This host is not very straight
Chapter 37 World 5: I want to say, will you smother me to death?
After digesting the plot, Luo Jia laughed bitterly. "Second idiot, you are so uninteresting, why is the world you arranged getting more perverted than the next one."
The system raised its hand to show its innocence, "It's not me, it's Lord God!"
"I want to complain."
"..." The system looked at her speechlessly, "Forget it, you wanted to complain from the very beginning, but now that you think about it, you don't understand that this is a road that won't work."
Lorgar had nothing to say.She pulled the pillow on the sofa and hugged it in her arms.Judging from Ji Da's author's intimacy with the original owner just now, the plot has already been halfway through, but I don't know if the signing will start or not.
"Second idiot, what is the main task this time?"
"do not have."
"What?" Luo Jia didn't believe it, "You're kidding me."
The system pretended to conjure up a book as thick as a dictionary, and flipped through it. "Sorry for misreading, the main task of this world is: to help the heroine return to a normal person."
"...how to return to normal."
"That is, when the heroine's thinking is no longer "destroy her if she can't get a person", the task will be completed."
"Oh."
"Luo Jia, you have to be careful this time." The system warmly reminded for the Nth time, "The heroine has a weird temper, many problems, and she is a delicate woman. If you accidentally provoke her and die, the mission will fail."
"Understood." Luo Jia replied casually.It's not that she can't understand the plot. There is such a detailed description of Ji Quan in the original text: she likes the dark, and only there can she feel the characters in the text.She felt that they were alive, living in another world.And since Zhuang Yi came—she always opened the curtains to let the sunlight from the window slip into the room—she suddenly felt that she was alive when she was with her.
Luo Jia came to the conclusion that Ji Quan was obviously sick, a person living in his own world.At the same time, she yearns for the real world, and almost regards Zhuang Yi as a bridge connecting the two worlds.Therefore, when Ji Quan found that the real Zhuang Yi was completely different from what she had imagined, she would take measures.
"Zhuang Yi." Ji Quan opened the door suddenly, leaned out half of his body, holding the mobile phone in his right hand, and the direction of the mobile phone was facing Luo Jia. "Your phone is always on."
Luo Jia trotted over quickly, how could she have forgotten that the original owner was chatting with her good friend Wu Mengjue just now, the one who often asked the original owner to go out to hang out.
Ji Quan returned the phone to her, and suddenly said, "Zhuang Yi, I'm not feeling well today."
"Well, how about taking a break?"
Ji Quan seemed to be waiting for her words, with a childlike smile on his face.Ji Quan leaned forward and hugged Luo Jia, who was about the same height as her.
"Yi, what have you been up to lately?"
Based on the principle of being the most delicate, Luo Jia hugged her back, and then quickly recalled the memories of the original owner in the past few days.Excluding working hours, there is a gathering with colleagues on Monday, shopping with my best friend on Tuesday, going clubbing on Wednesday, watching a movie with Jiquan at home on Thursday, and Friday, uh, Friday is today.
The life of the original owner is really rich and colorful.
"It's just some social interaction." Luo Jia replied cautiously, "If you don't like it, I can reject it."
"No." Ji Quan hugged her even tighter, "I just feel that you spend a lot less time with me recently."
Yoyo, the heroine's aggrieved little nasal voice is so cute.But, I won't do that with you because of this.This time Luo Jia did not misunderstand what Ji Quan said.
"I will pay attention in the future." Luo Jia did not see Ji Quan's loss for a moment.She let go of Ji Quan, "Didn't you say you want to rest, don't stand here stupidly."
"Then let's finish watching last night's movie." Ji Quan suggested.
This is also mentioned in the original text.Apart from meditation and strange dreams, Ji Quan's inspiration comes from reading related books and film and television works.For this reason, Ji Quan specially vacated a room, and spent a lot of money to arrange it into a cinema-like visual experience.
"I returned the news first." Luo Jia said.Ji Quan led her to the sofa, let her sit down, and leaned on her shoulder.Luo Jia found that Ji Quan was very attached to the original owner.The way the two get along is very similar to the love she desires in her heart.Like a friend, like a lover, like a relative.
