Naihe brother is too simple
Chapter 1
"Ha, I finally escaped!" The ragged boy jumped out of the huge sky gap with the unconscious little boy on his back, "It feels so good to be alive—"
Behind is the endless dark abyss, the strange gap is incompatible with the boundless blue sky, a big black hand is struggling to stretch out from the gap, as if to grab two helpless teenagers.However, soon, the gap shrank sharply, and the big hand was suddenly pulled back by a strong suction force.The sky returned to its usual calmness.
"New world, here we come!" The young man showed a big and cheerful smile, and looked down, "...the problem is how to reach the ground safely—"
The two fell down from a high altitude at a very high speed, the young man's slightly long bangs were lifted by the air current, he clenched his arms tightly, and the boy on his back clung to his thin back, and fell asleep peacefully.
Will you die?After finally escaping from hell, are you going to fall into another hell?
"I don't want to die yet!" The young man raised his head to the sky and screamed.
Accompanied by the young man's scream soaring into the sky, the boy's immature voice said: "Brother...Brother?"
"Are you awake?"
"Where are we...?" The boy rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"Hey, close your eyes and go to sleep again, we are safe now." The boy tried his best to conceal the trembling in his voice, pretending to be calm.
Yes, currently.
"Oh." The boy closed his eyes silently, and hugged the boy's body tightly.
It will be fine.Because, I am the luckiest person in the world!
The air current was so strong that the teenager's consciousness gradually blurred.The horizon is so far away, obviously just touched it.However, the sun in this world is so warm.There was a smile on the corner of the boy's mouth.
Ten years later.
"Stop chasing him ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" a group of punks holding sticks shouted behind him.
"Hey, stop if you have the ability!" The leader of the gangsters yelled while running.
"I'm not capable, boss!"
"Brother, you are so cowardly, let me down!" The boy who was being carried struggled.
"Xiao Yu, don't be afraid, brother will protect you." As he spoke, the young man showed a bright smile, showing his big white teeth.
handsome!It's a pity that this man is a fool.
"Brother, it's fine if you are alone, don't take me with you."
"Xiao Yu, do you know..." The young man immediately put on a melancholy expression, his eyes were filled with the lethargy of seeing through life, his lips were pursed into a straight line, quite serious.
The boy wiped his face helplessly, "It's over, here we go again."
"Since we came to this world, we have been guilty of a heavy fate. This world is far more complicated than you imagined, and we will encounter more powerful enemies in the future. The most urgent thing is to save our lives. The most important thing is to live!"
"It's inexplicable, how many times have you said this? Besides, what kind of enemies can there be, aren't they all punks?"
"Boss, he said we are punks! Don't you look down on people? Beat him?" said a punk.
"We're just punks, idiots," the boss yelled. "Hit him? Can you catch him?"
"If we can't catch up, then we won't catch up?" the tamed gangster carefully asked again and again.
"Are you stupid? You don't want face, I want more!"
"Yes, boss! Brothers, keep chasing!"
"I said boss, you've been chasing me for ten blocks, aren't you tired?" the young man said helplessly.
"I also want to know, aren't you tired after being chased by me for ten blocks?"
"Hey, Boss, I'm not tired, I'm used to running away. In this area, no one is my opponent when it comes to running away!" As he spoke, he turned around and gave the gangsters a blinding smile.
"Is this worth showing off!" The boy on his back couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother, I'm amazing, haha!"
Listening to the conversation between the two, the gangster boss could also see that the two seemed to be cowardly, but they were able to talk and laugh like this in such a desperate situation. Could it be that they were pretending to be pigs and eating tigers? It was terrifying to think about it carefully.
However, the boss had a flash of inspiration and came up with a clever plan.
"Both, are you interested in joining our Black Dragon Gang?" The boss suddenly said, not only the gangsters, but also the two being chased.
What does the Black Dragon Gang do?Hmm... Do you bully women, domineering men, burn, kill and loot?In fact, Zone Zero is not worth these punks to do this.Why?Because it's poor here, who am I to bully if there are no beauties and handsome men?They are all poor people, who shall I rob?Why should I burn without a decent house?On weekdays when I have nothing to do, I just wander around, grab food from the wild cats in the alley, and just goof around.
"Boss..."
"They're so cowardly, what do we want him for?"
"That's it."
"Boss, we have no food left."
"That's it."
"Think twice, boss!"
"That's it."
The punks yelled.
"Stop yelling, the boss must have his intentions for doing this." The gangster who was tamed just now said, "Isn't it, boss?" He looked like a dog's leg.
"Well, you still understand me." The boss looked at the puppy leg with admiration.
