Fake Slackers

After He Zhao finished speaking, the class fell silent.

Mad Dog has been engaged in education for more than ten years and has never met such a student. It is obvious that these two people have other "tricks" besides holding hands, but he was blinded by He Zhao's operation for a while, and he didn't care Go up to check the belly of the table: "...You guys, good, good, hold hands, right?"

He Zhao moved his lips, and he might say something more flirty.

Taking advantage of Mad Dog's inattention, Xie Yu stepped on He Chao.Xie Yu's foot stepped on it mercilessly. He Chao was trampled on by him, and he unconsciously tightened Xie Yu's hand a little bit, and said in pain, "Little cripple, are you so ruthless?"

Xie Yu whispered, "If my mother's foot hadn't been hurt, you wouldn't be here now."

Mad Dog couldn't hear what they were saying, he saw that the hands of these two male students not only did not let go, but also became tighter and tighter.

It was just a demonstration against him.

He felt that the majesty of his dean was being scorned.

"Since you guys like holding hands so much, hold them for me until get out of class is over!"

Mad Dog's chest heaved and he was very angry with these two. He planned to restore his dignity. After he finished speaking, he turned his head and said to the other students: "You guys supervise carefully. The bell for the end of class didn't ring. The two of them are not allowed to let go. We will wait for you." I’ll be back for a spot check later.”

He Zhao: "..."

Xie Yu: "..."

Other students who were entrusted with important tasks: "..."

After the mad dog had left, Liu Cunhao poked Wanda and asked hesitantly, "Are we... really a supervisor?"

The mad dog’s way of punishing people is always very bizarre and creative. He climbed over the wall once when he was late. He heard from other students that the wall was easy to climb. The mad dog who drank soy milk for breakfast caught him and made him climb over the wall more than 20 times.

But this time is too bizarre... how can I really supervise, or supervise and hold hands.

Compared to Liu Cunhao, Wanda seemed much calmer. He calmly opened the English book and said, "Actually, I don't think we need supervision."

The last row of the classroom.

Although Xie Yu is not very good with one foot, his combat power is still quite amazing.As soon as the mad dog left, the classroom in class three immediately became lively, bang bang bang bang, Xie Yu and He Zhao's chairs were overturned, and they fell to the ground. People passing by didn't understand the situation and thought something happened.

"Old Xie, you can hit me," He Zhao said while hiding, "but we have to think about the other students. If the mad dog comes back for inspection later, we can't implicate them... Do you know what I mean?"

No matter how much Xie Yu frowned, He Chao never let go.Xie Yu couldn't even shake it off, and was so annoyed that he got a headache: "I don't know shit."

Liu Cunhao didn't understand Wanda's phrase "no supervision is needed" at first.

Now after watching for a while, he finally understood, and then he patted Wanda on the shoulder and said, "You are really a master...you are so good at predicting things."

Wanda clasped her fists: "Let's give in, I just know too much."

The fight didn't take long.

He Zhao only cared about supporting the little cripple, for fear that he would lose his footing and fall.

The young man was dressed thinly, with his back leaning against the wall, holding Xie Yu with one hand and putting the other on his waist, bowing his head and saying, "Okay, okay, don't move around, I won't hide, you Fight as you want."

The tone is really like coaxing children.

Then He Zhao was pressed and beaten as he wished.

"Take you in, Class [-] and [-], I'm your most respected class monitor," Liu Cunhao took a lot of photos and short videos during the two-day sports meeting, and even brought the camera from home. He first pointed at the I took a photo of myself, then pointed the camera at the class, swiped from left to right, and finally stopped in the corner of the last row of the classroom, "... in the corner, let's face brother, and achieve the achievement of being beaten every day."

It didn't take long for Liu Cunhao to shoot, when Wanda's face suddenly approached and filled the whole camera: "Hi everyone..."

Just after Wanda said three words, Liu Cunhao pressed his head and pushed him away in disgust: "You go to the side to cool off."

There are still nearly 10 minutes until the end of get out of class.

The teachers of various subjects came over to assign homework, which took up half of the blackboard, and finally dilute the atmosphere of the two-day suspension of the sports meeting, like a wild horse running wild.

"So much."

"Too much homework..."

After the English teacher finished writing, he put the chalk back into the chalk box, then clapped his hands to pat off the dust on his fingers, and said, "I just want to keep you awake, so that everyone will not go crazy."

The English teacher gave a few more instructions and planned to go back to the office. Before leaving, she suddenly remembered that someone hadn't handed in the set of test papers assigned the day before yesterday, so she stopped again, stood at the door of the classroom and asked, "He Zhao, where is your homework? "

He Zhaoyang said, "Give me a little more time."

The English teacher wanted to say, "Then you might as well stop handing it in." Suddenly, he saw He Zhao and Xie Yu holding hands together: "...what's the situation with you?"

Xie Yu had no expression on his face and coughed, while He Zhao was sensible and silent.

In the end, Liu Cunhao said: "Teacher, the two of them, hold hands, and Director Jiang asked them to hold hands until the end of get out of class."

The English teacher asked: "What are you doing? Love each other?"

"Yes, yes, it reflects the spirit of unity and friendship in our class."

Although He Zhao subdued the fight quite quickly, as if he had no dignity, but he was still very persistent on the issue of holding hands, and would never let go no matter what.

