it, don't take it, Go ahead and ask him.
Peng Xiaoman really wanted to put down his pen, hugged Li Yuan and said to the people who rushed to ask questions: I am exclusive, so everyone quits.
Peng Xiaoman's recent weight loss is obviously strange. He used to be a girl who envied a group of girls with a small v-face. In the past half month, he looked like he was going to become a snake spirit, and he just found a house in front of Zhujiatang's house. Well, looking at the whole head at this moment, it may be as big as a loach.Avoiding talking, Li Yuan didn't dare to get close to him at school, so she could only use the corner of her eyes to cling to him.
Li Yuan found that he had a thick stack of Tianli Mathematics real test papers, with messy fonts. He tore off the two answers at the end and corrected them by himself. The rate of wrong questions was quite high when he chose to fill in the blanks. He hummed Grass, make a bright red triangle, if you make a mistake, you don’t know how to make a mistake, just jump out of your seat with the paper between your hands to look for the old class; find that he flipped through the vocabulary too frequently, and the footer of the page turned over, smearing all kinds of pen marks , with an A4 inside, used to write silently while covering the words. It’s a stupid and stupid way, but it’s the most solid method; I found that he didn’t spend enough time drinking water. It turned out that a glass of water was not enough in the previous class. I might not be able to take a sip in the morning.
Realizing that he was desperately trying to catch up on sleep, he collapsed into the pile of books and closed his eyes, preferring to sleep without having lunch.
Li Yuan didn't dare to scold him at all.Let's do it in one go, just hope that the countdown on the wall will be torn down faster, and it will be June soon.
Baby Li Yuan's method is rather boring and perverted. Academically speaking, it is called "follow the punishment", but in practice, if Peng Xiaoman doesn't eat, he won't eat much.Try to go to the school gate as soon as possible to buy a good hot food and yogurt to stuff in his drawer. When someone wakes up, he is willing to grab it and eat it in two bites. If he doesn't want to eat, he doesn't ask for more.Li Yuan tried her best to buy time, carrying her things, ran up to the sixth floor against the crowd in the direction of the cafeteria, entering the third and second grades, and usually could catch up with an empty classroom where only Peng Xiaoman was left sleeping on his stomach.Stacks of books, fans, and a blackboard with formulas.
Sit back in the seat and help him cover the uncapped pens one by one, so as to prevent the red and black stains on the clothes, which grandma can't wash off; Okay, put them in order and tuck them back in lightly; there is usually an apple or pear in the side pocket of his schoolbag, which is stuffed by his grandma for school, take it out for him to wash in the toilet sink, and wave his hand The frontier guard woke up and forgot; in the end he either stared at him sleeping with his chin resting on his back, or leaned closer and kissed him quickly.
Usually Peng Xiaoman can't sleep completely, the posture of lying on his stomach is against ergonomics, and his hands and feet are often numb.Most likely Li Yuan felt it when he stuffed the yogurt into his table belly.He pretended not to open his eyes, but he was really sleepy. He listened to the small movements at his hand, and fell asleep halfway.In the end, he would deliberately turn his face towards Li Yuan for the simple purpose of making it easier for the hero of the idol drama to secretly kiss him.
One time the play didn't go well, and when Li Yuan came over with a good smell, he laughed heartily, with a puff, his eyelids trembled, and he choked.
"Damn." Li Yuan was taken aback, then retracted quickly, and laughed angrily: "A dramatist also stumbles."
Peng Xiaoman pressed his face to his arm, rubbed his eyes, drooped his eyelids and said slowly, "Chow Yun-fat also has NG moments, right?"
Li Yuan shrugged, turned her head and said nothing.
"I pretend I didn't see it, I fell asleep." Peng Xiaoman closed his eyes tightly again, pouted his lips and hummed softly: "I fell asleep."
Still have to be like a thief.Li Yuan looked out of the window, looked around, and repeatedly made sure there was nothing unusual, touched his slightly flushed side face from sleep, and lowered her head to kiss him.Peng Xiaoman took the opportunity to stick out his tongue, casually licked his lips, and licked again.They are all greedy and fearless, so they can kiss as long as they can.It's a pity that I'm still timid, so I didn't dare to embrace and kiss together while no one was around.
