This host is not very straight
Chapter 1 World 1: How about some chalk dust?
very noisy.
Luo Jia rubbed his dizzy head and thought.The surroundings are noisy, like a vegetable market, no, it is worse than a vegetable market.When she felt better, when she put down her hands, she saw dark blue plump sleeves, and in front of her was a wooden table from the study era.There are books piled on the table, water glasses are placed, and a class schedule is pasted in the lower left corner.Looking up again, the old-fashioned blackboard is full of chalk words, and no one has wiped the blackboard.
So, the first world is all about campus?
Luo Jia guessed right, because in the next minute, the familiar preparatory bell rang, and a student walked in from the door, and she understood when she saw the ugly school uniform.At this time, someone was dragging the stool behind and making a screeching sound. Luo Jia frowned dissatisfied. She had graduated from college for a long time when she died, but she didn't want to experience high school life.If it wasn't for the absence of a mirror, she really wanted to see if she was wearing her original face.
"How many people think of returning from the dead and returning to life, the host is good, but you actually want to die." The system was talking in her mind.It has met the mass suicides, and knows their pessimism well.It is nothing more than setbacks in life, disappointment in business, being deceived by relatives and friends, being suppressed by bosses, nothing more.
Humans are fragile.
It's just... the system looked at Luo Jia, who was expressionless and full of depression. This host was a bit special. One of them wanted to die, but the other didn't.However, the main personality was no match for the secondary personality, so he lost his life impulsively.It is precisely because of this special point that the Lord God issued an order: either destroy the sub-personality, or transform it.
And Lorgar is the sub-personality. At the moment when the two personalities died, they tried to destroy the sub-personality, but they failed, and they couldn't find the reason.
The system has no choice but to give them a chance to be reborn, to travel to different parallel worlds or fabricated books, etc., to complete various tasks, hoping to transform their personalities.Strangely, the person who now controls the body is not the master personality.
"What's the difference between those worlds?" Luo Jia, who had temporarily compromised after listening to its explanation in the system space, asked.
"The difficulty level is different. For example, no matter who you are in the book, you can know the plot, which is good for the strategy." The feeling that I know the advantages and disadvantages of whether you are round or flat is not very good.
As the system spoke, a transparent semi-entity suddenly appeared, a little girl who could stand on Lorga's shoulder and dance.With such a change, its tone is different, "If you travel to the world, you can only receive the memory of the original owner."
Luo Jia looked at it, suddenly smiled, arched his fingers and flicked towards it.The system didn't hide, and waited for Luo Jia's fingers to pass through its body, then folded its arms and snorted coldly: "You can't hit me. Vicious woman."
Luo Jia withdrew his hand and brushed his hair.She is beautiful, and doing this action is even more seductive.The system couldn't help but sigh, what a good seed, if it's placed in the night show or something, it will definitely become popular in every scene.That's it.
Of course, Luo Jia didn't know what it was thinking. Seeing the appearance of the villain, she suddenly became interested, "What's your name, you can't keep calling you system, right?"
"This system is code-named 272."
Luo Jia laughed out loud, "Then I'll call you an idiot."
"Go away, you are a fool!"
"Don't call me Chi'er, how about calling me Ersha, one Chi'er, add another Chi'er."
System: "..." Do you really want to die, can I help you?
But in any case, they are bound together.In order to retaliate against the title of "Second Idiot", the system directly sent Luo Jia to the new world with evil intentions.I just don’t remind you, it’s mine if I get dizzy.
After Luo Jia came back to his senses, he ignored the chattering system.She looked left and right, silently observing the situation.She was sitting in the middle of the class, with the aisle on the right, and a girl on the left, wearing glasses and ponytail, who was preparing textbooks, with a picture of "I am a good student, I am a good student".
Xueba's deskmate seemed to sense something was wrong with her, and asked with concern: "Squad leader, are you feeling well?"
Well, according to the routine, she is not far from being a top student.
Luo Jia shook his head, his concern for girls was very indifferent.She didn't know what kind of personality the original owner was, anyway, she had such a personality.Fortunately, Xueba's deskmate didn't show any strange expressions.Before the teacher came, she called the system in her mind: "Second idiot, pass on the plot of this world to me."
