What should the morning after the wedding night be like?Waking up to a lover's tender good-morning kiss?Stop it!It's not filming a TV show.

But being woken up by the smell of pepper early in the morning is too stimulating...

"Cough cough, cough cough." Yao Shunyu coughed and burst into tears as he walked out of the bedroom and came to the source of the terrible smell - the kitchen.

I saw Tang, Song and Yuan standing by the stove with their upper body in full swing, frying peppers.

Yao Shunyu couldn't keep his eyes open due to the smell of chili pepper coming towards his face. He could only cover his eyes with one hand and his nose with one hand, "What are you doing?"

"Are you up? Why don't you sleep a little longer? Is there any discomfort in your body?"

Yao Shunyu really couldn't stand the stimulating smell, Deng Dengdeng stepped back a few steps, stepped back to the window, pushed open the window, put his head out of the window and took a few breaths of air outside. Although the smog outside was heavy, he I would rather inhale the smog than smell such a horrible smell of chili!Smog inhalation is at least slow death, this smell is direct murder!

After the peppers were fried, Tang Songyuan asked while pouring the peppers out of the pot, "What's the matter? Did you get tired from cooking too much last night? If you're tired, just lie down and I'll bring you breakfast. "

"You fried so many peppers this early in the morning to..."

"Oh, this is breakfast." Tang Songyuan took out a bag of sliced ​​bread and a bag of ham slices from the refrigerator, and skillfully spread a layer of pepper on the bread, then put a slice of ham on it, and spread it again. Spread a layer of chili and cover the bread. "That's fine."

Yao Shunyu stared dumbfounded at the chili that was about to explode, is this for people to eat!Do you get hemorrhoids after eating so many peppers?

"Should I fry an egg for you? I don't like eggs very much, I wonder if you like it?" Tang Songyuan was about to fry the egg in the pan that had fried peppers and hadn't washed it.

"Don't!" Yao Shunyu hurriedly stopped him, can the eggs fried in this pan still be eaten?Hell omelette!

"Oh, then this is for you." Tang Songyuan handed the sandwich to Yao Shunyu.

Yao Shunyu didn't answer, "Go ahead and eat."

After speaking, he opened the refrigerator and took out a jar of honey, a jar of condensed milk, a jar of maple syrup, and a bottle of strawberry jam.Tang Songyuan watched him spread these sweet and greasy things on the bread layer by layer from left to right, and felt his face almost twitching uncontrollably.

He took a bite of the chili sandwich to calm himself down, "You... like these?"

"Yeah." Yao Shunyu licked the jam on his fingers.

"Don't you think...very..." Tang Songyuan wanted to say it was disgusting, but he temporarily changed the euphemism, "Is it boring?"

"No, I like sweet ones."

"What's so good about sweets? Eating too much can easily lead to high blood sugar."

Hearing what Tang Songyuan said, Yao Shunyu was unhappy, and immediately fought back, "What's so good about chili, eat so much and be careful to enter the anorectal department."

"What fun is there in life if you don't eat spicy food? And I have eaten chili peppers for more than 30 years, and my health is very good!" Tang Songyuan must justify the name of chili peppers!He doesn't allow anyone!Even his wife!Slander the chili!

"I never eat spicy food. My life is very interesting. Eating sweets makes me very happy. And my physical indicators are normal, and I don't have high blood sugar." Yao Shunyu also has to do his best to protect the reputation of sweets!Sweets can bring him an unparalleled good mood, and the reputation of sweets cannot be slandered!

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