Actually I am twenty

After watching Shen Mizhang sweep away all the food on the dining table, Wang Yu secretly took a picture and sent it to his wife while she was not paying attention, looked at her with pity, and his tone softened a lot: "Poor little boy, How many days have you really not had a serious meal?"

Shen Mizhang was too busy eating to talk to her, so he looked up at her. At this time, Wang Yu's phone vibrated. She clicked on it, and her daughter-in-law sent a message: "I see why I'm still thin How about it? My Sven is so pitiful, you can cook more delicious food for her, and make more dumplings for her and put them in the refrigerator before you come back."

"Li Zi asked me to make dumplings for you."

Hearing this, Shen Mizhang's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Sister Li still loves me, the eyebrow pencil I bought last time is very useful, and you have another one to take with you when you leave."

Before he finished talking here, Wang Yu's cell phone rang again, and before he started the video at one point, he heard the other party say: "Go away, I want to talk to my family Sven."

"...Who the hell is that daughter-in-law!"

Shen Mizhang took her mobile phone, and the two little sisters chatted affectionately.Wang Yu helplessly supported his forehead, and complained: "Why are you two on such a good relationship!"

"Our little fairy."

"Nonsense, my wife is a little fairy, and you are a beast."

"Sister Li, Yu Wan scolded me."

Wang Yu heard a cold snort over there: "Student Wang Yuwan, do you have any objections to our little fairy?"

"...Well, I'd better shut up." Wang Yu stared resentfully at the two of them after they had finished their intimate chat, and sighed, "Why are you such a fucking beast? I showed my friend a picture of you before and she said she liked it, really, am I not a handsome young lady!"

"Gentle scum always pleases little girls, don't you know?" Shen Mizhang raised his eyebrows with a confident smile, and asked, "What is your gay friend like? Do you have any photos? Let me see."

Wang Yu was speechless, how could she look like a gentle scum like a gentle scum!A group of little girls on the Internet who can still be fooled love it!

"I started you, a gentle scum, can you be a little grateful!"

Shen Mizhang Two-dimensional is called a gentle scum, the source is that Wang Yu called her a beast, and she thought of a beast in clothes, and thinking about it again, I thought of a gentle scum, Shen Mizhang felt that this name was very emotional.

Wang Yu took the phone and began to look through the gallery: "I saved it so I'll show you. I've been coveting this little chubby face for a long time."

Shen Mizhang looked at the girl's gentle smile on the screen, and replied with a smile: "It's quite fleshy, it's probably very comfortable to pinch, and she looks like a pretty girl."

"Well, she's a nice person. If it wasn't for who you were with, I really want to introduce you two. Although she is young, she is quite mature, and she will definitely not mess around." Wang Yu remembered After learning something interesting, he beamed and talked to Shen Mizhang.

"This kid is so good, hey, I don't know what's going on now." After telling the story, she sighed faintly, holding her chin and frowning: "It's so strange, she said that day that she didn't go to the wrong place, and neither did I." Going wrong, but there was no car accident at all!"

Wang Yu was worried, and suddenly sat up straight and looked at Shen Mizhang with bright eyes: "You said, I won't run into time travel, right?!"

"Uh... calm down..." Time travel was too mysterious, Shen Mizhang patted her on the shoulder to comfort her: "Okay, don't think about it, you are busy with work and weekends Come with me to the school to guide the students in the basketball game?"

"...Can I say no?"

Teacher Shen gently hooked the corner of her mouth: "Of cause not."

"Hmph, you just know how to squeeze me." Wang Yu pouted, threw herself on the sofa and stopped moving, groaning, "You clean it yourself, I don't care."

Shen Mizhang happily hummed a song to clean up the dining table, and by the way cut a bowl of fruit and put it on the tea table. The two friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time finally calmed down and had time to have a good chat.

"Hey, how is your class representative?"

"It's pretty good. I scared a few boys last time, and no one followed her anymore. Don't worry if there are classmates in the school who are protecting you." Shen Mizhang was leisurely eating fruit and flipping through the videos on his phone: " I'll show you how they played, and it was very exciting in the end, but it's a pity that they couldn't record the part of the show."

Wang Yu took the phone and glanced at Shen Mizhang with disgust: "Don't eat, you can still eat so much for dinner!"

"Don't be afraid, you won't gain weight."

"... Beast!" Wang Yu touched his soft belly and snorted, turned his head away from her, and concentrated on watching the video.

When she saw Zhou Han hit someone with a ball at the end, she clicked her tongue a few times, and said with a smile: "This girl is not bad, she controlled her strength. It was me who broke the bridge of his nose in high school."

"She is more mature than her peers."

"Not bad, I'll go over to have a look and play with them on the weekend." Wang Yu smiled and snatched the fruit from Shen Mizhang's hand, and said, "I have to go and see what the little girl who doesn't like you is like." .”

Shen Mizhang smiled slightly and gave her a supercilious look.

It's a pity that Wang Yu didn't get his wish in the end.

Zhou Han felt dizzy when she woke up early on Saturday morning. When she touched her forehead, it was so hot that she pulled out the medicine box and took a thermometer to measure her temperature. It was 38 degrees.Zhou's parents didn't come back this weekend, she was still alone at home, and Zhou Han didn't want to go to the hospital. Fortunately, there was still antipyretic medicine in the medicine box. She dug it out and ate it. He got out of bed, wrapped himself in a cocoon and fell asleep.

