stupid man

……

After watching Andy and Sanders negotiate, Amber went to make lunch and let the three young people continue chatting in the living room.

"There is a black monkey on the tree ~ bouncing ~ bouncing ~ barking when it sees people coming ~ just barking ~: orcs and orcs are so rare~ they can change into birds, fish~ and big foxes~ you think it's strange It's not unusual~" Andy sang the nursery rhyme, he was beautiful and had a pleasant voice, he was so fascinated by Mori, and when he finished singing, he immediately raised his hands and applauded.

"It sounds good! It sounds good!" Mori looked very excited, just like a diehard fan meeting a celebrity.

Andy said indifferently: "It's your turn to sing."

Mori was stunned, and stopped applauding: "Sing, what are you singing?"

"Come on to the song I sang just now." Andy said.

Mori was embarrassed: "I don't know...it's the first time I hear..."

"I know you are listening to it for the first time." Andy asked Senju to sing this song for his own reasons: "The ballad here is the simplest, both the lyrics and the melody are very easy to remember, listen to it once or twice if you have a good memory It will be done, almost five or six times, I just want to know your current memory ability."

Mori's 29-year-old "old age" is there, and he is dull, so Andy wants to get a feel for his foundation and prepare himself mentally, otherwise he will be easily angry when teaching.

Mori understood, but he opened his mouth a few times, but couldn't sing a word in a daze.

"I just patronized to listen to your singing..." Mori was very embarrassed, stretched out his hand and scratched his head: "I won't remember at all..."

Andy couldn't help frowning slightly, but Sanders on the side smiled, thinking it was funny: "I see, your eyes are straight when he sings."

Because he is good-looking.Mori thought in his heart, but didn't dare to say it.

This Andy didn't look very good tempered.

Then Andy sang to Mori again patiently. This time, Mori pricked up his ears and listened seriously. As soon as he finished singing, he opened his mouth and sang: "There is a black monkey in the tree." ~Bouncing~Bouncing~Screaming when you see people coming~screaming~: Beastmen, Beastmen...er... Beastmen, Beastmen..."

The nursery rhyme was only halfway through, and Mori couldn't sing anymore. I could still remember the first part, but then it started to be chaotic, so I stuttered and sang, and the sound was so out of tune that Sanders couldn't help but bow his head and clench his fists. To hide the smirk on the corner of his mouth.

Seeing Sanders, who suppressed a smile, Sen Mu blushed, and his head was lowered, wishing he could get into the ground.

"Okay, okay." Andy couldn't listen anymore, and waved his hand to signal Mori to stop. After listening to such a simple nursery rhyme twice, he could barely remember the first half. This memory is really not good.

Mori was very ashamed, Sanders saw him getting depressed, in order to prevent Andy from saying something that hurt him, he changed the subject:

"Andy, do you know of any whitening methods?"

"White?" Andy immediately understood what Sanders was thinking, and his beautiful eyes looked up and down Sen: "Do you want to whiten him?"

"Hmm." Sanders reached out to grab Sen's chin. Sen was a little confused and didn't know what he wanted to do, but he sat obediently and let him play with it.

"Don't you think his facial features are actually pretty?" Sanders grabbed Sen's chin and shook it left and right, motioning Andy to look at his face carefully.

Mori couldn't help but looked at Sanders strangely, surprised that he thought he was good-looking.

It's quite pleasing~

Hearing this, Andy stared at Sen's face for a while, then stood up and walked in front of him, Sanders took his hand away, and Andy held up the dark face with scars.

Mori was a little nervous, and he didn't dare to look directly at Andy, so he kowtowed slightly.

"..." Andy held Mori's face and looked at it for about three or four minutes before letting go, then turned to look at Sanders: "It's not bad, the facial features are not crooked."

Even the nose that was a bit stuck because of the broken bridge of the nose was not so ugly, thanks to the upright tip of the nose, it turned the tide.

"Really?" Sanders said with a smile, "Don't you think it's worth renovating?"

"That also depends on whether it is a rough gem or not, maybe it is an ordinary stone to bluff people?" Andy said lightly, although he said so on the lips, but he was already somewhat interested in his heart.

"You'll know if you 'polish' it first?" Saunders pointed out that Sen's rough skin and the scar ruined his entire face, and the quality of the skin is very important. Some people Even with average facial features, a snow-like skin still looks much better than ordinary people.

Andy agreed with Sanders, so he motioned for Sen to go with him: "Come to the room with me."

Mori stood up obediently, but turned his head to look at Sanders, feeling a little complicated in his heart.

"Do you... really think I can become good-looking?" Mori asked anxiously, at this moment he somewhat understood that Sanders wanted to reform him.

Sanders' eyes softened: "Of course. I believe you."

The phrase "I believe in you" gave Sen Ju great encouragement, he suddenly became excited, saw Sanders's eyes shining brightly, and his face was flushed, and he bowed deeply to Sanders , and then happily followed Andy.

Even Mori, who has been living at the bottom, fantasizes about being able to shine. He doesn't know if he can become the kind of beautiful man he yearns for, but...

It doesn't matter if you have a little dream, right?

……

When he arrived at Andy's room, Mori looked at him expectantly, and his first thought was that he might have to cut his hair.

