The Legacy of the First Auxiliary House of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 2 I want to establish a religion and become a demon
"Ah—" Gao Yang screamed!
She staggered forward subconsciously, almost fell, but luckily escaped someone's clutches.
The surrounding maids also woke up at this moment, and rushed to surround her, squeezing away the captain-in-law.
Princess Gaoyang cried out for pain while covering her neck with her hands, her expression was very painful, but she was obviously not in serious danger - Fang Yiai stared in horror, looking at her hands that almost killed her.
A surge of violence surged up in his chest just now, which magnified the latent resentment towards Gao Yang in his heart, and he almost "squeezed" her to death without hesitation, but at the last moment, he withdrew some strength.
At this time, Shu'er, who had been secretly following the son-in-law, saw clearly the series of "murder" actions of the son-in-law. Her legs couldn't help trembling, her whole body was trembling, and she was sweating profusely.
Fang Yiai seemed to be aware of her gaze, and glanced at her guiltily, but Shu'er was frightened by him and took two steps back, her face even paler.
Shu'er only felt that the concubine's eyes were terrifying, and what she couldn't get rid of was the cold and gloomy expression when the concubine committed an attack just now.
The prime minister's mansion was rich and noble, and within a short time, Princess Gaoyang's neck was covered with ice cubes stored in the hoard by the maids, but there were still some bruised and purple fingerprints on the skin on both sides of her neck.Although the cold compress relieved the swelling, Gao Yang's neck still became more and more painful as time passed, and her neck bone was almost crushed by "maliciousness" just now.
"Fang, Yi, Ai—" she yelled angrily, looking at the culprit with a vicious expression.
Gao Yang was so angry that he stepped forward a few steps and was about to slap him.
Fang Yiai subconsciously raised his arm to stop her. Facing the arrogant Gao Yang, he was annoyed that he had almost caused a catastrophe, but at this moment, his anger couldn't help rising again, and he turned around and slapped Gao Yang on the face, "Slap" The sound was very loud.
"—In this life... no one has ever dared to slap me in the face!" Fang Yiai's voice was dry and cold, and his eyes were unfathomable.
Everyone was captured by the imposing manner of the son-in-law for a moment, and the courtyard was silent, and everyone was silent like a cicada.
Princess Gaoyang covered her face, she was dumbfounded for a moment, and couldn't care less about figuring out what "this seat" Fang Yiai was talking about. The burning pain on her face made her feel deeply humiliated, and her whole body trembled with anger, even I can't speak.At this moment, she wished that this was the palace, and she could order the armored soldiers around her to kill this son-in-law whom she had never regarded as anything...
Fang Yiai brushed off his sleeves, he sneered, and looked at his "slender and weak" hands with regret, he only hated the lack of strength, if he had internal strength, let alone a slap, it was just a finger As long as he thinks about it, Gao Yang may be gone now.
——How nice that is.
As for the consequences of killing a princess... the emperor, with absolute force, how can the imperial power and heavenly power help him? !
The corners of Fang Yiai's lips slowly curled into a smile, and she raised her eyes to stare at Princess Gaoyang, her pupils were full of hostility, she lived up to her previous cowardice and fawning, and there seemed to be a different feeling from the rich and powerful family. Evil spirit, murderous intent leaked out——
Princess Gao Yang was taken aback for a moment, she seemed to realize that someone seemed to really want to kill her just now—she felt cold all of a sudden.
After getting this slap, Princess Gaoyang drove into the palace overnight with her maids, and she recovered from the pain along the way, howling and crying, which caused her adoptive mother, Concubine Wei Gui, a headache.
Emperor Li Shimin was invited by Concubine Wei after returning to the harem after finishing his official duties. Among all the girls, he always loved Gao Yang the most, and this daughter had the most temperament.
"what happened?"
"Woooo... Aye, the son-in-law hit me—no, he wanted to kill me!" Gao Yang complained, with a clear slap mark on his raised face.
Seeing this, Li Shimin's face was gloomy.
At this moment, the Fang family was full of commotion, Lu Shi was crying, and Fang Xuanling also had a headache.
