The president runs away when he sees me

One day before New Year's Day, Qiao Kui and Liu Canran were cleaning at home.

In fact, after two people lived in, the whole villa is no longer as empty as it was before. With people who can divide the work and cooperate, tidying up the room is not so monotonous. very fast.

At this moment, Qiao Kui tidied up the living room, took the temporarily unused things to the storage room outside, and Liu Canran stayed in the room to check for gaps and see if there was anything left unpacked.

Then he discovered that Qiao Kui put the pair of little Nian beasts and little lions that he bought last time on the sofa in the living room, and they could be used as pillows while watching TV.

Liu Canran snuggled into the sofa, caught a little lion to play with, and the voice-over of the animal world painting style sounded in her ears.

Are males territorial?

Most of the time, Liu Canran doesn't have much intuitive feeling about this point.

Qiao Kui is still happy to share his bed with him in the bedroom, and he is also very generous in the study, living room, home theater, etc., and has no so-called male territorial consciousness.

There is only one exception.

Georgie didn't seem to be using the same bathroom as he basically did.

Of course, except for certain playtimes, Liu Canran thought to himself, since this is force majeure, they can't play in different bathrooms.

Liu Canran suddenly had a bit of curiosity that didn't distinguish between good and evil, so he sneaked into the bathroom that Qiao Kui often used with his cub in his arms.

He seldom entered this bathroom before, and once he walked in, he felt a strange feeling of invading a strange territory.

Qiao Kui gave Liu Canran the largest bathroom in his house, so now he is in another one, and he feels a little cramped.

It can be seen that Qiao Kui still loves cleanliness, the washstand is spotless, and the bathtub is also clean and shiny.

When Liu Canran saw Qiao Kui's clean and white bathtub, she got in without hesitation and sat in it for a few seconds.

Then he discovered that his behavior seemed to be explainable in the animal world, but because of his good personal hygiene habits, it was impossible to really leave his own breath in the other party's bathtub.

Let me see whether Xiao Qiao's territorial awareness is strong or not. Liu Canran, with a curiosity that does not distinguish between good and evil, changed the position of Qiao Kui's electric toothbrush and water floss on the washstand, and then Like a gangster, he quietly left the scene.

When he returned to the living room one second ago, Qiao Kui also returned home the next second.

"How is it? Is there anything else that needs to be cleaned?" Qiao Kui asked Liu Canran like this.

"No more." Liu Canran said.

"I inspected the public areas just now, and I can't see any problems on the surface. Can you provide some ideas?"

"Then it's no problem, thank you for your hard work." Qiao Kui said, then leaned over and kissed Liu Canran's forehead.

When Liu Canran was about to catch him and continue the kiss, Qiao Kui slipped away from under his arms and hid.

"So there are times when the Manchu Banquet gets tired of eating?" Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui and asked confidently.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"I'm ashamed." Qiao Kui pointed at himself without losing his temper.

"I found that you love to be in the drama." Liu Canran smiled.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Why did you say that?" Qiao Kui said.

"Isn't it since you had the dream of being a queen, you have to prepare well every time before you invite me." Liu Canran looked at him and said, resting her chin.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"You said that when we two big men fall in love, the sense of ritual every time is like going to bed, it's too much." Liu Canran laughed.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"How do you know that I had a bedtime dream? Who is watching my life?" Qiao Kui said suspiciously after sending out a barrage.

"Your dream talk is really wonderful." Liu Canran replied innocently.

"After going to bed every night, this is a very important and indispensable way of entertainment in my life."

Qiao Kui: "..."

"I'm going to take a shower, your majesty, just wait." Qiao Kui's mother left in a dignified manner.

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Qiao Kui walked into his own private bathroom and began to change his clothes to take a shower.

Then he suddenly had the illusion that he had come to a parallel universe.

It seems that he is no longer in his exclusive bathroom, but in another parallel universe, a certain Qiao Kuo's exclusive bathroom.

Have I been watching too many sci-fi movies lately?Qiao Kui thought in his heart.

Then he put back on the half-taken clothes, walked out of the bathroom and returned to the living room again to look at the little emperor Liu Canran who was lying on the sofa.

Liu Canran: "???"

"Do you want me to wipe your back for you?" Liu Canran said.

"No, I'm going to take a shower." Qiao Kui said.

After confirming his eyes, he is my man, Qiao Kui thought to himself, and then walked away a little erratically.

Liu Canran: "..."

Did my little trick work?Liu Canran thought to herself, and then she really wanted to know why Qiao Kui suddenly looked back.

Could it be that he suspected that he had crossed over?Liu Canran simulated Qiao Kui's logic chain, and then came to such a conclusion, rolling on the sofa by herself, laughing for a long time.

On the other side, Qiao Kui was taking a bath like a wandering soul.

