when we are no longer young

"Good news! Good news! Get up, hurry up, come over here, you can get a great deal this time!"

Inexplicably, Lu Han felt that the manager's shouts were very similar to the old bustards of ancient brothels, calling the girls to "get up quickly, come and pick up the guests~",

It’s also like a concubine in the palace who was selected by the emperor to serve as a servant, and the eunuch delivered the decree, “Good news, good news, my lord, your good day has come, the emperor has flipped your brand today!”

Why?Why is it not the bustard or the eunuch?Forget it, maybe it's because he really doesn't have a good impression of the manager.However, the manager's excited look at the moment, coupled with the onomatopoeia of the accent there, does have the taste of a chief eunuch.

It's no wonder that although their relationship is not very good usually, and the manager sometimes satirizes them for being down and out, but after all, they are grasshoppers on a rope. If they can really turn around, the first person who will be excited is probably the manager People are the direct beneficiaries.

"What? Why are you so happy, maybe the company finally thought of us." Wu Yifan sarcastically said.

This is not only a satire on the manager, but also on myself. The company is not dementia. 12 people can forget it. If it is clear, it will be squeezed dry, and if it is not popular, it will be thrown away. Although this is a necessary commercial consideration, it is too Let's have some power.

"What a mess, event, you have received the event! National Variety Show, the prime time of the public channel!"

The manager was obviously overly excited and didn't care about Wu Yifan's thorny words.

"Brother, you can play with us, this kind of thing can be our turn? Unless the world is magical..."

After several months of living outside the [-]th line, Park Chanyeol and others have finally gotten used to their identities. They have a few pounds and a few taels. As far as they are now, don’t talk about variety shows, but return to public channels, just to be able to go to the night The radio station can set off firecrackers.

"So, you guys have found a great bargain, it's like a pie in the sky! It's like this," the manager stabilized his mood, and finally he was able to speak properly.

"Some time ago, the Chinese member XIN of the DH group got married publicly, you know, he has lost countless fans now, and was boycotted by fans and asked to leave the group.

Originally this variety show belonged to them, but the public opinion was too strong, if they were on the show, they would definitely not be able to bring XIN, but they originally planned to show it together as a group, now if they exclude XIN activities, wouldn't it be confirmed that XIN will leave the group?So they simply pushed this variety show.

The recording will start tomorrow. The program team couldn’t find anyone for a while, and I saw the video of your performance by chance. They are also Chinese and Korean singing and dancing groups. Thought of letting you try it. "

"So it's like this..." Jin Junmian smiled bitterly, and said that such a good thing can't happen, the co-authoring was picked.

"Anyway, whatever you say about this pie, you have to bite me. DH fans have bought tickets, and there are still few who are willing to refund the tickets. At that time, most of the fans will be DH fans. They are all girls. Whoever you like is not like , if you perform well, you will definitely attract fans."

"Also, with this popularity, people will definitely pay attention to who replaced DH. Many people will watch your show. Maybe you can use this opportunity to make a comeback!"

The manager spit on Xingzi and beautifully planned their big blueprint for instant success.

Wu Yifan cleared his throat:

"Children, no matter it is picked up or what, this is an opportunity. The manager is right, we must seize this opportunity."

"We must do well tomorrow!" Jin Junmian stretched out his hand, and the members immediately understood,

"EXO, Fighting!"

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In order to fight a beautiful turnaround, the members tried their best to pack themselves into the best condition, rehearsed dance and walking, and rehearsed, and the clothes were ironed without any wrinkles.

Among other things, the artists of StarMuseum are absolutely full of politeness. Countless 90-degree bows in the background have already made the MCs feel good about them.After all, everyone likes polite and talking children.

Opening performances, introductions, everything is in order.

Although during the opening performance, the DH fans in the audience turned off the support lights to show their disdain for them.But compared to the gap in their experience during this period, this kind of blow is already insignificant.

The 12 people are rookies after all, and their sense of variety is very weak. Except for Baekhyun and Wu Yifan who can barely catch a few stalks, the others basically just laugh.Huang Zitao's untimely performance made the scene extremely embarrassing. Fortunately, the mc was very experienced and saved the scene.

However, youthfulness may also be a kind of charm. At the time of the halftime performance, they obviously felt that the hostility in the audience was not so strong. Some fans even turned on the support lights again. Is this an expression of their approval? Woolen cloth?