When Shen Mizhang arrived at school and saw the text message, he was still a little worried when he thought of the Zhou family's situation, so he simply called.

Zhou Han glanced at his cell phone and answered the call, his strong nasal voice could be heard through the phone: "Hello, Teacher Shen."

"Well, Zhou Han, how are you doing now? Are your parents at home?"

"No, I just took the medicine, I should be fine after a night of sleep." Zhou Han sniffed and nestled, not even bothering to open his eyes.

"Okay, then you have a good rest, and if it is serious, go to the hospital."

"Goodbye, teacher."

Zhou Han had a terrible headache, so he hung up the phone and threw it aside before falling asleep again.Shen Mizhang paused for two seconds, thinking that she is a sick patient and don't care about it, endured the unhappiness in his heart and went to the classroom.Really, hanging up the phone so quickly is rushing to reincarnate!

Wang Yu slept leisurely at Shen Mizhang's house until noon, and then he unhurriedly got up to wash and cook for Shen Mizhang to bring over.Teacher Shen waited eagerly in the office, and finally saw her walk into the office, and waved to her with his usual gentle smile.

Wang Yu turned on the air conditioner abruptly, and saw her smile like that, and shivered involuntarily. He quickly walked over and handed her the lunch box, and said softly, "Hey, hurry up and eat, it's scary to smile like that all of a sudden."

Shen Mizhang took a chair and asked her to sit, and gave her a rude look: "Why am I being so cruel to you?"

Wang Yu nodded hastily: "Then don't you know how beastly you are?"

"Shut up." Shen Mizhang opened his snack drawer: "It's all for you, can you shut up?"

Although Wang Yu came over for lunch, he didn't eat much, so he was still smiling at the pile of snacks.There are other teachers in the office, and she and Shen Mizhang kept their voices down as much as possible when they spoke from time to time. After finally waiting for Shen Mizhang to finish eating, she saw Teacher Shen elegantly tidy up the table, and said lightly: "By the way, You can't see the small class representative anymore, she's on sick leave."

"...spit out my lunch, what do you want!"

"Don't blame me, how did I know she would take sick leave." Shen Mizhang looked at her with big innocent eyes blinking, sincere and pitiful.

"Stop, I don't like this." Wang Yu snorted, put his hands on his chest and said confidently: "I don't care, you can find a way for me, I want to see the representative of the small class."

"She lives downstairs from me, or why don't you just knock on her door when you go back later?"

Then she must not be blamed as a bad person. Teacher Shen is indeed a beast.Wang Yu glared at her again, and had no choice but to go to meet a few basketball players in the afternoon, tell them something, and then went home with Shen Mizhang.

"I'll make dumplings for you tomorrow and put them in the refrigerator. What do you want to eat tonight? I don't have much appetite."

"Porridge? I have no appetite, it's too hot."

Wang Yu responded and went into the kitchen again, Shen Mizhang was chatting with her, suddenly remembered his small class representative, decided to call to ask about the situation, turned on the loudspeaker and raised eyebrows at Wang Yu: "Listen to you Listen to the sound."

The fever was gone in the afternoon, but Zhou Han had a headache and lay down again. When he woke up, his phone rang: "Hello, Mr. Shen?"

"Well, are you feeling better?"

"The fever subsided in the afternoon. I just woke up, and now I'm still a little dizzy. Everything else is fine."

Hearing this, Wang Yu mouthed to Shen Mizhang: "Is she at home by herself?"

Shen Mizhang nodded, seeing her, he said, "Why don't you send her some porridge?"

"Well, my family is cooking porridge, let me send you some."

Zhou Han was surprised when he heard the words: "Mr. Shen, don't you know how to cook?" How can you eat...

"My classmate is at my house. She does it. I'll send it to you later. Be careful not to adjust the air conditioner too low."

Wait, she just questioned and didn't agree!Zhou Han's head was still dizzy, and she didn't bother to refuse. It happened to save her troubles, so she decided to thank her obediently: "That's troublesome, thank you Teacher Shen and my little brother or little sister."

Wang Yu almost couldn't laugh out loud when she heard this, Shen Mizhang gave her a look and replied: "It's Miss Sister."

"Oh, thank you, Miss."

"Well, I'll tell you later, goodbye."

"Goodbye, Teacher Shen."

It's just that this time Shen Mizhang didn't wait for Zhou Han to hang up the phone unexpectedly. She looked at the screen of the phone that hadn't gone dark for a while, and asked, "Why haven't you hung up yet?"

"Uh...Mr. Shen, why haven't you hung up yet..." Under normal circumstances, Zhou Han is used to hanging up after the other party has hung up.

"...Didn't you hang up the phone very quickly in the morning?"

Zhou Han is very innocent: "I have a headache in the morning, I probably pressed it off..."

Wang Yu over there couldn't help laughing anymore, squatting on the ground, Shen Mizhang rolled his eyes gracefully: "Okay, then I'll hang up." Then he pressed the call interface, Wang Yu finally Can laugh out loud.

"Oh, it's really hard for you to hold back for so long."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, you two are so cute, oops, I burst into tears." Wang Yu held his stomach for a while, and decided to make a delicious vegetable porridge for the class representatives, regardless of Teacher Shen's disgusted eyes. , thank her for adding so many jokes to her unintentionally.

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