Don't turn on the wheat lightly

Lin Wei is a game anchor. He is young and famous. He graduated from university at the age of 24. He did not go out to find a job like other people of his age. He rented a loft apartment to make money by broadcasting at home.

However, according to himself, being an anchor is the choice of "the next best thing"-referring to the fact that he thought he could be a professional player, but he didn't get into the youth training camp when he was 18 years old. His parents, who have been messing with him for several years, went back to study hard and took the college entrance examination. Fortunately, Lin Wei was really smart. close.

However, his dream of e-sports did not end there. The last game that blocked Lin Wei from being a professional player has gradually become cold. He was originally a big-hearted person, so he gave up looking for something else to play.In his sophomore year, he was dragged into a moba game called "Spirit Summoning" by his roommate. At that time, the game live broadcast had not yet become popular, and it was a new thing.Lin Wei was not busy with schoolwork, and his roommates coaxed him to start the live broadcast. Lin Wei thought it was very interesting, so he registered an account on Doulong in such a ignorant manner, and took the ID at will—Lin Zi is getting older.

Three years have passed, and the version of "Spirit Summoning" has been replaced, and it has become more and more popular. As the oldest qualification in the "Spirit Summoning" section of Doulong TV, "The Forest Is Growing" has gradually gained popularity.

Lin Wei generally likes to play ADC and jungle positions—the main reason is that these two positions really produce many handsome and cool heroes. Lin Wei is a hopeless face control, not only three-dimensional control, but also I can't control it either.

He has a coquettish position and superb skills. He looks like a hard-headed man, but in fact he is bold and careful. What a certain flutter, a certain 1, a certain GA's otaku forum all have good comments on Lin Zida.In addition, although he doesn't show his face, he has a nice voice. During the live broadcast, he doesn't spray dirt and talks at most, and his painting style can be regarded as a clean stream, so there are surprisingly many female fans.It's black, it's not that it doesn't exist, it's just that it's not enough compared to the fan base, and the favorability in the "Huanling" circle can be said to be very high.

Lin Wei's fans call themselves bird fans, and there is no word yet on who decided on this name, but the original intention is good - what kind of bird is there when Lin Zi grows up, and it means to wish Lin Wei more and more fans.But bird powder bird powder doesn't sound good no matter what, when Lin Wei realized it, the whole circle screamed, and he couldn't stop it.

Not only the name of bird powder is poisonous, but the overall atmosphere is also particularly poisonous.I don’t know if it’s because Lin Wei blew himself up too early, or the main audience of "Spirit Calling" is relatively old. There are a lot of "dad fans" and "mother fans" among the bird fans. Lin Wei called Lin Wei "my silly son" in his tone.It made the fans who joined the circle later call him his son even if he was younger than Lin Wei, that would be a heartbreaker...

My friend Doi Ying, who is also an anchor, also joked in private, that many male anchors with malicious intentions come to attract female fans as friends with sex, but you are good, live broadcast for three or four years, and there are many female fans, all of them are here for you Damn it!

Lin Wei is bitter, he is not interested in female fans, and even less interested in sex fans, but this does not mean that he wants millions of mother fans who are reposting in the barrage every day and calling his son a baby in the comments Ah...but what's the use if he doesn't like it?The overall situation has been decided, Lin Wei can only whisper in his heart.

Compared with female fans, male fans are much more reserved. Although there are quite a few who call their sons, most of them are kind-hearted teasers, and it’s okay to hear it. In order to play games with Lin Wei and get points on the car, sometimes He will call his father directly by any means. E-sports has no self-esteem at all.

Bringing water friends to the top is Lin Wei's regular live broadcast content. In order to give back to fans, Lin Wei will hold activities three to four times a week, so that super management and group management can notify in advance and borrow accounts in advance.For the sake of fairness, there are two ways to choose the four places: one is to give back to local tyrants, and two people are randomly selected from the top ten on the reward list, and the other is to randomly pick online from the fan base.

It not only gave benefits to the real silver-government fathers, but also took care of ordinary fans who did not have enough financial resources.However, this random selection of the top ten local tyrants has a problem.

The problem mainly lies in the number one on the local tyrants list, a fan whose nickname is Mary the Plumber.

