Fake Slackers

Tomorrow happens to be Saturday.

Although Liang Hui's proposal was mentally retarded, it had to be said to be quite "civilized". After all, when the fight really started, it was Old Tang and Mad Dog who would clean up the mess.

So Luo Wenqiang was the first to bear the brunt, and took over the post on behalf of the third class: "Come, come, whoever is afraid of whom!"

"..."

Due to the violation of order, Class [-] and Class [-] were finally eliminated together, and the results obtained were directly invalidated.In the Chinese class, Old Tang used the class time to educate them for a while: "Don't be impulsive in everything. If there is any problem, you have to rush up and shake your fists. You are not young, you must be responsible for your actions..."

The class was silent.

Old Tang thought that they were too ashamed to stare at the crotch without saying a word, so he involuntarily softened his tone: "This incident should be a lesson for you, and I hope it won't happen again next time. something like this."

There was no time to sleep during the lunch break, so Xie Yu pushed the thick stack of books to the center of the desk, planning to hide behind the books and sleep for a while.

He Zhao touched him with his elbow: "Look at the class."

"what?"

Xie Yu didn't open his eyes, his face was pillowed in the crook of his arms, and he touched the belly of the table for a long time before he found the phone. With this posture, he reluctantly opened his eyes and clicked on the unread reminder.

[Luo Wenqiang]: Anyone who wants to participate, please sign up and join the gang in our class.I just asked someone to help build it, and I asked the fourth class to kneel down and call daddy.

[Xu Jing]: This name is good!Simple and rude yet domineering, very elegant in our class.

[Xu Qingqing]: Count me in.

[Wanda]: I went to inquire just now. There are five nurses and four mages in the next class, and the rest are basically swordsmen. I don’t know what profession Liang Hui plays. He has three numbers...

Seeing how the third class and the gang couldn't wait to fight in the game, Xie Yu's head hurt a little: "Are they serious?"

If it was just a face-to-face fight, the formation would probably not be that vast. After switching to a game, it would be almost everyone participating. As long as they have an account in hand, everyone would like to rub the next class on the ground.

In the fourth class in the afternoon, everyone was obviously absent-minded, and their minds were all about going home and playing games.When the school bell rang, Liu Cunhao was the first to rush out with his packed schoolbag: "Goodbye, brothers, I have to go back and improve my combo skills. I won't say much, see you in the game—"

Xie Yu was leaning on the railing of the corridor to make a phone call, and Ms. Gu babbled a few words on the opposite side. The corridor was too noisy, and he couldn't hear it clearly, so he only replied a few times with "um".

Liu Cunhao passed by him, waved his hands and shouted, "Let's go, Brother Yu!"

Liu Cunhao ran too fast, and the water glass stuffed on the side of the schoolbag was knocked out, and it was on the verge of falling. He Chao put his hand on the window sill and reminded him: "Mice, water glass."

Gu Xuelan was halfway through speaking when she heard slightly messy footsteps coming from the phone.The noise, hustle and bustle of the campus, and the energetic voices of boys.

Xie Yu waited for a while, but did not wait for Ms. Gu to speak: "Mom?"

"It's okay," Gu Xuelan came back to her senses, and finally told her, "Be careful on the way back."

After going back for two days on the weekend, Xie Yu brought a few homework books and stuffed a set of test papers into his bag after thinking about it.He was about to zip up his schoolbag when his neck suddenly felt cold.

He Zhao was sweating from playing golf at noon and always felt uncomfortable, so he went back to the dormitory during the break after school and took a quick shower.

He bent down slightly, resting his chin on Xie Yu's shoulder, his hair dripping water: "I miss him when I don't see my child for two days."

Xie Yu closed the zipper, and tilted his head slightly when speaking: "I haven't left yet——"

The words stopped abruptly halfway through.

When he turned to his side, He Zhao took advantage of this posture and leaned over to kiss him.

With a chill, he approached unexpectedly.

It was originally just a kiss without any thought, and she was simply reluctant to let this person go, completely forgetting that as soon as she encountered the other person's situation, she would immediately lose control.

This feeling of being out of control was stronger than playing on the court at noon. When Xie Yu opened his eyes again, his waist was already pressed against the edge of the desk, and it hurt so badly. The school pants fell to his hip bones and hung loosely.

"You're hard," He Chao deliberately teased him through the cloth, "Please?"

Xie Yu snorted, and lightly inserted five fingers into He Chao's hair, getting his hands wet.

Even though He Zhao asked him to beg him, he still stretched out his hand and pulled off the elastic band, reaching in to help him.Xie Yu realized that this person was helping him, and was about to withdraw again. He opened his half-closed eyes, and asked in a hoarse voice, "...won't you do it?"

Since their last birthday, the two of them haven't done anything too outrageous. Even though He Chao is already too hard, he will still forcefully let go of him when he reaches the last step.

He Zhao was afraid that he would be in pain, and he was also worried that he hadn't recovered yet. In addition, the kid would have to go back by car later. No matter how he thought about it, it was inappropriate: "Aren't you going home? Are you going to stay here and spend the night with me?"

Xie Yu let go of the hand that was holding the back of He Zhao's head, propped himself on the edge of the table, and kept a distance from him, so he regained consciousness.

