The Protagonist Makes You Retreat About Thirty Miles

"The Great Wilderness of the King" is a magical novel in the male channel. It once topped the best-seller list with the protagonist's invisibly pretentious and refreshing plot and the author's hand speed of [-] per day.However, just when everyone thought that another great god was about to be born, it only took a week to become the most negatively criticized pit article, and even made readers spontaneously gather all kinds of search author information, vowing to form a team to send him a blade .

From then on, whenever there is an unfinished article, readers have to compare it with "The Great Wilderness", and then they are relieved to find that whether it is eunuchs or plot nonsense, it is better than eating half of the cake and being fed shit, which let go of the trembling unfinished article Authors, then go back to the comments section of this book and say hello to someone's immediate family.

This kind of daily life lasted for a whole year after the end of "The Great Wilderness". It doesn't matter if the heroine doesn't accept it, it doesn't matter if the protagonist is mentally retarded.However, whoever praised "The Great Wilderness", sorry, please get out of the friend list mellowly.

Ji Mo was a ten-year-old reader before he became a writer, so he has naturally read the legends in this unfinished novel.According to his analysis, the coolness of "The Great Wilderness" lies in Ye Mingjun's indifferent attitude of not caring about anything.All the major forces and organizations tried their best to grab the treasures of heaven and earth, and he took out a better one. The heroine wanted the world and wanted to conquer the fairy world, and he also replied, "Oh, then I will give it to you.", and then He really conquered the world, as if buying a toy and giving it to his own harem.

In his eyes, the kings and princes, the immortals and gods, are just like children who ask him for sweets. Whoever makes him happy will be rewarded, and whoever is mischievous will be taught a lesson. The force is quite high.

However, this is only the first half. When entering the God Realm, the plot of this book suddenly ushered in a shocking reversal.The protagonist's harem is actually trying their best to use him. Everything he experienced was the result of other people's conspiracy. These women fabricated all kinds of lies, used him to gain power and status, and destroyed the righteous way, and even forced to death his biological mother.And when he found out all this, the only wife who was sincere to him had already failed in the palace battle and was left out in the cold.

Immediately afterwards, the god-like ending appeared, and the male lead's harem began to kill each other. Ye Mingjun, who tried to solve them, wanted to reconcile with his wife, but was stabbed by him, and the whole play ended.

At the end of the story, the immortal in white glanced at the world that surrendered to him, and chose to dissolve without any nostalgia. His expression was as indifferent as when he came, and he only sighed, "Love and hate in the world are nothing more than that."

Yes, the cool text abuses the lord, the harem fight, the villain’s tragic death and then the sudden whitewashing, and finally the death of the male lead and the female lead, but none of the characters with names and surnames has a happy ending. It took only a week for this article to spread all over the place. It collapsed three thousand feet straight down and became the Lushan Waterfall.

What's even more frightening is that Ji Mo went back and looked carefully, and found all kinds of foreshadowing in the early stage, that is to say, the ending of this kind of newspaper is not a collapse of writing, but a predetermined one from the beginning.At that moment, even with his determination, he couldn't help but open the trumpet and join the team who scolded the author.

Whether it is based on novel routines or literary pursuits, Ji Mo can't figure out why there is such a plot full of malice towards the protagonist. In the end, he only came to a conclusion. Wearing a cuckold, or being kicked by his girlfriend to retaliate against the society, anyway, the mental state is absolutely abnormal.

Of course, the question he cares about now is not why this unfinished masterpiece was born, but why Ye Mingjun, who has finally seen through the world, appeared in this world, and also brought such a wonderful prop as a love strategy system?

In Ji Mo's impression, although there is no fixed number of plot lines when the heaven and man come, as long as the protagonist of the finished article appears in this world, it is basically in the state of the finale. powerful.

He is sure that there is absolutely no system in "The Great Wilderness". Judging from the plot that Ye Mingjun accepts all the photos posted in the harem, it is impossible for this person to be interested in men. How are other heavenly beings different?