Xie Yu was really convinced: "The mad dog is not here again."

"He comes and goes," He Zhao said, "We have to be ready at any time."

"..."

"I want to copy my homework." After a while, Xie Yu moved his fingers and made an excuse and said, "Relax, I haven't finished copying yesterday's homework."

Xie Yu was sitting on the left, and the one being led was his right hand. He could never write with his left hand.

But He Zhao explained a truth to him personally: You have no idea how shameless Brother Sao can be when he flirts!

"I'll change seats with you," He Zhao said, "You sit here."

The last two really switched places.

Xie Yu sat on He Chao's seat, with a pen in his hand, and copied a few lines from Wanda's math homework. He didn't realize that he had copied wrongly until he finished copying a problem.

And He Zhao sat on the side, playing with his phone with his left hand.

Neither of them spoke.

But the atmosphere... why is the atmosphere so weird.

The noisy voices in the classroom seemed to be getting farther and farther away. Xie Yu felt that the hands he and He Zhao held together were getting hotter and hotter. Someone's palms were sweating and sticky.

Xie Yu was stunned for a while facing the copied question, and finally closed the homework book.

He Zhao wasn't much better either. The screen on his phone was the game interface, and it went cold in less than ten seconds after the game started, and then stayed on the game-ending screen without moving.

Shen Jie played with him in a team, saw that he was cold, and sent several private chats: Brother Chao, why are you so good today? ?You left me alone to face this dangerous world?ah?You are so cruel.

I never thought 10 minutes was so long, but when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, He Zhao felt that 10 minutes was so damn short.

He Zhao stared at his palms for a long time, and when he looked up again, he saw that his deskmate had already walked to the back door of the classroom with the help of the wall: "Where are you going?"

Xie Yu said, "Toilet."

He Zhaogang said the word "I", and before he could say the word "go with you", Xie Yu interrupted, "No need."

Cool as always.

He Zhao sat on the seat and looked at him with his legs crossed, and asked casually, "Then is it convenient for you to pee?"

Xie Yu also answered casually, "Do you want to help me?"

"..."

The two of them didn't think too much when they were talking, and only after they finished talking did they realize that the topic was a bit strange.

He Zhao didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly felt his throat dry. He opened his mouth and said after a long time, "Then...then you go."

After a while, He Zhao exited the game, clicked on Penguin, contemplated the string of "ah" on his signature for a long time, clicked to edit, and added a few more "ah" after the string of "ah".

Release signature.

After posting, He Zhao went back to the friend list and found a small red dot on the contact item, he clicked on it, and a notification popped up.

——"You Jun Ye" requests to add you as a friend.

He Zhao's finger touched the screen and froze.

After Xie Yu went to the toilet, he went to the cafeteria to have a meal. Originally, his foot injury was not so serious that he couldn't walk, but his walking speed was a bit slow. He didn't want to see He Zhao's face for a short time. I can't tell where it's annoying, but when I'm annoyed, I want to beat someone up.

For the safety of He Zhao's life, Xie Yu went downstairs directly.

When he came back again, there was no one in He Chao's seat.

"Brother Chao received a call and went out." Wanda came back early, holding Fudan milk tea in his hand, saw Xie Yu staring at He Chao's position, and helped to explain, "He said he left it for you. note."

Xie Yu glanced at the desktop twice, and there was indeed a note, pressed by the corner of the textbook.

Wanda looked at their boss Xie Yu and said "None of my business" while pulling out the note, and then looked at it for a long time.

"What did you write?" Wanda leaned over and asked.

Xie Yu put down the note, and said in his heart, you might as well not keep your fucking fart.

Seeing that Wanda was really curious, Xie Yu folded the note and said, "I don't know, I don't understand."

Wanda: "..."

Xie Yu couldn't hold back, and laughed a little more: "What the hell."

You Jun Ye is Lei Jun's screen name, a little vest that surfs the Internet and travels the rivers and lakes, and it has never changed for so many years.

After Er Lei dropped out of school, Lei Jun also blocked him, and did not contact him again for three years.

After adding friends, Lei Jun only sent one sentence: What is your mobile phone number?

Then a phone call came.

"I'm at the back door of your school, in a particularly broken place." Lei Jun was probably smoking a cigarette, his breath was heavy, and his voice was rough, "Come out."

There are two back doors to No. [-] Middle School. One has been sealed all year round, and the ground is deserted. The iron gates are gradually beginning to rust.

Since it is said to be particularly broken, it should be this.

Lei Jun came alone.

He squatted at the back door, and when he saw He Zhao approaching, he pressed the cigarette to the ground, crushed it twice, and crushed it out.

He Zhao approached and asked, "Why make an appointment here?"

You can't get out, you can't get in, and it's not convenient to fight.

Lei Jun was still squatting on the ground, his eyes were a little bloodshot, looking at him through the iron net, he said, "I won't fight with you. He Zhao, I'll just ask two questions and leave."

Then Lei Jun asked the first question: "Why did you come to No. [-] Middle School?"

He Zhao's body was a little stiff, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Lei Jun lowered his head, inserted his hands into his hair, and pressed the cigarette butt to the ground again, Lei Jun asked again: "Are you... a sophomore in high school this year?"

This time He Zhao didn't stay silent anymore, he let out a "huh".