stupid man

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Arriving at Ike's house, Andy was surprised to find that his house was actually very big. It was built on two giant trees that were very close together, so it was nearly twice the size of a normal tree house.

"You live alone?" Andy couldn't help but wonder. It stands to reason that orcs who live alone would not build such a big house. Usually, they would only think about rebuilding a big house when they have children after they get together.

Ike nodded and explained briefly: "This is my great-grandfather's house. He was too old to hunt. I moved in to take care of him when I was 14. I have lived there since he passed away."

After he finished speaking, he led the two females into the house. After Andy entered, he looked around. Although Mori had been here before, he was also a stranger because it was two years later, so he looked curiously.

"Very good." Andy took a rough look, then smiled and said to Ike: "I really like your house."

Ike didn't respond, and Andy was used to his taciturnity, so he didn't care, and started to get down to business: "Show me your shoulder."

Andy had already discovered that when Ike walked, the left side of his body was obviously a little stiff, and he didn't move his arms, so he knew there must be something wrong.

Ike was very obedient this time. He removed his coat to reveal his muscular upper body. His figure is not as good-looking as Sanders. He is tall, thin and fleshy. He looks like a model, but he is not ugly either. There is some hair on the chest.

Mori took a look and didn't like to look at it, his eyes had been made tricky by Sanders, but Andy's cheeks were a little red, and he walked up to him and began to examine him.

"Well, muscle strain, first apply cold water, and later I'll make you a few bottles of soothing essential oil." Andy said, seeing that his shoulders were not so swollen, so he felt relieved and went to get a towel and a napkin. water.

As soon as he walked out of the living room, there were only Mori and him left, and the atmosphere became a little silent. Usually, it feels good to have Andy around, and getting along with him becomes more and more like a friend. I don't want Andy to leave, and I will feel awkward again. .

Thinking of Ike helping him to beat someone at the market, Mori broke the dull atmosphere and thanked him: "Thank you for helping me vent my anger."

Ike was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect to get his thanks, he was overjoyed for a moment, and a rare smile appeared on his face: "Uh...um."

In fact, he is also a person who can't speak very much, even worse than Sen Wei.

Just at this time Andy came over with a water basin. Seeing Ike's reaction, he felt very subtle in his heart, so he thought for a while, and said to Mori: "I won't study today, you go back first."

Mori thought that he would have nothing to do here, so he nodded and turned to leave.

Andy thought for a while, then stopped him again: "Do you know the way back?"

The tribe is very large, and Sanders' home is built on the edge of the tribe. It may take an hour or two to walk there. Fortunately, it is still noon, and there is enough time for Senmu to go back before dark.

Provided he doesn't get lost.

Mori was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "I know."

In fact, I don’t know it very well, but I don’t want to be like a child, and I have to be seen by others when I get home.

Most of Andy's thoughts were on Ike, so he nodded indifferently: "Be careful."

"Yeah." Mori responded and left, but when he walked to the door, he looked back and saw Andy carefully applying a cold towel to Ike's swollen shoulders, and he had a vague idea in his heart.

But after thinking about it, I felt that it was too impossible, and I was not confident in my own head, so I threw that idea behind me.

Mori has been asking all the way home, and now he has changed a lot, most people don't recognize him, occasionally one or two recognize him through the scar on his nose, and his attitude is friendly.

"Are you... that Mori?"

"That's right!" Mori replied joyfully, "I am that Mori!"

"I can't even recognize them."

"Because I'm white!"

At the end, I also chatted with a female who also loves to be beautiful, and taught him all the beauty methods that Andy gave him, and I also learned some from him by the way, and I actually made friends.

Mori was moved to tears, and was so happy that he wanted to call his parents and tell them that their son had finally made friends in this different world by his own strength.

So when Sanders came home, he saw a man with a green face sitting on a chair in the living room.

Sanders, who is an elite orc, was also taken aback. After a closer look, it turned out to be Mori, but his face was covered with something green that was sticky and looked a little creepy. people.

"Fat is coming? (Come back?)" Mori, who was wearing a mask, was a little slurred.

Sanders walked over with a smile: "Andy newly developed it?"

"Pu is (is not), a seaweed mask from a friend." Mori showed off to him happily: "I, I handed it in by myself! Friend!"

"Oh? That's amazing." Sanders smiled slightly, and was about to give him a reward, his kiss, when he didn't fully lower his head, Mori suddenly stood up.

"I'm going to wash my face... Oops!" Mori screamed, and hit his head directly on Sanders' chin, causing both of them to be in pain.

"What are you doing?" Mori was about to burst into tears, his head ached.

Sanders touched his chin and smiled bitterly: "I want to kiss you..."

The two looked at each other for a while, and then they both laughed again, and then Mori stepped on the slippers and ran towards the toilet for a while. After 1 minute, his face was covered with water, and he ran towards Sander again. Si, jump up and kiss him.

"Chirp—"

Happiness is about to burst into bubbles.

That night, Sanders received the ring from Mori, but...

"Ka, Kala!" Mori, who was originally full of excitement and apprehension, turned dark when he heard the sound of metal breaking from the orc's mouth.

