The president runs away when he sees me

Qiao Kui: "..."

So it's easy for me to become a ball because I'm short. Qiao Kui, who has been smoky recently and feels that his face is about to turn into a point-colored puppet cat, thought desperately in his heart.

"Thank you, Xiao Qiao, for worrying so much about my affairs." Liu Canran looked at Qiao Kui who was a little lost, and reached out to pat his head.

"This is my duty," Qiao Kui said, "It would be even better if I could help you."

"It's okay, we'll figure out a way." Liu Canran said optimistically.

"Okay, let me think about what other tricks I have to do." Qiao Kui said.

Liu Canran: "..."

Even more melancholy than Liu Canran was the director Baocai.

He felt that there was no way to cover up Liu Canran's beauty with makeup techniques.

Of course, you can paint the other party with special effects makeup that your own mother can't recognize as you proposed when you were screaming in despair, but that would be very boring, and you would be beaten to death by the old screenwriter with a stick.

Director Baocai feels that his artistic career has come to an end, so he invites ordinary directors to go to a place where he can have a drink to soothe his sorrows.

Although the ordinary director swore to God that he would never go out to eat with this old classmate after drinking with him last time, he still came to Lu Chuan Er on a stormy night after receiving a tearful phone call from the other party. The place.

Ordinary Director: "..."

My artistic pursuits have never included dog-blooded dramas, but such episodes are staged every now and then in my life. If I am a woman, I am a scumbag. If I am a victim , isn't this just a scumbag?While thinking this way in his heart, the ordinary director walked into the ending visible to the naked eye.

The ordinary director came to the fixed booth where the two classmates had been entrenched since they went to college, and listened to the cries of the old classmates.

"It's too difficult for me." Director Baocai cried.

"Student Xiaoliu's temperament is really indelible no matter what, is it possible that my reputation as a director, Baocai, will be ruined in the hands of such a young man who is beautiful, good-natured and perfect in every aspect?" Baocai the director howled.

Ordinary Director: "..."

Is this why the heavens can't stand it, so such a genius as Xiao Liu was born to avenge me?Ordinary directors can't help but think wildly.

"What are you slandering me?" Director Baocai seemed to have seen through the brainwaves of the other party, and suddenly stopped crying, narrowed his eyes, and carefully looked into the eyes of ordinary directors.

Ordinary Director: "..."

It's really not sloppy at all. The ordinary director's heart was full of alarms, and he shook his head and denied: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

"Okay, I will..."

Director Baocai was halfway through his words, when he suddenly looked at his old classmate, the gold digger found a golden light in his eyes, and grabbed him.

"What do you want to do?" The ordinary director said tremblingly.

"It's this kind of timid look, I want Xiao Liu to show this feeling!" Director Baocai seemed to have picked up a treasure, carefully watching the expressions of ordinary directors.

Ordinary Director: "..."

"Can you tell me, how did you achieve the reaction just now? It's the kind of cringe, as if you were beaten by the society, and embarrassed?"

Ordinary Director: "..."

"Of course it's thanks to you." The ordinary director said expressionlessly.

"Huh?" Director Baocai obviously didn't understand what his old classmate was talking about, and a confused expression appeared on his face.

"What does this have to do with me?" Director Baocai said.

Ordinary Director: "..."

"It has nothing to do with you?!" The ordinary director burst into a sneer that he had never heard before.

"Who keeps nagging in my ears about the difference between talent and genius? What'ah, you won't understand, ah, there is a wall between us', I tell you, if I don't know about you Your EQ has been eaten up by your IQ, if I hadn’t known that you are straight, I would have thought you were a gay, and I was puking me!”

Ordinary directors are venting about the tons of damage caused by this genius old classmate who has no clue and EQ is no more than three years old for many years. His heart is pierced by his old iron every day like a volcanic eruption. The earth is burning.

Then he saw that director Baocai was looking at him in bewilderment, and even subconsciously took out his cell phone, and was filming him getting mad.

"Don't f*ck shoot!" The ordinary director yelled and rushed up to grab the phone.

"No, I want to show Xiao Liu such a good material. This is simply a living classic! I take back what I said before! You are a genius! You are so good at acting!" Director Baocai shouted road.

"I'm not acting, ahhhhh!"