From mid-April, the sunshine in Qingyi became better and better, clean and clear, and the temperature was slightly hot.
Before the second model, the physical examination for the college entrance examination was arranged in Lugao. The physical examination date for shifts [-] to [-] was Friday morning. On an empty stomach, I was taken to the disease control and epidemic prevention station in the suburbs of Qingyi by three big pulleys.Standing broken, two floors, leaning against a metasequoia forest, it looks like a deserted sanatorium in some PC games at first glance. If you walk in and don't pay attention, you will have the feeling of a bloody nurse swinging a chainsaw.But no matter how insidious the place is, it is afraid of popularity. The five crew members go to the entrance of the lobby and stop, and it turns into a train station in minutes.
The aunts at the epidemic prevention station are quite scary, their white coats are dazzling, their hands are so strong that they are so painful, they twist their Korean-style semi-permanent eyebrows, and they often shout: "Lu Gao Class [-]! Let's measure the height and weight first! According to you The student numbers on the watch line up in a line and don't talk! Students who wear lace-up shoes untie the straps in advance, and you can't wear shoes when you get on the measuring instrument, you hear that?"
It was the girl who broke out first: how much fume did I go here?Can one person send out a disposable mask in advance?
But the annoying thing about boys is not only the general smelly feet, but also the lack of people, but his mother likes to watch girls measure their weight. When they meet a considerable value, they will laugh and tease. After eating fat for a while, the cheap girl wished she could cut her head with a machete all by herself.Zhou Yiqing was not spared. As soon as he took off his sneakers and put on the scale, he surrounded a row of heads and stared at the instrument. The medical examiner knocked on the table with a pen and shouted, "I can't see it if I block it." : "1.62, 55." Zhou Yiqing wanted to jump up and curse.After the soda incident, she lost weight all the way, and went to the scale, and pointed at 42 with a flick of the needle, which aroused the girl to cry.Zhou Yiqing had the impression that she had lost more than ten catties, so he suppressed his voice in surprise and asked, "Are you living on immortal energy? You are 1.6 meters tall!"
Su Qi had a high EQ, pointed to his head and said, "My braids are worth five or six catties."
Boys can peek at the weight of girls, and girls can peek at the height of boys. When they meet one who is less than 1.7 meters, an eye for an eye is an eye for an eye.Lu Qingyuan, You Kaifeng, Li Yuangou and Zhong Qi, are the "Four Great Persons" in the third and second grades of high school. According to legend, they grew up on snacks and hormones. Sixth, the monotonically increasing function has raised the average height of boys in the third and second grades of senior high school.This made Peng Xiaoman, a 1.7-meter "B class disabled" who risked his head a little bit, extremely self-doubted, and wanted to say with emotion that people are really different.
90.00% of the students had never had blood drawn before, and it was the first time in their lives that it was a scene.The number one student in the class was the first to roll up his sleeves. Everyone in the class respected him as the first human hero who died in battle. They pushed him forward, weeping blood every step of the way.He stared at the needle that was not too big and not too small like looking at the unearthed cultural relics, and pushed the needle quickly, neatly, and half a tube of blood was filled in one sip.Those who hadn’t checked grabbed those who had finished, and asked in a panic whether it hurt. 90.00% of them pressed cotton swabs and answered: Mosquito bites you.Actually, don't be too nervous.
You Kaifeng was the best of the year in this category. He was probably dizzy from blood and needles. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. He couldn't help but tense his muscles when he was too nervous.The nurse did not draw blood out of the first injection, so she said "hold tight and then relax", and the second injection came, and she didn't know what she did, so she took another time.You Kaifeng was terrified, wishing he could kneel down to the nurse, and the nurse was terrified, and softly asked the person beside him: "Is it because the blood is too thick?" There is no chance of throwing a pillow over and shouting: "I'm fat but I'm not tall!"