As soon as the voice fell, the system immediately turned into a villain and stood on her desk, expressing her dissatisfaction with white eyes, "Call me a fool again, don't want a plot!" After thinking about it, she added, "Please It's no use either."
Luo Jia blinked, "Okay, I won't say anything."
The system was inexplicably shabby, and this host must be a smart one.Huh, in fact it is just a rookie.Apart from the occasional pessimism, the previous host was easy to get along with, and it was because she infected her that she became so humane.
Luo Jia glanced at the villain who was thinking wildly, and the class bell rang at this moment.The silence in the class also made some people's conversations clearer.
"Cheng An, I heard that you broke up with the little fairy from class three?" the boy behind Luo Jia said, not surprised at all, on the contrary, it felt like this again.
"What kind of breakup? She pestered me and told her that I was dating her after two meals with her. That woman must be sick." The other person replied with a bit of disgust, but he couldn't hide his inner pride.After a while, the already low voice dropped again, "Don't keep discussing this with me, I finally persuaded the old class to sit here..."
Luo Jia didn't hear what was said later.The sound of high-heeled shoes came from the corridor. She urged the system, but failed, so she urged it again. Then the system slowly transmitted the plot. In fact, the whole process only took a few seconds.
This time, it was a novel, about the pain of youth, the content was literary and artistic, and it happened to catch the last tail of the fire on the body, and was selected by the system.
The male and female protagonists are in the same class.The heroine Li Liang is not only the leader of the class, but also a good student, an excellent representative, and the kind who is "willing to help others".Correspondingly, the male protagonist Su Chengan is an out-and-out scumbag. If it weren’t for being handsome, rich in family, and not bad in nature, when it’s his turn to be a monster, he can still embrace the beauty in the end. .
The story begins with a new teacher in the class.But before that, the male protagonist has already begun to hint his feelings for the female protagonist.The heroine of Genzheng Miaohong said: Studying makes me happy, don't bother me.
Disappointed, the male lead listened to the idea of his younger brother: make something happen and let the squad leader pay attention, so that there will be contact.That's right, the little fairy in class three is the cannon fodder of cannon fodder.It's a pity that the hostess ignored him.
When the plan failed, the hero continued to play tricks, this time he set his sights on the new teacher Li Peichan.The hero's constant pranks on the new teacher finally caught the attention of the heroine.As a veteran cadre, the heroine certainly couldn't tolerate the students being disrespectful to the teacher, so she took the initiative to find the hero.Right in the male lead's arms, he struck while the iron was hot, and successfully persuaded the female lead to make up lessons for him on the grounds of poor grades and not wanting to drag the class down.It opened the plots of "It turns out that other people are not so bad, what should I do if they are a little cute occasionally" and "I can't let the person I like down, I have to work hard and work hard".
So, the two got married smoothly.
It is worth mentioning that the article also explained Li Peichan's ending: she committed suicide in her own bathtub, soaking her body in formalin.It turned out that when she came to school, she was already moderately clean. She had to wash her hands no less than three times a day, take a shower twice, and disinfect the house once a day.The male lead's prank hit her weakness, but she had nothing to do with him. In the midst of anger and rising fear of germs, she chose to die.
As for why the author wasted ink to write it out, it was just to give the hero and heroine an excuse to quarrel for the last time.
After Luo Jia digested the plot, it happened that Li Peichan had already walked to the podium. She held a high school chemistry book in her left hand and a box of experimental equipment in her right.Luo Jia stared at her side face. In fairness, Li Peichan is also good-looking, and can be called a side face killer.Now that it's just autumn, she's wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up a bit, and Miss Yu's breath blows over her face.
It's hard to imagine how this group of poor kids would attack such a teacher, Yu Jie.
"The main task of this world: help the supporting character Li Peichan to avoid being abused in her life, and cure her cleanliness." The system said at the right time, "If the task fails, start over with a new role. The date is unlimited, and I wish you good luck, host. "
When Luo Jia heard it, he exploded, "I can accept it before, what does it mean to cure her cleanliness? I'm not a doctor!" Besides, I still have a lot of illnesses that I haven't cured yet.Luo Jia gritted her teeth, which was a sign of her anger. "What's the matter with changing roles and starting over?"