There is nothing wrong with Mary. He entered the pit late, but the way of debut is really vigorous. Half a year ago, "Spirit Summoning" updated a new version, and two heroes of the Three Kingdoms, Gan Ning and Ling Tong, appeared.Gan Ning is strong as a jungler, so Lin Wei naturally broadcast the trial game immediately, and then took Gan Ning to slaughter the qualifying match for a day.That afternoon, Mary, the plumber, appeared out of nowhere. When Lin Wei won a game, he offered a gift box worth 2000. Originally, Lin Wei thought it was some anchor friend who changed his vest to joke with him, and said with a smile Later, she was going to check the room to send the money, but Mary didn't say a word, as if she couldn't find a place to reply, she didn't send bullet screens, and didn't respond to private messages, she just kept sending money.

In this way, after winning a set of 2000 gift boxes, Lin Wei was a little panicked when he received the 10th gift box. Give WeChat.

Mary stopped obediently. At this time, Lin Wei felt that some friend might be teasing him. After the broadcast, he really had to ask who was messing around.He breathed a sigh of relief and started a round. Gan Ning held a meteor hammer and went from our jungle to the enemy's jungle, like a god of war. The battle was over within 20 minutes, and Lin Wei won the MVP.

As soon as the battle victory popped up, the system mother reminded again with an extremely rigid electronically synthesized voice: User plumber Mary sent a platinum gift box, thank you for the reward.

Platinum gift box, worth ten thousand.

Lin Wei was dumbfounded, and he had no doubt that he would continue to play money if he won.He originally wanted to download it—many of the fans had some money, but usually Lin Wei would not ask for it, so he would not take the initiative to throw gifts, but now he was stimulated by this new fan and began to follow suit, unwilling to admit defeat, brushing up in twos and threes Gifts, many of which come in golden gift boxes.

Lin Wei actually didn't want this kind of atmosphere to become popular in his live broadcast room.He has a signing fee, a fixed salary, and other peripheral shares. He has no worries about food and clothing. It doesn’t make much sense for him to spend gifts from the audience. What’s more, he has to give 10% to the platform first, which is really a waste of other people’s money.He didn't want the scene to get out of control, in order to curb their rivalry, he had to download it.After thinking for a few seconds, Lin Wei turned off the game, and was about to say a few concluding remarks before closing the live broadcast. Say you must not download it!That Mary recharged again!Directly charged [-]!It is estimated that I will give it all to you!You give me a duck!

Lin Wei has also been a pillar for several years. He is used to doing his own way. He said no, the influence is not good, and he opened the mic and said that it was a bit of a pre-deployment, and he didn't care about Xiao Li's ghosts and howls.

Lin Wei closed the live broadcast page and wrote a Weibo post after thinking about it.

Funny Dragon_Lin Zi is Big V:

I appreciate the good intentions, but I feel panicked after smashing so much, buddy!Make it look like you're going to do something to me (Yun sad emoji)

Well, I'm really not short of money, just come and see it, and I'll be very happy if you give me a reward of 10 or 20 yuan occasionally for me to buy konjac for a refreshing meal.There are quite a few elementary school students among the people watching the live broadcast, so don't make them feel that the money is just from the sky.This Super Mario friend, if you see Weibo, you can contact me to refund the money.

After sending it out, he breathed a sigh of relief.Turned off after a while, did anyone squat live and asked what happened?Someone directly took a screenshot of the local rich list to show the audience who didn't know the truth how Mary reached the top of the 3-day list in one night.It got the evaluation of "Fuck, this is a girl who likes a stupid son".

Everyone said that their son was thinking too much. Bird fans are from fathers and mothers, and they can afford you if they have money. However, Mary was born with an LV1 trumpet, and she didn’t even know how to send barrage. We do not agree to this marriage.

Lin Wei smiled angrily at a bunch of sons and babies. He really couldn't do anything about these treasures. He went back with a few messages and waited for two hours before Mary appeared. It was getting late, so he was ready to go first Take a shower and go to bed, let's talk about it tomorrow.

As a result, as soon as he took his pajamas and wanted to take a shower, the Weibo private message notification sounded. Lin Wei saw a trumpet whose profile picture had not been changed and was named "Plumber Mary 1111". He took a screenshot to show him his recharge record, as follows Followed by a sentence: "No refund, it's for you."

Lin Wei grabbed his pajamas and typed with one hand: "The influence is not good, I'd better pay you back, if you like my live broadcast, just watch it, to be honest."

The plumber Mary 1111 sent a hehe emoji, and Lin Wei couldn't tell whether he was really laughing or expressing sarcasm.

Mary the plumber: "Afraid the tree will catch the wind?"

Funny Dragon_The forest is getting bigger: "... is it also a reason?"