Image changes generally start with hair.Even Mori, who never dresses up, knows this. When his two younger sisters got married, they both went to the barber shop to have their hair permed, and they looked beautiful after they were done.

However, Mori guessed wrong.

"Take off all your clothes."

"?" Mori was still smiling, but he couldn't react.

Andy repeated impatiently: "Take off quickly, don't dawdle."

Mori was sure that he heard correctly this time, so he immediately took off his clothes.

Everyone is a man, there is nothing to care about, if the other party does not stare straight at his ass, Mori can take it off in front of anyone.

So he can walk around wearing only a pair of shorts in front of Sanders, but he can't be shirtless in front of Ike. Although they are both men like him, the former will not embarrass him like the latter and awkward.

However, Mori may not care, but Sanders doesn't want to watch it, so no matter how hot Mori is, he still cares about his feelings and dresses well at home.

Mori soon stripped naked, and Andy stood in front of him, glanced indifferently from top to bottom, and then said: "Turn around."

Mori obediently turned his back to him, and Andy stared at Sen's two buttocks for a few times, then fell silent.

Mori waited anxiously, and it took a long time before he heard Andy ask him: "Do you often go out in the sun wearing only a pair of shorts?"

You can tell whether a person is born dark or after sunburn the day after tomorrow, but Mori's buttocks are obviously whiter than other places, and there are tan marks like shorts.

But how can there be sun marks on shorts? ! !

Mori nodded again and again, looking at him in surprise: "Yes, yes! How do you know?"

When he used to work on the earth, he would only wear a pair of knee-length shorts, a towel to wipe sweat on his shoulders, and a pair of cheap and strong flip-flops, otherwise the heat in summer would be unbearable .

After receiving his affirmative reply, Andy fell silent again, and then asked: "Did no one say anything about you?"

It is impossible to imagine a female walking outside in only a pair of shorts. How much nerve does this person have?

Mori replied honestly: "No one said it!"

The brothers who worked with him were all shirtless. Workers like them doing manual work were no better than white-collar workers who sat in offices with air conditioners.

Andy was even more shocked: "Your parents didn't tell me either?"

"Don't tell me!" His father sometimes only wears a pair of shorts when he goes to the fields!

"That, that..." Andy stuttered in shock: "Is no one harassing you?!"

Mori understood, and knew what he was shocked about, so he replied seriously: "No, in my hometown, no one ever thought of spanking me."

Andy stared at him blankly, then suddenly stepped forward and gave him a hug, his voice was a little choked up: "Don't worry! I will definitely make you beautiful!"

What a poor man!Andy never thought that a female would be so miserable. Walking around in only a pair of shorts and being ignored by no one, it not only shows that he is stupid, but also shows that his parents don't care about him at all, and it shows that those orcs don't take him seriously!

"Did you often not have enough to eat when you were young?" Andy's eyes were already moist. The average height of females is 185 centimeters, but Mori is only 1.7 meters tall. This must be caused by malnutrition during development.

Mori didn't understand why he was so sad all of a sudden, which made him a little flustered: "It's, it's okay, it's just that I eat less meat..."

The economic conditions at home are not good, and only during the holidays can we eat better.

"I have to eat meat!" Andy probably knew why he was so thin, so he stared at Mori's body for a while. There are muscles on his body, which means that he often does physical work, and his hands have calluses, which means that he also often does housework. , a bit of a burden on my back, probably caused by long-term carrying heavy loads, my feet are rough, which is a sign of long-distance travel...

How much suffering did you go through to make this body like this?!He is female!

The more Andy watched, the more uncomfortable he became, and he couldn't help crying. He grabbed Mori's hands and wept, "You... you will be fine... I will definitely... I will find you a very loving and very loving person in the future." The person who loves you...will never...make you suffer again..."

Mori was very anxious to see him crying, but after hearing what he said, coupled with the emotional infection, his throat couldn't help but start to turn sour.

"It's not bitter...it's not bitter at all..." Mori held back his tears and wiped his nose. As long as his family lives well, what does it matter if he is tired?

The orc sitting in the living room drinking tea heard the cry, so he stood up in surprise, and looked worriedly at Andy's room.

Andy was crying, what happened? Sanders frowned. The thick wooden walls have good sound insulation. Although he could vaguely hear their voices, he couldn't hear the specific content clearly, so he didn't know what happened. The state of the house at that time.

Andy is not a person who can cry easily, could it be... Thinking of Mori's previous conviction for beating people, Sanders became nervous, and immediately walked to the door of Andy's room, stretched out his hand and pushed the door open.

"what happened……"

Sanders froze in the middle of his speech, just because he saw a naked body.

Mori was still naked, and Andy, who was half a head taller than him, was holding his hands and crying. When he noticed that Sanders came in, he turned slightly to look at him, and was about to say "it's okay", when he saw the orc slammed shut door.

Mori didn't know why, so he sniffed and looked at Andy again, obviously being comforted by the poor man, he comforted the poor man, and said clumsily: "You, you don't cry, you look so good Looks good, you cry for me, my heart hurts..."

The female's weeping and coaxing echoed in the house, while outside the house, a tall man was standing against the door, his face, which usually had a calm smile on his face, showed a rare look of panic.

saw...

Sanders blushed slightly while sighing with a wry smile.

How is this good?