The Protagonist Makes You Retreat About Thirty Miles

Everything has advantages and disadvantages. Although keeping an affair with Ye Mingjun is the safest self-protection plan from a rational point of view, but emotions are always unpredictable, and it is naturally safe to not wander off. However, if the heart can be controlled by the brain, human beings There will not be so many tragedies in history.

When Ji Mo woke up from the dream full of moonlight, he subconsciously pressed his chest silently. Although the heartbeat still maintained the usual pattern, the frequency of the occasional turmoil secretly reminded him that this troublesome organ was a night pearl. Under the temptation of trying to escape the control of the brain.

A worthless thing, isn't it just watching the moon with Ye Mingjun for a while, didn't you see enough of this thing when you study by yourself next night?What are you dancing about?Even if you jump, you dare to dream, a guy who is not afraid of death!

Angrily washed his face with cold water, the residual warmth left by Ye Mingjun finally dissipated, but when Ji Mo opened the closet, the priest's uniform with half of the sleeve broken made his eyelids twitch like a harbinger of tragedy.

Forget it, ask Su Ge for some tasks today, it is safer to do business these days.

Sad to find that he, who has never been very diligent, would have a day to take the initiative to do things, Ji Mo can only sigh helplessly, it seems that the broken sleeves make people work.

It's a pity that there are always some accidents in the world that will interrupt people's work plans, such as the cat owner lying on the keyboard in winter, the big dog wagging its tail and waiting for you to go out with it, and you can never predict Knowing when and where he will appear and what he will do, Mr. Ye Ming.

"Good morning!"

When he opened the door and saw the fairy's dazzling smile, Ji Mo's first reaction was to quickly close the door and lock it. Fortunately, his reason stopped this behavior in time, and he just asked indifferently, "Xianjun, Please give me a reason why you are here before dawn."

Ye Mingjun was not at all surprised by his reaction, after all, it would be a problem if Ji Mo put him in the room enthusiastically, so he raised the washboard in his hand and explained: "I went back to the room last night and thought After thinking about it, in order to better fulfill your wish, you should unlock the seal as soon as possible, so I decided to complete the system punishment as soon as possible."

Oh, that's really early enough, you come before the cock crows.

Looking at the sky that has not yet brightened outside, Ji Mo knew that his plan to go to work before Ye Mingjun got up had been cut off. After weighing the importance of unblocking, he finally let the immortal in.

Ye Mingjun's washboard is naturally not for kneeling, it's all because of the punishment for taking Ji Mo back to the room without authorization last time - washing clothes for the target.

Who the hell knows what kind of life the person who created this system is living, being punished by his wife for washing dishes and sweeping the floor every day, and living in housework hell?

Thinking about the punishment of combing his hair that would torture him for half a month, Ji Mo immediately felt a headache, and handed the priestly uniform that had no sleeves anyway, which is not a pity to be scrapped, to Ye Mingjun, and couldn't help but ask. : "I understand the truth, but why are the punishments it gives so weird?"

The tailor-made system for Ye Mingjun has the best customer service in the world, and this time is no exception, and he immediately answered the truth, "The content of the system punishment is determined according to the degree of resistance in the target's heart."

Being harassed by a man has only this level of resistance. It seems that this heart has been broken, and he needs heart replacement surgery.

There is no such thing as lying in the program. After hearing this, Ji Mo finally realized the seriousness of the matter. He was really too unprepared against Ye Mingjun. If this continues, something will definitely happen, and it will be a big deal!

This seemingly harmless Ye Mingjun has already seduced him to the edge of the broken sleeve, he must not continue to follow the opponent's rhythm, keep a distance from him, keep a cold attitude, and want to offer him as an antique.

A series of countermeasures flashed through his mind, and Ji Mo decided to implement them. He sat at the table indifferently and poured himself a cup of tea. Sure enough, he ignored the immortal's actions and was not affected. Holding the teacup, he thought more firmly. ,

That's right, you must always be aware that they are not the same race, as long as you keep in mind the fact that Ye Mingjun will not seriously date people, you can give up as quickly as possible.

What is this little guy thinking?Forget it, let's finish the punishment first, and he will probably be happy if he is unblocked sooner.

Ye Mingjun naturally couldn't ignore the refusal aura surrounding Ji Mo. Although he didn't understand why the man's face changed after sleeping all night, he still took out a jade basin and summoned a rain cloud to put water on his clothes.

This person looks as cold as ice on the outside, but in fact he has been afraid that he will be deceived. Even if his whole body is full of prickly defenses, as long as he takes the initiative to cover him for a while, he will immediately soften. After observing for so long, doesn't he know Ji Mo?

