[Hokage] One tit for another

It rained for two days, and I went back to Uchiha's old house alone, bandaged the wound, took a bath, ate and slept.Although I haven’t been back for a long, long time, everything is exactly the same as when I left. The floor is spotless, and the kunai I threw away is still lying in the corner, as if time in the old house has stopped, and it didn’t start flowing again until I came back. .

As my caregiver, Naruto would come every day to tell me what happened in the village recently, and Kakashi would also come at a fixed time every day...bring me and Naruto meals by the way.

After the rain stopped, I went to the valley to pick up the fainted ferret.

He was as strong as a cow now, the wound on his shoulder was so deep, and the blood was rushing, but he still knelt in the heavy rain for two days before falling to the ground.

But when I dragged him back, I found that this guy was unexpectedly light. Maybe years of rebellion had left traces after all. His weight was far below the standard that Orochimaru said back then.Although his muscles are tight and full of explosive power, but IMHO, compared to me, he is nothing.

Maybe this is the difference between a mage and a warrior?

No matter how tough and stubborn a person is, his soft nature will be revealed when he is unconscious.

Itachi was much cuter lying quietly on the bed than when he was awake.

In a trance, it seems to have returned to my childhood.I applied medicine to Itachi and bandaged the wound.

The sewage and blood stains almost turned him into a beggar on the street, and after soaking in the cold rain for too long, his body temperature was very low.I had to find a warm towel to wipe him off a little bit, and dig out a bathrobe that my father used to wear from the closet.

He is definitely the first person my young master and I have served in my two lifetimes!

Before this, I had never wiped someone's body and clothes from the inside out.But it's quite interesting, a bit like playing with a large figure. In fact, when I first took off Itachi's clothes, he showed signs of waking up, but he became honest after I threw an illusion on it.

After everything was tidied up, I wiped Itachi's hair time after time. His hair was very long, and it slipped from my fingers and scattered on the bed sheet, with a little damp smell.

In fact, the bed we slept in when we were young was already a bit small. I always felt that itachi was so big that it was about to collapse the poor single bed.

"Sasuke! I'm here." Naruto's voice came from the entrance far away, followed by the sound of him pulling open the door and changing shoes.

Kakashi followed closely behind. Of course, I wouldn't let him in if he didn't bring his lunch.

I walked down from the second floor, and Naruto was putting the food he had brought on the dining table neatly, as if he was the master of the house.

...So who is this house?

Although I acquiesced in opening the door casually, why did this posture become more and more skillful?It seems how normal it is to eat at my house every day!

"Sasuke, come quickly, today's rice balls are super delicious, let me tell you!" Naruto saw me and waved to me repeatedly.

The aroma of the food wafted in every corner of the restaurant, even the breeze that slipped in from the side of the window could not blow away the steaming heat.

Should a ninja be worthy of being a ninja?It was able to pack a table full of hearty dishes.

I sniffed it almost subconsciously, and there seemed to be a faint sweet and sour smell in the air.

"...and the ketchup at that store today is also very fresh, it is said that it is newly made by the proprietress." Naruto kept talking, like the jumping sparrow outside the window.He handed me the chopsticks, grabbed my hand when I reached out, and said in surprise, "Huh? Sasuke, you don't seem to be so cold today!"

That's because my hands have just soaked in warm water, and of course they still have warmth.

But how could I say such a thing, so I naturally said: "Well, because my body is getting better."

I don't know if it was my illusion, but Naruto glanced at me suspiciously.But when I wanted to confirm carefully, he had already let go of my hand and sat back on the chair, while turning his head to Kakashi who was loading the dishes in the kitchen: "Mr. Kakashi, it's all right No? I'm so hungry..."

"Hi, hi, I'm not a babysitter, can you stop barking?" Kakashi responded helplessly. He was stumped by a lobster with its teeth and claws. Come out with a piece of tail.

It doesn't seem like a big deal to me, but Kakashi is clearly a bit of a weird OCD man, and he's been fiddling with for hours to get the lobster to fit perfectly on his plate.

Don't know why they bought a lobster, but now I don't want to eat that lobster at all... God knows how long Kakashi's dirty hands have been touching it!

I sat silently at the table, waiting for dinner.

Although everything is a daily scene that makes me doubt my life, it always feels strange, doesn't it?

Although Naruto still looks cheerful and sunny, is there something wrong?

I still remember the first time I saw Naruto after waking up. He sat silently by my hospital bed for a long time without saying a word.And after my verdict came down, Naruto rushed into Hokage's office and made a big fuss. If it wasn't for being stopped by Kakashi Kozakura Shikamaru and the others, I don't know what kind of trouble he was going to cause.

Tsunade found out that I have long-term irregular diet, malnutrition, stomach problems, physical weakness and so on. In the final analysis, my health is not very good. In addition, the Chakra is banned, and my physique is similar to that of ordinary people. In the past few years All the accumulated dark wounds also recurred.

It looks serious, but it's just a common problem of ninjas.It's no big deal, but Naruto cares terribly, staring at me every day, as if I have become weak and become a blank sheet of paper, and I will die at any moment.

I told you I'm not disabled!