He Zhao asked again: "Tomorrow night, Duanqingya, will you come?"

"Come on, don't go."

Xie Yu didn't even dare to think about that scene: "Too stupid."

After the person who said "Idiot, don't go" returned home, seeing that the time for the decisive battle between the two classes was getting closer, he hesitated for a while before logging in to his previous game account named "X".

Xie Yu doesn't have much feeling for the Genesis game. It was the account that Zhou Dalei used his life to sign up with Amway: Guaranteed by my dog's life, it's really fun. If it's not fun, you cut off my head and use it as a ball Kick!

But he didn't play for long, his account level stopped at 46, and many skills were not unlocked.

Xie Yu bowed his head and sent a message to He Zhao: Do ​​you have any more accounts?

He Zhao came back quickly: Yes, just wait a moment.

Xie Yu exited the private chat interface, and found that the class was still chatting about the duel at night, and the discussions and studies were much more intense than usual.

There was a hot chat in the third class group, and then an incredible Eddie jumped out.

[a=(Vt-Vo)t]: Which game is this?

Xue Xisheng asked twice, and after getting the answer, holding the mouse, he found the "Genesis" official website and clicked to download it.

When He Zhao sent the account number and password, he also said with emotion: Our class school committee actually broke his 17-year record of never playing online games.

Xie Yuxin said that not only was it breaking the record, but the school committee of his class also said that online games are extremely boring opiates for teenagers, delaying his study time.

What He Zhao gave him was a full-level number, a warrior, who mainly focuses on melee combat.

Everything is fine, but...

"What's the name?" Xie Yu dialed the phone, and before He Zhao could speak, he said, "Are you sick?"

On the computer screen, the berserker with a black tattoo from his chest to his shoulders has a cool appearance, holding a green dragon knife in his hand, but there is a name on his head that cannot be more compelling: ╰→Missing you will be addictiveヤ.

He Zhao didn't realize that something was wrong. He didn't choose a name seriously for this account. Just now Xie Yu asked him to ask for it, so he remembered to change it temporarily: "Look at the couple's name."

He Zhao's game character is an assassin, dressed in black from head to toe, wearing a hat with only one pair of eyes exposed, and on his head: ﹏I love you, I will be fascinated〆.

Xie Yu: "..."

Most of the members of the third class are already online. In order to buy more time to hone their cooperation, more and more people are online in the guild.

When the school committee appeared with Eddie's name "Don't be addicted to the game", all the three classes were silent.

Immediately afterwards, the names of two second-rate lovers appeared in the guild list, and the whole Class Three finally changed their mind in silence.

In the game, everyone has different names, and it was hard to tell who was who for a while, so everyone switched back to the group voice chat, and for the sake of convenience, they would cooperate later.

Xu Qingqing's house was a bit noisy, probably because she was still eating, and she couldn't help shouting: "Forget about the school committee, but who are these two idiots!"

Wanda put on the earphones and said, "You went to the wrong gang."

Liu Cunhao: "Stupid?!"

"Lao Xie and I," said He Zhao, "do you have an opinion?"

"..."

"No, no, I dare not," Liu Cunhao thought he was not a member of the class. Hearing what He Zhao said, he tried to redeem the word 'stupid dick' he had just said, racking his brains and bragging, "Actually... this The name, there is a touch of nobility in the tediousness."

Xie Yu endured the emotion of kicking He Zhao from one end of the corridor to the other when he saw He Zhao next Monday, and participated in this gang fight under the name of "╰→I think you'll be addicted to itヤ".

Liu Cunhao has been the squad leader for two years, and brought his innate leadership skills into the game, but he didn't practice his skills very much. It took more than half an hour just to lead them into the phalanx.

"No matter what our skills are, we must show our momentum and crush them when we enter the arena," Liu Cunhao shouted impassionedly in his voice, "Soldiers stand at the front, mages stand back, nurses stand at the end, Walk neatly, I call three two one, everyone walks forward together..."

More than 4 people walked in a small 6x[-] square formation in the game.

Beside the square team, a soldier named "╰→Missing you will be addictedヤ" remained motionless, and even showed a trace of indifference in the eyes of the character modeling.

Liu Cunhao kept repeating "three two one", and He Zhao shouted in the confusion: "Old Xie, let's go."

Xie Yu turned on the mic: "If you call me again, I will go offline."

The gang from the fourth class took the gang name "The third class is my grandson". At exactly nine o'clock in the evening, a large number of people crowded the Cliff of Duanqing.

In fact, this so-called dry fight has no skill at all, there are too many people, it is a big melee.

But when the 4x6 small phalanx with one person missing from class three came out neatly, the people in class four were still shocked.

"The mage on the opposite side has residual blood, whoever goes up to make up for it!"

"Nurse, give me a bite! I'm going to die, nurse, look at me!"

"Whoever controls that idiot for me, control him!"

Everyone was yelling in the voice chat, but no one noticed that Eddie's fifth-level novice account named "Don't Indulge in the Game" was attacked by the enemy's several skills, and his blood bar was about to be empty. up.

Until Xue Xisheng turned on the mic and asked, "How do you take drugs?"