Lorgar was a little dazed.Ji Quan poked her with his hand, reminding her to check her phone.Coincidentally, the mobile phone automatically popped up a message from Wu Mengjue: Tonight at nine o'clock in the imperial city ktv, there is a beautiful woman in the big box, do you have a date?Miss Zhuang.
This... This female partner must know the original owner's sexual orientation very well.
Luo Jia secretly glanced at Ji Quan, her face had already darkened.Luo Jia immediately made a decision and replied in front of her: No appointment.
Wu Mengjue sent a surprised expression: What's wrong, Miss Zhuang has changed?
Lorgar: Just now.
Wu Mengjue sent another disdainful expression: Seriously, the beautiful woman we had a good chat with last time will also come. You must not have imagined that she is my sister's friend.My sister told me that she also likes women.Looking at a straight person, the result is bent.
Ji Quan began to look at Luo Jia with sullen eyes.Luo Jia shuddered, and his fingers moved quickly.
What does it have to do with me, I have a girlfriend.I am with her tonight.
Before Luo Jia saw Wu Mengjue's reply, Ji Quan turned around. "Yi, what did you just say?"
Luo Jia hesitated for a moment: "I have a girlfriend?"
"Next sentence."
Luo Jia understood instantly, and looked at Ji Quan affectionately. "I'll be with you tonight."
"Yeah." Ji Quan chuckled, kissed Luo Jia, and gave a romantic French long kiss.Lips to lips, tongue to tongue.At the end, Ji Quan was lying on her body tiredly, but his eyes were bright, "Sometimes I hate your friends for taking up so much of your time. But I also know that you have your own private space. Overflow , I'm so attached to you, will you bother me?"
"No." Luo Jia shook his head on the outside, but nodded madly in his heart.If I say yes, will you smother me to death?Moreover, let me tell you, there is nothing wrong with couples sticking like this when they are passionately in love, but after the period of passionate love, the problem will become serious.
Ji Quan stared into Luo Jia's eyes, as if to verify the credibility of her words.Although Ji Quan has written many reasoning essays, he is still no match for Luo Jia's acting skills.The difference between the two is that one is talking on paper and the other has practiced it.
Unfortunately, there are pig teammates.
Unwilling, Wu Mengjue continued to send messages to bombard Luo Jia: Didn't you say that your girlfriend wrote regularly every night, and she ignored you at that time, how boring.It’s fine if you point it out.
Judging from the memory of the original owner, it was easy to come out, but difficult to go back.Luo Jia replied impatiently: You are really... I will not go if I say no.
Unexpectedly, Ji Quan had already read Wu Mengjue's words.She lowered her eyelids, a little sad. "Yi, do you think being with me is boring?"
"No." It's the same old question.If I said yes, would you smother me to death?Her heart was so tired, this kind of dialogue full of traps was really frightening to her heart.
"Second idiot, I want to open my golden fingers like the main character, and I can do whatever I want!"
"Oh, I'm sorry." The system said slowly, "This world doesn't need a cheat. But you can exchange it for an [insight-seeing] item, which will be helpful for capturing the heroine."
"We've kissed together, so we still need a strategy?"
"I'm talking about another strategy."
"for example?"
The system smiled slightly, "Improving your status in her heart is equivalent to taming you, understand."
"Understood." Luo Jia made a long voice, why did she feel that the system said this so wretchedly.But she still exchanged it, the gold coins earned by the main character are useless.
Seemingly aware of Luo Jia's absent-mindedness, Ji Quan stopped asking.The two moved the battlefield, Ji Quan pressed a few times on the wall, and the feeling of a theater came out.The film was continued from last night. At the beginning, there was a high-energy horror scene, which directly scared Luo Jia, who rarely watched horror films, to death.
Luo Jia clutched his throbbing heart, my God, it couldn't be that these two people have such hobbies.
"What's the matter, are you scared?" Ji Quan seemed to put his heart and soul into the film, and his tone didn't sound like he was nervous about his girlfriend. "You said last night that these are all special effects, not scary at all."
Lorgar summoned up the courage to glance at the big screen.Then the special effects are too realistic.
"I'm just not ready." Lorgar said stubbornly.
Ji Quan nodded, expressing his understanding.Then it doesn't matter whether she lives or dies.
"..." I even said it wasn't true love anymore.The author of Ji Da was indifferent for a while, hot and cold for a while, and only the state officials were allowed to set fires, but the common people were not allowed to light lamps.It was also a miracle to be with her.
