Actually I am twenty

Wang Yu got up early in the morning and saw the news, and complained: "You are still a teacher of the people, so blatantly inciting students to fight." She clicked on Zhou Han's Weibo, and after reading it, her eyebrows were raised, and she immediately stood on the same front with Teacher Shen, and sent Zhou Han "What's going on?" the message asked.

Zhou Han called and said everything she could remember. She usually doesn't talk much, but her roommate is really weird. It's only been a month since school started, and she complained about it for more than ten minutes.

"A lowly person is invincible. I really have nothing to do. I will see if there is any suitable house to rent nearby. I will go crazy if I continue to live." Zhou Han rubbed his brows in worry, thinking of Just a headache.

"I'm afraid she needs to be cleaned up, and she hasn't been beaten by the socialists, right? Wait, I'll help you clean up her over the weekend!" Wang Yu was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves on the subway and cursed: "This is too much! "

The two complained for a while, until Wang Yu entered the company and had to hang up the phone. Zhou Han sighed quietly, thinking that Zheng Qing was renting a house outside, so he sent a message to ask her: "Dana, is there any house for rent in your community?"

Zheng Qing just woke up, still lying in bed, didn't even bother to open his eyelids, and sent her a voice: "Um... um... Do you want to rent a house... "

Zhou Han only felt that the hairs on her ears were standing on end. The voice of Dana, who was still asleep, was too provocative. It took her a lot of effort to understand what the inarticulate voice was saying, and replied: "Yeah. , let’s talk about it when you wake up.”

If she is Dana's partner, she must explicitly prohibit this person from sending voice messages to others when he is not awake.

After she finished class, Zheng Qing finally woke up and replied to her, Zhou Han explained the matter again, Dana exploded on the other end of the phone, cursing: "Fuck! Next time I go over, fuck her to death! "

"My roommate who rented with me said that he was going to quit the rent, or would you live with me?"

Zhou Han thought about her current situation. She has no way out. Although she is earning a lot of money writing articles now, she needs to have some savings to be confident, and she should not spend too much money.

"You take me back first?"

The two hit it off immediately, and immediately made an appointment to go when she came back from the nursing home with Jiang Sigui in the afternoon.When Jiang Sigui's college stipulated that dozens of volunteers must be completed in order to be evaluated, Zhou Han has been very keen to learn new things recently, and he might find some new writing materials, so he offered to go with her without hesitation.

In October, the leaves of the sycamore trees tend to lose their emerald green, but the afternoon sun is still scorching. The little girls put on thick sunscreen, and the road is full of parasols as far as the eye can see.Zhou Han held an umbrella, looked at Jiang Sigui's neck exposed to the sun, handed her the umbrella, put on the hat on the large and light coat himself, and sighed again, she bought this coat really well, the sunshade effect Simply not too good.

With the height of her little deskmate, she doesn't know how to hold an umbrella when going out with Xiao Linzi.It's better for Teacher Shen, even if she doesn't wear high heels, she just needs to put her arm around her shoulder.

Zhou Han was distracted again, and arrived at the nursing home absent-mindedly, only to realize it suddenly, and sighed angrily.

Going to a nursing home is nothing more than performing some shows for the elderly and talking with them. People like Zhou Han who "have no special skills" can only watch other people perform quietly.This senior care institution is not low-grade, and most of the elderly people living there are retired university professors and civil servants.There are tables and chairs on the lawn not far away. Looking at it from Zhou Ha’s perspective, one can see an old man standing peacefully holding a violin. Although he is old, his back is still tall and straight, with an elegant demeanor.

The melodious sound of the piano fluttered in the air with her movements, Zhou Han couldn't help but stopped and listened quietly.The nurse passing by smiled and explained to her: "Grandma Zhou won the provincial first prize for violin when she was young."

Zhou Han nodded, and asked again: "Does Grandma Zhou not like to get along with the students?"

"That's not true, it's just that the time you came this time just happened to catch up with her practicing piano. Grandma Zhou practiced piano at this time every week, and nothing can be shaken."

"Grandma Zhou is a very nice person. She doesn't compete with others or rob her. Many single uncles here like her, but Grandma Zhou declined. She has never been married and has no children. She used to be from your A university. Professor, he came to us by himself when he was old."

"That's it." Zhou Han was stunned, looking at Grandma Zhou with a little admiration in her eyes, and said from the bottom of her heart, "It's amazing."

Even in today's society, non-marriageism has been criticized, let alone decades ago.Grandma Zhou must be a very strong person.