3 is actually not a lot, but it seems that Mary will continue to spend like this in the future. Lin Zi has become famous and has been watched by many people. If the amount involved is too large, he is afraid that the tree will cause trouble.

It took a long time for Mary to reply: "I see."

Lin Wei: ...?

What did he understand?Lin Wei questioned with some doubts: Is it convenient to give me an account number?I will return the gift money to you.

Mary replied: "No, I will pay attention to the way I spend money in the future :)"

After speaking, he went offline.Lin Wei raised a question mark and waited for a long time without an explanation, so he had to take a bath first.

After that, although Mary still went online and spent money, she didn't have the posture she had on the day of her debut, and she remained in the top five of the local rich list occasionally up and down.He doesn't like to communicate with Lin Wei as much as other fans. He basically has nothing else to say. Lin Zi chatted a few words.Lin Wei thought he was a bit of a strange fan, but he didn't hate him. Who would hate his patron?Mary doesn't talk much, but she obviously likes Lin Wei very much. The content of the private message is similar to that you played really well today, and the platinum gift box is arranged.

As a result, when the rules of the Water Friends Competition began to be implemented, Lin Wei realized that he really misunderstood Mary deeply.

The management told him that the number one and the fourth in the local rich list were drawn, the first Mary, and the fourth was another named Kupo. As a result, the management private messaged the contact time of the two of them, and they actually said that they could not appear with each other at the same time.The management was confused, so I came to ask Lin Wei, is there a conflict between the two patrons' fathers?

Lin Wei didn't know about it at all, and searched Weibo and forums, but no one mentioned it at all. Since there was no tearing up on the surface, what kind of conflicts would be so serious in private that he didn't even want to form a team with the other party?Lin Wei has some contact with Mary, he is not the kind of person who hides and hides, so he told the management not to ask, and he asked himself.

It took several hours for Mary to reply.That answer made Lin Wei lose his language for a while.

Mary:?I can't team up with Kubo.

Mary: Because Kubo is me :)

... Lin Wei suddenly had a very bad premonition, thinking that I understood what Mary said that day, what did he understand?You can't smash too much at once, just divide it into several numbers?

Lin Wei's eyes darkened, and he cut off the top ten of the local rich list, and said: Mary, this No.3 is not you, right?

Mary: no

Lin Wei breathed a sigh of relief.

Then Mary typed the next line: I have seven accounts, but only five are in the top ten :)

Lin Wei almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Mary: You won't say it, will you (Chuchupoor.gif)

Lin Wei thought what I'm going to tell the outsiders, the sum of your rewards can go to the city center to buy toilets.He swallowed blood and said a noble and glamorous "Yeah".

Mary also said that it is impossible for me to double-play in the water friends competition. Anyway, you have a high probability of drawing me in the top ten, so just count me as sure.

Lin Wei thought it made sense and agreed.After agreeing, I asked again: Remember to change your number in the game.

Mary seemed very happy, and she sent a lot of emoticons saying yes.Lin Wei always thought that he was a rich man with nothing to do, but now he looked at him, and he even suspected that Mary might... be a girl?

Kind of stupid.

But in the next second, Lin Wei shook his head and shook off this thought.

The team formation was successful, but Lin Wei still notified the management of the "ten local tyrants and five Marys" and asked him to exclude Mary's account and choose a beneficiary father. After hearing this, the management reacted the same as Lin Wei. He was speechless for a long time, typed row after row of full stops, and then let out a gossiping voice: "Boss, don't you really think Mary is interested in you?"

Lin Wei calmly took a screenshot of Mary, the plumber, and gave it to him.

Management: "Gender doesn't affect anything. What's more, Mary's information has not been changed, it is the default. Look at his birthday or 1970-1-1."

Lin Wei: "Do you think it's impossible for me to have 48-year-old rich fans?"

The shameless person in charge of Lin Wei fell silent.

All in all, the water friend competition continued under this default rule.No matter which division Lin Wei brings to the game, as long as Mary is free, he will be there, although according to the appointment time management, Mary's online time is really erratic, day and night are reversed, she doesn't look like a 48-year-old Fans of local tyrants are not like office workers. I am afraid that some rich second generation who is still in college is squandering the family's money.

But as difficult to judge as Mary's online time was his level.In order to match the divisions that Lin Wei wanted to play, Mary would also borrow numbers. Anyway, he had money, so he could borrow any number of divisions he wanted.But it doesn't matter whether Mary is playing King, Obsidian, Diamond or Gold, it's all the same...

dish.

real food.

It's so delicious! ! !