"As the name suggests, it is to change your role and change your mission. You can't leave this world until you complete the mission. Are you stupid to ask such a stupid question?" Exhausted."
"roll."
At this time, Li Peichan on the podium spoke. She put down the things in her hands, scanned the class with calm eyes, pointed to the blackboard, and said in a cold voice, "Who is on duty today?"
The implication is that you students should hurry up and clean the blackboard.What is the use of you.
As a moderate clean freak, Li Peichan absolutely keeps a respectful distance from such pervasive things as chalk dust.
"A warm reminder again, in half a minute, it will be the male lead's first prank: intentionally getting chalk dust on the supporting character. If you successfully stop it, you will get ten gold coins."
Just as Su Chengan was about to stand up, he was taken a step ahead by the figure in front of him.Luo Jia walked up to the podium in three steps and two steps, grabbed the blackboard and wiped it twice to clean the blackboard. Just as the system was about to reward her, Luo Jia "accidentally" dropped the blackboard eraser onto the podium. The wind followed closely, and abruptly blew the bounced chalk dust towards Li Peichan's direction.
Li Peichan: "..."
Su Chengan: "..." It seems that there is nothing wrong with me.
System: "..." What the hell are you doing, do you still want gold coins?
Luo Jia put away the blackboard eraser, pretending to have just discovered it.A pair of eyes suddenly flustered, and he frantically waved his hands to fan the wind, trying to shake off the chalk dust that was still flying in the sky.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't mean to."
"It's okay," Teacher Li said with a forbearing expression on his face, as if he wanted to turn around and leave.She took out her handkerchief and wiped it for a long time before she said, "Be careful next time."
As soon as Luo Jia sat down, the system couldn't wait to ask: "You know the plot, why do you still do this?"
"Because I'm upset."
System: Well, you win.
The author has something to say: open a new article silently.Let me tell you first, I will update slowly.
Luo Jia rubbed his dizzy head and thought.The surroundings are noisy, like a vegetable market, no, it is worse than a vegetable market.When she felt better, when she put down her hands, she saw dark blue plump sleeves, and in front of her was a wooden table from the study era.There are books piled on the table, water glasses are placed, and a class schedule is pasted in the lower left corner.Looking up again, the old-fashioned blackboard is full of chalk words, and no one has wiped the blackboard.
So, the first world is all about campus?
Luo Jia guessed right, because in the next minute, the familiar preparatory bell rang, and a student walked in from the door, and she understood when she saw the ugly school uniform.At this time, someone was dragging the stool behind and making a screeching sound. Luo Jia frowned dissatisfied. She had graduated from college for a long time when she died, but she didn't want to experience high school life.If it wasn't for the absence of a mirror, she really wanted to see if she was wearing her original face.
"How many people think of returning from the dead and returning to life, the host is good, but you actually want to die." The system was talking in her mind.It has met the mass suicides, and knows their pessimism well.It is nothing more than setbacks in life, disappointment in business, being deceived by relatives and friends, being suppressed by bosses, nothing more.
Humans are fragile.
It's just... the system looked at Luo Jia, who was expressionless and full of depression. This host was a bit special. One of them wanted to die, but the other didn't.However, the main personality was no match for the secondary personality, so he lost his life impulsively.It is precisely because of this special point that the Lord God issued an order: either destroy the sub-personality, or transform it.
And Lorgar is the sub-personality. At the moment when the two personalities died, they tried to destroy the sub-personality, but they failed, and they couldn't find the reason.
The system has no choice but to give them a chance to be reborn, to travel to different parallel worlds or fabricated books, etc., to complete various tasks, hoping to transform their personalities.Strangely, the person who now controls the body is not the master personality.
"What's the difference between those worlds?" Luo Jia, who had temporarily compromised after listening to its explanation in the system space, asked.