Luo Jia felt that there was a long way to go to save the original owner.
The system raised its hand to show its innocence, "It's not me, it's Lord God!"
"I want to complain."
"..." The system looked at her speechlessly, "Forget it, you wanted to complain from the very beginning, but now that you think about it, you don't understand that this is a road that won't work."
Lorgar had nothing to say.She pulled the pillow on the sofa and hugged it in her arms.Judging from Ji Da's author's intimacy with the original owner just now, the plot has already been halfway through, but I don't know if the signing will start or not.
"Second idiot, what is the main task this time?"
"do not have."
"What?" Luo Jia didn't believe it, "You're kidding me."
The system pretended to conjure up a book as thick as a dictionary, and flipped through it. "Sorry for misreading, the main task of this world is: to help the heroine return to a normal person."
"...how to return to normal."
"That is, when the heroine's thinking is no longer "destroy her if she can't get a person", the task will be completed."
"Oh."
"Luo Jia, you have to be careful this time." The system warmly reminded for the Nth time, "The heroine has a weird temper, many problems, and she is a delicate woman. If you accidentally provoke her and die, the mission will fail."
"Understood." Luo Jia replied casually.It's not that she can't understand the plot. There is such a detailed description of Ji Quan in the original text: she likes the dark, and only there can she feel the characters in the text.She felt that they were alive, living in another world.And since Zhuang Yi came—she always opened the curtains to let the sunlight from the window slip into the room—she suddenly felt that she was alive when she was with her.
Luo Jia came to the conclusion that Ji Quan was obviously sick, a person living in his own world.At the same time, she yearns for the real world, and almost regards Zhuang Yi as a bridge connecting the two worlds.Therefore, when Ji Quan found that the real Zhuang Yi was completely different from what she had imagined, she would take measures.
"Zhuang Yi." Ji Quan opened the door suddenly, leaned out half of his body, holding the mobile phone in his right hand, and the direction of the mobile phone was facing Luo Jia. "Your phone is always on."
Luo Jia trotted over quickly, how could she have forgotten that the original owner was chatting with her good friend Wu Mengjue just now, the one who often asked the original owner to go out to hang out.
Ji Quan returned the phone to her, and suddenly said, "Zhuang Yi, I'm not feeling well today."
"Well, how about taking a break?"
Ji Quan seemed to be waiting for her words, with a childlike smile on his face.Ji Quan leaned forward and hugged Luo Jia, who was about the same height as her.
"Yi, what have you been up to lately?"
Based on the principle of being the most delicate, Luo Jia hugged her back, and then quickly recalled the memories of the original owner in the past few days.Excluding working hours, there is a gathering with colleagues on Monday, shopping with my best friend on Tuesday, going clubbing on Wednesday, watching a movie with Jiquan at home on Thursday, and Friday, uh, Friday is today.
The life of the original owner is really rich and colorful.
"It's just some social interaction." Luo Jia replied cautiously, "If you don't like it, I can reject it."
"No." Ji Quan hugged her even tighter, "I just feel that you spend a lot less time with me recently."
Yoyo, the heroine's aggrieved little nasal voice is so cute.But, I won't do that with you because of this.This time Luo Jia did not misunderstand what Ji Quan said.
"I will pay attention in the future." Luo Jia did not see Ji Quan's loss for a moment.She let go of Ji Quan, "Didn't you say you want to rest, don't stand here stupidly."
"Then let's finish watching last night's movie." Ji Quan suggested.
This is also mentioned in the original text.Apart from meditation and strange dreams, Ji Quan's inspiration comes from reading related books and film and television works.For this reason, Ji Quan specially vacated a room, and spent a lot of money to arrange it into a cinema-like visual experience.
"I returned the news first." Luo Jia said.Ji Quan led her to the sofa, let her sit down, and leaned on her shoulder.Luo Jia found that Ji Quan was very attached to the original owner.The way the two get along is very similar to the love she desires in her heart.Like a friend, like a lover, like a relative.
Lorgar was a little dazed.Ji Quan poked her with his hand, reminding her to check her phone.Coincidentally, the mobile phone automatically popped up a message from Wu Mengjue: Tonight at nine o'clock in the imperial city ktv, there is a beautiful woman in the big box, do you have a date?Miss Zhuang.
