Fake Slackers

Although there were many small movements in the examination room, it was still very quiet.

Old Tang happened to pass through their group and headed towards the podium, but he didn't know that the moment he turned his back, balls of paper were flying all over the examination room.

"Don't pass the answer." He Zhao's palm was empty, and there was no note. Xie Yu's hand was a little cold, and he couldn't help saying, "...I wanted to do this last time."

The glass windows were rippled by raindrops.

After a while, Xie Yu asked, "Are you ready?"

He Zhao: "No."

"..."

"Hold on a little longer."

Xie Yu paused, a little speechless and a little bit wanting to laugh: "Are you a scoundrel?"

Seeing that Old Tang was approaching, a certain rascal had no choice but to let go.

Old Tang stopped in front of He Zhao's seat for a few minutes, looking at He Zhao's answer sheet, his brows furrowed tighter the more he looked at it, and finally he sighed at the answer sheet with a complicated expression: "..."

After Old Tang left, He Zhao poked Xie Yu with a pen: "What does he mean by that?"

"Brother Chao, look down at what you answered yourself," Xie Yu said, "Is there no point in your mind?"

After Xie Yu finished speaking, he thought helplessly, this idiot really doesn't know much.

As a person whose grades are so poor that eight cows can't get the passing mark, he may still feel that he has answered well and is full of confidence.

The exam subjects in the morning are over, and everyone is basically checking the answers during the lunch break at noon.

"Brother Chao, it's useless for you to pass every exam. I made several mistakes on the big math questions." Wanda returned the "Must pass every exam" sheet to He Zhao, "You should keep it for yourself."

"I don't think it's useful either," He Zhao picked up his phone and said, "The first Chinese test in the morning, Old Tang is still sighing at my test paper, I'll ask the seller."

Xie Yu didn't quite understand her boyfriend's operation: "Why are you asking the seller?"

"Ask if it's not the right way to use it."

"How else can it be used? Burn it and drink it?"

"...It can't be so evil."

Several people got together to discuss for a while, and finally the seller replied with four words, "Sincerity leads to wisdom."

"Sincere sincerity leads to spirit," He Zhao stuffed every exam he had to pass into Wanda's hands again, "Why don't you... brew up your emotions in the afternoon?"

Why did Xie Yu feel that He Zhao looked like he was fooling people.

However, Wanda was really fooled: "Okay, then I will try again in the afternoon."

After taking the exam for two full days, after the last one was over, I felt nothing but tiredness.In order to relax everyone, Liu Cunhao found a comedy movie on the computer. Almost halfway through the movie, the class was silent, and then the class leader asked anxiously, "Why don't you laugh? Isn't it funny? Be happy."

Wanda said blankly, "Shut it up, I really can't laugh. By the way, Master Linghui is now one of the people I hate the most."

"My life is at risk," Luo Wenqiang lay on the table, "I need to quietly think about my survival for a while."

Only He Zhao is very face-saving and has a great mentality: "This movie is pretty good, don't you all watch it?"

Xie Yu went out to answer the phone.

Last night Lei's mother asked him when the exam would be over, and Zhou Dalei called as soon as he finished the exam.

Zhou Dalei squatted in the alley, and when he picked up the phone, he stubbed out his cigarette, and then changed his hand to hold the phone: "Thank you boss, have you finished the exam?"

"Ah."

"Looking for time to get together, Aunt Mei learned how to cook a few days ago, and she has been talking for a long time about the day you come to cook for you..." Da Lei was halfway through talking, then turned his head and said "tsk" to the person next to him. He said, "Little brat, you are still messing with me, hold me down, I can't kill you today, write the word "Lei Zai" upside down."

Hearing that something was wrong, Xie Yu asked, "What's the situation with you?"

"It's nothing." Zhou Dalei walked out of the alley for a while, and the noise gradually faded away, "Stealer, damn it, dare to steal here, let him know the strength of the unity of the people of Heishui Street... ..."

Xie Yu understood: "Take it easy."

As Zhou Dalei walked, he didn't know what he thought of, and he was happy again: "Boss Xie, do you still remember that—the little thief that Wang Ma howled us all up in the middle of the night to let us catch it. I really went there that night. It was a thrill, it scared me and I thought something happened."

Xie Yu leaned against the wall and looked across the classroom, as if he had returned to the familiar small street that was always not ranked high in the community environment competitions.

A little dazed.

Several years ago, Wang Ma's house was attacked by burglars one night in the middle of the night.

The thief was still stuck at the window and did not come in. He met Wang Ma's eyes for a long time. He didn't guess that a middle-aged aunt could be so fierce. They all woke up: "Catch the thief——"

The little thief didn't even expect that he couldn't escape. He just jumped down the water pipe, and before he landed firmly, a slipper hit him in the face.

Mama Lei was wearing pajamas, took off the slipper on the other foot, and shouted from the balcony: "Here! I saw him! If you dare to run, I will beat you to death."

The whole night was up and down.

Chasing the thief out of three streets.

Xie Yu and the others were also mixed in with the big army, running around.

That summer, even the wind blowing over at night was hot.

Before being sent to the police station, the thief was cornered by them, crying and begging for mercy: "I will never come to your place again..."