Because Fang Yiai is pretending to be in a coma at the moment, after beating Princess Gaoyang, Fang Yiai has regained his senses again, and he has a bad heart, and he doesn't know why he is so "violent". It is what he usually wants to do but has never dared to do.
only--
Fang Yiai lamented in her heart, Princess Gaoyang is not only the wife of an ordinary man, she can be beaten if she wants to fight, first of all, she is the most beloved princess of the current emperor, the princess is the king and the noble master, although he is a man Husband, but the son-in-law is a minister and a humble one.
Fang Yiai wanted to cry without tears, he was really out of his mind, he didn't know what he had eaten so hard that he dared to slap Gao Yang, and even tried to pinch the princess to death——
This is a serious crime of ransacking the family and exterminating the clan!
Fang Yiai's liver and gallbladder were so frightened that he didn't know what to do for a while.
Although he hated Gao Yang for wearing a cuckold for him, but that was just a lack of reputation, not to mention that the incident of Gao Yang sending the monk's golden pillow to the wild has not been exposed, and the matter that shamed him and the Xiangfu has not been known all over the Tang Dynasty. Discuss with Gao Yang carefully, the two of you will get back together, why bother to cause trouble for yourself.
As soon as Fang Yiai thought of beating the princess, the princess's father, the emperor Li Shimin, summoned him, he felt guilty. He had always been afraid of the emperor—of course, there was probably no one in the Tang Dynasty who was not afraid of the emperor, except for Wei Zheng.
You must know that His Majesty's current throne was taken by killing brothers and sisters, and the blood of Xuanwumen is still soaked in the ground and has not yet dried up.
At this moment, Mrs. Lu didn't know that her son was pretending to be dizzy, and was weeping in grief. Even though Fang Xuanling persuaded him to cry, she complained, "It's not you! Or the prime minister?! He didn't even dare to refuse marriage—— Erlang is this How much I have suffered from the princess! How much I have suffered! Wuwu... I don’t know if I will survive in the future... Wuwu..."
The more Lu spoke, the more she choked up. She had always been strong, but when faced with the suffering of her child, she couldn't help crying.As one of the five major surnames, Lu family wanted to marry a family daughter to all her sons, but she actually looked down on Princess Gaoyang from the bottom of her heart.
Having said that, if the emperor bestows a marriage, he should give it a marriage, but why should he bestow a dominatrix on his own family!The eldest Sun Chongshang's Princess Changle is wise and gentle, how can the domineering princess Gao Yang be comparable.
She caressed Fang Yiai's head and heart, her hands were extremely gentle. Although Fang Yiai pretended to be dizzy, she also felt the love of her old mother, and couldn't help but feel sour. This family is still his mother who has the most foresight. Gao Yang not only gave He wore a green hat, and in the future, he would be implicated in his own death, and even the whole family would be unlucky.
He seems to be most sorry for his aunt and Aye in his whole life. Not only did he make them angry because of his ignorance, but he also often lost face to Aye and Aye when he was outside. The wisdom of the queen was destroyed, and the incense of the title was wiped out...
Thinking of this, the corners of Fang Yi'ai's eyes couldn't help getting wet, and Lu Shi who was on the side of the bed exclaimed, feeling distressed again and again.
She felt sorry for her son's suffering from marrying a domineering princess, so she couldn't help complaining about her husband.
Standing aside, Fang Xuanling had a helpless expression. He had always been helpless with his wife, and the eyelids of the second son who was lying down were rolling, pretending to be unconscious.
Fang Xuanling sneered: "He was pretending! It was your good son who slapped the princess, and the princess is now going to the palace to file a complaint. Tomorrow morning, Erlang will go to court with me."
"What are you pretending to do?! My son is lying there not knowing whether he is alive or dead..." Lu frowned and shouted, "Are you the one who treats me like that? You still wronged him!"
Fang Xuanling blew his beard and stared, "I can't tell you. Hmph, the imperial doctor is here." Seeing how you pretend——
Sure enough, Fang Yiai woke up "Yoyou" and opened his eyes. At this moment, the imperial physician's index finger and middle finger were resting on his wrist to check his pulse.
Fang Yiai took a peek at Fang Xuanling, the other party's eyes were clear and could read people's hearts, Fang Yiai grinned, and turned to look at his mother, who is the boss in this family, as a child, it is very clear.
"Doctor Zhang, how is my son?" Shi Lu asked hastily.