"How about it, do you want to think about it?" The boss signaled his subordinates not to chase for the time being, and the fleeing youth also took advantage of this to stop.
"I'm sorry, boss," the young man showed a seemingly tangled expression, "To tell you the truth, I'm also the leader of the gang, and I really can't let go of the brothers in the gang. I'm sorry."
"Hehe, the leader of the gang? Brother bragging, you really don't draft drafts, is it a gang of three..." The boy slandered.
"Boss, this is for you..." Before the certain gangster could finish speaking, he was stopped by the boss with a domineering gesture.
"Boss?"
"Since that's the case, then we don't force it, two heroes, we will meet later." The boss clasped his fists and said, "Brothers, let's go." Then he led the brothers to leave.
The two who were being chased were left in a daze.
"Phew, save the day." The boy got off the young man's shoulders and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Haha, I just said don't worry." The young man smiled silly.
"Brother, you are causing trouble everywhere, and I should scold you again when I go home."
"Eh? So what should we do?" The young man showed a frightened expression that shouldn't be at this age.
"They rob you, it's fine if you give it to them, aren't you usually very cowardly?"
"But but, this is for Xiao Yu." The young man said in a hurry, "Look, I'll get you a big baby hehehehehehehe."
"Brother, you are so wretched!"
"Eh? Is it obscene to pick out meat buns? Why why?" The young man's eyes widened in confusion. His silly expression combined with his handsome face really made people find it funny.
"Then don't say such misleading things!" The young man blushed, "Why do you have buns?"
"I earned it from a part-time job." As he spoke, the young man handed over the delicious steamed stuffed bun.
The boy took the steamed stuffed bun, and it was cold, but being able to eat steamed stuffed bun in the zero zone is already the most blissful thing.
"Who do you want to work for?" Who can you work for? Everyone can't even support themselves. Who will hire workers?
"Old Qiang." The young man said with a smile.
"How is it possible, he is so poor that he can't even wear underpants, how can he get the money to hire you?" Suddenly, the young man seemed to think of something, this old man is not easy.
This is a well-known fact in Zero District. This old man has no advantages. The only advantage is that he is not good at women, because this guy likes men!
"Brother..." The boy's eyes widened, "You...can't you?"
"Huh?" The young man felt that his brother was inexplicable.
"Did that guy do something to you?" The boy lowered his head dejectedly, his bangs covered his face, he couldn't see the expression clearly, his body was shaking with anger.
Better not be like that, this is my only brother, my most important brother.
Seeing that his younger brother looked like he was about to cry, the young man didn't bother to answer, and quickly hugged his younger brother to comfort him, "What's wrong with Xiaoyu? Why are you crying?"
There is no negation, so...
The young man finally couldn't restrain himself, and shouted with unwillingness: "Why don't you resist! Don't you know how to protect yourself? You always say you want to protect me, why do you always worry me? Just because of a bun?" In the end, the struggling roar turned into the whimper of a small animal being hurt.
"What do you mean? Why do you want to resist?" Xiao Yu was a little strange today, and the young man seemed to understand something, "Oh, I understand! Xiao Yu, Lao Qiang is not a bad person, he didn't hit me."
"I'm not talking about that," the young man thought for a while, then carefully said, "Did he...do anything you don't like?"
"No."
The boy felt relieved for a while, and then asked: "Then why did he give you the steamed stuffed bun? Is there some kind of conspiracy?" Is Lao Qiang rich?Is Lao Qiang so good?Only fools who say there is no conspiracy will believe it.
"Hahahahaha how could there be a conspiracy? Why are there so many bad guys? Only fools who say there is a conspiracy will believe it hahahahaha."
"Brother, shut up." I'm not a fool, didn't you just say that we will encounter many enemies?
"what happened?"
"I helped him move, and then he gave me meat buns, which were warm, but then the black dragon saw them, and I..."
"Stop!" The young man interrupted his brother, otherwise he would be as unable to stop as if he had eaten Xuan Mai.
"Ok?"
"What's going on? Laoqiang is moving?"
"Yes, Lao Qiang won the lottery."
"Brother, please speak clearly next time, it's very worrying." The young man finally felt relieved.
"Hey, I got it." Although I don't know what my brother is talking about, I just need to agree.
"Go home." The boy said as he bit the bun.
"Well," the young man said timidly, "Do you think Sister Xu will be angry with us?"
"No way," the young man smiled innocently, his cute appearance made it easy for people to let go of their defenses, "She's only going to be angry with you."
Is this guy black?