Sure enough, Ji Mo, who was determined to ignore him at first, turned his head unconsciously when he heard the sound of the rain, and then realized with a dark face that the fairy had used some magic to bring a rain cloud, and he just took it. He set up a jade basin the size of a washbasin to catch the water, and the rain drenched him and the basin thoroughly like a shower, but the man seemed to have no feeling at all, and happily stuffed his clothes into the basin.

Ye Mingjun really did not follow the usual path, he had never seen such a fantasy way of washing clothes in his life!

Watching the rain dripping from the cheeks of the immortal Ruyu, Ji Mo finally couldn't keep silent, sighed and said, "Xian Jun, are you really okay?"

Huh?How did it soften so quickly today?Waking up too early to go to sleep with thorns on your body?

Seeing that something he hadn't observed happened again, Ye Mingjun tilted his head in doubt, but he still answered the question with a smile, "The Jingshi Jade Altar can purify even hundred-year-old ghosts, and it's absolutely no problem to deal with clothes stains."

As soon as he said this, Ji Mo felt his headache a little bit more. He glanced at the jade basin, and it was really obvious that the brilliance was not extraordinary, and he could only support his forehead silently for the fairy's whimsy.

No, it's just a piece of clothing. Do you have to purify it with a magic weapon for a stain that can be solved by acacia?How many high-end operations are you going to use to wash clothes?

"I've seen mortals wash their clothes, and then they just put it on this and rub it—"

Ji Mo didn't make a sound, and Ye Mingjun naturally wouldn't stop. The ancient artifacts would never be stained with mortal dust. This was the first time he tried to clean things. It was interesting to imitate the actions of mortals. There was only the sound of tearing, and when I raised my hand again, the clothes were already split in two.

"Ok?"

Shaking the remains of the clothes in trouble, the immortal looked back at Ji Mo with puzzled eyes.

The clothes are clearly engraved with formations, why can't even his strength after being sealed?He obviously asked Su Ge that washing clothes requires more strength, otherwise the stains will not be removed... Or, try to control the strength?

Hehe, he knew that Ye Mingjun couldn't finish washing a piece of clothing quietly. Look, his priestly clothes with broken sleeves turned into rags in less than 3 minutes!

Watching this tragedy happen, Ji Mo only felt that he who gave him useless clothes was like a prophet. As for Ye Mingjun's eyes that were still looking at the priest's clothes on him, he chose to ignore them indifferently.

Pretending to be innocent, you did it on purpose!How much you like to tear my clothes off!Does this look mean that you don't even want to let go of this thing on me?

From Ji Mo's attitude, I can read the full refusal. Ye Mingjun, who never knew why to give up, chose to find another way, which opened up the treasure space that he can currently use. magic weapon……"

Probably, this is the local rich player, I don't understand, I don't understand.

Speechlessly looking at this fairy who can make a lot of magic weapons after washing clothes, Ji Mo, who doesn't want to be stimulated anymore, can only helplessly take the handkerchief he wiped his face, and interrupted his inhumane behavior, "Okay Well, anyway, the punishment doesn’t stipulate how well you have to wash, so come and wipe.”

As soon as he said this, he concluded that being dried by Ji Mo was obviously more interesting than washing clothes, so Ye Mingjun, who never knew why to give up, decisively dispersed the rain cloud, and sat in front of Ji Mo, looked up at him and said firmly: " I will wash your clothes after I go back and research the magic weapon of self-cleaning."

You can solve this problem by going to the mall and buying a washing machine, thank you.

Rubbing the fairy's pale but extremely soft hair expressionlessly, Ji Mo couldn't understand it, but he was a little envious when he saw his always happy face, and asked unconsciously, "Why can you find it even when you wash clothes?" To fun?"

From the moment they met, Ye Mingjun in his eyes was always smiling.The immortal can find joy in any little thing, even if he is just hanging out and chatting, his expression is still as bright as Chunhui, making Ji Mo who is with him often forget all the cruelties in reality, and he relaxes unconsciously.Maybe this is the reason why he couldn't refuse Ye Mingjun, because such optimism is a talent that he will never have in his life.

Ji Mo's movements are very gentle. In fact, he has never realized that he has never said harsh words to Ye Mingjun, and even if he encounters unwanted behavior, he has never pushed him away with all his strength.Although the artifact is like a child who doesn't understand love, he knows how to tell whether humans value him or not, so in return, he is willing to be used by this person.

Secretly spit out a mouthful of fairy air to blow away the moisture in the clothes so that they could not wet the people around him. After making sure that Ji Mo didn't notice his little action, Ye Mingjun only responded with a chuckle, "This is something that human beings do every day, so I also want to try to do it once, so maybe I can understand what you guys are thinking."