The imperial physician frowned, and placed Fang Yiai's other hand to check the pulse, Lu's face turned pale, even Fang Xuanling, who had always been calm, couldn't help frowning.
For a long time, the imperial doctor asked Fang Yiai a few words, and then looked at his swollen scalp, which was a long section, which made Lu's head dizzy, and finally understood that Erlang's head was congested by the princess. It was only from time to time that she became "comatose", and even had a big change in temperament - Lu insisted on this, and this was the reason why Yi Ai slapped the princess.
The head is broken, will the mind be sober? !
Fang Yi'ai rolled her eyes, and nodded her head in agreement with her powerful explanation.
"Exactly! Exactly! Aniang, ever since the princess hit her head with a 'big stick', she has had a headache from time to time, and sometimes she can't control her temper—Aniang, you know that I have always treated the princess very well. The sun and the moon are shining, God is sorry to see you, you have always been loyal..."
He used words indiscriminately, spit flying everywhere, and the other brothers and sisters beside the bed covered their mouths and laughed when they heard what he said.
Lu was helpless, looked at him dotingly, then asked the imperial physician worriedly, the imperial physician prescribed a bunch of medicines, and only said that the matter was related to the head, first use the medicine to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, but if you use acupuncture, you may recover faster .
Mrs. Lu hurriedly asked if acupuncture was risky. The imperial doctor looked at Mrs. Lu who was taking care of the calf and Mr. Fang who was silent, and said cautiously: "The head is where the soul of a person hides. It is natural to apply needles on the skull. Dangerous."
After hearing this, Mrs. Lu shook her head, "That imperial doctor, you should prescribe a prescription, and let Erlang take care of it slowly."
Hearing this, the imperial physician wanted to write a prescription, but Fang Yiai, who was lying down, sat up suddenly and asked the imperial physician to give him an injection——
"Erlang—you have been afraid of acupuncture since you were a child, what's wrong?" Mrs. Lu was puzzled.
"Aniang, you can only be a master if you have to endure hardships. Let Doctor Zhang cure me quickly." Fang Yiai made a bold and fearless face.
He learned this expression from that reckless boy Erlang from Cheng Yaojin's family, every time he talks about fighting, he always has this expression of "I am the bravest" and "Let me do it".
Although he and Du He didn't take him seriously, some girls in Yanyu Pavilion still liked Cheng Erlang's "heroic" image.
Sure enough, his mother looked relieved, wiped the corners of her eyes, and sighed: "My Erlang has really grown up."
Because of Fang Yiai's insistence, Doctor Zhang gave him the injection anyway.
Fang Yiai was lying prone on the bed, with a dense row of silver needles pierced on the back of his head, which looked quite bluffing, causing his second sister and fourth brother to cover their eyes.
Only the third son, Yi, is annoying and always noisy, asking him if it hurts...
Fang Yiai grinned, did he think he was really willing to take the needle? !
Fang Yiai was worried that his head was out of order - he beat Princess Gaoyang and kicked one of the princess's maids away, the princess will surely know about it tomorrow and make him more guilty.Fang Yiai was very worried. He thought he was still himself, but when he was dealing with things, his temper sometimes came up, and he did things boldly, which was not like him anymore.
Fang Yiai's head was dizzy thinking about things.
Anyway, he was afraid that the two ghosts who wanted to take away his body would still be haunting him. He was pretending to be sick, but unexpectedly, the imperial doctor diagnosed that he had congested blood on his head. Fang Yiai was wondering if the congested blood in his head had dispersed He will return to normal. Of course, it is best to keep the memory and skill experience of the two ghosts, which should be quite useful.
The head of the eunuch who died in Xichang still had a lot of Tang poems and Song poems in his head. Fang Yiai wondered if he could be a romantic talent in the Tang Dynasty, not only to convince his princess Gaoyang who looked down on him, but also to kill the emperor's knees What about all the princesses who are married and unmarried... and those girls from the family...
In the past, those girls could not get in touch with Fang Yiai, but Du He was good at seducing and flirting with a few of them with his gentle scumbag appearance, but if he didn't exchange a few lines of poetry, he would be despised and sent back, and he would be praised as full of praise. Everyone knows Chang'an City.
