The president runs away when he sees me

Liu Canran: "..."

"Did you cut your hair too badly because you want to share the honor with me?" Liu Canran said.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"And when you were cutting your hair, did you look in the mirror?"

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Then you happened to see yourself in the mirror with the same eyes?"

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"Okay, now we're even." Liu Canran said with a sigh of relief.

"Now you should understand why I dare not cut my own hair." Liu Canran said without love.

Qiao Kui: "..."

"Hahahaha!"

Qiao Kui had been immersed in the faint melancholy of the Mediterranean before, and he had forgotten the experience of "I won't tell even if I beat him to death" that Liu Canran mentioned to him. An eternal pain in a friend's heart.

"Have you cut into the Mediterranean Sea too?" Qiao Kui asked, wiping away tears and controlling his breathless smile.

"Yes." Liu Canran nodded frankly.

"Hahahaha, do you have any photos, let me know." Qiao Kui couldn't hold back, and laughed again.

As a result, because of the continuous laughter and laughter just now, his hat slipped off his head.

Qiao Kui: "..."

Liu Canran: "..."

"Why did this happen? I obviously tied it very tightly." Qiao Kui said with a dull expression on his face.

"Mediterranean, the friction force has been weakened." Liu Canran was so shocked that she could still maintain a certain level of logical thinking and gave such an answer.

-

In the quiet bedroom, the wide bed was trembling non-stop, but no one in it was playing pornography.

But one is holding back crying, and the other is holding back laughing.

This was probably the only time Liu Canran and Qiao Kui had "same bed but different dreams" during their long life journey.

-

Early the next morning, Liu Canran was awakened by her dream.

He covered his mouth very vigilantly and opened his eyes, only to find that Qiao Kui had disappeared again.

Although Qiao Kui disappeared, the phone he left on the bed kept popping up dialog boxes. Liu Canran glanced at it, and it turned out that it was his classmate and alumni group, the Wealthy Old Men Health Care Bureau, which had been renamed Who can share the poor group of relatives and friends with me.

"Hahahaha Qiao Kui, why are you asking this?"

"Qiao Kui, you have today too!"

"Facts have proved that it doesn't matter whether you are the senior in white shirt, the president of the famous student union, or the school girl who fascinated thousands of girls and some teenagers, as long as you are about to turn 30, you will be bald!"

"(link), (link), these wig shops are all good, but because they are all handmade, it will take a while to arrive. Get used to it little brother, I couldn't accept this fact at first, Then I got used to it."

Liu Canran: "..."

"When a man encounters this problem, in fact, some people will be a little unwilling to talk about it as if they encountered another problem, thinking that it is no big deal. I think this kind of attitude is not good, and it is not only good for their own health. Irresponsible and don't take the intuitive feelings of family members into consideration."

Liu Canran saw a senior in the group say this.

"As someone who has been there, I think you should tell Liu about this. If he loves you, he will accompany you to the treatment."

"Wearing a wig blindly to cover up is not a long-term solution..."

"It will fall, and if you talk too much, you will cry."