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"Phew, I finally found a place to live." Xin Qi shouted excitedly as soon as she came out of a neighborhood, and she was about to float when she walked.

Suddenly, he found that people around him were staring at him as if they were mentally retarded. No matter how thick-skinned he couldn't stand it, he strode away quickly.

"Hey, who is it?" Xin Ran felt very dissatisfied as she touched her bumped head.

"Sorry, I didn't pay attention, are you okay?"

Xin Ran raised her eyebrows. With such a magnetic voice, it shouldn't be bad for a man.Looking up, it is embarrassingly capitalized, and it is tall, about two meters. It seems that it hit someone's head on the chest just now.

The black shattered hair on the forehead is crisp and neat, and there is a smile on the corner of the mouth. The T-shirt is worn with jeans. If it is placed in school, it is a fresh school grass.

"Of course I'm fine. I didn't pay attention just now. I'm sorry." After speaking, he stuck out his tongue, but seeing him nodding but not leaving, he took the initiative to stagger and leave. After all, moving is the kingly way.

And that "beauty" watched Xin Ran leave thoughtfully, and the smile on the corner of her mouth deepened.

"I'm back. The family meeting has started. Please sit down for me. Judge: Ms. He Assistant judge: Gentleman Xin. Interrogator: Xin Ran. Question: Have you found the house? How much is the electricity and water bill? Is the landlord a man or a woman? How are you doing? Are the people living in the next door and the opposite room normal?"

"Mom, I found the house, but what are you asking? It doesn't matter whether the landlord is a man or a woman. How can anyone ask if the person next door is normal? What kind of nonsense is this?"

"How many times have you said, call me Ms. He, brat, it's not all for your consideration. If the landlord is good looking, he will accept it. If there are normal people around you, you should go out and walk more, otherwise don't come here. If they don't see you for a month or two, they will call the police."

"I..." Xin Ran had no choice but to turn her head to look at her father who was watching the show, and said, "Dad, look at Mom, she..."

Father Xin is very righteous, put away his mentality of watching the show, and suddenly became serious, "Hey, I said, Ms. He, you don't grasp the key points at all. When we look at the problem, we should grasp the key and the foundation. So what is the most important thing?" Yes, people who have studied philosophy know that material things are the most basic, so you should ask your son, how much is the monthly rent for the house? Is the electricity and water expensive? Is the transportation convenient?"

"Old man Xin, you yourself said what key points to focus on, and you still talk so much nonsense, but brat, although your father's questions are not as important as mine, you must tell them all truthfully."

"Hey, I said Mrs. He, what do you mean, what is my problem is not as important as you?"

"You just pursue these low-level things too much, and your mind is full of money, money, money!"

"This is not right. As the saying goes, money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible."

"But as the saying goes, if you don't bring money with life, you don't take it with you when you die."

Xin Ran felt sorry for the "common saying" for two seconds, and then silently reduced her sense of existence, gradually moving away from the front line of the war - the dining table, ready to slip away at any time.

"As the saying goes, when you choose between love and bread, 90.00% of people choose bread."

"Hmm, Xin Junwei, what did you say, the wind is too strong and I didn't hear clearly?"

"Ma'am, I haven't finished talking yet. I must be one percent of the rest. By the way, Xin Ran hastened to sit over for me. Don't try to get away, just treat your mother honestly." Answer all the questions and then explain clearly what I asked.”

"..." Xin Ran burst into tears, you guys are arguing about why I was the one who got hurt in the end, so you can't let me go just once.

No way, under the pressure of the two adults, Xin Ran had no choice but to explain everything she knew, but Mrs. Xin was still not satisfied.

Because Xin Ran only knows that the next door is an old couple, and whoever lives on the opposite side has never seen him before. Since the landlord has no chance, and the next door is not good, then the house opposite has to be paid attention to, maybe it is a handsome guy .

In the last family meeting, Xin Ran repeatedly promised to pay more attention to the end of the meeting.

See, that's why I was so excited to move out, Xin Ran began to complain.

In fact, the family is quite harmonious, and my parents are very reasonable. When I was in my junior year, I confessed to my second elder that I liked men. At first, my mother was surprised. Why did I raise it crookedly? grow freely.

A while ago, I wondered if it was a genetic problem, but my father repeatedly assured that he only liked my mother, so I dropped this nonsensical idea.

My father is a high school teacher who teaches politics, and he talks about philosophy every day and every day, so he is very puzzled how men like men. Isn't the law of nature all about the harmony of yin and yang?

Then, the two treasures must have secretly searched the Internet for issues related to men and women.Because of the rapid change of attitude, there is nothing!

The mother has already started to worry about her life's major events. After she decided that her son is the shou, she has been helping to find candidates for the attack. When walking together, she would tug on her sleeves and say, "Look, how is that man?" , Is it black-bellied?

Xin Ran spat out a mouthful of old blood. This scene should not be discussed by two rotten girls. Besides, why should he think that he is a victim? He is obviously very offensive! ! !

Every time, my father looked at me with the eyes of discovering the new world, adjusted his glasses, and muttered: "Nature is so wonderful, and human beings are also a strange species, so we need to study them carefully."

This curious tone made people feel their scalps go numb and their backs feel cold.

Finally, let’s talk about this family meeting. Dare you say that this is not an old couple throwing dog food in a different situation. Even if you are gay, but don’t forget that you are still a single dog after all. Come on, slip away.