Alien Arms Dealer

There is only one person in this world who can call him that.

Xiao Cheng stared suspiciously at the woman in front of him, and asked incredulously, "Could it be...you are...Mo Ziqing?"

The woman nodded hastily, and smiled happily, "It's true!"

Xiao Cheng lowered his face, "You're kidding me!"

The woman panicked and explained, "I...I am really Mo Ziqing! Ah Cheng, you have to trust me!"

Xiao Cheng stared at the two extra lumps of meat on the other's chest, thinking in his heart, I believe you are a ghost!Even if it can be disguised, where did those two lumps of flesh on your fucking chest come from? !Did you get silicone in your breast augmentation? ?

"A Cheng, I'm really Mo Ziqing!" The woman held her head, her expression was very irritable, she really didn't look like a woman, "A Cheng, I can prove that when we were together for the first time Situation, at that time, I was too poisoned in my body, and my brain was not very flexible. Ah Cheng, you were plotted by Lei's family and you were poisoned with obscene drugs. You asked me to help you. It was the first time I came into contact with love affairs. I was very clumsy and even made you It hurts, Ah Cheng, you..."

"Stop! Don't talk about it!" Xiao Cheng's face was livid with anger. This bastard can't say anything reliable, which pot can't be opened and which pot can be lifted! However, this also proves that she is indeed Mo Ziqing. After all, they For the first time, only two people knew about it. Besides, he would not tell others about Mo Ziqing's dark history of becoming a fool. Therefore, except for himself, almost no one knew about it.

"Obviously you can say something more useful, why do you want to mention this kind of thing? Your first fucking technique is too bad, except for being very strong, it is very strong, which caused me to lie in bed for several days! You still have the face to mention it. ?!"

The woman smiled happily, "Ah Cheng, do you believe me?"

Xiao Cheng waved to him.

The woman walked up to him obediently.

Xiao Cheng stretched out his hand and poked her soft chest, scaring Mo Ziqing back a few steps, clutching her chest, like a woman from a good family who was being treated lightly, "Ah, Ah, what are you doing???"

Xiao Cheng was shocked, "Eh? It's true?"

"of course it's true!"

Xiao Cheng was horrified, "Are you going for breast augmentation surgery???"

Xiao Cheng walked up to her in a few steps and lifted her skirt. Mo Ziqing was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed Xiao Cheng's hand and asked, "Ah, Ah Cheng, what are you doing? Why are you lifting my skirt?? "

"Let me see if you even cut off your penis!"

"Don't..." The two pushed and blocked, Mo Ziqing accidentally stepped on the hem of her skirt, and fell backwards, Xiao Cheng was also brought down by her, and fell on top of the woman.

"slightly-"

Qiu Hong heard the sound and barged in, "Zi Ruo, why are you...uh..."

When she saw the situation in the room, she blushed, "That...sorry, you continue!"

The woman hastily closed the door.

Xiao Cheng: "..."

Mo Ziqing: "..."

Xiao Cheng pressed Mo Ziqing's body, and suddenly stretched out his hand to touch her face, Mo Ziqing asked, "Ah Cheng, what are you doing?

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Xiao Cheng fumbled for a long time, but couldn't find the connection of the disguise, so he couldn't help asking: "Could it be that you ate the Yirong Pill? Why can't I find the place where you disguised yourself?"

"I haven't disguised myself." Mo Ziqing said in a low voice, "All the Wu people are good at disguises. If I were disguised, wouldn't it be easy to be seen?"

"So..." Xiao Cheng was at a loss, "What's the matter with you? The plastic surgery even changed your gender? Oh, yes, I can feel that your penis is gone! Could it be true that you were cut off? Already??"

"..." Mo Ziqing took a deep breath and told Xiao Cheng about the soul exchange.

After Xiao Cheng heard this, he was surprised, "Eh? Isn't this just seizing the house!"

"Seize the house?"

"This is a Taoist term. It refers to the resurrection of the immortal soul through other people's bodies. It is also called returning the soul through a dead body! However, your situation seems to be different from that of Duoshe..."

"Ah Cheng, I don't understand what you said, which school of Taoism is it?"

"I'll explain to you later! By the way, you now occupy someone else's body, so what about your body?"

Mo Ziqing patted the purse on his waist and laughed, "My body is put into the space bag!"

"..." Is this the rhythm of carrying corpses at any time?Uh, it doesn't seem to be a corpse...

"I can't help it! After learning that you were captured by the Wu tribe, I was worried and rushed back from Fenglin for thousands of miles just to rescue you! After much deliberation, this is the only way! The two women who were selected before were fooled by me, pretended to be sick and gave up the opportunity to accompany me, and I happened to have the opportunity to replace them, and when I got the Song family's chassis, I will find a chance to rescue you!"

Xiao Cheng was speechless.

This kid is too foolish!However, Xiao Cheng was very moved to see him saving himself for the sake of becoming a woman.

"But, the little mosquito is still in their hands..." Xiao Cheng couldn't help worrying about Wen Xiuyuan.

Mo Ziqing was silent.

If Wen Xiuyuan can't be rescued, I guess my cousin will be very anxious!

"Hey, that's right!" Xiao Xiangxiang thought of something, "What did you say to that woman just now?"