While the two were talking, Grandma Zhou had already put away her violin and came over to this side. She smiled at Zhou Han. Zhou Han hurriedly returned the salute, greeted her, and praised: "Grandma Zhou, your violin is awesome!"

"Hehe, thank you." Grandma Zhou smiled and asked her, "Are you from A?"

"Yes, I'm from the Chinese Department. I just heard from my nurse that you are also a professor at University A. What a coincidence."

Hearing this, Grandma Zhou smiled more happily and said, "What a coincidence, I am also from the Chinese Department."

The two felt like they hit it off, Zhou Han helped her hold the piano, and the two walked slowly, chatting very happily.

When Jiang Sigui came to look for someone, Zhou Han was surprised that two hours had passed so quickly, thinking that Dana would have an appointment tonight, so she reluctantly bid farewell to Grandma Zhou: "Grandma, I will come to see you in a few days. "

"Hey, okay, let's go back." Grandma Zhou gently waved her hand at them and said goodbye.

On the way back, Zhou Han was full of admiration and told Jiang Sigui about Grandma Zhou, and then told Wang Yu that he met a wonderful old grandma today. Looking at the praises and blessings in the comments on Weibo, I feel honored.

There are several residential areas near University A, and many of them are small apartments rented out to students. Zhou Han followed Zheng Qing all the way to the house she rented, and opened the door to signal her to enter.

"Two rooms, one for each of us. The lighting in the two rooms is good, the size of the living room is okay, but there is no dining room, but we don't usually need it. You can see for yourself. I'll change into pajamas." Zheng Qing said She threw herself down and went to the bedroom.

Zhou Han walked around the house, and accidentally caught sight of the white back in the gap between the doors, and quickly averted his eyes.Zheng Qing came out after a while, brushed her loose hair, and asked her with a smile: "How is it?"

"Well, the house is pretty good." Zhou Han looked at the kitchen, and when he heard her say that, he turned his head to look at her. The first second he saw her, he quickly covered his eyes with his hand, and used his other hand to tie her collar Close up.Zheng Qing's pajamas are bathrobe style, she is thin herself, the pajamas hang loosely, the front V-neck is wide open, if someone has evil intentions, she can see the scenery without any effort.

Zheng Qing looked bewildered and asked her, "Why?"

Zhou Han was heartbroken: "Sister, can you be a little self-conscious about being gay? Can you wear your clothes well?"

Zheng Qing rolled his eyes bluntly, and complained: "...What's wrong with being all women? Or are you plotting against me?"

Zhou Han quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I don't have one. You are not my favorite style."

She kept her collar up for a while, but now it was about to slide down again. Zhou Han listened to her introduction about the house, and rolled up her collar from time to time. Finally, he couldn't help asking: "Dana, when your roommate is here, what are you doing?" Do you wear that too?"

"Well, what's the matter, I have slept with my best friend naked, do you want to sleep with me tonight?"

"No, no, no, no, you're welcome, I'm afraid your partner will fly over and kill me." Zhou Han shook his head like a rattle, wishing to be far away from her.

Zheng Qing rolled her eyes at her without hesitation, and asked seriously: "The rent is one thousand a month. If you want to rent, I will help you contact the landlord."

"Well, okay, thank you." Zhou Han smiled gratefully, which made Zheng Qing want to tease her again, so he stuck to her and said with a squeeze of his throat, "Thank you is not enough, let's promise it with your body."

"...How about I take my gay friend to dinner with you on the weekend?" Zhou Han blinked aggrievedly, and betrayed Wang Yu's beauty without hesitation.

"Hahaha, why are you so cute!" Zheng Qing smiled and slapped her in the face, letting her go temporarily for another handsome young lady.

Zhou Han went back to the dormitory after watching the house, but the roommate did the trick again, so she had to go to Jiang Sigui's dormitory again, and asked Zheng Qing to contact the landlord to sign the contract as soon as possible.

"Isn't she finished yet? Just wait, I'll find a way to deal with her for you! Don't blame my sister for killing her if you're shameless!"

After a while, Zheng Qing sent her a long voice message. Zhou Han's eyes lighted up after hearing it, and the next day, while all his roommates were out, he went back and tossed for a while, even taking out the newly bought lipstick as bait , placed on the table.

She didn't go back to the dormitory that night, and took Zheng Qing back to the dormitory early the next morning. Seeing that the lipstick and mask on the table were gone, she dug out the old mobile phone hidden in the bookshelf, and saved the video. After checking, they looked at each other with a smile, and happily went to the counselor.