"The difficulty level is different. For example, no matter who you are in the book, you can know the plot, which is good for the strategy." The feeling that I know the advantages and disadvantages of whether you are round or flat is not very good.
As the system spoke, a transparent semi-entity suddenly appeared, a little girl who could stand on Lorga's shoulder and dance.With such a change, its tone is different, "If you travel to the world, you can only receive the memory of the original owner."
Luo Jia looked at it, suddenly smiled, arched his fingers and flicked towards it.The system didn't hide, and waited for Luo Jia's fingers to pass through its body, then folded its arms and snorted coldly: "You can't hit me. Vicious woman."
Luo Jia withdrew his hand and brushed his hair.She is beautiful, and doing this action is even more seductive.The system couldn't help but sigh, what a good seed, if it's placed in the night show or something, it will definitely become popular in every scene.That's it.
Of course, Luo Jia didn't know what it was thinking. Seeing the appearance of the villain, she suddenly became interested, "What's your name, you can't keep calling you system, right?"
"This system is code-named 272."
Luo Jia laughed out loud, "Then I'll call you an idiot."
"Go away, you are a fool!"
"Don't call me Chi'er, how about calling me Ersha, one Chi'er, add another Chi'er."
System: "..." Do you really want to die, can I help you?
But in any case, they are bound together.In order to retaliate against the title of "Second Idiot", the system directly sent Luo Jia to the new world with evil intentions.I just don’t remind you, it’s mine if I get dizzy.
After Luo Jia came back to his senses, he ignored the chattering system.She looked left and right, silently observing the situation.She was sitting in the middle of the class, with the aisle on the right, and a girl on the left, wearing glasses and ponytail, who was preparing textbooks, with a picture of "I am a good student, I am a good student".
Xueba's deskmate seemed to sense something was wrong with her, and asked with concern: "Squad leader, are you feeling well?"
Well, according to the routine, she is not far from being a top student.
Luo Jia shook his head, his concern for girls was very indifferent.She didn't know what kind of personality the original owner was, anyway, she had such a personality.Fortunately, Xueba's deskmate didn't show any strange expressions.Before the teacher came, she called the system in her mind: "Second idiot, pass on the plot of this world to me."
As soon as the voice fell, the system immediately turned into a villain and stood on her desk, expressing her dissatisfaction with white eyes, "Call me a fool again, don't want a plot!" After thinking about it, she added, "Please It's no use either."
Luo Jia blinked, "Okay, I won't say anything."
The system was inexplicably shabby, and this host must be a smart one.Huh, in fact it is just a rookie.Apart from the occasional pessimism, the previous host was easy to get along with, and it was because she infected her that she became so humane.
Luo Jia glanced at the villain who was thinking wildly, and the class bell rang at this moment.The silence in the class also made some people's conversations clearer.
"Cheng An, I heard that you broke up with the little fairy from class three?" the boy behind Luo Jia said, not surprised at all, on the contrary, it felt like this again.
"What kind of breakup? She pestered me and told her that I was dating her after two meals with her. That woman must be sick." The other person replied with a bit of disgust, but he couldn't hide his inner pride.After a while, the already low voice dropped again, "Don't keep discussing this with me, I finally persuaded the old class to sit here..."
Luo Jia didn't hear what was said later.The sound of high-heeled shoes came from the corridor. She urged the system, but failed, so she urged it again. Then the system slowly transmitted the plot. In fact, the whole process only took a few seconds.
This time, it was a novel, about the pain of youth, the content was literary and artistic, and it happened to catch the last tail of the fire on the body, and was selected by the system.
The male and female protagonists are in the same class.The heroine Li Liang is not only the leader of the class, but also a good student, an excellent representative, and the kind who is "willing to help others".Correspondingly, the male protagonist Su Chengan is an out-and-out scumbag. If it weren’t for being handsome, rich in family, and not bad in nature, when it’s his turn to be a monster, he can still embrace the beauty in the end. .
The story begins with a new teacher in the class.But before that, the male protagonist has already begun to hint his feelings for the female protagonist.The heroine of Genzheng Miaohong said: Studying makes me happy, don't bother me.