Perhaps from this Lord Ye Ming, they can find out the reason for the coming of heaven and man.

"The pre-mission is completed, and the seal is unlocked by [-]%. Would you like to release the primary strategy mission immediately?"

Just as Ji Mo was instinctively analyzing the other party's identity, the system sounded like the voice of a top-notch customer service, and the hooked snake, which had already made an attacking posture, slipped away from them as if suddenly losing its target, and the man's explanation came from his ear at the right time came,

"My current cultivation base can only use small spells such as invisibility. If it can't see us, it will go elsewhere."

This guy who can't even beat a hooked snake is really that pretentious master Ye Mingjun?

Looking at this person very suspiciously, Ji Mo found that this fairy didn't seem to realize that there was something wrong with hiding from a monster, and it was far from the domineering Lingyun of the other protagonists.However, although he was unable to determine the opponent's strength, he had no other choice now, so he quickly put aside all his personal emotions and made the most appropriate response at the moment.

"The devil lord only has this prince. Since he personally took action, it is impossible to simply occupy a small city and stop. I guess they will immediately capture the surrounding cities and blockade the southern part of Shenzhou. Since you have no self-protection ability now, why not fight with me?" If we act together, we can take care of each other."

After Ji Mo's analysis, Ye Mingjun knew nothing about the world and just needed to obtain information from himself, and he, who was not good at fighting, also needed the cooperation of a heaven and man, each taking what he needed, and the other should not refuse.In fact, Ye Mingjun did not refuse, but the reaction he gave was very different from what he imagined. The man glanced at the hooked snake who had gone away, as if he didn't feel any danger in the road ahead, and just smiled lightly. : "Okay, I'll cover you."

Where did this man get his self-confidence?Could it be that the seal was a lie to him?But what good is doing such a boring thing?

The plot of "The Great Wilderness" is very confusing, and the behavior of the protagonist Ye Mingjun is completely unfathomable with common sense. Ji Mo can't find out the truth of the other party for the time being, so he can only adhere to the principle of caution and nod to him in a friendly manner , "Happy cooperation."

Ji Mo's mask is called Insatiable, and it is an artifact refined for him by the high priest Su Ge, the ruler of Shenzhou. As long as it covers the face, every plant and tree with a radius of a hundred miles cannot escape the perception. For the price, he also became a priest in white to obey the orders of the temple.

Ji Mo didn't think there was anything wrong with this. He was able to retreat from all kinds of disputes thanks to his tireless probing ability in the past. If he hadn't been caught by Lord Ye Ming this time, he wouldn't have missed Prince Mozhou's movements Retreat in time.

He was careless. In this chaotic world, if he is not careful, his life will be ruined. In the future, he must not be disturbed by any irrelevant emotions.

Walking in the dark tunnel silently alerting himself, Ji Mo no longer dares to relax, always paying attention to the movements of the people behind him.

Insatiable perception is not affected by light, so he ordered people to build the secret passage without placing any lighting objects, in order to use this advantage to hinder the enemy in case of emergency evacuation.According to his observations along the way, although Ye Mingjun has sealed his cultivation base, he walked in the dark without any stagnation, and even avoided all the traps without his reminder. People behave strangely and carelessly.

No, it is precisely because of the weirdness of people that you have to be more careful. Falling into the hands of others is just a small loss of life. If you fall into his way, you will lose your sexual orientation. In terms of the result, the latter is undoubtedly more tragic.

Just when Ji Mo decisively raised the danger level of a certain fairy to the highest level, Ye Mingjun, who had been silently following him, finally made a movement, although the source of the sound was the scroll on his waist, "Release the primary strategy mission: fairy Jun, you two are too long in the cold room to cultivate a relationship, please maintain the attitude of a gentleman and take the initiative to chat with the other party for more than 5 minutes."

Ye Mingjun's indifferent temperament is consistent with the description in the novel, but he also has a system responsible for making troubles. Ji Mo was shocked when he heard about the task, an honest gentleman?What kind of show operation is this?He only heard of someone chasing girls to play hooligans by all means, but he has never seen anyone who has a relationship and improves their ideological and moral qualities...