This... This female partner must know the original owner's sexual orientation very well.
Luo Jia secretly glanced at Ji Quan, her face had already darkened.Luo Jia immediately made a decision and replied in front of her: No appointment.
Wu Mengjue sent a surprised expression: What's wrong, Miss Zhuang has changed?
Lorgar: Just now.
Wu Mengjue sent another disdainful expression: Seriously, the beautiful woman we had a good chat with last time will also come. You must not have imagined that she is my sister's friend.My sister told me that she also likes women.Looking at a straight person, the result is bent.
Ji Quan began to look at Luo Jia with sullen eyes.Luo Jia shuddered, and his fingers moved quickly.
What does it have to do with me, I have a girlfriend.I am with her tonight.
Before Luo Jia saw Wu Mengjue's reply, Ji Quan turned around. "Yi, what did you just say?"
Luo Jia hesitated for a moment: "I have a girlfriend?"
"Next sentence."
Luo Jia understood instantly, and looked at Ji Quan affectionately. "I'll be with you tonight."
"Yeah." Ji Quan chuckled, kissed Luo Jia, and gave a romantic French long kiss.Lips to lips, tongue to tongue.At the end, Ji Quan was lying on her body tiredly, but his eyes were bright, "Sometimes I hate your friends for taking up so much of your time. But I also know that you have your own private space. Overflow , I'm so attached to you, will you bother me?"
"No." Luo Jia shook his head on the outside, but nodded madly in his heart.If I say yes, will you smother me to death?Moreover, let me tell you, there is nothing wrong with couples sticking like this when they are passionately in love, but after the period of passionate love, the problem will become serious.
Ji Quan stared into Luo Jia's eyes, as if to verify the credibility of her words.Although Ji Quan has written many reasoning essays, he is still no match for Luo Jia's acting skills.The difference between the two is that one is talking on paper and the other has practiced it.
Unfortunately, there are pig teammates.
Unwilling, Wu Mengjue continued to send messages to bombard Luo Jia: Didn't you say that your girlfriend wrote regularly every night, and she ignored you at that time, how boring.It’s fine if you point it out.
Judging from the memory of the original owner, it was easy to come out, but difficult to go back.Luo Jia replied impatiently: You are really... I will not go if I say no.
Unexpectedly, Ji Quan had already read Wu Mengjue's words.She lowered her eyelids, a little sad. "Yi, do you think being with me is boring?"
"No." It's the same old question.If I said yes, would you smother me to death?Her heart was so tired, this kind of dialogue full of traps was really frightening to her heart.
"Second idiot, I want to open my golden fingers like the main character, and I can do whatever I want!"
"Oh, I'm sorry." The system said slowly, "This world doesn't need a cheat. But you can exchange it for an [insight-seeing] item, which will be helpful for capturing the heroine."
"We've kissed together, so we still need a strategy?"
"I'm talking about another strategy."
"for example?"
The system smiled slightly, "Improving your status in her heart is equivalent to taming you, understand."
"Understood." Luo Jia made a long voice, why did she feel that the system said this so wretchedly.But she still exchanged it, the gold coins earned by the main character are useless.
Seemingly aware of Luo Jia's absent-mindedness, Ji Quan stopped asking.The two moved the battlefield, Ji Quan pressed a few times on the wall, and the feeling of a theater came out.The film was continued from last night. At the beginning, there was a high-energy horror scene, which directly scared Luo Jia, who rarely watched horror films, to death.
Luo Jia clutched his throbbing heart, my God, it couldn't be that these two people have such hobbies.
"What's the matter, are you scared?" Ji Quan seemed to put his heart and soul into the film, and his tone didn't sound like he was nervous about his girlfriend. "You said last night that these are all special effects, not scary at all."
Lorgar summoned up the courage to glance at the big screen.Then the special effects are too realistic.
"I'm just not ready." Lorgar said stubbornly.
Ji Quan nodded, expressing his understanding.Then it doesn't matter whether she lives or dies.
"..." I even said it wasn't true love anymore.The author of Ji Da was indifferent for a while, hot and cold for a while, and only the state officials were allowed to set fires, but the common people were not allowed to light lamps.It was also a miracle to be with her.
Luo Jia felt that there was a long way to go to save the original owner.
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