Disappointed, the male lead listened to the idea of his younger brother: make something happen and let the squad leader pay attention, so that there will be contact.That's right, the little fairy in class three is the cannon fodder of cannon fodder.It's a pity that the hostess ignored him.
When the plan failed, the hero continued to play tricks, this time he set his sights on the new teacher Li Peichan.The hero's constant pranks on the new teacher finally caught the attention of the heroine.As a veteran cadre, the heroine certainly couldn't tolerate the students being disrespectful to the teacher, so she took the initiative to find the hero.Right in the male lead's arms, he struck while the iron was hot, and successfully persuaded the female lead to make up lessons for him on the grounds of poor grades and not wanting to drag the class down.It opened the plots of "It turns out that other people are not so bad, what should I do if they are a little cute occasionally" and "I can't let the person I like down, I have to work hard and work hard".
So, the two got married smoothly.
It is worth mentioning that the article also explained Li Peichan's ending: she committed suicide in her own bathtub, soaking her body in formalin.It turned out that when she came to school, she was already moderately clean. She had to wash her hands no less than three times a day, take a shower twice, and disinfect the house once a day.The male lead's prank hit her weakness, but she had nothing to do with him. In the midst of anger and rising fear of germs, she chose to die.
As for why the author wasted ink to write it out, it was just to give the hero and heroine an excuse to quarrel for the last time.
After Luo Jia digested the plot, it happened that Li Peichan had already walked to the podium. She held a high school chemistry book in her left hand and a box of experimental equipment in her right.Luo Jia stared at her side face. In fairness, Li Peichan is also good-looking, and can be called a side face killer.Now that it's just autumn, she's wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up a bit, and Miss Yu's breath blows over her face.
It's hard to imagine how this group of poor kids would attack such a teacher, Yu Jie.
"The main task of this world: help the supporting character Li Peichan to avoid being abused in her life, and cure her cleanliness." The system said at the right time, "If the task fails, start over with a new role. The date is unlimited, and I wish you good luck, host. "
When Luo Jia heard it, he exploded, "I can accept it before, what does it mean to cure her cleanliness? I'm not a doctor!" Besides, I still have a lot of illnesses that I haven't cured yet.Luo Jia gritted her teeth, which was a sign of her anger. "What's the matter with changing roles and starting over?"
"As the name suggests, it is to change your role and change your mission. You can't leave this world until you complete the mission. Are you stupid to ask such a stupid question?" Exhausted."
"roll."
At this time, Li Peichan on the podium spoke. She put down the things in her hands, scanned the class with calm eyes, pointed to the blackboard, and said in a cold voice, "Who is on duty today?"
The implication is that you students should hurry up and clean the blackboard.What is the use of you.
As a moderate clean freak, Li Peichan absolutely keeps a respectful distance from such pervasive things as chalk dust.
"A warm reminder again, in half a minute, it will be the male lead's first prank: intentionally getting chalk dust on the supporting character. If you successfully stop it, you will get ten gold coins."
Just as Su Chengan was about to stand up, he was taken a step ahead by the figure in front of him.Luo Jia walked up to the podium in three steps and two steps, grabbed the blackboard and wiped it twice to clean the blackboard. Just as the system was about to reward her, Luo Jia "accidentally" dropped the blackboard eraser onto the podium. The wind followed closely, and abruptly blew the bounced chalk dust towards Li Peichan's direction.
Li Peichan: "..."
Su Chengan: "..." It seems that there is nothing wrong with me.
System: "..." What the hell are you doing, do you still want gold coins?
Luo Jia put away the blackboard eraser, pretending to have just discovered it.A pair of eyes suddenly flustered, and he frantically waved his hands to fan the wind, trying to shake off the chalk dust that was still flying in the sky.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't mean to."
"It's okay," Teacher Li said with a forbearing expression on his face, as if he wanted to turn around and leave.She took out her handkerchief and wiped it for a long time before she said, "Be careful next time."
As soon as Luo Jia sat down, the system couldn't wait to ask: "You know the plot, why do you still do this?"
"Because I'm upset."
System: Well, you win.
The author has something to say: open a new article silently.Let me tell you first, I will update slowly.
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