However, although he expressed complete incomprehension to this magical logic, Ye Mingjun trusted the system quite a bit, and actually broke the silence and asked him lightly, "Are you afraid of snakes?"

"I'm afraid of everything that threatens life."

With the idea that asking him to unlock more seals would be a way to survive, Ji Mo started the conversation cooperatively, but secretly added in his heart, and you, a dead gay who is a threat to chastity.

"Then are you afraid of the dark?"

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, does he look like a person who is afraid of the dark?

Ji Moyuan was still thinking that the tasks assigned by the system were too simple, and he didn't realize until this person spoke again. For this kind of person who can chat to death at any time, 5 minutes is already very challenging.

However, he has always been a person who prioritizes reason. Although he does not want to talk about this topic in his heart, he still replied flatly: "It's okay, I'm used to it."

It's just a habit, not not fear.

Immediately grasping the deep meaning hidden in the words, Ye Mingjun looked at the hand that Ji Mo held before him. He didn't hate this feeling. He also heard that physical contact symbolizes intimacy for people, although it is not very Ming Ming still suggested: "If you are afraid, you can hold me tight."

I refuse, you are scarier than darkness, okay!

Although he had already told himself to keep calm, Ji Mo couldn't help gritting his teeth when he heard this. However, before he could think about how to politely refuse, the referee had already started calling for a stop.

"Xianjun, you have fouled. Hugging is an interaction that can only be carried out at the intermediate stage of the strategy. As a punishment, please look at your strategy target with apologetic eyes until he forgives you."

Is this really a love strategy system?Why does he feel like the ideological and moral education system for elementary school students?Is the current routine so innocent?Is he too open to let the male protagonist hug the female protagonist in three chapters?

Even though he was the target of being molested, Ji Mo couldn't help crying out for Lord Ye Ming.However, this fairy seems to be really unreasonable, and he didn't realize that there was anything wrong with this judgment, just wondering: "But I have been a fairy for 5000 years and never know what an apology is."

What nasty things is this man saying with all seriousness?

"Then please change it to be sincere."

Is there any point in making concessions in such an insignificant place?Give me another punishment!Take out the majesty of the system and beat him up!

Enduring the trampling of normal logic by one person and one system with all his strength, Ji Mo found out that this person actually started to execute it before he even opened his mouth.In this secret passage that was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop, a man in white followed silently and stared at him all the time. This horrifying scene was clearly punishing him!

Unable to bear the chill behind him, he could only pretend that he didn't hear the system sound at all, and turned around with a decent smile: "I know Xianjun is just joking, and I don't mind."

"Xianjun, the punishment is over, and the 5-minute timer will restart. Please complete the task calmly and self-sufficiently."

"Xian Jun first arrived in Shenzhou, I don't know if there is anything I want to ask?"

He knew that if he let this person go, he might not be able to complete the task for a whole day. In order not to encounter strange punishments, Ji Mo resolutely gave him a topic that could definitely be talked about for 5 minutes, and comforted himself in his heart.

It's only 5 minutes, hold on, he is going out to inform the temple to meet the enemy in time to do great things, and he can't waste time with a psychopath anymore.

Alas, God knows how much self-control he needs to maintain such an awkward yet polite smile, this fairy's chatting skills are completely negative!

Ever since Ye Mingjun appeared, Ji Mo has never accurately predicted his reaction, and this time is no exception. This person doesn't care about his situation at all in another world, and only notices that Ji Mo is speeding up when faced with such a topic suitable for obtaining information. Walking in his footsteps, he asked curiously, "You seem to be worried about the external situation?"

"Because our temple has been committed to maintaining world peace."

Answering with a blank face, Ji Mo finally gave up struggling, probably this is the so-called fairy chat, I don't understand, I don't understand.