Doctor Zhang's slow acupuncture and incense in the room made Fang Yiai, who was thinking wildly, drool and fell asleep.
However, when a quarter of an hour passed, after Dr. Zhang pulled out the needle——
Fang Yiai suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes were dark, he stood up and looked down at the people under the bed, Lu Shi worriedly called out "Erlang", his expression was very anxious.
Fang Yiai stared at her, thought for a moment, and smiled "evilly" at Lu Shi:
"Aniang, I don't want to be the captain-in-law anymore, I want to go to the rivers and lakes—"
Lu Shi choked, and then smiled.
The kid was messing around again, having fun.
What Fang Yiai said was very sincere at this moment, it seems that all you need in the world is to be strong in martial arts, and there is no need to frighten the emperor and princess.
——He didn't want to live without "dignity".
Everyone in the room heard his astonishing words and couldn't help but look at each other, including the only outsider in the house, Doctor Zhang.
When Fang Xuanling saw the imperial physician who was too late to withdraw his astonished expression, he felt greatly ashamed for a moment.He scolded angrily: "If you don't come down, what kind of rivers and lakes are you going to! Think about it!"
The house next to his father suddenly interrupted with a smile: "Second brother, there is a lake in our house, and there is a river outside the west city of Chang'an... Why are you going to the river and lake? Are you going on a boat trip with the second sister-in-law?" His eyes flickered. Liangliang, it's obvious that she's too suffocated at home, and wants to take the opportunity to go out and play.
Fang Yiai sighed and shook her head, "You don't understand, I am the man who will become the leader of the first-class divine religion in the world!"
After all, he stood with his hands behind his back.
At this time, a strong wind blew open the window, the curtain was blown up, and Fang Yiai's robe was also fluttering -
Fang Yi blinked his eyes, no matter how clever he was in unfamiliar areas, he would still be confused and ignorant.He just nodded according to his understanding, acting as if I understood. "Second brother, you are going to establish a sect. Then what is the name of your divine religion? Illuminatiism? Manichaeism?"
"—Great hat teacher!" Fang Yiai blurted out, and he was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears.
His "beloved wife", Princess Gaoyang...had brought him too much psychological trauma!
She staggered forward subconsciously, almost fell, but luckily escaped someone's clutches.
The surrounding maids also woke up at this moment, and rushed to surround her, squeezing away the captain-in-law.
Princess Gaoyang cried out for pain while covering her neck with her hands, her expression was very painful, but she was obviously not in serious danger - Fang Yiai stared in horror, looking at her hands that almost killed her.
A surge of violence surged up in his chest just now, which magnified the latent resentment towards Gao Yang in his heart, and he almost "squeezed" her to death without hesitation, but at the last moment, he withdrew some strength.
At this time, Shu'er, who had been secretly following the son-in-law, saw clearly the series of "murder" actions of the son-in-law. Her legs couldn't help trembling, her whole body was trembling, and she was sweating profusely.
Fang Yiai seemed to be aware of her gaze, and glanced at her guiltily, but Shu'er was frightened by him and took two steps back, her face even paler.
Shu'er only felt that the concubine's eyes were terrifying, and what she couldn't get rid of was the cold and gloomy expression when the concubine committed an attack just now.
The prime minister's mansion was rich and noble, and within a short time, Princess Gaoyang's neck was covered with ice cubes stored in the hoard by the maids, but there were still some bruised and purple fingerprints on the skin on both sides of her neck.Although the cold compress relieved the swelling, Gao Yang's neck still became more and more painful as time passed, and her neck bone was almost crushed by "maliciousness" just now.
"Fang, Yi, Ai—" she yelled angrily, looking at the culprit with a vicious expression.
Gao Yang was so angry that he stepped forward a few steps and was about to slap him.
Fang Yiai subconsciously raised his arm to stop her. Facing the arrogant Gao Yang, he was annoyed that he had almost caused a catastrophe, but at this moment, his anger couldn't help rising again, and he turned around and slapped Gao Yang on the face, "Slap" The sound was very loud.
"—In this life... no one has ever dared to slap me in the face!" Fang Yiai's voice was dry and cold, and his eyes were unfathomable.
Everyone was captured by the imposing manner of the son-in-law for a moment, and the courtyard was silent, and everyone was silent like a cicada.