The counselors for the freshmen and juniors of the Department of Chinese are the same, a young lady who has only graduated with a master's degree for two years. Zheng Qing has a good relationship with her.She winked at Zhou Han at the door of the office. Zhou Han immediately suppressed the smile on his face, followed her into the office, and said to the counselor angrily and aggrieved: "Counselor, I am Zhou Han from class three. There are thieves!"

The counselor looked at her in bewilderment, doubting her hearing: "Ah??? What???"

"Sometimes the things on my table disappear, and no one else can enter the dormitory except my roommates. I asked Xu Si, because I saw her take the snacks on my table. I thought the snacks were not valuables. , I didn’t bother with her, but she got worse and used my mask and cosmetics. I asked her if she didn’t admit it. Sister Dana taught me a trick, put the old mobile phone in camera mode and put it in the corner. This time I went back to lipstick and cosmetics. The mask was gone again, I took out my phone and saw that it was her!" Zhou Han pouted angrily, almost crying because of aggrieved, Zheng Qing watched and applauded her many times in his heart.

No, she was a pillar of the drama club in high school, how could she lose to Zhou Han!Zheng Qing sympathized with her and put her shoulders on her shoulders to show her comfort, and said to the counselor sadly: "Ms. Zhao, why do you think there are such students in our A University? It's too embarrassing. You can see that the mobile phone has recorded it and she still doesn't like it." I don’t admit it, I usually bully us Hanhan in the dormitory, Hanhan’s students will follow me at school, she is a very good girl, everyone likes her, she is very nice to people, but she is too soft and easy to be bullied, I said to call the police, She said she was afraid of tarnishing the reputation of the department, so she wanted to tell you first."

Zhou Han listened to her mouthful, goosebumps arose, and almost kicked her badly, and it took a lot of effort to hold back.

After watching the video, the counselor confirmed that Xu Sina was right, and sighed inwardly.Fortunately, she thought Xu Si was a good student with good character and academics, and she came to her every now and then to show her presence, but she turned out to be such a person behind her back.She quickly appeased Zhou Han: "She's gone too far! I'll report this matter to the secretary later and see how to deal with it. We will never tolerate calling the police!"

The secretary happened to come over to find someone. Hearing what she said, he asked suspiciously, "What's the matter, Xiao Zhao?"

Several people told the matter again, knowing that Zhou Han did not call the police, the secretary was secretly relieved, at least it did not damage the reputation of the courtyard, he said solemnly: "Student Zhou Han, if you think of it, come to report to the courtyard first. I am very touched, it fully demonstrates your trust in our hospital, don't worry, we cannot tolerate such sand in our big eyes! We will definitely give you a satisfactory treatment result!"

Zheng Qing explained all of Xu Si's usual disgusting behaviors, and the secretary got angry when he heard it, and together with the dean and department head, wrote her a serious demerit, and the whole hospital notified her of criticism and asked her to move out of the dormitory.When Xu Si was notified of the punishment, he was in a daze. He quarreled and rolled around in the office, which made the secretary angry and shouted: "Okay! Have a sense of propriety! If you want to make trouble, call the police! When the time comes Not only is the whole school notified, but administrative detention is also required! Don’t get cheap and act like a good boy, Zhou Han is kind and you still put your nose on the face?!”

When Xu Si heard about the administrative detention, her face turned pale, and she was unwilling to stare at Zhou Han. Zheng Qing stood in front of her and stared back even more ferociously, saying: "You still stare at her like this in front of the leaders of the courtyard. How have we Hanhan been bullied?!"

Xu Si's expression froze. Looking at the leaders of the hospital with unfriendly faces, he felt bad and slipped out of the office in despair.

Zhou Han and Zheng Qing thanked the hospital leaders in a serious manner, walked out of the office holding back their smiles, and as soon as they got into the elevator, Zheng Qing hugged her and praised her: "Awesome, I almost believed that you are a soft bun who can be bullied gone."

Zhou Han was stunned by her sudden kiss, and looked at her with a dazed face, causing Zheng Qing to bend over with a smile as if he had discovered the New World, and asked her: "What's wrong with the kiss on the face, and the hair is still there. "

Zhou Han silently rolled his eyes away, slandering: Rogue.

The author has something to say: I found that the column received a shallow water...whether you read this or not, plus the big shallow water of the last funder made a deep water plus more...

Dana himself is more flamboyant than this one. If you are interested in watching, please go to Weibo @Dana安十三. Our Dana is not only beautiful, but also drives a good car [doge]

Also, I advise you not to think about dismantling CP!