"It was written in a book I read that people in the world fight for profit, fight for war, and die because of war. Only love can stop war, and the world will be restored to peace."

"Oh, if you can influence Mozhou with love, the people of the world will regard you as a reborn parent."

It was such a touching and honest conversation that the High Priest almost cried when he heard it.

"As long as you let me understand what love is, I will restore all my cultivation, and even the world will be given to you by then."

In other words, he has to endure 99 such suffocating operations?What's the difference between this and watching "The Great Wilderness" 99 times?Well, he chose death.

Just imagining the terrible future Ji Mo felt chills on his back, and immediately tried to get this person to dispel such terrible thoughts, "Xianjun was joking, I just want to live in peace and I don't have any desires for the world. There is no such luxury as love."

It's a pity that Ye Mingjun can always get wonderful insights into his words, but at this moment he was a little surprised and said: "So, you don't want me to do anything for you, you are just interested in me?"

When did he say such stupid things about being interested in men?

No, it seems that I have admitted it...

Reluctantly realizing that he seemed to have really dug a hole for himself, Ji Mo's teeth were so sore for a moment, and finally he couldn't maintain the politeness, so he turned to him and said sincerely: "I'm a mercenary, and eight out of ten sentences are true. Lies, half-truths and half-truths, please treat me as a shameless liar, thank you."

As soon as Ji Mo said this, he regretted it. He clearly knew that in such a situation, he had to establish a good relationship with all available people. It was easy to please Ye Mingjun, but for some reason, he couldn't use his slick handling methods. Just as he was thinking about how to make amends, the man in white smiled more happily: "It's the first time I've seen someone say that about myself, and I've never seen someone who is so duplicity. You're so funny."

Silently looking at the man's face that seemed to be unaware of being offended, Ji Mo suddenly understood what the problem was.Ye Mingjun's attitude towards him is too kind, this kind of inexplicable kindness always makes him have the illusion of returning to the past world, as if he is still the ordinary boy in the campus, he doesn't have to weigh the pros and cons, and he doesn't have to think about his words and deeds all the time. You can make any remarks at will, and believe that no one in the world will come to hurt yourself.

This is a terrible illusion. Once you get used to it, you will die in this world.

"The task is complete, and the current seal has been unlocked by [-]%. Congratulations, Xianjun, you have a perfect start in less than a day!"

The sound of the system interrupted his contemplation, and there was a faint light in front of him. Only then did Ji Mo realize that he had walked through the secret passage unknowingly, which also made him feel a little relieved.A person can't go back to the past, as long as he goes out from here, he can clearly realize what reality is, and he will no longer believe in any heavenly beings.

Taking a deep breath, Ji Mo's expression had returned to calm when he walked to the exit, and he said as usual: "Xianjun, the people of Mozhou will probably not give up hunting us, please keep invisibility after we go out."

Ye Mingjun's expression didn't change because of this, but his eyes seemed to brighten a little when they came into contact with the light, and Ji Mo, who had just walked out of the darkness, felt a little dazzled at a slight glance.

As long as the system does not assign tasks, this fairy will not make any outrageous actions. At this time, he jumped to the exit with one step, and after making sure that there is no danger around him, he reached out to Ji Mo below. After thinking about it, he still ordered lightly. He said, "If you are afraid, come to me, and I can keep you safe."

For a group of willful and reckless people like the protagonist, Ye Mingjun has a pretty good temper.

As if the previous depression had been forgotten, the moment he was pulled up by him, Ji Mo subconsciously crossed such a thought.Although he couldn't figure out why this person was so abnormal, and he couldn't estimate the strength of the so-called [-]% cultivation, but the observation of Ye Mingjun finally came to the first conclusion——

Not a bad guy, but a really weird one.

The author has something to say: Ji Mo: This guy should be the protagonist of the Buddhist family, so be careful.

Ye Mingjun: Oh, we cultivators have a good temper.

System: Xian Jun is right.

Mr. Wang, the author who requested to code: No, don't be fooled by his appearance, this is a super difficult boss!

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