It was replaced by a white-clothed aunt who had experienced many battles, and she was able to do it with one needle.You Kaifeng yelled at the little nurse in his heart: Seeing nothing is a technical trouble, learn a little bit about my sister!
This is not over, You Kaifeng swears and walks towards the class members with his clothes on and holding a cotton swab, and is about to spit out a wave, but suddenly a white light buzzes from his head, and the breeze blows from his armpits, I want to fuck Penglai, facing Peng Xiaoman, Bangdang knelt down.There was a burst of "oh hoot" in unison, startling a group of gulls, and Peng Xiaoman didn't have time to reach out to help him, so scared that he almost opened his mouth and shouted.
The old class sneaked into the group of students holding a stack of lists, shouting, "What's the matter, what's the matter with You Kaifeng?!"
"It's okay, it's okay." Auntie in white poked her head, helped You Kaifeng, who was as tall as a mountain and as fragile as a water, in the astonished onlookers, helped him sit on a small bench in the corner, waved her hands, and couldn't hold back her smile: "I'm a little dizzy from needles. I haven't eaten in the morning and I'm a little hypoglycemic. Just sit down for a while and get him a glass of sugar water." She didn't hold back, and the others couldn't hold back after hearing this.
Graduation is approaching, and there is a great humiliation.
Afterwards, You Kaifeng was so angry that he jumped up and smashed the wall.
Peng Xiaoman just didn't expect that there would be a medical history check.The boys lined up alone into a small dark room on the second floor. The old man in white was wearing a stethoscope, and in front of him was a bed covered with a blue medical pad.I don’t know which slobber asked fiercely, “Won’t it be an anus check?”, causing a burst of loud laughter, and the white-clothed old man raised his head and said, “Don’t talk nonsense, the college entrance examination doesn’t check the anus and intestines, come here and let me Listen to heart sounds, unbutton your clothes, if you have undergone major surgery, heart disease, appendicitis, etc., tell me what it is in advance.”
Peng Xiaoman subconsciously looked at Li Yuan through the person, and Li Yuan subconsciously looked at him through the person and looked at each other.
Li Yuan raised her eyebrows—are you okay?
Peng Xiaoman pursed his lips first, then blinked his right eye, and smiled—it's okay!
"Unbutton the two buttons on the top of the clothes." The old man in white pushed down his glasses, pinched the sound guide tube, and asked Peng Xiaoman, who was lying flat, "Have you had any major surgery before?"
A group of boys found out that Zhao Jin had had an appendectomy when he was in junior high school, and they all thought it was a very, very small probability. They didn't expect Peng Xiaoman to say that he had a heart surgery.After he finished talking about "Double Chamber Embedding", everyone was silent, their eyes met, conveying a feeling of astonishment, and ended at Li Yuan.Li Yuan folded her arms and said nothing, her knuckles resting on the tip of her nose, and she pursed her mouth.
"Congenital heart disease, right?" the old man asked.
Peng Xiaoman looked at the pale beige old ceiling of the epidemic prevention station, stared at the dim ceiling lamp, and replied, "Well, hypertrophic cardiomyopathy."
The silence turned into whispers, and someone whispered, "What cardiomyopathy?" in exchange for a continued "Shh".
"When did you do it?"
Peng Xiaoman thought for two seconds, then frowned and answered, "Ten...fourteen?"
The old man raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
Peng Xiaoman tapped his eyebrows apologetically, and smiled with his eyes bent: "I'm sorry, it's only fourteen, I kind of forgot."
It was only today that You Kaifeng suddenly realized that Peng Xiaoman still had such a problem. The pimple that he always thought was unreasonable had suddenly disappeared.I heard from Peng Xiaoman that he had a chest surgery at the age of 14, which is very young.He looked at Li Yuan in a little astonishment, with the usual cool boy posture, his eyes were as quiet as the water under a tree, but shimmering, flashing small emotions similar to resentment and helplessness, the two intertwined.
In human history, it can be interpreted as a kind of "distressed".You Kaifeng understands.
"Look at your knife edge, okay?"