"Steal something well," Aunt Mei stood in front, rolling up her sleeves, "raise your head, let's talk. Don't be afraid, I won't really beat you to death, I will tell you with half your life reason."

Ms. Gu has never been able to integrate into this street. The education and etiquette she has received over the years have all told her that she should not beat people casually. If the thief is caught, just take it to the police station, so there is no need to be violent.

In the end, Ms. Gu took him home by his ear: "What are you doing to make fun of—"

Xie Yu came back to his senses and said, "Just this weekend, anyway, I'm fine on the weekend."

"Okay." Zhou Dalei readily agreed.

The two chatted a few more times.

Xie Yu was standing at the corner of the stairs. He Chao slipped out of the class at some point, and while no one was watching, he put his arms around Xie Yu's waist from behind, leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?"

Zhou Dalei was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly heard this sentence from the other end of the phone.

The man's voice was lowered, and he was very close, as if he was talking in the ear of his boss Xie, with a slightly raised ending, abruptly...it made him sound a bit ambiguous.

Still a bit familiar.

Zhou Dalei was startled: "Who is it? The voice sounds very indecent!"

Xie Yu said, "You have heard this too."

He Chao, who was labeled as unscrupulous for no reason: "Huh?"

"Oh...you are that one, I remember you, we met in the bureau." Xie Yu briefly reminded, He Zhao has a good memory, and he has not forgotten the experience of squatting in the bureau during the summer vacation and writing a self-criticism. He Zhao felt the need to curry favor with his boyfriend, and finally racked his brains and boasted, "My friend, you wrote a good review, and your writing skills are brilliant."

Xie Yu: "..."

The cigarette that Zhou Dalei just lit almost fell out of his mouth: "..."

"Who the hell is this person!" Zhou Dalei asked, and after recollecting the three words 'in the bureau', and this person is so naughty, he remembered, "Is it that, the handsome man wearing a mask?" ?”

He Zhao moved closer, Zhou Dalei spoke loudly, and responded shamelessly: "It's me, the most handsome one in the game."

He Zhao is a familiar person, no matter whether he recognizes him or not, he can start a chat, Xie Yu can't listen to him: "You still have to be shameless."

Zhou Dalei really wanted to chat with this brother: "Hey——Thank you boss, coincidence, you are from the same school? Friends?"

Xie Yu paused and said, "Well, my friend."

Still a boyfriend.

Zhou Dalei didn't think about that, and Xie Yu didn't say anything either.

Although he was sneaky in school, Xie Yu had no intention of hiding this relationship. If Da Lei really asked one day, he would probably admit directly: Boyfriend, are you surprised?

After Xie Yu hung up the phone, He Zhao asked, "Are you going back on the weekend?"

"Well," Xie Yu said, "Go to my godmother."

He Zhao thought for a while, "That godmother who is a gangster in the Tao?"

Xie Yu didn't expect a random word of nonsense. He Zhaoji said that even though Aunt Mei has a bit of a temper and gives people the feeling of a social sister, she is still serious about business after all.

It just so happened that the school bell rang, and everyone packed up their things and went out one after another. The results have not yet come out, and some people are happy and some are worried.Liu Cunhao and the others stood at the door of the class, saw them from a distance, and waved to them: "Let's go—"

With one arm still on Xie Yu's shoulder, He Zhao maintained this posture, and waved to Liu Cunhao, "Bye."

Looking at this scene, Liu Cunhao was no stranger to it. These two had openly held hands in class and owned a Xipi building in the school post bar.

Xie Yu went back to the dormitory to pack his things, and He Zhao followed him every step of the way.

He took a few pieces of clothes, turned around to grab the charging cable for his phone, and bumped into He Zhao as soon as he turned around, "Can you find a place to sit quietly for a while?"

He Zhao said: "I can't be quiet, I think we won't see each other for two days—two days, 48 ​​hours, 2880 minutes, 172800 seconds..."

Xie Yu was only focused on pressing him on the bed forcibly, but didn't find anything wrong, and didn't pay attention to He Zhao's mental calculation speed.

"Sit down," Xie Yu held back his temper after pushing the person down, and even patted He Zhao's head, discussing in a not-so-good tone, "If you keep f*cking around with me, I'll beat you up."

He Zhao: "..."

Xie Yu didn't go directly to Heishui Street, but went back to Zhong's house first.

Ms. Gu was still cooking, she didn't take off her apron, she came to open the door: "Are you back? Why didn't you say something in advance."

Gu Xuelan asked a bunch of questions, how was the food at school, did she lose weight, and how did she do in the midterm exam.

Xie Yu took an apple from the fruit plate, leaned against the kitchen door and said, "It's okay."

The 'okay' is ambiguous, and I don't know what it means.

"What's okay," Gu Xuelan said, "You're going to be second to last in the exam this time?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, and Gu Xuelan didn't get entangled in this topic, and somehow started chatting about the first in grade: "You are at the same table, so the child will be the first?"

After Gu Xuelan finished speaking, she let out another "ouch".

Xie Yu actually felt that sometimes he was in the same mood as Ms. Gu.

Ms. Gu, who originally planned to cook two dishes, cooked a few more and was busy in the kitchen for a while.

Xie Yu sat on the sofa waiting for dinner, couldn't hold back, and typed word by word in the browser of his mobile phone: What should I do if my boyfriend doesn't like to study.