The author has something to say:
The original setting is quite serious, but I am not a serious person at all. Only the readers know whether Wen Huan is happy, but I am very happy to write it anyway.Well~ Isn’t writing just for fun?Come on~ have fun~ Anyway, there is a lot of time~
Behind is the endless dark abyss, the strange gap is incompatible with the boundless blue sky, a big black hand is struggling to stretch out from the gap, as if to grab two helpless teenagers.However, soon, the gap shrank sharply, and the big hand was suddenly pulled back by a strong suction force.The sky returned to its usual calmness.
"New world, here we come!" The young man showed a big and cheerful smile, and looked down, "...the problem is how to reach the ground safely—"
The two fell down from a high altitude at a very high speed, the young man's slightly long bangs were lifted by the air current, he clenched his arms tightly, and the boy on his back clung to his thin back, and fell asleep peacefully.
Will you die?After finally escaping from hell, are you going to fall into another hell?
"I don't want to die yet!" The young man raised his head to the sky and screamed.
Accompanied by the young man's scream soaring into the sky, the boy's immature voice said: "Brother...Brother?"
"Are you awake?"
"Where are we...?" The boy rubbed his sleepy eyes.
"Hey, close your eyes and go to sleep again, we are safe now." The boy tried his best to conceal the trembling in his voice, pretending to be calm.
Yes, currently.
"Oh." The boy closed his eyes silently, and hugged the boy's body tightly.
It will be fine.Because, I am the luckiest person in the world!
The air current was so strong that the teenager's consciousness gradually blurred.The horizon is so far away, obviously just touched it.However, the sun in this world is so warm.There was a smile on the corner of the boy's mouth.
Ten years later.
"Stop chasing him ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" a group of punks holding sticks shouted behind him.
"Hey, stop if you have the ability!" The leader of the gangsters yelled while running.
"I'm not capable, boss!"
"Brother, you are so cowardly, let me down!" The boy who was being carried struggled.
"Xiao Yu, don't be afraid, brother will protect you." As he spoke, the young man showed a bright smile, showing his big white teeth.
handsome!It's a pity that this man is a fool.
"Brother, it's fine if you are alone, don't take me with you."
"Xiao Yu, do you know..." The young man immediately put on a melancholy expression, his eyes were filled with the lethargy of seeing through life, his lips were pursed into a straight line, quite serious.
The boy wiped his face helplessly, "It's over, here we go again."
"Since we came to this world, we have been guilty of a heavy fate. This world is far more complicated than you imagined, and we will encounter more powerful enemies in the future. The most urgent thing is to save our lives. The most important thing is to live!"
"It's inexplicable, how many times have you said this? Besides, what kind of enemies can there be, aren't they all punks?"
"Boss, he said we are punks! Don't you look down on people? Beat him?" said a punk.
"We're just punks, idiots," the boss yelled. "Hit him? Can you catch him?"
"If we can't catch up, then we won't catch up?" the tamed gangster carefully asked again and again.
"Are you stupid? You don't want face, I want more!"
"Yes, boss! Brothers, keep chasing!"
"I said boss, you've been chasing me for ten blocks, aren't you tired?" the young man said helplessly.
"I also want to know, aren't you tired after being chased by me for ten blocks?"
"Hey, Boss, I'm not tired, I'm used to running away. In this area, no one is my opponent when it comes to running away!" As he spoke, he turned around and gave the gangsters a blinding smile.
"Is this worth showing off!" The boy on his back couldn't bear it anymore.
"Brother, I'm amazing, haha!"
Listening to the conversation between the two, the gangster boss could also see that the two seemed to be cowardly, but they were able to talk and laugh like this in such a desperate situation. Could it be that they were pretending to be pigs and eating tigers? It was terrifying to think about it carefully.
However, the boss had a flash of inspiration and came up with a clever plan.
"Both, are you interested in joining our Black Dragon Gang?" The boss suddenly said, not only the gangsters, but also the two being chased.
What does the Black Dragon Gang do?Hmm... Do you bully women, domineering men, burn, kill and loot?In fact, Zone Zero is not worth these punks to do this.Why?Because it's poor here, who am I to bully if there are no beauties and handsome men?They are all poor people, who shall I rob?Why should I burn without a decent house?On weekdays when I have nothing to do, I just wander around, grab food from the wild cats in the alley, and just goof around.
"Boss..."
"They're so cowardly, what do we want him for?"
"That's it."
"Boss, we have no food left."
"That's it."
"Think twice, boss!"
"That's it."
The punks yelled.
"Stop yelling, the boss must have his intentions for doing this." The gangster who was tamed just now said, "Isn't it, boss?" He looked like a dog's leg.
"Well, you still understand me." The boss looked at the puppy leg with admiration.
"How about it, do you want to think about it?" The boss signaled his subordinates not to chase for the time being, and the fleeing youth also took advantage of this to stop.