Princess Gaoyang covered her face, she was dumbfounded for a moment, and couldn't care less about figuring out what "this seat" Fang Yiai was talking about. The burning pain on her face made her feel deeply humiliated, and her whole body trembled with anger, even I can't speak.At this moment, she wished that this was the palace, and she could order the armored soldiers around her to kill this son-in-law whom she had never regarded as anything...
Fang Yiai brushed off his sleeves, he sneered, and looked at his "slender and weak" hands with regret, he only hated the lack of strength, if he had internal strength, let alone a slap, it was just a finger As long as he thinks about it, Gao Yang may be gone now.
——How nice that is.
As for the consequences of killing a princess... the emperor, with absolute force, how can the imperial power and heavenly power help him? !
The corners of Fang Yiai's lips slowly curled into a smile, and she raised her eyes to stare at Princess Gaoyang, her pupils were full of hostility, she lived up to her previous cowardice and fawning, and there seemed to be a different feeling from the rich and powerful family. Evil spirit, murderous intent leaked out——
Princess Gao Yang was taken aback for a moment, she seemed to realize that someone seemed to really want to kill her just now—she felt cold all of a sudden.
After getting this slap, Princess Gaoyang drove into the palace overnight with her maids, and she recovered from the pain along the way, howling and crying, which caused her adoptive mother, Concubine Wei Gui, a headache.
Emperor Li Shimin was invited by Concubine Wei after returning to the harem after finishing his official duties. Among all the girls, he always loved Gao Yang the most, and this daughter had the most temperament.
"what happened?"
"Woooo... Aye, the son-in-law hit me—no, he wanted to kill me!" Gao Yang complained, with a clear slap mark on his raised face.
Seeing this, Li Shimin's face was gloomy.
At this moment, the Fang family was full of commotion, Lu Shi was crying, and Fang Xuanling also had a headache.
Because Fang Yiai is pretending to be in a coma at the moment, after beating Princess Gaoyang, Fang Yiai has regained his senses again, and he has a bad heart, and he doesn't know why he is so "violent". It is what he usually wants to do but has never dared to do.
only--
Fang Yiai lamented in her heart, Princess Gaoyang is not only the wife of an ordinary man, she can be beaten if she wants to fight, first of all, she is the most beloved princess of the current emperor, the princess is the king and the noble master, although he is a man Husband, but the son-in-law is a minister and a humble one.
Fang Yiai wanted to cry without tears, he was really out of his mind, he didn't know what he had eaten so hard that he dared to slap Gao Yang, and even tried to pinch the princess to death——
This is a serious crime of ransacking the family and exterminating the clan!
Fang Yiai's liver and gallbladder were so frightened that he didn't know what to do for a while.
Although he hated Gao Yang for wearing a cuckold for him, but that was just a lack of reputation, not to mention that the incident of Gao Yang sending the monk's golden pillow to the wild has not been exposed, and the matter that shamed him and the Xiangfu has not been known all over the Tang Dynasty. Discuss with Gao Yang carefully, the two of you will get back together, why bother to cause trouble for yourself.
As soon as Fang Yiai thought of beating the princess, the princess's father, the emperor Li Shimin, summoned him, he felt guilty. He had always been afraid of the emperor—of course, there was probably no one in the Tang Dynasty who was not afraid of the emperor, except for Wei Zheng.
You must know that His Majesty's current throne was taken by killing brothers and sisters, and the blood of Xuanwumen is still soaked in the ground and has not yet dried up.
At this moment, Mrs. Lu didn't know that her son was pretending to be dizzy, and was weeping in grief. Even though Fang Xuanling persuaded him to cry, she complained, "It's not you! Or the prime minister?! He didn't even dare to refuse marriage—— Erlang is this How much I have suffered from the princess! How much I have suffered! Wuwu... I don’t know if I will survive in the future... Wuwu..."
The more Lu spoke, the more she choked up. She had always been strong, but when faced with the suffering of her child, she couldn't help crying.As one of the five major surnames, Lu family wanted to marry a family daughter to all her sons, but she actually looked down on Princess Gaoyang from the bottom of her heart.