Everyone's secret voyeurism was brought up, and Peng Xiaoman panicked, not because of a knife, but because of his own tattoo. He said to himself, just because I have a tattoo, it won't hinder the college entrance examination, right? !This is considered an art, so it won't delay my admission, right? !He hesitated and unbuttoned the button, and pulled the front of the front, and goonforever came into his eyes, which startled the boy and let out a low cry.
But in fact, there was no disdain in that whisper, but a kind of incredulity and envy in astonishment, just like meeting a handsome guy riding a Lifan motorcycle on the road, the boy couldn't help but sighed roughly: "Fuck you!" So fucking handsome".
The anxiety dissipated in an instant.
The cold stethoscope was attached to his heart for a long time, and Peng Xiaoman suddenly felt warm, smooth and calm.The fearless thing is still a bud, but it has broken through the ground and is swaying in the wind.
Go on forever, he squeezed the doily, go on forever.
Peng Xiaoman jumped out of bed, followed the instructions of the old man in white, jumped out of the bed and went out of the room to report the medical history to the aunt who had just drawn blood.Squeezing through the line, seeing Lu Qingyuan and Gou Zhong Qi giving him a thumbs up, he was stunned for a moment, then turned to see You Kaifeng giving him a heartbeat, completely happy.He coughed in embarrassment, and beckoned everyone to keep a low profile. He was blocked by Li Yuan when he went out, and when he raised his head, his eyes were dazzled by the rising sun, he covered his brow bone with his hand, and whispered to him: What are you doing?
Li Yuan pretended to raise her hand to make way for him, but in reality she calmly and boldly embraced him.Peng Xiaoman was taken aback.
Playing charades with people you like is always sweet and never enough.Peng Xiaoman felt that this gesture was gentle and gentle, and guessed what he meant: You are awesome.
"Water." You Kaifeng got on the bus with two bottles in his hand, sat next to Li Yuan in the back row, and handed him a bottle: "Where's Mr. Xiaoman?"
Li Yuan unscrewed the lid and took a sip, "Go to the toilet."
"What's wrong with him, what's wrong with him?" You Kaifeng dutifully downed half a bottle, wiped off the drops of water dripping down his chin, and pointed to his chest.
Li Yuan turned her head and glanced at him, and said, "It's hereditary."
You Kaifeng opened his mouth, frowned quickly, understood at once, and nodded: "Understood." Then he joked: "I said, why do you look more refined than my rough old men? Obviously, my hometown is farther north than us. , just like a cowardly little prince." He bent Li Yuan's elbow and teased, "I'm making you feel sorry for me, isn't it, big brother dei?"
Li Yuan first raised her eyebrows, then smiled, closed her eyes, and put her hands behind her head: "He will come and destroy you after hearing this. He has repeatedly emphasized that he has masculine dignity."
"Hey, I'm not insulting his masculinity. On the contrary, I think he's better than the two of us. We're the only ones who worry about our children's relationship all day long. He has risen to the level of philosophical speculation about life and death." You Kaifeng rubbed his nose, and said quite firmly: "There is a big difference between a person leaving and a person dying. I bet, Xiao Manjun's ability to deal with things is actually stronger than yours, not weaker. Do a good job." If you are ready to cry on his shoulder, you should take care of your own male dignity first."
Outside the car window, in the crowd, Peng Xiaoman and Lao Ban were standing side by side. Li Yuan saw that they were having a conversation, but seeing Lao Ban opening and closing his mouth, he couldn't hear what Lao Ban said, and then Peng Xiaoman made an OK gesture to Lao Ban , looked up and smiled.
Li Yuan is like a flower appreciator, carelessly immersed in the aftermath of the moment when it blooms.
"It's okay to cry, just lie on his shoulders, it's quite painful." Li Yuan moved her waist and asked You Kaifeng sincerely: "Do you know how to make people fat? You have experience, right?" ? Tell me I'll try it later."
"Go to your uncle." You Kai smiled coquettishly, and pointed his middle finger: "I'm so crazy about your question... Thank you for the invitation! The main topic is a bowl of pork belly rice every day before going to bed. Let me know?"
The two laughed together for 5 minutes.
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