"I'm sorry, boss," the young man showed a seemingly tangled expression, "To tell you the truth, I'm also the leader of the gang, and I really can't let go of the brothers in the gang. I'm sorry."
"Hehe, the leader of the gang? Brother bragging, you really don't draft drafts, is it a gang of three..." The boy slandered.
"Boss, this is for you..." Before the certain gangster could finish speaking, he was stopped by the boss with a domineering gesture.
"Boss?"
"Since that's the case, then we don't force it, two heroes, we will meet later." The boss clasped his fists and said, "Brothers, let's go." Then he led the brothers to leave.
The two who were being chased were left in a daze.
"Phew, save the day." The boy got off the young man's shoulders and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Haha, I just said don't worry." The young man smiled silly.
"Brother, you are causing trouble everywhere, and I should scold you again when I go home."
"Eh? So what should we do?" The young man showed a frightened expression that shouldn't be at this age.
"They rob you, it's fine if you give it to them, aren't you usually very cowardly?"
"But but, this is for Xiao Yu." The young man said in a hurry, "Look, I'll get you a big baby hehehehehehehe."
"Brother, you are so wretched!"
"Eh? Is it obscene to pick out meat buns? Why why?" The young man's eyes widened in confusion. His silly expression combined with his handsome face really made people find it funny.
"Then don't say such misleading things!" The young man blushed, "Why do you have buns?"
"I earned it from a part-time job." As he spoke, the young man handed over the delicious steamed stuffed bun.
The boy took the steamed stuffed bun, and it was cold, but being able to eat steamed stuffed bun in the zero zone is already the most blissful thing.
"Who do you want to work for?" Who can you work for? Everyone can't even support themselves. Who will hire workers?
"Old Qiang." The young man said with a smile.
"How is it possible, he is so poor that he can't even wear underpants, how can he get the money to hire you?" Suddenly, the young man seemed to think of something, this old man is not easy.
This is a well-known fact in Zero District. This old man has no advantages. The only advantage is that he is not good at women, because this guy likes men!
"Brother..." The boy's eyes widened, "You...can't you?"
"Huh?" The young man felt that his brother was inexplicable.
"Did that guy do something to you?" The boy lowered his head dejectedly, his bangs covered his face, he couldn't see the expression clearly, his body was shaking with anger.
Better not be like that, this is my only brother, my most important brother.
Seeing that his younger brother looked like he was about to cry, the young man didn't bother to answer, and quickly hugged his younger brother to comfort him, "What's wrong with Xiaoyu? Why are you crying?"
There is no negation, so...
The young man finally couldn't restrain himself, and shouted with unwillingness: "Why don't you resist! Don't you know how to protect yourself? You always say you want to protect me, why do you always worry me? Just because of a bun?" In the end, the struggling roar turned into the whimper of a small animal being hurt.
"What do you mean? Why do you want to resist?" Xiao Yu was a little strange today, and the young man seemed to understand something, "Oh, I understand! Xiao Yu, Lao Qiang is not a bad person, he didn't hit me."
"I'm not talking about that," the young man thought for a while, then carefully said, "Did he...do anything you don't like?"
"No."
The boy felt relieved for a while, and then asked: "Then why did he give you the steamed stuffed bun? Is there some kind of conspiracy?" Is Lao Qiang rich?Is Lao Qiang so good?Only fools who say there is no conspiracy will believe it.
"Hahahahaha how could there be a conspiracy? Why are there so many bad guys? Only fools who say there is a conspiracy will believe it hahahahaha."
"Brother, shut up." I'm not a fool, didn't you just say that we will encounter many enemies?
"what happened?"
"I helped him move, and then he gave me meat buns, which were warm, but then the black dragon saw them, and I..."
"Stop!" The young man interrupted his brother, otherwise he would be as unable to stop as if he had eaten Xuan Mai.
"Ok?"
"What's going on? Laoqiang is moving?"
"Yes, Lao Qiang won the lottery."
"Brother, please speak clearly next time, it's very worrying." The young man finally felt relieved.
"Hey, I got it." Although I don't know what my brother is talking about, I just need to agree.
"Go home." The boy said as he bit the bun.
"Well," the young man said timidly, "Do you think Sister Xu will be angry with us?"
"No way," the young man smiled innocently, his cute appearance made it easy for people to let go of their defenses, "She's only going to be angry with you."
Is this guy black?
The author has something to say:
The original setting is quite serious, but I am not a serious person at all. Only the readers know whether Wen Huan is happy, but I am very happy to write it anyway.Well~ Isn’t writing just for fun?Come on~ have fun~ Anyway, there is a lot of time~
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