Having said that, if the emperor bestows a marriage, he should give it a marriage, but why should he bestow a dominatrix on his own family!The eldest Sun Chongshang's Princess Changle is wise and gentle, how can the domineering princess Gao Yang be comparable.
She caressed Fang Yiai's head and heart, her hands were extremely gentle. Although Fang Yiai pretended to be dizzy, she also felt the love of her old mother, and couldn't help but feel sour. This family is still his mother who has the most foresight. Gao Yang not only gave He wore a green hat, and in the future, he would be implicated in his own death, and even the whole family would be unlucky.
He seems to be most sorry for his aunt and Aye in his whole life. Not only did he make them angry because of his ignorance, but he also often lost face to Aye and Aye when he was outside. The wisdom of the queen was destroyed, and the incense of the title was wiped out...
Thinking of this, the corners of Fang Yi'ai's eyes couldn't help getting wet, and Lu Shi who was on the side of the bed exclaimed, feeling distressed again and again.
She felt sorry for her son's suffering from marrying a domineering princess, so she couldn't help complaining about her husband.
Standing aside, Fang Xuanling had a helpless expression. He had always been helpless with his wife, and the eyelids of the second son who was lying down were rolling, pretending to be unconscious.
Fang Xuanling sneered: "He was pretending! It was your good son who slapped the princess, and the princess is now going to the palace to file a complaint. Tomorrow morning, Erlang will go to court with me."
"What are you pretending to do?! My son is lying there not knowing whether he is alive or dead..." Lu frowned and shouted, "Are you the one who treats me like that? You still wronged him!"
Fang Xuanling blew his beard and stared, "I can't tell you. Hmph, the imperial doctor is here." Seeing how you pretend——
Sure enough, Fang Yiai woke up "Yoyou" and opened his eyes. At this moment, the imperial physician's index finger and middle finger were resting on his wrist to check his pulse.
Fang Yiai took a peek at Fang Xuanling, the other party's eyes were clear and could read people's hearts, Fang Yiai grinned, and turned to look at his mother, who is the boss in this family, as a child, it is very clear.
"Doctor Zhang, how is my son?" Shi Lu asked hastily.
The imperial physician frowned, and placed Fang Yiai's other hand to check the pulse, Lu's face turned pale, even Fang Xuanling, who had always been calm, couldn't help frowning.
For a long time, the imperial doctor asked Fang Yiai a few words, and then looked at his swollen scalp, which was a long section, which made Lu's head dizzy, and finally understood that Erlang's head was congested by the princess. It was only from time to time that she became "comatose", and even had a big change in temperament - Lu insisted on this, and this was the reason why Yi Ai slapped the princess.
The head is broken, will the mind be sober? !
Fang Yi'ai rolled her eyes, and nodded her head in agreement with her powerful explanation.
"Exactly! Exactly! Aniang, ever since the princess hit her head with a 'big stick', she has had a headache from time to time, and sometimes she can't control her temper—Aniang, you know that I have always treated the princess very well. The sun and the moon are shining, God is sorry to see you, you have always been loyal..."
He used words indiscriminately, spit flying everywhere, and the other brothers and sisters beside the bed covered their mouths and laughed when they heard what he said.
Lu was helpless, looked at him dotingly, then asked the imperial physician worriedly, the imperial physician prescribed a bunch of medicines, and only said that the matter was related to the head, first use the medicine to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, but if you use acupuncture, you may recover faster .
Mrs. Lu hurriedly asked if acupuncture was risky. The imperial doctor looked at Mrs. Lu who was taking care of the calf and Mr. Fang who was silent, and said cautiously: "The head is where the soul of a person hides. It is natural to apply needles on the skull. Dangerous."
After hearing this, Mrs. Lu shook her head, "That imperial doctor, you should prescribe a prescription, and let Erlang take care of it slowly."
Hearing this, the imperial physician wanted to write a prescription, but Fang Yiai, who was lying down, sat up suddenly and asked the imperial physician to give him an injection——
"Erlang—you have been afraid of acupuncture since you were a child, what's wrong?" Mrs. Lu was puzzled.
"Aniang, you can only be a master if you have to endure hardships. Let Doctor Zhang cure me quickly." Fang Yiai made a bold and fearless face.