Saunders, who was eating the meat, spat out the contents of his mouth full of doubts, and saw that the minced meat was mixed with silver-white metal fragments, which were actually broken into seven or eight pieces by him.

Big mistake!Mori was so remorseful and embarrassed that he couldn't help complaining to the man opposite: "Your teeth are diamonds, right?"

"It's not a very hard thing." Sanders said, already aware of it from his reaction: "You hid it?"

Mori was a little sad, "I just bought it from the market today, and I want to propose to you."

After he finished speaking, he took out his own one from his pocket. Sanders looked at the shape of the "ring" with a half-smile expression on his face, and Mori thought he saw that he bought it cheaply. You can't help but blush slightly.

"Wait, when I have money in the future, I'll buy you gold ones! No... diamond studded ones!" Mori said, then walked up to Sanders with his head upright, knelt down to him, stammered but worked hard Said to him: "I, I know that I am a female in this world, Andy said... I don't have to do anything, just wait for you, you marry me, but in my world, I, I want to To be with you is to propose like this! Then give you things! Do a lot of things! I swear I'll be nice to my 'daughter-in-law'! So... so..."

Mori blushed, knelt on the ground and looked at Sanders: "Please marry me!"

Sanders was a little dazed, and then he was curious and funny. He didn't expect that he, as an orc, would be proposed by a female on one knee, but...

Sanders smiled and stretched out his hand. Since Senyu wanted to do this, then he would cooperate.

"Okay." Sanders said happily, "I'm married to you."

Oh oh oh oh!Trembling with excitement, Mori hurriedly grabbed the hand that was handed over by the other party, pinched the shiny silver "ring" and put it on for him tremblingly, but tried the middle finger and the ring finger, and finally found that it could only be put on his little finger .

"...It's too small." Mori looked at it, but he was still very happy, and couldn't help but give a "chirp" on the back of his hand.

Dad, son, I finally got a "daughter-in-law".Mori cried after being overjoyed, and felt that he was so useless, so he smiled and sniffed, but couldn't control the tears falling one by one.

"Fool." Sanders picked him up from the ground, full of joy and tenderness.

Others think that Mori is not good enough for him, but they don't know that it is his luck to know Mori.

As for the "ring"... don't tell him it's actually a thimble.Sanders thought so, and then took advantage of the situation to pursue:

"Let's take a shower together later, okay?"

The stinky Mori takes a bath every night.

He wants to help his partner wash his ass well.

Mori was stunned for a moment, and then refused with a serious face: "No!"

Well... Sanders smiled helplessly.

But I heard Mori shyly add: "On the night of the wedding..."

Sanders suddenly wanted to take him to Yuri's house immediately, register, and get married!

Having confirmed their relationship in this way, and being known to all the people because of the incident that happened at the market, Sanders and Mori will be stared at wherever they go in the days to come.

Most of them are blessings, and of course some people think that they will fall through. Sen Wei even met a few females who said some unpleasant things to him.

You don't deserve him at all, he just pities you, you must have been playing tricks when you ran into Sanders' house back then, and Mori thought they were farting when he heard it, and generally ignored it, it's still raining An Rushan sells his pancakes at the market.

Yes, after doing assiduous market research, Mori finally found his way to make a fortune in this world, built a trolley and opened a pancake stand, and the stall opposite him was an elderly female with a good personality, selling tofu , it was after eating his tofu that day that Mori had the idea to make a special delicacy on the earth. It is more expensive than digging out bird eggs. One pancake and one small pearl, and a small box of two in a day. A month later, he was successfully promoted to rich and handsome, and was hired to marry "Bai Fumei", and from then on he reached the pinnacle of his life.

Mori is very happy, but some people are not very happy.

"For nothing, I teach you to be noble, intellectual, and elegant every day, so you can't think of a job that is a little taller?" Andy muttered there, because after Sen Chuan started selling pancakes, he showed his country flavor again, However, he is becoming more and more delicate now, and as his skin turns whiter and finer day by day, standing there motionless is a gentle and gentle beauty, but with his sleeves rolled up and a halter neck apron on, In the market where people come and go, they open their mouths and yell: "Pancakes - delicious pancakes -", ​​which is particularly surprising.

Mori raised his arms to wipe off the sweat, looked at Andy and smiled silly: "I'm just suitable for this kind of work, really."

After a pause, he added: "My little brother and I are still different."

Mori is actually yearning for his younger brother, the gentle young man he cultivated by gritting his teeth and hard work. He now occasionally thinks of him when he looks in the mirror, and finds that he and he are indeed brothers born from the same mother's womb. His eyebrows and eyes are similar, but it's just his face, and his head still hasn't changed much.

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Andy suggested to him more than once: "Study medicine with me, and copy books..."

Mori's head hurts just hearing him say that, so before he finished speaking, he handed over the freshly spread pancakes. Andy knew that he was bothering him to say that, so he took him with a smile and an annoyance. Sitting behind the booth, I ate the pancakes slowly.

The werewolf sat and watched, envious, and Andy gave him half, and the werewolf was happy.

The pancakes at Mori's stall are delicious.Both of them thought so.

After a month of such pleasant days, when Sanders' work was coming to an end, Mori had a visitor.

The men who molested him.