How many times do I have to say it!

But no matter what I said, Naruto insisted on his own way. For example, when he found that my fingertips were cold, he must give me hot water and ask me to add clothes.Even when he started eating, he still wanted to feed me...

It took all my strength to restrain myself from putting a table of dishes on his head.I had to say a hundred times in my mind "He is Naruto, he is not Itachi, you can't take rough measures."

I showed him my chopsticks flying skills on the spot, and proved with practical actions that I really know what each dish is, and I also know what is caught on my chopsticks.

"I said, I can see."

I said in a tone that seemed calm but gritted my teeth.

Naruto muttered a few words before giving up.Then his attitude became what it is now, just like the matter of body temperature just now, I wouldn't believe it if I kept it from him, but he forcefully gave me a feeling of "I don't care about you for the time being".

Kakashi finally stuffed the wretched lobster into a ball and served it to the table.

Lunch started off uneventful.

Such a normal life has brought me a strong sense of déjà vu, as if nothing happened before, and this is how I spend every day.

But some things have changed after all.

I ate the wooden fish rice ball with downcast eyes, and an absurd feeling rose up in my heart uncontrollably.

Sitting at the dining table is not a peaceful family, but a criminal who should have been in prison, and his guards.Furthermore, it is the super S-class rebel who is wanted by the entire ninja world, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki who was hunted down and captured by a terrorist organization, and... the former good friend of "Uchiha Madara".

I really don't know how Kakashi will behave when he finds out that Madara Uchiha is his other eye.

For a split second, I almost wanted to tell Kakashi the truth.But I hesitated for a while, what position do I have to intervene in Kakashi's affairs?And after so many years, how could it be easily brought up.

And now the world is not peaceful. On the contrary, the original balance of the five major countries is falling apart. With the blessing of my intelligence, Konoha has meetings every day except for meetings. While dealing with the entanglements of other countries, they also have to think about what I said is coming. Ninja War.

Naruto and Kakashi are also busy.As the only remaining human power, other countries can't help but want to intervene.Many people advocate hiding Naruto, of course the most important thing is to separate him from me first.

In the eyes of others, Konoha put Kyuubi Jinchuriki next to a member of Akatsuki - even if that may have to add a "predecessor" qualification, it is simply crazy.

It was the wind and rain outside that almost turned into a stormy sea, and countless things were entangled and unreasonable, so the warm lunch I felt every day seemed particularly unreal.

"Let me tell you, let me tell you." Naruto bit his chopsticks, his voice was a bit vague, "Sasuke, let's eat Ichiraku ramen tomorrow, shall we?"

Yile Ramen?

No, that kind of stuff is only for you.

I paused and refused mercilessly: "No."

"Go." Naruto looked at me relentlessly and insisted, "You haven't eaten Ilaku ramen for a long time."

"No." I spit out a word, and smeared tomato sauce on the meatballs without lifting my eyes.

"Naruto..." Kakashi whispered, as if warning.

Of course.

What kind of ramen are you eating? I'd better not appear in the sight of everyone.After all, I am the famous Uchiha Sasuke.

"What's the matter?" Naruto snorted unconvinced, and shouted like a child, "No one will notice. Sasuke has already returned to Konoha, why can't he even leave the house?! This is not fair!"

Both Kakashi and I pretended not to hear. Naruto was indignant for a while, then his eyes accidentally moved to the meatball in my hand, and he couldn't help showing a strange expression: "Sasuke? So much tomato sauce... don't you Do you find it sweet?"

sweet?

My hand paused slightly.

A deep but rigid voice happened to sound outside the window: "Kakashi-san, Naruto-kun."

Both Naruto and Kakashi followed the sound and looked out the window.

"Hokage-sama urgently calls, let you go to Hokage's office quickly." It seemed that he was really in a hurry, that Anbu appeared in a hurry regardless of my presence, and disappeared after speaking.

The atmosphere became dignified, Kakashi and Naruto looked at each other, then looked at me hesitantly.

I calmly threw the ketchup-coated meatballs into the bowl, and drove away the chirping Naruto and Kakashi.

In fact, they don't need to feel guilty about it at all.

Because this is what I've been waiting for.

The author has something to say: #5 little secrets, how many have you discovered? #

1. The self in the eyes of a douchebag: Iron-blooded and muscular tough guy!The douchebag in the eyes of others: a slim and handsome boy with a pretty face.

Brother Weasel in Erdan's eyes: A thin and light white-caught chicken!

Brother Itachi in the eyes of others: Great hero, pure man!

2. Uchiha's old house was cleaned by Itachi.Do you really think that there is a little magic fairy who froze time for Uchiha's old mansion?

3. Erdan's clothes were also prepared by Brother Weasel.If you don't prepare, you will be reduced to wearing your father's old bathrobe from nine years ago, just like Brother Itachi.

4. Brother Itachi had a lot of small red spots on his body the next day, not because of discordant content, but because the bed and clothes that have been placed for n years cannot be used directly!So here comes the question, does Er Dan know this little common sense in life?

5. Stomach trouble, of course, can't eat ramen or seafood, these ninjas with five-level disabilities must not know.