Mysteriously, that woman actually went out, there must be something tricky about it!

Mo Ziqing blinked and smiled treacherously, "Guess?"

Xiao Cheng subconsciously patted him on the forehead, "Say it!"

"Uh, okay! I told you, don't be angry!" Mo Ziqing covered her head and said cautiously, "I just told her that I'm interested in you and wanted to seduce you to sleep with you!"

The corner of Xiacheng's mouth twitched wildly, "She actually believed it?"

Xiao Cheng unanimously believed that even though the Wu people were a bit scumbag in combat, they were indeed quite smart. Even he didn't believe such a crappy lie, but you, a woman, actually believed it. Could it be intentional?

Mo Ziqing saw Xiao Cheng's worry, and said, "Don't worry, they are still happy with this situation!"

"What do you mean?"

"You are of value to them, so they naturally dare not neglect you. Why do you bring a woman with you on such an itinerary? Do you think it's really as simple as serving?"

Xiao Cheng raised his forehead, "I understand!"

This is the same as the function of the housemaid!If the two women I brought could climb into Xiao Cheng's bed and gain his trust, maybe they could incite him to turn against him. These Wu people are really good at calculating!

Looking at Mo Ziqing's appearance, Xiao Cheng rubbed his chin and lowered his head, "Tsk tsk tsk, since it's an act, then, of course, it has to be more realistic!"

"Uh, Ah Cheng, what do you mean?" Seeing Xiao Cheng's smile, Mo Ziqing suddenly had a bad feeling.

Xiao Cheng pinched Mo Ziqing's chin, and smiled wickedly, "Little girl, go warm the bed for uncle!"

Of course, Mo Ziqing would never warm Xiao Cheng's bed.

Although he misses Xiao Cheng very much, his current body belongs to someone else, and he doesn't want to use someone else's body to get in close contact with Xiao Cheng

The next day, Hua Mo came to knock on the door, Xiao Cheng didn't even put on any clothes, he walked to the door in a dirty dress, yawning constantly, "Hey, brat, what are you doing up so early?"

Su Luo behind Hua Mo snorted coldly, "It's early! It's almost noon!"

"Huh? Is it this late already?" Xiao Cheng looked surprised.

Hua Mo said: "Pavilion Master Xiao, time is running out, we should set off!"

Xiao Cheng lazily said: "Let's go now, at least let me have dinner!"

Su Luo saw Zi Ruo who was putting on clothes in the room, and sneered, "Governor Xiao really doesn't want to leave—"

Xiao Cheng said with a smile: "Knowing how to enjoy is the fun. Like Priest Su Luo, you have to deal with those corpses all day long. What should you do if you have physical needs? Ah, is it possible that you have such a heavy mouth?"

Hearing this, Su Luo's eyes almost burst into flames, and his fists clenched and loosened. Like that, he wished to swallow Xiao Cheng alive, but he knew the difference in force between the two, so he could only give up in the end.

Xiao Cheng was so relieved to see this guy's face livid with anger!

After striding out of the guest room, Xiao Cheng went downstairs directly.

Mo Ziqing was about to follow him, but Hua Mo stopped him, "Zi Ruo, stop!"

Mo Ziqing paused in his footsteps, screaming in his heart that something was wrong. He was so proud just now, so the little man must have noticed something, right?

"My lord, what are your orders?" Mo Ziqing lowered his head, pretending to be respectful and docile.

Hua Mo was very short, and always looked up when looking at people. One lowered his head and the other raised his head. The two people's eyes just happened to meet, and Mo Ziqing's eyes showed panic.

"Last night...you and Pavilion Master Xiao..." Before Hua Mo finished speaking, Mo Ziqing immediately pretended to be terrified, "Oh, I was discovered", "Master Sacrifice, forgive me! Slave... Slave Seeing that Pavilion Master Xiao is very handsome, I really like it, so... I beg the priest not to drive me away!"

Fortunately, Xiao Cheng has already gone downstairs, otherwise, when he saw this scene, he would definitely vomit blood!This guy's acting is really high, Jane

Straight to win the Oscar trophy!

"I don't mean to blame you!" Hua Mo said, "Serve Pavilion Master Xiao well, if he can make him like you, after returning, I will promote you to be a venerable!"

Mo Ziqing showed joy, "Thank you priest!"

After Xiao Cheng went downstairs, the store had already prepared breakfast for them. Xiao Cheng picked among the desserts and side dishes, full of disgust, "I said store, your buns are too thick, and This glutinous rice cake must have been steamed for a long time, it tastes too sticky!"

Money is the uncle!The shopkeeper silently warned himself in his heart, not to offend these uncles, no!So he could only force his smile, "Guest officer, you are joking, the buns in our store are stuffed with wild delicacies and yellow beef. The price is about the same as buns in other places. We are already at a disadvantage! Also The longer this glutinous rice cake is steamed, the sweeter it tastes, if you don’t believe me, ask around, who doesn’t like glutinous rice cakes from our shop?”

"It's unpalatable!" Xiao Cheng took two casual bites and placed it there, so angry that the shopkeeper wanted to beat him up.

Mo Ziqing laughed secretly, Ah Cheng's skill in irritating people is simply at its peak!