He learned this expression from that reckless boy Erlang from Cheng Yaojin's family, every time he talks about fighting, he always has this expression of "I am the bravest" and "Let me do it".
Although he and Du He didn't take him seriously, some girls in Yanyu Pavilion still liked Cheng Erlang's "heroic" image.
Sure enough, his mother looked relieved, wiped the corners of her eyes, and sighed: "My Erlang has really grown up."
Because of Fang Yiai's insistence, Doctor Zhang gave him the injection anyway.
Fang Yiai was lying prone on the bed, with a dense row of silver needles pierced on the back of his head, which looked quite bluffing, causing his second sister and fourth brother to cover their eyes.
Only the third son, Yi, is annoying and always noisy, asking him if it hurts...
Fang Yiai grinned, did he think he was really willing to take the needle? !
Fang Yiai was worried that his head was out of order - he beat Princess Gaoyang and kicked one of the princess's maids away, the princess will surely know about it tomorrow and make him more guilty.Fang Yiai was very worried. He thought he was still himself, but when he was dealing with things, his temper sometimes came up, and he did things boldly, which was not like him anymore.
Fang Yiai's head was dizzy thinking about things.
Anyway, he was afraid that the two ghosts who wanted to take away his body would still be haunting him. He was pretending to be sick, but unexpectedly, the imperial doctor diagnosed that he had congested blood on his head. Fang Yiai was wondering if the congested blood in his head had dispersed He will return to normal. Of course, it is best to keep the memory and skill experience of the two ghosts, which should be quite useful.
The head of the eunuch who died in Xichang still had a lot of Tang poems and Song poems in his head. Fang Yiai wondered if he could be a romantic talent in the Tang Dynasty, not only to convince his princess Gaoyang who looked down on him, but also to kill the emperor's knees What about all the princesses who are married and unmarried... and those girls from the family...
In the past, those girls could not get in touch with Fang Yiai, but Du He was good at seducing and flirting with a few of them with his gentle scumbag appearance, but if he didn't exchange a few lines of poetry, he would be despised and sent back, and he would be praised as full of praise. Everyone knows Chang'an City.
Doctor Zhang's slow acupuncture and incense in the room made Fang Yiai, who was thinking wildly, drool and fell asleep.
However, when a quarter of an hour passed, after Dr. Zhang pulled out the needle——
Fang Yiai suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes were dark, he stood up and looked down at the people under the bed, Lu Shi worriedly called out "Erlang", his expression was very anxious.
Fang Yiai stared at her, thought for a moment, and smiled "evilly" at Lu Shi:
"Aniang, I don't want to be the captain-in-law anymore, I want to go to the rivers and lakes—"
Lu Shi choked, and then smiled.
The kid was messing around again, having fun.
What Fang Yiai said was very sincere at this moment, it seems that all you need in the world is to be strong in martial arts, and there is no need to frighten the emperor and princess.
——He didn't want to live without "dignity".
Everyone in the room heard his astonishing words and couldn't help but look at each other, including the only outsider in the house, Doctor Zhang.
When Fang Xuanling saw the imperial physician who was too late to withdraw his astonished expression, he felt greatly ashamed for a moment.He scolded angrily: "If you don't come down, what kind of rivers and lakes are you going to! Think about it!"
The house next to his father suddenly interrupted with a smile: "Second brother, there is a lake in our house, and there is a river outside the west city of Chang'an... Why are you going to the river and lake? Are you going on a boat trip with the second sister-in-law?" His eyes flickered. Liangliang, it's obvious that she's too suffocated at home, and wants to take the opportunity to go out and play.
Fang Yiai sighed and shook her head, "You don't understand, I am the man who will become the leader of the first-class divine religion in the world!"
After all, he stood with his hands behind his back.
At this time, a strong wind blew open the window, the curtain was blown up, and Fang Yiai's robe was also fluttering -
Fang Yi blinked his eyes, no matter how clever he was in unfamiliar areas, he would still be confused and ignorant.He just nodded according to his understanding, acting as if I understood. "Second brother, you are going to establish a sect. Then what is the name of your divine religion? Illuminatiism? Manichaeism?"
"—Great hat teacher!" Fang Yiai blurted out, and he was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears.
His "beloved wife", Princess Gaoyang...had brought him too much psychological trauma!
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