The second half is a game project, the members and the MC are divided into two teams to play the game, and the loser will be punished, which is also the consistent point of this variety show.

Most of the guests here lose more. After all, the audience is rushing to watch the guests, and the guests are punished to watch.

In the first round, Wu Yifan lost, and the punishment was to choose a member to do squats while hugging him.Wu Yifan glanced over and chose the lightest Baixian.

In fact, he wanted to choose Lu Han, because he felt that Lu Han actually looked lighter, but Lu Ye is an old Beijing pure man at heart, being hugged by the princess... He was afraid that Lu Han would tear him up when he went back.

Baekhyun is really light, and he did five squats while holding him, and his hands didn't feel sore.There were already screams from the audience. Sure enough, the difference in height was the easiest way to attract girls.

In the second round, Sehun lost. He chose a player to eat a chocolate bar mouth-to-mouth, and only if there was less than one centimeter left.

The kid chose him out of desperation, Brother Lulu. This is another combination with a height difference. The audience was screaming, and the atmosphere was already heated up. Several MCs were all relieved. will be smashed.

In the third round, Baekhyun unfortunately lost.

Why do you say it's unfortunate?When he was preparing backstage just now, he saw a basket of lemons.Whoever has nothing to eat lemon before going on stage, it must be for punishment.

I didn't use it for one or two rounds, so I'm probably waiting here.

The staff came up with a small cart,...Damn it, it's really a lemon, do you want to be so accurate.

"Then our punishment for the third round is to eat three lemons within 1 minute. If you don't succeed once, you have to keep challenging until you succeed."

The audience cheered, obviously looking forward to this ultimate punishment.

"Baekhyun, are you confident of success?"

...I don't have confidence. I don't have any confidence at all. Because of stomach problems, I don't even eat ordinary fruits. I don't dare to touch sour things. This is a lemon, a lemon!Try eating three in one minute!

Bian Baekhyun was roaring in his heart, but he was smiling.It must not be messed up, not to mention lemons, even dicks must be eaten.

"Hmm..., I don't know, let's try it first, I usually don't like sour food." Bian Boxian answered the words without love.

"Okay, then, one, two, three, let's go!"

Bian Baekhyun grabbed a lemon and stuffed it into his mouth resignedly. In order to avoid "accidents" on stage, they all came today on an empty stomach.The citric acid juice irritated the mouth, and Baekhyun felt his teeth were sore and soft. What's more, the extremely sour juice flowed down the esophagus into the stomach, and the stomach that was already empty was stimulated to convulse. The piercing pain spread.

"There are 20 seconds left, Baekhyun needs to eat quickly."

At this time, Baekhyun, who had only eaten half of it, was already sore and unconscious.

Let me give you a debut math problem, classmate Xiao Ming eats half of a lemon in 40 seconds, and guess if I can eat two and a half in the remaining 20 seconds!

Obviously, neither Xiao Ming nor Baekhyun could do it, and the first challenge failed.

According to the request, he had a second challenge and continued to eat until he succeeded.

Park Chanyeol frowned in the back, he knew that Baekhyun had a bad stomach, eating lemon on an empty stomach... would it be okay, he saw that Baekhyun's face was already pale.He wanted to go out to replace him, but he didn't dare to act rashly. After all, he must not screw up this time, which is why Baekhyun insisted.

In the second round, Baekhyun still hadn't finished eating, and when the second one was stuffed in, the time was up.

Baekhyun still had a dedicated smile on his pale face, but his body was already crumbling.

He felt like someone poured a large bucket of vinegar into his stomach, and then stirred it with a shovel. The pain had already filled his entire abdominal cavity. It hurts so badly.

Bian Boxian thought, maybe it's the stomach perforation..., then he will die just like that... No, even if he dies, he has to finish this variety show...

A boy group member of StarMuseum died on stage because of eating lemons... If there is such a news, EXO probably doesn't have to mess around, just disband and go home to find their own mothers.

He still wants to be the best singer and MC, he still needs to become popular, he still needs to return home to tell his parents that he has succeeded, and he still has his members, and Park Chanyeol. I will never see Park Chanyeol again...

Byun Baekhyun is already a little confused at this time, if it wasn't for being on stage, he would have started talking nonsense a long time ago, he didn't know why, he was so confused, he thought of Park Chanyeol, and when he thought about it, he would never see him again Park Chanyeol, he felt very uncomfortable, he didn't want to leave Park Chanyeol...