Unexpectedly, it would be such an answer. Ji Mo paused, looked at the immortal's serious expression, and suddenly asked a question that had been pressed in his heart for a long time, "Xianjun, you said you like people, but looking at Mortals don't seem to have any emotional fluctuations when they die?"

It's not just about life and death, either in Shenzhou or Mozhou, Ye Mingjun never reacted to the world around him, as if all mortal matters had nothing to do with him.At this time, Ye Mingjun is truly like an unattainable immortal above the clouds.

To this question, Ye Mingjun lowered his eyes, and only asked: "Don't people also choose to watch when lions hunt other animals?"

Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed so, Ji Mo nodded, "Because hunting is the living habit of lions."

"So, in my opinion, war and cannibalism are also the survival habits of human beings. Your ancestors defeated all life on the earth and became the overlords of the mortal world. They changed your survival rules formed after thousands of years of exploration without authorization. I don't think that's a good thing."

Gently speaking about his understanding of human beings after thousands of years of observation, Ye Mingjun's expression became serious, and those bright eyes stared straight at the people around him,

"Of course, if you firmly believe that you can formulate a new rule to replace this set of rules, you can make a wish to me, as long as your relationship is strong enough, it will come true. After all, this is the value of Xihuang Qiming Pearl's existence in the world."

He is the omnipotent wishing bead, no matter good or evil, as long as you have a clear belief, you will be able to realize your wish if you get him.Therefore, the immortals have been worried that he will be used by the wicked, and the Xihuang Qiming Pearl has not bloomed its own light for a long time.

So, what would this person in front of him want to do with him?Like an emperor expecting Xun Xiandao to obtain an immortal body?Or like the beautiful woman who found him, longing for the emperor who is about to marry, only loves himself and never marries another?Or will the Great Wall, which hopes to take the life of a lover, collapse like a woman who lost her husband?

Ye Mingjun has been in the world for thousands of years, met many people, and fulfilled many wishes. The emotions they arouse may be different, but at least they can clearly say what they want.All these years, the only thing that kept him guessing what the other party really wanted was Ji Mo.

Is it because he turned into a human form this time?It's just that the shape is different. Why is there such a big difference?

Leaning back slightly, the immortal who happened to fall into Ji Mo's arms smiled mischievously, feeling satisfied with the instant stiff body and helplessness of the other party, but his heart was full of doubts.

Don't ask me to cure you, and don't ask me to give you the power to dominate the world. Even temporary protection must be achieved through transactions. The person I choose, the real desire in your heart that you can't even be sure of, is it? what?

Ye Mingjun has always been so curious about everything, and Ji Mo couldn't see what he was thinking for a while, but when the immortal started to toss himself again, he coldly asked: "Then please remember Humans are ferocious and aggressive creatures."

Obviously he is the one who should be protected, but he is always worried about him. This is also the cuteness of the little guy.

Smiling lightly, Ye Mingjun rubbed his head on the other person's chest, and only replied lightly: "I know, it looks weak but can always survive all kinds of difficulties with tenacious vitality. This is my favorite among the creatures in the world. Human reasons."

You are not a cat fooling around!Even the position of a man is terrible, okay?

The touch of the fairy's slightly wet hair on his chest made Ji Mo's breath stop immediately, and he quickly took a step back, then frowned and said, "Xianjun, that's because the target of human harm is not you."

"I don't know about others, but you won't hurt me."

This affirmative tone made Ji Mo pause again, and he could only ask in doubt: "Give me a reason why you are so confident."

"Because you like things that sparkle."

Thinking of the sachet and moonlight that Ji Mo had expressed his preference so far, Ye Mingjun's expression was full of confidence. After all, in terms of the skill of luminescence, he would never lose to any magic weapon.

ah?Are you sure this means humans and not dragons?

Realizing that he really couldn't understand Ye Mingjun's thinking, Ji Mo could only rely on his own analysis to interpret it as an adult's love for valuables, so he warned more seriously: "It is true that people have no resistance to valuable treasures, but Once you get it, you would rather take it to your grave than give it to others.”

He can be sure of this. After all, there are a pile of cemeteries underground to prove that people are indeed creatures that can do such things.

However, it turned out that he still underestimated Ye Mingjun, because the immortal's first reaction after hearing this was to ask a little happily: "So, even if you die, you still want to be buried with me?"

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Throwing the handkerchief on the man's face expressionlessly, Ji Mo finally realized that his plan to distance himself had once again failed miserably under the fairy's gag,

So why do people keep repeating the same mistakes?What gave him the courage to discuss life with Ye Mingjun?