I always feel that something is wrong, Qiao Kui thought as he patted the fins of his very salty fish in the bathtub at this moment.

Where does this mysterious feeling of disobedience come from?

He suddenly remembered that today was the day of general cleaning, that is to say, he might have touched every plant and tree here without noticing.

Qiao Kui's eyes of the president narrowed, with blood running through his pupils, scanning everything in the bathroom like infrared rays, a moment later...

Qiao Kui: "!!!"

Why are the positions of electric toothbrushes and water flossers switched?Qiao Kui thought to himself.

So Qiao Kui's obsessive-compulsive disorder was forced to death by himself.

He climbed out of the bathtub directly, put the two items back in their original positions, and then continued to take a bath in peace.

In fact, he didn't quite understand his own behavior.

In his impression, he has no experience of obsessive-compulsive disorder. For some reason, Dudu has such a deep obsession with his exclusive bathroom.

Is this the legendary sense of territory?Qiao Kui suddenly thought in his heart.

But I am in my own home, why do I have a sense of territory?There is no one else here except Xiaoliu and me. I can't possibly have any sense of territory for him, right?Qiao Kui thought to himself.

Qiao Kuo's pleasant bath time ended in a very philosophical atmosphere.

-

After Qiao Kui took a shower, he checked the time and found that it was time for dinner again.

Because after verifying the knowledge of the best food for voice actors from Qiao Kui's brother's girlfriend, Qiao Kui felt that it would be better to eat lightly.

"How about eating broth and vegetables?" Qiao Kui asked Liu Canran for his opinion.

"Okay, in fact, after eating it yesterday, I still think it's quite delicious, especially the way you make it." Liu Canran smiled.

Because Qiao Kui was worried that Liu Canran's taste would change too much at once and he would not get used to it, so even though it was just boiled vegetables, he made a delicious seasoning with various dried fruits after crushing, so that Liu Canran could eat The taste is richer.

So Qiao Kui went to work in the kitchen again, Liu Canran might help.

During this period, Liu Canran wanted to go to the bathroom, so he walked slowly to Qiao Kui's territory.

Liu Canran pushed the door open and entered, and felt that there was still a trace of steam in Qiao Kui's exclusive bathroom, which made it slightly noticeable that the owner had used its bathing function not long ago.

However, after the automatic dehumidification system in the bathroom and Qiao Kuo's diligent cleaning, such traces have become negligible.

After Liu Can grandly used Qiao Kui's bathroom, while washing her hands, she noticed a small change on the washstand.

Georgie returned the position of the electric toothbrush and water floss to the original unchanging order.

Was he discovered?Liu Canran thought to herself.

Then he thought about it, switched the position of the electric toothbrush and water floss again, and then returned to the living room as if nothing had happened.

At this time, Qiao Kui's special hot pot was also ready, and the two of them ate the hot pot, chatting with each other.

"Do you have any plans for tomorrow?" Qiao Kui asked Liu Canran.

"As long as I'm with you, everything else is fine." Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui nodded.

He has already thought of several places, and wants to take his little boyfriend on a date. Tomorrow, he will monitor the passenger flow in various places in real time, and then decide where to go. The weather is getting colder and colder. He doesn't want to let Liu Canran stayed outdoors for too long.

After the meal, Liu Canran said that he could take on the job of washing dishes today, so Qiao Kui took a break and chatted with Liu Canran behind the sink for a while, and planned to go to the bathroom himself.

Liu Canran was washing the dishes on her own, and just after finishing the dishes and tableware, on the way to the bedroom, she heard Qiao Kui yelling in a low voice.

"what!"

Liu Canran ran over looking for the sound, and found that Qiao Kui's voice came from his exclusive bathroom.

"Little Qiao? Are you okay?" Liu Canran knocked on the bathroom door hastily.

"It's okay! Don't come here!" Qiao Kui said loudly.

Liu Canran: "..."

"Okay, I won't go in." Liu Canran said.

"Thank you, I'll be fine soon." Qiao Kui said.

Then Liu Canran heard various sounds of jingling bells and palm trees in the bathroom.

When Qiao Kui returned to their bedroom again, Liu Canran found that he had changed his clothes again, obviously he had taken a shower again.

So the question is, why does a person who has taken a bath take a bath again within a short period of time?

"Did you take another bath?" Liu Canran asked, looking at Qiao Kui's wet hair and cheeks moistened by water vapor.

"No." Qiao Kui said nonsense with his eyes open.

Liu Canran: "???"

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Okay, I'll wash it." Qiao Kui said.

"So why did you take another shower."

"Because I saw my toothbrush and water floss have changed their positions again," Qiao Kuo said with a deadpan expression.

"While I'm using the bathroom," he added.

Liu Canran: "..."

"One small step forward, one giant leap forward for civilization." Liu Canran said.