What the host said he couldn't hear clearly, he heard in a daze that the third challenge was about to start, his beautiful hands mechanically stuffed lemons into his mouth, but he couldn't help the physiological reaction of vomiting, he couldn't stuff it in..., what? Can't it be stuffed in, it has to be stuffed in... it's the end of it...,

Tears welled up in Bian Boxian's eyes, the audience stayed away, thinking it was sour, they didn't care, and kept booing.

Park Chanyeol finally couldn't stand it anymore. The person in front of him was pale and frighteningly pale, and his body was trembling slightly, as if he was about to fall down in the next moment, but he was still stuffing lemons into his mouth as if desperately, tears from the corners of his eyes ran down his chin dripping, soaking the collar...

"Let me eat it for him, Baekhyun...he's not good at eating sour food, let him eat it until dark."

Park Chanyeol stepped forward, and Jin Junmian wanted to reach out to grab him, but this guy's legs were longer... at least longer than his own.

Forget it, forget it, torture Baekhyun like this again, let alone Park Chanyeol, he can't stand it anymore.

The atmosphere at the scene was interrupted. The host looked at him in surprise, not understanding why he came out suddenly. Could it be to grab weight?Look at this kid's performance in the background, he doesn't look like that kind of person.

Baekhyun was in a daze, feeling a big hand around his shoulder,

Park Chanyeol put down the microphone, grabbed Baekhyun's hand, "Don't eat, don't eat..."

Bian Boxian was already unconscious at this time, and couldn't hear what the people behind him were saying. He only knew that he had to finish eating quickly, and it would be over after eating.

Park Chanyeol tried hard several times, but failed to snatch the lemon from Baekhyun's hand.

Bian Baekhyun's hands are beautiful, white and slender, and he is often teased that they look like girls' hands. At this time, the fingertips of these hands are already covered with lemon juice, and the yellow juice is flowing down the fingers, and it is about to flow to the sleeves.

Normally such a scene, Park Chanyeol who has a slight obsession with cleanliness would definitely feel dirty and disgusting, but at this moment, he only feels distressed, Baekhyun, this persistent fool!

Can't take it down, the body's reaction is faster than the mind,

Park Chanyeol possessed himself and held the piece in his mouth. He had already entered Baekhyun's mouth several times, even the lemon that was covered with Baekhyun's saliva...

A string in the brain, with a ding, seemed to break.

The tip of Park Chanyeol's tongue inevitably touched Bian Baekhyun's fingertips, and his warm lips pressed against Bian Baekhyun's fingers...

Everyone present was dumbfounded, this action, no matter how you look at it, seems a bit... ambiguous,

Park Chanyeol quickly came back to his senses, swallowed the lemon in one gulp, and left Baekhyun's fingers. Fortunately, Baekhyun didn't hold on to the lemon again, otherwise he would be completely embarrassed. Could it be that he took a bite and then spit it out?Or eat it with Baekhyun's paw?

"Ahem, um, we, our members have a very good relationship. We have been good friends since we were trainees. We have known each other for many years, and we often eat together like this." Jin Junmian hurried out to smooth things over.

"Yes, yes, we often do this too, hahaha, Tao, didn't we eat like this yesterday?"

... Damn it, he cue who is not good? Cue Tao, he and Tao two big men eat like this?Then there will be the first person who died of goose bumps in the history of human medicine,

Why did I follow the second...

Wu Yifan stroked his arms to comfort the bristling hairs.

"Oh...hahaha, EXO, the relationship between EXO members is really good, this, this is indeed a good way to enhance the relationship, we can also try this among mcs."

The quick-sighted mc immediately brought the topic to the other two mcs who liked to joke a lot, and the other two immediately understood and ended the topic with a melodrama.

Baekhyun didn't know what happened next, he just felt someone hugging him, something warm wrapped his fingers, took the lemon away, and then there was laughter behind him.

It seems that the atmosphere is getting warmer. Fortunately, he didn’t screw up. Baekhyun felt relieved that his legs were weak, his head was heavy, and his whole body hurt. The embrace was very warm, and he couldn’t help but get closer. A few points.

Being led to bow, as if saying goodbye to the audience, then stumbled off the stage, passed the background board and reached the backstage position, Baekhyun finally couldn't hold it anymore, his eyes darkened, and he passed out.

I only remember an anxious voice calling him, "Baekhyun! Baekhyun! Wake up! Baekhyun! Don't let anything happen, Baekhyun!"